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	Finally, in response to the fatwa on Stone and Parker, a Seattle cartoonist named Molly Norris declared May 20, 2010 "[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day\|Everybody Draw Muhammad Day]]," which was certain to create many lulz in the form either of butthurt Muslims waving such incisive and inspiring protest signs as seen to the right, or [[Liberalism\|cultural imperialists]] trying to foist [[free speech]] on an unwilling Ummah and getting their [[Terrorism\|just comeuppance]]. It did not [[disappoint]], and so the ages-old war between Islam and its main antagonist, [[anime\|cartoons]], continues to bore the rest of the planet, which just wants to get back to killing Jews.		Finally, in response to the fatwa on Stone and Parker, a Seattle cartoonist named Molly Norris declared May 20, 2010 "[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day\|Everybody Draw Muhammad Day]]," which was certain to create many lulz in the form either of butthurt Muslims waving such incisive and inspiring protest signs as seen to the right, or [[Liberalism\|cultural imperialists]] trying to foist [[free speech]] on an unwilling Ummah and getting their [[Terrorism\|just comeuppance]]. It did not [[disappoint]], and so the ages-old war between Islam and its main antagonist, [[anime\|cartoons]], continues to bore the rest of the planet, which just wants to get back to killing Jews.

	However, soon after issuing her clarion call, [http://mollynorris.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/117/ Molly Norris] [http://www.mollynorris.com/posterdescribed.html caved] (linked pages deleted as Norris [[Flounce\|withdraws]] from the internets in mortal fear) to [[offended]] Muslims' threats to saw off her head with a hunting knife and post pics, Daniel Pearl-style. Apparently, since it wasn't just Osama and [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad\|Mahmoud]] getting pissed off, but also [[Oxymoron\|moderate Muslims]], at the idea of a bunch of wacky kuffar getting together to exercise their rights of [[Trolling\|free expression]], she adopted the opinion that [[Internet\|we]] should scrap the whole idea to spare their delicate feelings. On the contrary, the fact that anyone should need to tiptoe around the retarded sacred [[Lolcow\|cow]]s of a bunch of uptight fanatical [[Kimmo Alm\|control freak]]s, or that they should feel bound by threat of violence, or service to a Chamberlainesque ideal of tolerance, to follow the strictures of a religion ''they don't even practice'', should be a wake-up call to any thinking, observant person of creeping [[Saudi Arabia\|Shari'a]] abetted by clueless orientalist liberals. Don't let her mealy-mouthed, relativist cowardice dissuade [[you]]; [[DO IT FAGGOT\|FUCKING DRAW MUHAMMAD]], and [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Muhammad_Cartoons&action=edit post the results] here!!		However, soon after issuing her clarion call, [http://mollynorris.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/117/ Molly Norris] [http://www.mollynorris.com/posterdescribed.html caved] (linked pages deleted as Norris [[Flounce\|withdraws]] from the internets in mortal fear) to [[offended]] Muslims' threats to saw off her head with a hunting knife and post pics, Daniel Pearl-style. Apparently, since it wasn't just Osama and [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad\|Mahmoud]] getting pissed off, but also [[Oxymoron\|moderate Muslims]], at the idea of a bunch of wacky kuffar getting together to exercise their rights of [[Trolling\|free expression]], she adopted the opinion that [[Internet\|we]] should scrap the whole idea to spare their delicate feelings. On the contrary, the fact that anyone should need to tiptoe around the retarded sacred [[Lolcow\|cow]]s of a bunch of uptight fanatical [[Kimmo Alm\|control freak]]s, or that they should feel bound by threat of violence, or service to a Chamberlainesque ideal of tolerance, to follow the strictures of a religion ''they don't even practice'', should be a wake-up call to any thinking, observant person of creeping [[Saudi Arabia\|Shari'a]] abetted by clueless orientalist liberals. Don't let her mealy-mouthed, relativist cowardice dissuade [[you]]; [[DO IT FAGGOT\|FUCKING DRAW MUHAMMAD]], and [http://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Muhammad_Cartoons&action=edit post the results] here!!

