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	[[Mythunderstood]] (almost certainly pronounced ''My-thunder-stood'') is one of the many names used by [[Swisscelt]], fake gnostic, fake occultist, [[wiccan]], [[troll]] and [[OL]] [[drama]] artist who goes around [[teh internets]] looking for any distraction to keep his mind off of his [[fat]] body which no one finds attractive anymore, least of all his wife, and who tries to forget the fact that he has two kids that he fails to be a father for on a daily basis. Mythunderstood is one of many alternate ID's, making it a classic [[sockpuppet]], a tactic symptomatic of a deeper cowardice typical of [[trolls]] and [[drama whore]]s online.		[[Mythunderstood]] (almost certainly pronounced ''My-thunder-stood'') is one of the many names used by [[Swisscelt]], fake gnostic, fake occultist, [[wiccan]], [[troll]] and [[OL]] [[drama]] artist who goes around [[teh internets]] looking for any distraction to keep his mind off of his [[fat]] body which no one finds attractive anymore, least of all his wife, and who tries to forget the fact that he has two kids that he fails to be a father for on a daily basis. Mythunderstood is one of many alternate ID's, making it a classic [[sockpuppet]], a tactic symptomatic of a deeper cowardice typical of [[trolls]] and [[drama whore]]s online.
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	Thirty-two years ago, in one of the trailer parks outside of [[Philadelphia]], a local stripper was [[rape]]d by a wandering truck driver who claimed to be [[God]] incarnate. The stripper believed her son to be the son of [[god]]- and she taught her offspring to be a magician and a gnostic, to prepare him for the many tests he'd face finding women and announcing the word of his new covenant on [[teh internets]].		Thirty-two years ago, in one of the trailer parks outside of [[Philadelphia]], a local stripper was [[rape]]d by a wandering truck driver who claimed to be [[God]] incarnate. The stripper believed her son to be the son of [[god]]- and she taught her offspring to be a magician and a gnostic, to prepare him for the many tests he'd face finding women and announcing the word of his new covenant on [[teh internets]].

	Mythunderstood grew to a towering 195 cm, but for some reason, His father in heaven ordained that he should be [[fat]], perhaps as a way to help bring his message of humbleness to the world. He moved to Bellefontaine, Ohio, where he founded the [http://www.gcoc.tk/ Gnostic Church of Christ], and took a concubine from among the many fine white trash [[women]] (called by most the "tree-women") who were rescued from redneck slave markets by the forty-year old, dorky and overweight gnostic knights and warriors that protect the church. He could never join them on their raids because he had to practice [~~http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/~~Masturbation jerking off].		Mythunderstood grew to a towering 195 cm, but for some reason, His father in heaven ordained that he should be [[fat]], perhaps as a way to help bring his message of humbleness to the world. He moved to Bellefontaine, Ohio, where he founded the [http://www.gcoc.tk/ Gnostic Church of Christ], and took a concubine from among the many fine white trash [[women]] (called by most the "tree-women") who were rescued from redneck slave markets by the forty-year old, dorky and overweight gnostic knights and warriors that protect the church. He could never join them on their raids because he had to practice [[Masturbation\|jerking off]].

	[[Image:cam.jpg\|thumb\|An undated photo of Mythunderstood a.k.a. Swisscelt playing with his God Cam]]		[[Image:cam.jpg\|thumb\|An undated photo of Mythunderstood a.k.a. Swisscelt playing with his God Cam]]

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[[Mythunderstood]] (almost certainly pronounced ''My-thunder-stood'') is one of the many names used by [[Swisscelt]], fake gnostic, fake occultist, [[wiccan]], [[troll]] and [[OL]] [[drama]] artist who goes around [[teh internets]] looking for any distraction to keep his mind off of his [[fat]] body which no one finds attractive anymore, least of all his wife, and who tries to forget the fact that he has two kids that he fails to be a father for on a daily basis. Mythunderstood is one of many alternate ID's, making it a classic [[sockpuppet]], a tactic symptomatic of a deeper cowardice typical of [[trolls]] and [[drama whore]]s online.

