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	'''Minnesota''', also known as [[Retard\|Down-Syndrome Land]] or [[California\|Commiefornia]] of [[Canada]], is the annoying bastard love-child of Canada and Sweden. It was once home to a mythical race of creatures known as [[Sweden\|Scandinavians]], but is now filled with nothing other than gangsters, thugs, and [[Somalia]]ns. Currently, it is populated with [[~~Republicans~~]], [[Crips]], GD, The [[Lolwut\|Democratic Farmer's Labor Party]], and other varieties of unwanted members of the gene pool. The capital of Minnesota is [[Saint Paul~~\|Vietnam~~]]. The people in Minnesota are some what intelligent unlike those fucking retarded dumbasses is Wisconsin.		'''Minnesota''', also known as [[Retard\|Down-Syndrome Land]] or [[California\|Commiefornia]] of [[Canada]], is the annoying bastard love-child of Canada and Sweden. It was once home to a mythical race of creatures known as [[Sweden\|Scandinavians]], but is now filled with nothing other than gangsters, thugs, and [[Somalia]]ns. Currently, it is populated with [[Liberals]], [[Crips]], GD, The [[Lolwut\|Democratic Farmer's Labor Party]], and other varieties of unwanted members of the gene pool. The capital of Minnesota is [[Vietnam\|Saint Paul]]. The people in Minnesota are some what intelligent unlike those fucking retarded dumbasses is Wisconsin.


	There are only four seasons in Minnesota; nuclear winter, hail season, unbearable heat and road construction. Most people in the other parts of the country call these seasons "winter, spring, summer and autumn". Most of the time, the sky is gray with the sun blocked by flying spider monkeys. It's potentially lethal to enter Minnesota.		There are only four seasons in Minnesota; nuclear winter, hail season, unbearable heat, and road construction. Most people in the other parts of the country call these seasons "winter, spring, summer and autumn". Most of the time, the sky is gray with the sun blocked by flying spider monkeys. It's potentially lethal to enter Minnesota.

	The state mascot is the Purple People Eater. The state song of Minnesota is "Purple Rain" by the artist who used to be known as "The Artist Formerly Known As [[Prince]]" and some sort of [[moonspeak\|symbol thing]], but is now known as simply "Dead." He was really small and known for showing his buttocks to anyone with a quarter.		The state mascot is the Purple People Eater. The state song of Minnesota is "Purple Rain" by the artist who used to be known as "The Artist Formerly Known As [[Prince]]" and some sort of [[moonspeak\|symbol thing]], but is now known as simply "Dead." He was really small and known for showing his buttocks to anyone with a quarter.

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	'''Minnesota''', also known as [[Retard\|Down-Syndrome Land]], is the annoying bastard love-child of Canada and Sweden. It was once home to a mythical race of creatures known as [[Sweden\|Scandinavians]], but is now filled with nothing other than gangsters, thugs, and [[Somalia]]ns. Currently, it is populated with [[Republicans]], [[Crips]], GD, The [[Lolwut\|Democratic Farmer's Labor Party]], and other varieties of unwanted members of the gene pool. The capital of Minnesota is [[Saint Paul\|Vietnam]]. The people in Minnesota are some what intelligent unlike those fucking retarded dumbasses is Wisconsin.		'''Minnesota''', also known as [[Retard\|Down-Syndrome Land]] or [[California\|Commiefornia]] of [[Canada]], is the annoying bastard love-child of Canada and Sweden. It was once home to a mythical race of creatures known as [[Sweden\|Scandinavians]], but is now filled with nothing other than gangsters, thugs, and [[Somalia]]ns. Currently, it is populated with [[Republicans]], [[Crips]], GD, The [[Lolwut\|Democratic Farmer's Labor Party]], and other varieties of unwanted members of the gene pool. The capital of Minnesota is [[Saint Paul\|Vietnam]]. The people in Minnesota are some what intelligent unlike those fucking retarded dumbasses is Wisconsin.