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	So just remember: when it comes to trolling Muslims, you can't spell Muhammad without [[You Mad\|U MAD]]. ([[Shit nobody cares about\|Well, you can, depending on what transliteration scheme you're using]], but you get the [[Trollface\|point]].)		So just remember: when it comes to trolling Muslims, you can't spell Muhammad without [[You Mad\|U MAD]]. ([[Shit nobody cares about\|Well, you can, depending on what transliteration scheme you're using]], but you get the [[Trollface\|point]].)

	~~==Video==~~
	~~Now available in video form for [[Typing with one hand\|busy people]]!~~

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	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	'''Al Qa'eda has put a $50,000 price tag on the heads of ANYONE caught drawing moar pitchurz of Muhammad! ED is going for the bounty record, so plz to be uploading [[MOAR\|AS MANY PICTURES OF MUHAMMAD (peace be upon him!) AS POSSIBLE]]!!#!'''<br><br>'''[[Metroid\|Bounty]] so far: [[over 9000\|<big>$64,150,000!!!</big>]]'''</div>\|2=Islam art test.jpg\|3=125px\|4=#FFCC00\|6=2px solid Black\|7=2px solid Black\|8=0px}}		'''Al Qa'eda has put a $50,000 price tag on the heads of ANYONE caught drawing moar pitchurz of Muhammad! ED is going for the bounty record, so plz to be uploading [[MOAR\|AS MANY PICTURES OF MUHAMMAD (peace be upon him!) AS POSSIBLE]]!!#!'''<br><br>'''[[Metroid\|Bounty]] so far: [[over 9000\|<big>$64,150,000!!!</big>]]'''</div>\|2=Islam art test.jpg\|3=125px\|4=#FFCC00\|6=2px solid Black\|7=2px solid Black\|8=0px}}
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	[[Image:Prophetmuhammad.jpg\|thumb\|right\|This is an exact likeness of the prophet Muhammad.]]		[[Image:Prophetmuhammad.jpg\|thumb\|right\|This is an exact likeness of the prophet Muhammad.]]

	[[Last Thursday]], <strike>some [[Danish]] asshole</strike> the King of Denmark decided to post up a bunch of shit Muhammad{{muslim}} fanart that found its way into far-right echo chamber ''Jyllands-Posten'', and from there into some influential European newspapers. [[Dubious disclaimer\|Ostensibly]], this was motivated by a desire to discover why Western cartoonists were reluctant to draw images of Muhammad (peace be upon him!) in the same way they did [[Raptorjesus\|Jesus]]. [[It was a social experiment]], you see. (See gallery)		[[Last Thursday]], <strike>some [[Danish]] asshole</strike> the King of Denmark decided to post up a bunch of shit about [[Muhammad]]{{muslim}} fanart that found its way into far-right echo chamber ''Jyllands-Posten'', and from there into some influential European newspapers. [[Dubious disclaimer\|Ostensibly]], this was motivated by a desire to discover why Western cartoonists were reluctant to draw images of Muhammad (peace be upon him!) in the same way they did [[Raptorjesus\|Jesus]]. [[It was a social experiment]], you see. (See gallery)

	Needless to say, the entire third world got their knickers in a tangle over a couple of comics that were probably drawn by the guy that does ''Family Circus''. [[Jesse Jackson]] and [[Al Sharpton]] aren't the only ones with 'rent-a-riot' flash mobs ready to [[Man the harpoons\|spring into action]] with one speed-dial. Hordes upon hordes of screaming [[fanatic]]s sacked and looted [[Hot Topic]]s across the globe, stealing eye-liner, fishnets, and [[Cutting\|razor blades]] to use in their [[Satanism\|Satan-worshiping]] Muhammadan rituals, trampling one another to death in the process (as usual). Shifty imams even threw in a couple of fake images to make sure their seething meat-brigades were well-seasoned with rage. (See gallery)		Needless to say, the entire third world got their knickers in a tangle over a couple of comics that were probably drawn by the guy that does ''Family Circus''. [[Jesse Jackson]] and [[Al Sharpton]] aren't the only ones with 'rent-a-riot' flash mobs ready to [[Man the harpoons\|spring into action]] with one speed-dial. Hordes upon hordes of screaming [[fanatic]]s sacked and looted [[Hot Topic]]s across the globe, stealing eye-liner, fishnets, and [[Cutting\|razor blades]] to use in their [[Satanism\|Satan-worshiping]] Muhammadan rituals, trampling one another to death in the process (as usual). Shifty imams even threw in a couple of fake images to make sure their seething meat-brigades were well-seasoned with rage. (See gallery)

