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imported>IDeserveAnswers: /* Musicians */

2023-02-14T21:28:08Z

Musicians

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imported>IDeserveAnswers: /* Musicians */

2023-02-14T21:28:08Z

Musicians

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	==Musicians==		==Musicians==
	[[Image:NMHHank.jpg\|thumb\|190px\|[[~~Neutral Milk Hotel~~\|BWAHHH!]]]]		[[Image:NMHHank.jpg\|thumb\|190px\|[[King of the Hill\|BWAHHH!]]]]
	The people who are considered those who, if standards can be set low enough, create and play music. Musicians come in a variety of shapes and sizes but their ability to perform is usually at an immeasurable low of record terribleness. It's a commonly known fact that everyone's band sucks as do all the people in those bands, including [[you]]. While some marginally talented assholes manage to become popular and find success a vast majority never will leaving the world constantly littered with failed music groups. Most musicians have the collective maturity of a livejournal community such as rock stars who are entitled to act like glorified children due to their fame and fortune. This lack of success doesn't affect the exceedingly high level of self importance held by the rest of the music world despite their populations of [[rich and beautiful]] individuals with obvious [[lies\|talent]] and [[lies\|originality]].		The people who are considered those who, if standards can be set low enough, create and play music. Musicians come in a variety of shapes and sizes but their ability to perform is usually at an immeasurable low of record terribleness. It's a commonly known fact that everyone's band sucks as do all the people in those bands, including [[you]]. While some marginally talented assholes manage to become popular and find success a vast majority never will leaving the world constantly littered with failed music groups. Most musicians have the collective maturity of a livejournal community such as rock stars who are entitled to act like glorified children due to their fame and fortune. This lack of success doesn't affect the exceedingly high level of self importance held by the rest of the music world despite their populations of [[rich and beautiful]] individuals with obvious [[lies\|talent]] and [[lies\|originality]].

imported>Jonxrelayed: /* Amateurs */

2022-06-09T17:57:38Z

Amateurs

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	===Amateurs===		===Amateurs===
	Anyone can be in an amateur band! All it takes is a complete lack of music theory, an inability to operate a single instrument, and a [[myspace]] page. Amateur musicians tend to be borderline war criminals guilty of killing any sliver of happiness left in the human soul. This is caused by the same reason that allows anyone to become an artist; letting everyone try to produce sound results in deafening sound abominations unfit to walk the same frequency of hearing. There are at least one trillion new bands formed every moment and roughly that number break up during that same time.		Anyone can be in an amateur band! All it takes is a complete lack of music theory, an inability to operate a single instrument or a music program, and a [[myspace]] page. Amateur musicians tend to be borderline war criminals guilty of killing any sliver of happiness left in the human soul. This is caused by the same reason that allows anyone to become an artist; letting everyone try to produce sound results in deafening sound abominations unfit to walk the same frequency of hearing. There are at least one trillion new bands formed every moment and roughly that number break up during that same time.

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imported>Glitchedblood: Reverted edits by Egg (talk) to last revision by Tales From The Crypt

2021-09-23T02:45:35Z

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imported>Tales From The Crypt: /* Punk and Metal */

2021-09-05T01:45:23Z

Punk and Metal

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	[[Image:Socialist.jpg\|thumb\|I'll bet you've never seen anyone who looked like this. What an individual.]]		[[Image:Socialist.jpg\|thumb\|I'll bet you've never seen anyone who looked like this. What an individual.]]

	As mentioned before, [[Punk]] Rock was really about being drunk and bloody, but eventually it turned into a bunch of city based cliques who brawled constantly over THE QUESTION: Who were [[XxPrincessPunkxx\|real punks]] FIRST????? Punk split into '''Hardcore''', '''Pop Punk''', '''Street Punk''' '''Oi!''' and '''Rockabilly'''. The Rockabilly kids really all just want to be the otaku version of Johnny Cash, Street Punks are the mental midgets you see with the stinking awful hair and dumb jackets, the Pop kids just was to slap some skin, and the Hardcore kids are too mad to engage in intercourse with out screaming about <i>The System</i>, and Oi! punk is also called "streetpunk" and is mostly saying that get shitfaced and unarmed assault police officers is bright, utterly retarded and it's mostly Skinheads who listen to this. Metal on the otherhand just has pussy-ass toneless shrieking that makes the singer sound like his penis is being pulled off. Grindcore is by far the best thing to come out of all this, seeing as it is superior to punk and metal in everyway. Bands like Agoraphobic Nosebleed make metal look childish.		As mentioned before, [[Punk]] Rock was really about being drunk and bloody, but eventually it turned into a bunch of city based cliques who brawled constantly over THE QUESTION: Who were [[XxPrincessPunkxx\|real punks]] FIRST????? Punk split into '''Hardcore''', '''Pop Punk''', '''Street Punk''' '''Oi!''' and '''Rockabilly'''. The Rockabilly kids really all just want to be the otaku version of Johnny Cash, Street Punks are the mental midgets you see with the stinking awful hair and dumb jackets, the Pop kids just was to slap some skin, and the Hardcore kids are too mad to engage in intercourse with out screaming about <i>The System</i>, and Oi! punk is also called "streetpunk" and is mostly saying that get shitfaced and unarmed assault police officers is bright, utterly retarded and it's mostly Skinheads who listen to this. Metal on the otherhand just has pussy-ass toneless shrieking that makes the singer sound like his penis is being pulled off. [[Retarded\|Grindcore is by far the best thing to come out of all this, seeing as it is superior to punk and metal in everyway. Bands like Agoraphobic Nosebleed make metal look childish]].

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imported>Cobaltcat: Reverted edits by OctaveKlaba (talk) to last revision by BugMeNot

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