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imported>Cunt at 17:25, 11 April 2014

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	'''Q:''' [[Is chat working?\|Is search working?]]<br/>		'''Q:''' [[Is chat working?\|Is search working?]]<br/>
	'''A:''' No, it is because of MySQL.		'''A:''' No, it is because of MySQL.


	==List of Things To Put in a MySQL Database==		==List of Things To Put in a MySQL Database==
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	* [[USA\|The Universe]]		* [[USA\|The Universe]]
	* [[Warcraft\|Shitty MMO private server databases]]		* [[Warcraft\|Shitty MMO private server databases]]

			==List of Things not to Put in a MySQL Database==
			*[[Kusaba]]
			*[[4chan]]
			*[[Myspace]]
			*[[Facebook]]
			*[[Ruby on Rails\|Ruby on Fails]]

	==Database Problems==		==Database Problems==

imported>Mr Jonzz: see also Oracle Corporation & amended cat:sftwrz to {{softwarez}}

2012-10-27T01:02:16Z

see also Oracle Corporation & amended cat:sftwrz to {{softwarez}}

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	'''MySQL''' is a huge [[Microsoft]] spreadsheet that people take classes for because they cant use consoles. Built for speed at the expense of getting your database corrupted. Correct usage of MySQL will result in a [[database error]]. If you cannot access [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you should blame MySQL all the time, even if you don't understand what it is. It will make you look smart. Really (see below for [[proof]]).		'''MySQL''' is a huge [[Microsoft]] spreadsheet that people take classes for because they cant use consoles. Built for speed at the expense of getting your database corrupted. Correct usage of MySQL will result in a [[database error]]. If you cannot access [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you should blame MySQL all the time, even if you don't understand what it is. It will make you look smart. Really (see below for [[proof]]).
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	* [[SQL Injection]]		* [[SQL Injection]]

	~~{{stub}}~~		==See Also==
	[[~~Category: Softwarez~~]]		*[[Oracle Corporation]]

			{{softwarez}}

imported>Test001: Undo revision 420916 by Test001 (talk)

2012-09-09T14:49:17Z

Undo revision 420916 by Test001 (talk)

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		{{More\|Everything}}

		'''MySQL''' is a huge [[Microsoft]] spreadsheet that people take classes for because they cant use consoles. Built for speed at the expense of getting your database corrupted. Correct usage of MySQL will result in a [[database error]]. If you cannot access [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you should blame MySQL all the time, even if you don't understand what it is. It will make you look smart. Really (see below for [[proof]]).

		==What the hell is SQL?==
		* In short, SQL is a Database.
		* What the hell is a Database?
		**A database is an organized collection of information.
		**The information can be names, phone numbers, passwords, posts between users, etc.
		**For example: online communities rely heavily on databases to keep track of user login information.
		**Pretty much every bit of persistent and modifiable information on a website resides in a database.
		**The database not only stores this information, but organizes it, and facilitates easy searching of its entries.
		*So what the hell is SQL?
		**MySQL is a particular type of Database.
		**Just as you can have different kinds of containers for storing items, you can have different kinds of databases for storing information.
		**Every container has its own characteristics, pros and cons.
		**MySQL happens to offer a lot of things that many developers like, and as a result, has become something of a standard in the web industry.

		==Correct Usage==
		'''Q:''' [[Is chat working?\|Is search working?]]<br/>
		'''A:''' No, it is because of MySQL.

		==List of Things To Put in a MySQL Database==
		* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
		* [[IRC]] quotes
		* [[Gay]] [[School\|assignments]] on databasing that spell out a [[Fuck\|rude word]] if you use [[Font size=5\|font size 1]].
		* [[Pr0n]]
		* [[Internets\|Teh internets]]
		* [[USA\|The Universe]]
		* [[Warcraft\|Shitty MMO private server databases]]

		==Database Problems==
		* [[Database Error]]
		* [[SQL Injection]]

		{{stub}}
		[[Category: Softwarez]]

imported>Test001: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

2012-09-09T14:48:37Z

BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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	~~{{More\|Everything}}~~

	'''MySQL''' is a huge [[Microsoft]] spreadsheet that people take classes for because they cant use consoles. Built for speed at the expense of getting your database corrupted. Correct usage of MySQL will result in a [[database error]]. If you cannot access [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you should blame MySQL all the time, even if you don't understand what it is. It will make you look smart. Really (see below for [[proof]]).

	~~==What the hell is SQL?==~~
	* In short, SQL is a Database.
	* What the hell is a Database?
	**A database is an organized collection of information.
	**The information can be names, phone numbers, passwords, posts between users, etc.
	**For example: online communities rely heavily on databases to keep track of user login information.
	**Pretty much every bit of persistent and modifiable information on a website resides in a database.
	**The database not only stores this information, but organizes it, and facilitates easy searching of its entries.
	*So what the hell is SQL?
	**MySQL is a particular type of Database.
	**Just as you can have different kinds of containers for storing items, you can have different kinds of databases for storing information.
	**Every container has its own characteristics, pros and cons.
	**MySQL happens to offer a lot of things that many developers like, and as a result, has become something of a standard in the web industry.

	~~==Correct Usage==~~
	~~'''Q:''' [[Is chat working?\|Is search working?]]<br/>~~
	~~'''A:''' No, it is because of MySQL.~~

	~~==List of Things To Put in a MySQL Database==~~
	* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
	* [[IRC]] quotes
	* [[Gay]] [[School\|assignments]] on databasing that spell out a [[Fuck\|rude word]] if you use [[Font size=5\|font size 1]].
	* [[Pr0n]]
	* [[Internets\|Teh internets]]
	* [[USA\|The Universe]]
	* [[Warcraft\|Shitty MMO private server databases]]

	~~==Database Problems==~~
	* [[Database Error]]
	* [[SQL Injection]]

	~~{{stub}}~~
	~~[[Category: Softwarez]]~~

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{{More|Everything}}

'''MySQL''' is a huge [[Microsoft]] spreadsheet that people take classes for because they cant use consoles. Built for speed at the expense of getting your database corrupted. Correct usage of MySQL will result in a [[database error]]. If you cannot access [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you should blame MySQL all the time, even if you don't understand what it is. It will make you look smart. Really (see below for [[proof]]).

==What the hell is SQL?==
* In short, SQL is a Database.
* What the hell is a Database?
**A database is an organized collection of information.
**The information can be names, phone numbers, passwords, posts between users, etc.
**For example: online communities rely heavily on databases to keep track of user login information.
**Pretty much every bit of persistent and modifiable information on a website resides in a database.
**The database not only stores this information, but organizes it, and facilitates easy searching of its entries.
*So what the hell is SQL?
**MySQL is a particular type of Database.
**Just as you can have different kinds of containers for storing items, you can have different kinds of databases for storing information.
**Every container has its own characteristics, pros and cons.
**MySQL happens to offer a lot of things that many developers like, and as a result, has become something of a standard in the web industry.

==Correct Usage==
'''Q:''' [[Is chat working?|Is search working?]]<br/>
'''A:''' No, it is because of MySQL.

==List of Things To Put in a MySQL Database==
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[IRC]] quotes
* [[Gay]] [[School|assignments]] on databasing that spell out a [[Fuck|rude word]] if you use [[Font size=5|font size 1]].
* [[Pr0n]]
* [[Internets|Teh internets]]
* [[USA|The Universe]]
* [[Warcraft|Shitty MMO private server databases]]

==Database Problems==
* [[Database Error]]
* [[SQL Injection]]

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[[Category: Softwarez]]