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			==Minnesota Cities==

			'''Minneapolis''' Traffic Fuckhole. It takes about 35 Hours to reach the Nearest Mcdonalds

			'''Saint Paul''' Niggers Shooting eachother in Alley Ways

			'''Red Wing''' a Always Fucking Fall and Snowy City inhabited by Furfags and Pissed off 13 Year Olds

			'''Rochester''' Just a Carbon Copy of Saint Paul but more Smaller and covered in Goose shit

	==Minnesoootans==		==Minnesoootans==

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	==Minnesoootans==		==Minnesoootans==

	[[Image:apes.jpg\|thumb\|~~250px~~\|right\|Average minnesotan [[16-year-old girl]] in comparison to an ape. Can you really tell the difference?]]		[[Image:apes.jpg\|thumb\|190px\|right\|Average minnesotan [[16-year-old girl]] in comparison to an ape. Can you really tell the difference?]]
	[[File:Melissa Bachman kills lion Mufasa.jpg\|thumb\|Minnesootans tend [[Melissa Bachman\|to kill whatever gets in their way, such as Mufasa from Lion King]]]]		[[File:Melissa Bachman kills lion Mufasa.jpg\|thumb\|Minnesootans tend [[Melissa Bachman\|to kill whatever gets in their way, such as Mufasa from Lion King]]]]
			[[Image:Jeff weise school.jpg\|thumb\|180px\|right\|[[Jeff Weise]], one of the finest citizens in MN History!]]

	Minnesotans are known for various [[sex\|attributes]], including "Minnesota Nice", which can be summed up as "I'll talk nice to ya on the streets but if ya come on my property I'll shove a cold hard icicle [[In the ass\|up your ass]] and sic Jesse Ventura on ya, dontchaknow." If you pass the test and are able to "Talk Minnesoootan"(for beginner lessons watch the movie ''Fargo''), you will then be accepted as long as you additionally bring a "[[Shit\|hot dish]]" with you, though you will talked about behind your back. Minnesota Nice is enforced by conceal-and-carry laws, because Minnesotans are [[Republicans\|gun-toting whackjobs]].		Minnesotans are known for various [[sex\|attributes]], including "Minnesota Nice", which can be summed up as "I'll talk nice to ya on the streets but if ya come on my property I'll shove a cold hard icicle [[In the ass\|up your ass]] and sic [[Jesse Ventura]] on ya, dontchaknow." If you pass the test and are able to "Talk Minnesoootan"(for beginner lessons watch the movie ''Fargo''), you will then be accepted as long as you additionally bring a "[[Shit\|hot dish]]" with you, though you will talked about behind your back. Minnesota Nice is enforced by conceal-and-carry laws, because Minnesotans are [[Republicans\|gun-toting whackjobs]].

	Many cultures are slowly mixing together in the state today. [[Timber niggers\|Indians]] (the "whoo whoo" kind) have a moderate presence in Minnesota, and some tribes operate casinos which have been said to be among the most profitable in the country. [[Raping]] the [[White\|white man]] for his hard earned money is a popular pastime among the tribes. When the local Indians are not on going out on warparty raids, scalping whitey, and fixing slot machines, they drink themselves to death with mouthwash and hoard trash outside their castles of gold on the rez.		Many cultures are slowly mixing together in the state today. [[Timber niggers\|Indians]] (the "whoo whoo" kind) have a moderate presence in Minnesota, and some tribes operate casinos which have been said to be among the most profitable in the country. [[Raping]] the [[White\|white man]] for his hard earned money is a popular pastime among the tribes. When the local Indians are not on going out on warparty raids, scalping whitey, and fixing slot machines, they drink themselves to death with mouthwash and hoard trash outside their castles of gold on the rez.

			Some Injuns can't handle life in the third world country environment that is the Rez, and come to resent their race and situation in life. Most become druggies and hobos and many commit suicide. However, there have been incidents in which some will turn to aiming for the [[High Score]] before they bite the bullet. Such was the fate of [[Jeff Weise]], a 16 year old [[Goth]] kid from the '''Red Lake Reservation''', who [[murder\|pwn'd]] 9 noobs before becoming [[an hero]]. Due to nearly all of the deaths being non-white, few americans cared about the [[school shooting]] despite it being on par with [[Columbine]].

	Outdoor activities are major parts of the lives of many Minnesotans, including hunting, [[fishing]], and eating dairy products obsessively. Unique activities include ice fishing which, if you like freezing your [[ass]] off in 20 degrees [[Celsius]] below zero weather, is about the most exciting activity one can take part in in Minnesota. Families frequently own or share cabins on central and northern tracts of land in forests and adjoining lakes, and weekend trips out to these properties are common. These trips "Up Nort" are usually done by Whites to escape their black person neighbors whom they are forced to live next door to thanks to [[liberal]] lawmakers. Besides, Black people don't like nature anyways, everyone knows that. [[Gay]] [[sex]] is shared by most state residents in one form or another and is, in fact, encouraged by [[Larry_Craig\|restroom patrons]] and the Minnesota Constitution alike. It's not uncommon to see a Minnesotan [[Arborphilia\|humping a tree]] whispering "yahhh, you betcha" into the bark.		Outdoor activities are major parts of the lives of many Minnesotans, including hunting, [[fishing]], and eating dairy products obsessively. Unique activities include ice fishing which, if you like freezing your [[ass]] off in 20 degrees [[Celsius]] below zero weather, is about the most exciting activity one can take part in in Minnesota. Families frequently own or share cabins on central and northern tracts of land in forests and adjoining lakes, and weekend trips out to these properties are common. These trips "Up Nort" are usually done by Whites to escape their black person neighbors whom they are forced to live next door to thanks to [[liberal]] lawmakers. Besides, Black people don't like nature anyways, everyone knows that. [[Gay]] [[sex]] is shared by most state residents in one form or another and is, in fact, encouraged by [[Larry_Craig\|restroom patrons]] and the Minnesota Constitution alike. It's not uncommon to see a Minnesotan [[Arborphilia\|humping a tree]] whispering "yahhh, you betcha" into the bark.

