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imported>TabbyGarf: /* Space Launch System */

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Space Launch System

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imported>TabbyGarf: /* Space Launch System */

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Space Launch System

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	===Space Launch System===		===Space Launch System===
	Obama's ''wonderful'' solution to the end of Constellation, the Space Launch System is a fail program with no end goal. No srsly. It's closest thing to a 'goal' is going to a ''freaking ~~{{strikethrough\|~~ asteroid}}'' ~~{{strikethrough\|~~ a smaller one bagged up and put into Lunar Orbit}} [[Wut \| A FREAKING BOULDER PCKED UP FROM AN ASTEROID PUT INTO LUNAR ORBIT]]. They did say some shit about helping in planetary defence against asteroids, but everyone knows NASA's trying to hide their [[fail]]. The rocket's crew capsule, however, has been sent into space in an test in [[2014]], filled with [[robots]]. The first manned flight of the Senate/Space Launch System on a manned flight is going to be in 2021, sending a crew into Lunar Orbit and back. As if Apollo 8 wasn't enough.		Obama's ''wonderful'' solution to the end of Constellation, the Space Launch System is a fail program with no end goal. No srsly. It's closest thing to a 'goal' is going to a ''freaking <s>asteroid</s>'' <s>a smaller one bagged up and put into Lunar Orbit</s> [[Wut \| A FREAKING BOULDER PCKED UP FROM AN ASTEROID PUT INTO LUNAR ORBIT]]. They did say some shit about helping in planetary defence against asteroids, but everyone knows NASA's trying to hide their [[fail]]. The rocket's crew capsule, however, has been sent into space in an test in [[2014]], filled with [[robots]]. The first manned flight of the Senate/Space Launch System on a manned flight is going to be in 2021, sending a crew into Lunar Orbit and back. As if Apollo 8 wasn't enough.

	[[Obama]] also says it will go to Mars, but everyone knows that's a [[lie]], just like your [[dick]].		[[Obama]] also says it will go to Mars, but everyone knows that's a [[lie]], just like your [[dick]].

imported>4ourty: H3 concept

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H3 concept

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imported>4ourty: H3 concept

2022-10-19T20:48:12Z

H3 concept

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	===Helium 3===		===Helium 3===

			[[File:Moons H3 mining concept.jpeg\|thumb\|200px\|Initial concept.]]

	The moon is basically a huge chunk of free energy floating along in space. Contrary to popular belief, the moon is not made of cheese, but rather an isotope that is relatively rare on Earth called "H3" or "Helium 3." By using only one or two pounds of Helium 3 in a controlled fusion reaction, the United States would have enough energy to pretty much power everything everywhere for almost no cost. Thanks to the cancellation of the Constellation project, this will never happen.		The moon is basically a huge chunk of free energy floating along in space. Contrary to popular belief, the moon is not made of cheese, but rather an isotope that is relatively rare on Earth called "H3" or "Helium 3." By using only one or two pounds of Helium 3 in a controlled fusion reaction, the United States would have enough energy to pretty much power everything everywhere for almost no cost. Thanks to the cancellation of the Constellation project, this will never happen.

imported>4ourty: /* History */

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History

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imported>4ourty: /* History */

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History

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	==History==		==History==

			[[File:Looney tunes- space race game.jpeg\|left]]

	Nasa was created in the late [[old\|1950s]] to counter the [[Communism\|Soviet Union's]] space flight program because it scared the shit out of normal, god-fearing, white-bread Americans. Soon after its creation, NASA was charged with the conquest of the moon, which was finally realized on July 20, 1969, but was actually a hoax that [[Humanmonkeyrace\|brilliant minds]] are only now beginning to uncover. During this "space race" many useful technologies were produced, namely pretty much every scrap of technology in your house from your television set to your toothbrush.		Nasa was created in the late [[old\|1950s]] to counter the [[Communism\|Soviet Union's]] space flight program because it scared the shit out of normal, god-fearing, white-bread Americans. Soon after its creation, NASA was charged with the conquest of the moon, which was finally realized on July 20, 1969, but was actually a hoax that [[Humanmonkeyrace\|brilliant minds]] are only now beginning to uncover. During this "space race" many useful technologies were produced, namely pretty much every scrap of technology in your house from your television set to your toothbrush.

imported>Sidecar at 21:46, 15 November 2016

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	<!--[[File:Nasa5.gif\|right\|400px]]-->		<!--[[File:Nasa5.gif\|right\|400px]]-->
	[[File:Challengerboom.jpg\|thumb\|Your tax dollars at work]]		[[File:Challengerboom.jpg\|thumb\|400px\|Your tax dollars at work]]
	'''NASA''' is known to stand for "Neil Armstrong Sodomy Administration" due to the phallic symbolism of sitting on top of a 350-foot-tall liquid-filled missile. It was, until recently, a government agency built to oversee the United State's space program. Along the way, NASA helped build pretty much all the technology that [[twitter\|you use today]]—cordless power-tools, [[dildo\|lightweight plastics]], advanced digital cameras, robotics, and GPS systems are all spin-off technologies that were developed under NASA and all of those technologies are now farmed out to other foreign powers such as [[India]] and [[China]].		'''NASA''' is known to stand for "Neil Armstrong Sodomy Administration" due to the phallic symbolism of sitting on top of a 350-foot-tall liquid-filled missile. It was, until recently, a government agency built to oversee the United State's space program. Along the way, NASA helped build pretty much all the technology that [[twitter\|you use today]]—cordless power-tools, [[dildo\|lightweight plastics]], advanced digital cameras, robotics, and GPS systems are all spin-off technologies that were developed under NASA and all of those technologies are now farmed out to other foreign powers such as [[India]] and [[China]].

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			[[File:Buzz aldrin.jpg\|right\|thumb\|300px\|Buzz Aldrin, official portrait]]
	*[[Nerd]]		*[[Nerd]]
	*[[Star Trek]]		*[[Star Trek]]

imported>Sidecar: /* Europa Clipper */

2016-11-06T19:37:25Z

Europa Clipper

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	Also, they announced a new [[Mars]] rover to launch in 2020, and be the first segment of a Mars Sample Return Mission. Apparently, retrieving dust particles of Mars is incredibly important, so the announcement caused massive numbers of [[scientists]] to ferociously [[cum]]. Not unlike [[you]] when you watch porn, hoping for a [[girlfriend]].		Also, they announced a new [[Mars]] rover to launch in 2020, and be the first segment of a Mars Sample Return Mission. Apparently, retrieving dust particles of Mars is incredibly important, so the announcement caused massive numbers of [[scientists]] to ferociously [[cum]]. Not unlike [[you]] when you watch porn, hoping for a [[girlfriend]].

			{{main\|Mars}}

	===Global Warming===		===Global Warming===