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Moderator Induced Necrosis

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	==Moderator Induced Necrosis==		==Moderator Induced Necrosis==
	The law: - "The older ~~that~~ a forum becomes, the more reasons that Moderators find to ban the members". Eventually so many people have been [[ban]]ned and so many posts inevitably produce [[fag\|hair trigger responses]] from the forum administrators that the [[sick\|dreaded condition]] "Moderator Induced Necrosis" begins to set in. Moderators become more concerned with their own [[anus\|status]] than the health of the forum and posters begin to drift away to other places where they can [[flame\|speak their minds]] without having to [[Fellatio\|kowtow]] to a bunch of people who have been overcome by their own [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|self-importance]]. In the [[Catnarok\|final stage]], all that is left in the forum are (a) the Moderators, (b) the occasional newbie who has wandered in by mistake, soon to leave, (c) the forum [[Arbchat\|arselickers]] and (d) one or two [[troll]]s with the energy left to be entertaining. Soon after that, like a sun collapsing of [[old]] age, the forum dies, with only about ten members talking to each other about the same things [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|over and over again]], stubbornly soldiering on out of sheer inertia or perhaps even nostalgia. The [[irony]] is that if only the forum founders -- who have often [[Wikipedia\|left a previous forum]] in [[butthurt\|disgust]] at the lack of [[lulz\|freedom of speech]] - remembered their [[Basement Dweller\|origins]] and removed the collective [[law\|stick]]s from their [[anus]]es then the forum would probably have [[Bear Grylls\|survived]].		The law: - "The older a forum becomes, the more reasons that Moderators find to ban the members". Eventually so many people have been [[ban]]ned and so many posts inevitably produce [[fag\|hair trigger responses]] from the forum administrators that the [[sick\|dreaded condition]] "Moderator Induced Necrosis" begins to set in. Moderators become more concerned with their own [[anus\|status]] than the health of the forum and posters begin to drift away to other places where they can [[flame\|speak their minds]] without having to [[Fellatio\|kowtow]] to a bunch of people who have been overcome by their own [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|self-importance]]. In the [[Catnarok\|final stage]], all that is left in the forum are (a) the Moderators, (b) the occasional newbie who has wandered in by mistake, soon to leave, (c) the forum [[Arbchat\|arselickers]] and (d) one or two [[troll]]s with the energy left to be entertaining. Soon after that, like a sun collapsing of [[old]] age, the forum dies, with only about ten members talking to each other about the same things [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|over and over again]], stubbornly soldiering on out of sheer inertia or perhaps even nostalgia. The [[irony]] is that if only the forum founders -- who have often [[Wikipedia\|left a previous forum]] in [[butthurt\|disgust]] at the lack of [[lulz\|freedom of speech]] - remembered their [[Basement Dweller\|origins]] and removed the collective [[law\|stick]]s from their [[anus]]es then the forum would probably have [[Bear Grylls\|survived]].

	==UGH WHY CANT I BAN THIS GALLERY SIGH==		==UGH WHY CANT I BAN THIS GALLERY SIGH==

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	{{warning\|HEY EVERYBODY IM A MODERATOR YEAH IM THE MODERATORS MAN I GOT THE MODERATORS MASK SO IM A MODERATOR}}		{{warning\|HEY EVERYBODY IM A MODERATOR YEAH IM THE MODERATORS MAN I GOT THE MODERATORS MASK SO IM A MODERATOR}}
	[[File:~~Cyde is God~~.~~JPG~~\|thumb\|~~Replace "Wikipedia" with whatever forum they moderate and [[Scientology\|this~~ is what moderators ~~actually believe.]]~~]]		[[File:South park mod.gif\|thumb\|This is what all moderators look like, or ''will'' look like]]

	In the world of Internet forums, messageboards and chatting, '''[[faggot\|moderators]]''' ('''mods''') are the equivalent of unlawful [[nazi\|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority aside from their extremely gay websites. Ranking [[shit\|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews\|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. Bestowed with drops of [[Magick\|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail\|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, these same powers are used to [[censorship\|silence that dissent]]. In a nutshell, moderators are complete [[faggot]]s.		In the world of Internet forums, messageboards and chatting, '''[[faggot\|moderators]]''' ('''mods''') are the equivalent of unlawful [[nazi\|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority aside from their extremely gay websites. Ranking [[shit\|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews\|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. Bestowed with drops of [[Magick\|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail\|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, these same powers are used to [[censorship\|silence that dissent]]. In a nutshell, moderators are complete [[faggot]]s.