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	Due to the excessive, uncontrollable amounts of discarded, AIDS-ridden [[condom]]s left at the park, the [[internet police\|Federal Government]] has declared Loring Park a [[Environmentalism\|Superfund]] site.		Due to the excessive, uncontrollable amounts of discarded, AIDS-ridden [[condom]]s left at the park, the [[internet police\|Federal Government]] has declared Loring Park a [[Environmentalism\|Superfund]] site.

			==Gallery==
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	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	==Minnesoootans==		==Minnesoootans==

	[[Image:apes.jpg\|thumb\|~~250px~~\|right\|Average minnesotan [[16-year-old girl]] in comparison to an ape. Can you really tell the difference?]]		[[Image:apes.jpg\|thumb\|190px\|right\|Average minnesotan [[16-year-old girl]] in comparison to an ape. Can you really tell the difference?]]
	[[File:Melissa Bachman kills lion Mufasa.jpg\|thumb\|Minnesootans tend [[Melissa Bachman\|to kill whatever gets in their way, such as Mufasa from Lion King]]]]		[[File:Melissa Bachman kills lion Mufasa.jpg\|thumb\|Minnesootans tend [[Melissa Bachman\|to kill whatever gets in their way, such as Mufasa from Lion King]]]]
			[[Image:Jeff weise school.jpg\|thumb\|180px\|right\|[[Jeff Weise]], one of the finest citizens in MN History!]]

	Minnesotans are known for various [[sex\|attributes]], including "Minnesota Nice", which can be summed up as "I'll talk nice to ya on the streets but if ya come on my property I'll shove a cold hard icicle [[In the ass\|up your ass]] and sic Jesse Ventura on ya, dontchaknow." If you pass the test and are able to "Talk Minnesoootan"(for beginner lessons watch the movie ''Fargo''), you will then be accepted as long as you additionally bring a "[[Shit\|hot dish]]" with you, though you will talked about behind your back. Minnesota Nice is enforced by conceal-and-carry laws, because Minnesotans are [[Republicans\|gun-toting whackjobs]].		Minnesotans are known for various [[sex\|attributes]], including "Minnesota Nice", which can be summed up as "I'll talk nice to ya on the streets but if ya come on my property I'll shove a cold hard icicle [[In the ass\|up your ass]] and sic [[Jesse Ventura]] on ya, dontchaknow." If you pass the test and are able to "Talk Minnesoootan"(for beginner lessons watch the movie ''Fargo''), you will then be accepted as long as you additionally bring a "[[Shit\|hot dish]]" with you, though you will talked about behind your back. Minnesota Nice is enforced by conceal-and-carry laws, because Minnesotans are [[Republicans\|gun-toting whackjobs]].

	Many cultures are slowly mixing together in the state today. [[Timber niggers\|Indians]] (the "whoo whoo" kind) have a moderate presence in Minnesota, and some tribes operate casinos which have been said to be among the most profitable in the country. [[Raping]] the [[White\|white man]] for his hard earned money is a popular pastime among the tribes. When the local Indians are not on going out on warparty raids, scalping whitey, and fixing slot machines, they drink themselves to death with mouthwash and hoard trash outside their castles of gold on the rez.		Many cultures are slowly mixing together in the state today. [[Timber niggers\|Indians]] (the "whoo whoo" kind) have a moderate presence in Minnesota, and some tribes operate casinos which have been said to be among the most profitable in the country. [[Raping]] the [[White\|white man]] for his hard earned money is a popular pastime among the tribes. When the local Indians are not on going out on warparty raids, scalping whitey, and fixing slot machines, they drink themselves to death with mouthwash and hoard trash outside their castles of gold on the rez.