[[Image:jerkingoff.jpg|thumb|Mythunderstood jerking off when he was younger]]

==The Coming of the New Trailer Park Gnostic Son of God==
Thirty-two years ago, in one of the trailer parks outside of [[Philadelphia]], a local stripper was [[rape]]d by a wandering truck driver who claimed to be [[God]] incarnate. The stripper believed her son to be the son of [[god]]- and she taught her offspring to be a magician and a gnostic, to prepare him for the many tests he'd face finding women and announcing the word of his new covenant on [[teh internets]].

Mythunderstood grew to a towering 195 cm, but for some reason, His father in heaven ordained that he should be [[fat]], perhaps as a way to help bring his message of humbleness to the world. He moved to Bellefontaine, Ohio, where he founded the [http://www.gcoc.tk/ Gnostic Church of Christ], and took a concubine from among the many fine white trash [[women]] (called by most the "tree-women") who were rescued from redneck slave markets by the forty-year old, dorky and overweight gnostic knights and warriors that protect the church. He could never join them on their raids because he had to practice [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Masturbation jerking off].

[[Image:cam.jpg|thumb|An undated photo of Mythunderstood a.k.a. Swisscelt playing with his God Cam]]

==Satan makes Mythunderstood into a gay pagan==
The Gnostic Satan tried to stop the expansion of the First Ohio Gnostic Church of Christ, and he used his dark powers to turn into a handsome [[dutch]] [[man]] and infiltrated the church. He began to have [[sex]] with all the other men in the church, and turn them all homosexual. Mythunderstood was able to stop him by humping one of the vestigial swiss cheese eyestalks that protruded from the little pagan face in the great Satan's crotch. He drove away the world-ruling demon by getting nasty, stinging [[Mythunderstood]] feces in his eyestalk, but as a consquence, [[Mythunderstood]] became [[homosexual]] himself- and he also gained harmful pagan and occult leanings, as well as a large ingrown toenail, and began using the name "[[Swisscelt]]" that very night. He also decided to found a new branch of the Gnostic Church, which finally outgrew even his wildest dreams, and changed its name to [http://216.220.97.17/ NAMBLA.]

[[Image:mythswife.jpg|thumb|Mythunderstood a.k.a Swisscelt's Fine Wife]]
[[Image:jerksatan.jpg|thumb|The handsome dutch man that Satan turned into to infiltrate Mythunderstood's Church]]

==Mythunderstood and his Dark Online Empire==
After that fateful night, Mythuderstood, now operating as the [[Gay]] Pagan Lord of the [[Disney|Gnostics]], began to hide [[women]] in the rolls of [[fat]] around his belly, and pray to the [[Goddess]]. He began to infiltrate [[teh internets]], realizing that it was easier to spread the word of his New Christhood online than it was to peddle his [[pedophile]] bike from town to town. The birth of his two mutant children only forced him away from his ministries while he had to help his wife clean up [[poop]].

But the [[gay]] swiss pagan celt-christ had an insatiable appetite, and as it grew, his demonic side began to grow stronger. He began to use the dark powers that he gained from the swiss-cheese eyestalk of [[Satan]] (part of which had broken off and become dislodged in his anus) to attract like-minded and [[fat]] humans to himself, to become the bishops of his new [[religious]] movement.

Swisscelt/Mythunderstood decided to re-reveal himself to the world as a [[retarded]] lego figurine, creating quite an endearing icon for himself to use on [[live journal]], where he created the live journal account "Swisscelt", and established himself as a knowledgable gnostic sage online, even though he found that no one listened to him. Growing frustrated, he decided to say he was a "celtic pagan", and helped to create a [[livejournal]] community for fluffy and easy to manipulate children called "nonfluffypagans".

It was here that Swisscelt first realized just how [[stupid]] he was, and how far behind he was intellectually, when it came to arguing with people who actually did know something about gnosticism and paganism, so he became a [[troll]]. After creating dozens of lurkers and [[sockpuppets]], he began to cause nonstop [[drama]], joining a long, glorious tradition that continues to this day, even though everyone laughs about him behind his back.

==Mythunderstood is so Misunderstood==
After losing many young boys that he met on [[teh internets]], Mythunderstood decided to split with [[God]] his father and become a satanist. But the normally [[pervert]]ed satanists thought that he was too creepy and [[retarded]] for the true power and depth of their [[religion]].

