Moonbase Alpha - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 02:53, 5 September 2025

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
			*{{steamgame\|39000/Moonbase_Alpha/\|Moonbase Alpha on Steam}}
	~~[http:~~//~~store.steampowered.com/app/39000/~~ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]		*[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha All the help you need to play this "game"]

	[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha All the ~~[[dumb\|~~help]] you need to play this "~~[[the_game\|~~game]]"]

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imported>Lazarus: /* External Links */ derp

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External Links: derp

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	[http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]		[http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]

	[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha] All the [[dumb\|help]] you need to play this "[[the_game\|game]]"		[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha All the [[dumb\|help]] you need to play this "[[the_game\|game]]"]

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imported>Lazarus: /* External Links */ over 9000 edits later

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External Links: over 9000 edits later

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	[http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]		[http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]

	[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha All the [[dumb\|help]] you need to play this "[[the_game\|game]]"]		[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha] All the [[dumb\|help]] you need to play this "[[the_game\|game]]"

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imported>Lazarus: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	[http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]		[http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]

	[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha All the [[help~~\|dumb~~]] you need to play this "[[the_game\|game]]"]		[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha All the [[dumb\|help]] you need to play this "[[the_game\|game]]"]

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	[http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]		[http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/ Moonbase Alpha on Steam]

			[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/998563-moonbase-alpha All the [[help\|dumb]] you need to play this "[[the_game\|game]]"]

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imported>Jackingura11 at 18:03, 28 November 2018

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	Moonbase Alpha is a free ~~downloadble~~ game on Steam created by the [[Jews]] at [[NASA]]. Their original intent was to create a simulator to educate the common folk, but because the internet has a tendency to fuck up every attempt at being normal, the game is now a festering pool of faggotry (implying that it was ever not faggotry). Once people realized that the game included text-to-speech engine to convert their homosexual cybersex into a voice that resembles that of Steven Hawking, people began spamming non-sensical phrases and letters to listen to the speech and piss off everyone actually trying to win the game and connect white hoses full of [[cum]] into the jew showers. Common phrases that are observed are '''aeiou, John Madden!, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, lolololololol, asss asss asss, ass to cactus, brbrbrbbrbr, 9999999, snake? Snake?! SAAAAKE!!!''', and anything else that sounds fucked up when converted to speech by the game engine.		Moonbase Alpha is a free downloadable game on Steam created by the [[Jews]] at [[NASA]]. Their original intent was to create a simulator to educate the common folk, but because the internet has a tendency to fuck up every attempt at being normal, the game is now a festering pool of faggotry (implying that it was ever not faggotry). Once people realized that the game included text-to-speech engine to convert their homosexual cybersex into a voice that resembles that of Steven Hawking, people began spamming non-sensical phrases and letters to listen to the speech and piss off everyone actually trying to win the game and connect white hoses full of [[cum]] into the jew showers. Common phrases that are observed are '''aeiou, John Madden!, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, lolololololol, asss asss asss, ass to cactus, brbrbrbbrbr, 9999999, snake? Snake?! SAAAAKE!!!''', and anything else that sounds fucked up when converted to speech by the game engine.

	[[Shit nobody cares about\|The actual goal of the game is to save some tards running around in spacesuits on the Moon, driving around rape vans and connecting their hoses into machines]].		[[Shit nobody cares about\|The actual goal of the game is to save some tards running around in spacesuits on the Moon, driving around rape vans and connecting their hoses into machines]].

	People should note that this game had virtually no users before Motdef uploaded two Moonbase Alpha videos (the most popular can be seen above). Since then the game has taken off, and pretty much every Moonbase video on ~~Youtube~~ is people trying to copy him.		People should note that this game had virtually no users before Motdef uploaded two Moonbase Alpha videos (the most popular can be seen above). Since then the game has taken off, and pretty much every Moonbase video on YouTube is people trying to copy him.

imported>Nabe Gewell: moved User:Nabe Gewell/Moonbase Alpha to Moonbase Alpha over redirect: Might as well call it a crap-stub and move it since there's barely anything luzly to this game in the first place, and I can't be bothered to look for more information.

2012-03-18T00:23:34Z

moved User:Nabe Gewell/Moonbase Alpha to Moonbase Alpha over redirect: Might as well call it a crap-stub and move it since there's barely anything luzly to this game in the first place, and I can't be bothered to look for more information.

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imported>Nabe Gewell: moved User:Nabe Gewell/Moonbase Alpha to Moonbase Alpha over redirect: Might as well call it a crap-stub and move it since there's barely anything luzly to this game in the first place, and I can't be bothered to look for more information.

2012-03-18T00:23:34Z

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imported>Nabe Gewell: moved User:Nabe Gewell/Moonbase Alpha to Moonbase Alpha over redirect: Might as well call it a crap-stub and move it since there's barely anything luzly to this game in the first place, and I can't be bothered to look for more information.

2012-03-18T00:23:34Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 00:23, 18 March 2012
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imported>Nabe Gewell: moved User:Nabe Gewell/Moonbase Alpha to Moonbase Alpha over redirect: Might as well call it a crap-stub and move it since there's barely anything luzly to this game in the first place, and I can't be bothered to look for more information.

2012-03-18T00:23:34Z

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