			Some Injuns can't handle life in the third world country environment that is the Rez, and come to resent their race and situation in life. Most become druggies and hobos and many commit suicide. However, there have been incidents in which some will turn to aiming for the [[High Score]] before they bite the bullet. Such was the fate of [[Jeff Weise]], a 16 year old [[Goth]] kid from the '''Red Lake Reservation''', who [[murder\|pwn'd]] 9 noobs before becoming [[an hero]]. Due to nearly all of the deaths being non-white, few americans cared about the [[school shooting]] despite it being on par with [[Columbine]].

	Outdoor activities are major parts of the lives of many Minnesotans, including hunting, [[fishing]], and eating dairy products obsessively. Unique activities include ice fishing which, if you like freezing your [[ass]] off in 20 degrees [[Celsius]] below zero weather, is about the most exciting activity one can take part in in Minnesota. Families frequently own or share cabins on central and northern tracts of land in forests and adjoining lakes, and weekend trips out to these properties are common. These trips "Up Nort" are usually done by Whites to escape their black person neighbors whom they are forced to live next door to thanks to [[liberal]] lawmakers. Besides, Black people don't like nature anyways, everyone knows that. [[Gay]] [[sex]] is shared by most state residents in one form or another and is, in fact, encouraged by [[Larry_Craig\|restroom patrons]] and the Minnesota Constitution alike. It's not uncommon to see a Minnesotan [[Arborphilia\|humping a tree]] whispering "yahhh, you betcha" into the bark.		Outdoor activities are major parts of the lives of many Minnesotans, including hunting, [[fishing]], and eating dairy products obsessively. Unique activities include ice fishing which, if you like freezing your [[ass]] off in 20 degrees [[Celsius]] below zero weather, is about the most exciting activity one can take part in in Minnesota. Families frequently own or share cabins on central and northern tracts of land in forests and adjoining lakes, and weekend trips out to these properties are common. These trips "Up Nort" are usually done by Whites to escape their black person neighbors whom they are forced to live next door to thanks to [[liberal]] lawmakers. Besides, Black people don't like nature anyways, everyone knows that. [[Gay]] [[sex]] is shared by most state residents in one form or another and is, in fact, encouraged by [[Larry_Craig\|restroom patrons]] and the Minnesota Constitution alike. It's not uncommon to see a Minnesotan [[Arborphilia\|humping a tree]] whispering "yahhh, you betcha" into the bark.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Spike Can Dance]] - How people from Minooosoooota dance.		*[[Spike Can Dance]] - How people from Minooosoooota dance.
	*[[Jeff Weise]] - ~~School Shooter~~		*[[Jeff Weise]] - [[Injun]] school shooter from the north

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	[[Category: Locations]]		[[Category: Locations]]

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	'''Minnesota''', also known as [[Retard\|Down-Syndrome Land]], is the annoying love-child of Canada and Sweden. It was once home to a mythical race of creatures known as [[Sweden\|Scandinavians]], but is now filled with nothing other than gangsters, thugs, and [[Somalia]]ns. Currently, it is populated with [[Republicans]], [[Crips]], GD, The [[Lolwut\|Democratic Farmer's Labor Party]], and other varieties of unwanted members of the gene pool. The capital of Minnesota is [[Saint Paul\|Vietnam]]. The people in Minnesota are some what intelligent unlike those fucking retarded dumbasses is Wisconsin.		'''Minnesota''', also known as [[Retard\|Down-Syndrome Land]], is the annoying bastard love-child of Canada and Sweden. It was once home to a mythical race of creatures known as [[Sweden\|Scandinavians]], but is now filled with nothing other than gangsters, thugs, and [[Somalia]]ns. Currently, it is populated with [[Republicans]], [[Crips]], GD, The [[Lolwut\|Democratic Farmer's Labor Party]], and other varieties of unwanted members of the gene pool. The capital of Minnesota is [[Saint Paul\|Vietnam]]. The people in Minnesota are some what intelligent unlike those fucking retarded dumbasses is Wisconsin.


	There are only four seasons in Minnesota; nuclear winter, hail season, unbearable heat and road construction. Most people in the other parts of the country call these seasons "winter, spring, summer and autumn". Most of the time, the sky is gray with the sun blocked by flying spider monkeys. It's potentially lethal to enter Minnesota.		There are only four seasons in Minnesota; nuclear winter, hail season, unbearable heat and road construction. Most people in the other parts of the country call these seasons "winter, spring, summer and autumn". Most of the time, the sky is gray with the sun blocked by flying spider monkeys. It's potentially lethal to enter Minnesota.