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	In the world of Internet forums, messageboards and chatting, '''[[faggot\|moderators]]''' ('''mods''') are the equivalent of unlawful [[nazi\|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority aside from their extremely gay websites. Ranking [[shit\|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews\|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. ~~Bestows~~ drops of [[Magick\|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail\|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, these same powers are used to [[censorship\|silence that dissent]]. In a nutshell, moderators are complete [[faggot]]s.		In the world of Internet forums, messageboards and chatting, '''[[faggot\|moderators]]''' ('''mods''') are the equivalent of unlawful [[nazi\|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority aside from their extremely gay websites. Ranking [[shit\|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews\|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. Bestowed with drops of [[Magick\|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail\|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, these same powers are used to [[censorship\|silence that dissent]]. In a nutshell, moderators are complete [[faggot]]s.

	==Types of moderators==		==Types of moderators==

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	In the world of Internet forums and ~~messageboards~~, "'''[[faggot\|moderators]]'''" (~~often abbreviated to "~~'''mods'''") are the equivalent of [[~~Nazi~~\|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority ~~except over~~ their gay ~~ass web sites~~. Ranking [[shit\|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews\|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. ~~Given~~ [[Magick\|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail\|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, ~~to use~~ these same powers to silence dissent. In a nutshell, moderators ~~partake in intense~~ [[~~fag~~]]~~gotry~~.		In the world of Internet forums, messageboards and chatting, '''[[faggot\|moderators]]''' ('''mods''') are the equivalent of unlawful [[nazi\|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority aside from their extremely gay websites. Ranking [[shit\|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews\|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. Bestows drops of [[Magick\|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail\|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, these same powers are used to [[censorship\|silence that dissent]]. In a nutshell, moderators are complete [[faggot]]s.

	==Types of moderators==		==Types of moderators==
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Special:listadmins\|ED's admin list]]		*[[Special:listadmins\|ED's admin list]]
			*[[Discord]] or [[Reddit]]
	*[[Kimmo Johan Alm]]: Laughably insane moderator		*[[Kimmo Johan Alm]]: Laughably insane moderator
	*[[Seto-Kaiba.com]]: The mother lode for demented moderating		*[[Seto-Kaiba.com]]: The mother lode for demented moderating

imported>InspectElement: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	[[Category:Law]]		[[Category:Law]]
	{{timeline\|Article of the Now June 18 & 19, [[2022]]\|[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|~~TBA~~}}		{{timeline\|Article of the Now June 18 & 19, [[2022]]\|[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Diogo Mendes]]}}

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	{{warning\|HEY EVERYBODY IM A MODERATOR YEAH IM THE MODERATORS MAN I GOT THE MODERATORS MASK SO IM A MODERATOR}}		{{warning\|HEY EVERYBODY IM A MODERATOR YEAH IM THE MODERATORS MAN I GOT THE MODERATORS MASK SO IM A MODERATOR}}
	[[File:~~Cyde is God~~.~~JPG~~\|thumb\|~~Replace "Wikipedia" with whatever forum they moderate and [[Scientology\|this~~ is what moderators ~~actually believe.]]~~]]		[[File:South park mod.gif\|thumb\|This is what all moderators look like, or ''will'' look like]]

	In the world of Internet forums, messageboards and chatting, '''[[faggot\|moderators]]''' ('''mods''') are the equivalent of unlawful [[nazi\|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority aside from their extremely gay websites. Ranking [[shit\|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews\|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. Bestowed with drops of [[Magick\|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail\|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, these same powers are used to [[censorship\|silence that dissent]]. In a nutshell, moderators are complete [[faggot]]s.		In the world of Internet forums, messageboards and chatting, '''[[faggot\|moderators]]''' ('''mods''') are the equivalent of unlawful [[nazi\|policemen]]. In fact, the only difference is that they have no real authority aside from their extremely gay websites. Ranking [[shit\|somewhere]] below administrators, they are assigned the task of ensuring the rules of the forum that they "moderate" are rigidly adhered to by the rank-and-file [[Jews\|board membership]] while at the same time willfully ignoring these rules themselves. Bestowed with drops of [[Magick\|special powers]] by the board's administrators to assist them in this endeavor, it is common for these powers to be [[fail\|abused]] at a whim, and when the inevitable howls of [[protest]] follow, these same powers are used to [[censorship\|silence that dissent]]. In a nutshell, moderators are complete [[faggot]]s.