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	Image:Pedobearmynameismohammed.jpg\|"[[Loli\|A'isha]] reported that [[Allah]]'s Apostle married her when she was seven years old, and she was [[Child abuse\|taken to his house]] as a [[Slave\|bride]] when she was nine, and her dolls were with her[.]" - Hadith Book 8, Number 3311		Image:Pedobearmynameismohammed.jpg\|"[[Loli\|A'isha]] reported that [[Allah]]'s Apostle married her when she was seven years old, and she was [[Child abuse\|taken to his house]] as a [[Slave\|bride]] when she was nine, and her dolls were with her[.]" - Hadith Book 8, Number 3311
	Image:Allah-saurus.jpg\|No doubt this counts toward the bounty.		Image:Allah-saurus.jpg\|No doubt this counts toward the bounty.

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	Finally, in response to the fatwa on Stone and Parker, a Seattle cartoonist named Molly Norris declared May 20, 2010 "[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day\|Everybody Draw Muhammad Day]]," which was certain to create many lulz in the form either of butthurt Muslims waving such incisive and inspiring protest signs as seen to the right, or [[Liberalism\|cultural imperialists]] trying to foist [[free speech]] on an unwilling Ummah and getting their [[Terrorism\|just comeuppance]]. It did not [[disappoint]], and so the ages-old war between Islam and its main antagonist, [[anime\|cartoons]], continues to bore the rest of the planet, which just wants to get back to killing Jews.		Finally, in response to the fatwa on Stone and Parker, a Seattle cartoonist named Molly Norris declared May 20, 2010 "[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day\|Everybody Draw Muhammad Day]]," which was certain to create many lulz in the form either of butthurt Muslims waving such incisive and inspiring protest signs as seen to the right, or [[Liberalism\|cultural imperialists]] trying to foist [[free speech]] on an unwilling Ummah and getting their [[Terrorism\|just comeuppance]]. It did not [[disappoint]], and so the ages-old war between Islam and its main antagonist, [[anime\|cartoons]], continues to bore the rest of the planet, which just wants to get back to killing Jews.