[[Image:peewee.jpg|thumb|A young gay lover of Mythunderstood a.k.a. Swisscelt hides his face in shame when shown an old mug shot of Mythunderstood]]
[[Image:idiots.jpg|thumb|Blackfyr and his wife Lysana at an Awthentik [[Celtic]] Pagan meeting outside the Gnostic Church founded by Mythunderstood a.k.a. Swisscelt]]
==Dr. Noby Reveals the Fake Christ and his Fake Pagan Celtic disciples to the World==
Everything went well as a [[troll]] and fake gnostic pagan, and he was even able to have [[sex]] with some of the members of his community, such as [[This is warmth]]. But then [[God]] decided to bring his straying [[gay]] pagan son back into the fold, and commanded him to renounce his pagan ways. Re-dubbing himself [[Mythunderstood]], [[Swisscelt]] created his penultimate [[sockpuppet]] [[live journal]] devoted to "studying the occult", and began wandering around [[teh internets]], accusing other people of being flakes and [[sockpuppets]]. He also used what remained of his godly powers to rape many blocks of swiss cheese, carved to look like hot young gay men. he neglected his wife and two [[children]] and turned into an even more [[fat]] online [[drama]] operator.

How long this hypocrisy went on is not known, but what is known is how Mythunderstood was busted- he met an online lover who went by the name "Blackfyr", and managed to secretly steal Blackfyr away from his wife. Together, they went to pretend to be "Celtic Reconstructionists" on [[Live Journal]], but justice was waiting for them. After banning all intelligent (and therefore threatening) users from their pitiful "cr_r" community, they were left with only [[stupid]] people and [[wiccans]] for many months, until Dr. Raymond Noby joined and tried to post the truth about the celts.

Blackfyr threw a fit, while being plugged from behind by Mythunderstood (it is believed that Blackfyr's ignorant wife, Lysana, was off with her [[drama]] [[whore]] [[lesbian]] lover "Caitríona_nnc" who is not only [[fat]] but mistaken by most for an escaped ape with its [[ass]] shaved and placed on its head. Caitríona_nnc is also well known for being a [[wiccan]] that pretends to be a "celtic recon" or a "Druidess" (but is still mistaken by most for a shaved ape with fake celtic symbols painted on its head).

After the staff at the group made a scene, Dr.Noby left, but Mythunderstood and Blackfyr made sure that the lobotomized members of their community believed many spontaneously-invented rumors and lies that the Good Doctor would "be back" to get revenge, and indeed, that he was a [[troll]] all over the [[internet]]. They began tightening security, stopping new members from joining out of fear that it might be the good doctor, and then, right when all was thought to be safe, and they had covered up the Truth well enough, disaster struck!

==Deviant Mystic Strikes==
This fine group of [[gay]] [[pedophile]] "celtic recons", thought they had the situation under control, but then suddenly, a "spam" artist named "Deviant mystic" struck. The attack was a well-planned and savage [[crapflood]]. What everyone saw, after one night of virtual wrath and retribution, was hundreds of pictures of a man screaming "CR_R BLOWS", filling up the community and destroying everyone's friends list. but what no one knew was that Mythunderstood WAS Deviant Mystic, secretly come back to continue being the [[retarded]] [[gay]] [[pedophile]] he is.

[[Image:crb.jpg|thumb|deviant mystic's spam-bomb crapflood image, used to ruin the Live Journal Community "cr_r" for a whole day]]

==Aliases and Pseudonyms==

Mythunderstood also goes by the following names and online ID's:

deviant_mystic

swisscelt

mythunderstood

cyberpict

son of fart

wingedelf

miss_adventure

eumelosdrizzle

elfwreck

Paul Hamish

Savara

Wire Mother

==New Developments==

Today, with his Christ status fully submerged under his [[retarded]] and boring life, The man who was the son of [[God]] the Truck Driver and the Stripper Minnie Ponderosa has taken to talking to himself [[online]], using his various [[sockpuppets]] and causing [[drama]].

This is required now, because [[God]] has taken away his ability to use miraculous powers, and so he cannot take away the [[fat]] that rings his belly. Having difficulty getting out of his chair, he can't go out or find [[women]]. His wife has forgotten what he looks like, because he locked the door to his computer room (near the rear of his trailer) before he sat down for the final time. It is believed that the body of a little boy who is missing from the local community may be stuck between the third and fourth rolls of his [[Fat]].

[[Image:fatman.jpg|thumb|Mythunderstood, a.k.a Swisscelt, before he was too fat to move]]

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