Musical.ly - Revision history

I hate autistic people: Reverted edit by Pooper (talk) to last revision by imported>4ourty

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imported>ZoneDart at 06:36, 6 January 2022

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	[[File:Typical fatty exercise.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|right\|The typical Muser in all of its glory.]] When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the [[Internets\|cancerous spawns of the internet]] which have made them [[Cancer\|develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth]], the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.		[[File:Typical fatty exercise.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|right\|The typical Muser in all of its glory.]] When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the [[Internets\|cancerous spawns of the internet]] which have made them [[Cancer\|develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth]], the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.

			What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".

	==How was it created?==		==How was it created?==
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	Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app, and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract millions of people to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving the their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" were they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.		Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app, and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract millions of people to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving the their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" were they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.

	What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".


	== Why do people make Musical.ly videos? ==		== Why do people make Musical.ly videos? ==

imported>ZoneDart at 03:05, 17 May 2021

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	[[File:Typical fatty exercise.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|right\|The typical Muser in all of its glory.]] When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the [[Internets\|cancerous spawns of the internet]] which have made them [[Cancer\|develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth]], the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.		[[File:Typical fatty exercise.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|right\|The typical Muser in all of its glory.]] When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the [[Internets\|cancerous spawns of the internet]] which have made them [[Cancer\|develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth]], the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.


	What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".

	==How was it created?==		==How was it created?==
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	Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app, and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract millions of people to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving the their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" were they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.		Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app, and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract millions of people to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving the their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" were they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.

			What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".


	== Why do people make Musical.ly videos? ==		== Why do people make Musical.ly videos? ==
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	*Casey Simpson: He actually uses his real voice. However, it is so annoying and grating that one would wish he actually did the lip-syncing shtick like everyone else on the site.		*Casey Simpson: He actually uses his real voice. However, it is so annoying and grating that one would wish he actually did the lip-syncing shtick like everyone else on the site.

	*Bart Baker: Wait, he sings for a living, why is he here?		{s}*Bart Baker{/s}: Wait, he sings for a living, why is he here? Update: moved to [[China]] and is now trying to please the [[communists]]

			== Live.ly ==

			After two god like humans made tons of money off cringelords on the internet. They thought "we need more options for the retards on the app" and Live.ly was born. It's the livestreams from Instagram, but it's the entire app. You may be asking why would you download this if you have Instagram? Because people are retarded. It's purpose is for rich people to steal money from kids, as people are so thirsty for that Moolah to spend on a $200 black t-shirt with a logo on it. It's also was used by Musers to be as "lit" as possible. Doing things like the dab and playing with fidget spinner because it's S0 L!T 4ND (0Ol!!!

	== The End of Musical.ly ==		== The End of Musical.ly ==

imported>ZoneDart at 21:57, 5 May 2021

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	[[File:Typical fatty exercise.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|right\|The typical Muser in all of its glory.]] When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the [[Internets\|cancerous spawns of the internet]] which have made them [[Cancer\|develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth]], the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.		[[File:Typical fatty exercise.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|right\|The typical Muser in all of its glory.]] When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the [[Internets\|cancerous spawns of the internet]] which have made them [[Cancer\|develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth]], the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.


	What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".		What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".
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	== The End of Musical.ly ==		== The End of Musical.ly ==
	~~{{Main\|TikTok}}~~
	On the 2nd of August of 2018, Musical.ly finally got shut down and replaced with a similar app called "TikTok" created by the Chinese internet technology company named [[Just Saying\|created by the Chinese internet technology company named "Bytedance"]]. TikTok has the [[Not This Shit Again\|exact same concept as Musical.ly]] but is [[Why?\|especially more Asian]] than its predecessor. Therefore, let's not become too optimistic about this.		On the 2nd of August of 2018, Musical.ly finally got shut down and replaced with a similar app called "TikTok" created by the Chinese internet technology company named [[Just Saying\|created by the Chinese internet technology company named "Bytedance"]]. TikTok has the [[Not This Shit Again\|exact same concept as Musical.ly]] but is [[Why?\|especially more Asian]] than its predecessor. Therefore, let's not become too optimistic about this.

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	*[[Jailbait]]		*[[Jailbait]]
	*[[GOTIS]]		*[[GOTIS]]
	*[[TikTok]]

	{{music}}		{{music}}

imported>TabbyGarf at 01:47, 13 April 2021

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	== The End of Musical.ly ==		== The End of Musical.ly ==
			{{Main\|TikTok}}
	On the 2nd of August of 2018, Musical.ly finally got shut down and replaced with a similar app called "TikTok" created by the Chinese internet technology company named [[Just Saying\|created by the Chinese internet technology company named "Bytedance"]]. TikTok has the [[Not This Shit Again\|exact same concept as Musical.ly]] but is [[Why?\|especially more Asian]] than its predecessor. Therefore, let's not become too optimistic about this.		On the 2nd of August of 2018, Musical.ly finally got shut down and replaced with a similar app called "TikTok" created by the Chinese internet technology company named [[Just Saying\|created by the Chinese internet technology company named "Bytedance"]]. TikTok has the [[Not This Shit Again\|exact same concept as Musical.ly]] but is [[Why?\|especially more Asian]] than its predecessor. Therefore, let's not become too optimistic about this.

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	*[[Jailbait]]		*[[Jailbait]]
	*[[GOTIS]]		*[[GOTIS]]
			*[[TikTok]]

	{{music}}		{{music}}

imported>ZoneDart at 00:42, 12 April 2021

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	Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app, and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract millions of people to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving the their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" were they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.		Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app, and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract millions of people to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving the their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" were they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.

	What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".

	== Why do people make Musical.ly videos? ==		== Why do people make Musical.ly videos? ==

imported>ZoneDart at 00:42, 12 April 2021

2021-04-12T00:42:01Z

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	[[File:Typical fatty exercise.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|right\|The typical Muser in all of its glory.]] When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the [[Internets\|cancerous spawns of the internet]] which have made them [[Cancer\|develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth]], the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.		[[File:Typical fatty exercise.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|right\|The typical Muser in all of its glory.]] When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the [[Internets\|cancerous spawns of the internet]] which have made them [[Cancer\|develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth]], the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.

			What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".

	==How was it created?==		==How was it created?==
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	What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".		What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a [[App\|shitty app]] on your [[phone\|mobile phone]] (which you probably don't even deserve, [[First World Problems\|you spoiled asshat]]) called '''Musical.ly'''. Musical.ly was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to [[Pop music\|atrocious songs]] they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".


	== Why do people make Musical.ly videos? ==		== Why do people make Musical.ly videos? ==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[TikTok]], its successor
	*[[Vine]]		*[[Vine]]
	*[[Cell Phone]]		*[[Cell Phone]]

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	{{music}}		{{music}}
			[[Category:TikTok]]

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