	However, soon after issuing her clarion call, [http://mollynorris.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/117/ Molly Norris] [http://www.mollynorris.com/posterdescribed.html caved] (linked pages deleted as Norris [[Flounce\|withdraws]] from the internets in mortal fear) to [[offended]] Muslims' threats to saw off her head with a hunting knife and post pics, Daniel Pearl-style. Apparently, since it wasn't just Osama and [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad\|Mahmoud]] getting pissed off, but also [[Oxymoron\|moderate Muslims]], at the idea of a bunch of wacky kuffar getting together to exercise their rights of [[Trolling\|free expression]], she adopted the opinion that [[Internet\|we]] should scrap the whole idea to spare their delicate feelings. On the contrary, the fact that anyone should need to tiptoe around the retarded sacred [[Lolcow\|cow]]s of a bunch of uptight fanatical [[Kimmo Alm\|control freak]]s, or that they should feel bound by threat of violence, or service to a Chamberlainesque ideal of tolerance, to follow the strictures of a religion ''they don't even practice'', should be a wake-up call to any thinking, observant person of creeping [[Saudi Arabia\|Shari'a]] abetted by clueless orientalist liberals. Don't let her mealy-mouthed, relativist cowardice dissuade [[you]]; [[DO IT FAGGOT\|FUCKING DRAW MUHAMMAD]], and [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Muhammad_Cartoons&action=edit post the results] here!!		However, soon after issuing her clarion call, [http://mollynorris.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/117/ Molly Norris] [http://www.mollynorris.com/posterdescribed.html caved] (linked pages deleted as Norris [[Flounce\|withdraws]] from the internets in mortal fear) to [[offended]] Muslims' threats to saw off her head with a hunting knife and post pics, Daniel Pearl-style. Apparently, since it wasn't just Osama and [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad\|Mahmoud]] getting pissed off, but also [[Oxymoron\|moderate Muslims]], at the idea of a bunch of wacky kuffar getting together to exercise their rights of [[Trolling\|free expression]], she adopted the opinion that [[Internet\|we]] should scrap the whole idea to spare their delicate feelings. On the contrary, the fact that anyone should need to tiptoe around the retarded sacred [[Lolcow\|cow]]s of a bunch of uptight fanatical [[Kimmo Alm\|control freak]]s, or that they should feel bound by threat of violence, or service to a Chamberlainesque ideal of tolerance, to follow the strictures of a religion ''they don't even practice'', should be a wake-up call to any thinking, observant person of creeping [[Saudi Arabia\|Shari'a]] abetted by clueless orientalist liberals. Don't let her mealy-mouthed, relativist cowardice dissuade [[you]]; [[DO IT FAGGOT\|FUCKING DRAW MUHAMMAD]], and [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Muhammad_Cartoons&action=edit post the results] here!!

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	Image:Mohammedog3.png\|Lars Vilks cartoon 4		Image:Mohammedog3.png\|Lars Vilks cartoon 4
	Image:Pigsqueal.jpg\|Faked anti-Islamic image 1		Image:Pigsqueal.jpg\|Faked anti-Islamic image 1
			File:4chor8chpolbreivikchart.png\|[[Breivik]], the deadliest mass shooter in history, vs Muhammad.
	Image:Muhammedcartoonsmall.jpg\|Faked anti-Islamic image 3		Image:Muhammedcartoonsmall.jpg\|Faked anti-Islamic image 3
	Image:DanPeoParMoContest1.jpg\|Muhammad-drawing contest image 1		Image:DanPeoParMoContest1.jpg\|Muhammad-drawing contest image 1

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	{{天\|1=<div style="text-align:left;padding:10px;"><big><b><font color="#0000FF">OH NOES?</font></b></big><br>		{{天\|1=<div style="text-align:left;padding:10px;"><big><b><font color="#0000FF">OH NOES?</font></b></big><br>
	'''Al Qa'eda has put a $50,000 price tag on the heads of ANYONE caught drawing moar pitchurz of Muhammad! ED is going for the bounty record, so plz to be uploading [[MOAR\|AS MANY PICTURES OF MUHAMMAD (peace be upon him!) AS POSSIBLE]]!!#!'''<br><br>'''[[Metroid\|Bounty]] so far: [[over 9000\|<big>$64,150,000!!!</big>]]'''</div>\|2=Islam art test.jpg\|3=125px\|4=#FFCC00\|6=2px solid Black\|7=2px solid Black\|8=0px}}		'''Al Qa'eda has put a $50,000 price tag on the heads of ANYONE caught drawing moar pitchurz of Muhammad! ED is going for the bounty record, so plz to be uploading [[MOAR\|AS MANY PICTURES OF MUHAMMAD (peace be upon him!) AS POSSIBLE]]!!#!'''<br><br>'''[[Metroid\|Bounty]] so far: [[over 9000\|<big>$64,150,000!!!</big>]]'''</div>\|2=Islam art test.jpg\|3=125px\|4=#FFCC00\|6=2px solid Black\|7=2px solid Black\|8=0px}}
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	[[Image:Prophetmuhammad.jpg\|thumb\|right\|This is an exact likeness of the prophet Muhammad.]]		[[Image:Prophetmuhammad.jpg\|thumb\|right\|This is an exact likeness of the prophet Muhammad.]]

	[[Last Thursday]], <strike>some [[Danish]] asshole</strike> the King of Denmark decided to post up a bunch of shit Muhammad{{muslim}} fanart that found its way into far-right echo chamber ''Jyllands-Posten'', and from there into some influential European newspapers. [[Dubious disclaimer\|Ostensibly]], this was motivated by a desire to discover why Western cartoonists were reluctant to draw images of Muhammad (peace be upon him!) in the same way they did [[Raptorjesus\|Jesus]]. [[It was a social experiment]], you see. (See gallery)		[[Last Thursday]], <strike>some [[Danish]] asshole</strike> the King of Denmark decided to post up a bunch of shit about [[Muhammad]]{{muslim}} fanart that found its way into far-right echo chamber ''Jyllands-Posten'', and from there into some influential European newspapers. [[Dubious disclaimer\|Ostensibly]], this was motivated by a desire to discover why Western cartoonists were reluctant to draw images of Muhammad (peace be upon him!) in the same way they did [[Raptorjesus\|Jesus]]. [[It was a social experiment]], you see. (See gallery)

	Needless to say, the entire third world got their knickers in a tangle over a couple of comics that were probably drawn by the guy that does ''Family Circus''. [[Jesse Jackson]] and [[Al Sharpton]] aren't the only ones with 'rent-a-riot' flash mobs ready to [[Man the harpoons\|spring into action]] with one speed-dial. Hordes upon hordes of screaming [[fanatic]]s sacked and looted [[Hot Topic]]s across the globe, stealing eye-liner, fishnets, and [[Cutting\|razor blades]] to use in their [[Satanism\|Satan-worshiping]] Muhammadan rituals, trampling one another to death in the process (as usual). Shifty imams even threw in a couple of fake images to make sure their seething meat-brigades were well-seasoned with rage. (See gallery)		Needless to say, the entire third world got their knickers in a tangle over a couple of comics that were probably drawn by the guy that does ''Family Circus''. [[Jesse Jackson]] and [[Al Sharpton]] aren't the only ones with 'rent-a-riot' flash mobs ready to [[Man the harpoons\|spring into action]] with one speed-dial. Hordes upon hordes of screaming [[fanatic]]s sacked and looted [[Hot Topic]]s across the globe, stealing eye-liner, fishnets, and [[Cutting\|razor blades]] to use in their [[Satanism\|Satan-worshiping]] Muhammadan rituals, trampling one another to death in the process (as usual). Shifty imams even threw in a couple of fake images to make sure their seething meat-brigades were well-seasoned with rage. (See gallery)

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	~~[[File:Muhammed Scat.gif\|thumb\|right\|Bomb our site faggots]]~~
	*[[Advice Quran]]		*[[Advice Quran]]
	*[[Burn A Koran Day]]		*[[Burn A Koran Day]]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			[[File:Muhammed Scat.gif\|thumb\|right\|Bomb our site faggots]]
	*[[Advice Quran]]		*[[Advice Quran]]
	*[[Burn A Koran Day]]		*[[Burn A Koran Day]]

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	Image:Mohammedog3.png\|Lars Vilks cartoon 4		Image:Mohammedog3.png\|Lars Vilks cartoon 4
	Image:Pigsqueal.jpg\|Faked anti-Islamic image 1		Image:Pigsqueal.jpg\|Faked anti-Islamic image 1
			File:4chor8chpolbreivikchart.png\|[[Breivik]], the deadliest mass shooter in history, vs Muhammad.
	Image:Muhammedcartoonsmall.jpg\|Faked anti-Islamic image 3		Image:Muhammedcartoonsmall.jpg\|Faked anti-Islamic image 3
	Image:DanPeoParMoContest1.jpg\|Muhammad-drawing contest image 1		Image:DanPeoParMoContest1.jpg\|Muhammad-drawing contest image 1