	The state mascot is the Purple People Eater. The state song of Minnesota is "Purple Rain" by the artist who used to be known as "The Artist Formerly Known As [[Prince]]" and some sort of symbol thing, but is now known as simply "~~Prince~~." He is really small and known for showing his buttocks to anyone with a quarter.		The state mascot is the Purple People Eater. The state song of Minnesota is "Purple Rain" by the artist who used to be known as "The Artist Formerly Known As [[Prince]]" and some sort of [[moonspeak\|symbol thing]], but is now known as simply "Dead." He was really small and known for showing his buttocks to anyone with a quarter.

	==Minnesota Colleges==		==Minnesota Colleges==
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	[[Image:Perry copy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Yeah, sure. You Betcha!]]		[[Image:Perry copy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Yeah, sure. You Betcha!]]

	* '''The University of Minnesota''' is the state's main college, source of hatred for college [[hippie]]s and capitol of teen [[rape]]. It is really big, bigger than [[Oprah]]'s ego multiplied by a ~~garbage can~~ full of her ass fat. Although Oprah has nothing to do with Minnesota, she does laugh at the idea of black person [[fail\|trying]] to educate themselves at this establishment.		* '''The University of Minnesota''' is the state's main college, source of hatred for college [[hippie]]s and capitol of teen [[rape]]. It is really big, bigger than [[Oprah]]'s ego multiplied by a dumpster full of her ass fat. Although Oprah has nothing to do with Minnesota, she does laugh at the idea of black person [[fail\|trying]] to educate themselves at this establishment.

	* '''Winona State''' is not a state ''(well, not in that meaning of "state")'', but a shit-hole town which produces sad, pathetic [[lulz]] at an alarming rate from said college. [[wat\|Your friends]] will want to move here and create a clique of [[anime]] nerds which is a form of acceptance. This is nice for them as opposed to living in the city and getting their [[rape\|shit packed in]] on a daily basis. They will work for [[nothing\|minimum wage]] even though they're fucked in debt with an expensive piece of paper that's not even worth wiping their ass with, until they die.		* '''Winona State''' is not a state ''(well, not in that meaning of "state")'', but a shit-hole town which produces sad, pathetic [[lulz]] at an alarming rate from said college. [[wat\|Your friends]] will want to move here and create a clique of [[anime]] nerds which is a form of acceptance. This is nice for them as opposed to living in the city and getting their [[rape\|shit packed in]] on a daily basis. They will work for [[nothing\|minimum wage]] even though they're fucked in debt with an expensive piece of paper that's not even worth wiping their ass with, until they die.
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	* '''Macalester''' is a private, liberal farts school that accepts no one who isn't a Satanist (despite claiming to be Church-linked). Here, the idea that there is no greater aspiration than to change the world is realized by [[LOL\|awarding their graduates degrees in 19th-century British literature]]. Their football team is regularly smeared, with at least five players dying from concussions and one player bawling and wimpering like a wounded puppy every game due to their collective preference of playing violin and eating vaggies like a couple-a' [[New Jersey\|fayggets]] instead of practicing like any other football team would.		* '''Macalester''' is a private, liberal farts school that accepts no one who isn't a Satanist (despite claiming to be Church-linked). Here, the idea that there is no greater aspiration than to change the world is realized by [[LOL\|awarding their graduates degrees in 19th-century British literature]]. Their football team is regularly smeared, with at least five players dying from concussions and one player bawling and wimpering like a wounded puppy every game due to their collective preference of playing violin and eating vaggies like a couple-a' [[New Jersey\|fayggets]] instead of practicing like any other football team would.

	* '''[[ITT Tech\|ITT-Technical Institute]]''' is a school for the deaf, blind and [[retard\|mentally challenged]]. Here, hopeful students will learn trade skills they can use to be equal in societal standards as people in [[moron\|Southern States]].		* '''[[ITT Tech\|ITT-Technical Institute]]''' is a school for the deaf, blind and [[retard\|mentally challenged]]. Here, hopeful students will learn trade skills they can use to be equal in societal standards as people in [[moron\|Southern States]], like counting, shoelace knots, and anal hygiene.

	* '''Le Cordon Bleu''' is a university for all of the dumb-fucks who need to learn to get back in the kitchen and make a sandwich. This includes [[homosexuals]], [[women]], [[Jews]], and most importantly, you, you faggy ass son of a bitch. In fact, it does a lot of non-important things within the state, such as [[Your Mom\|your mom.]]		* '''Le Cordon Bleu''' is a university for all of the dumb-fucks who need to learn to get back in the kitchen and make a sandwich on account of their mothers collectively failing to educate their bastard hellspawn. This includes [[homosexuals]], [[women]], [[Jews]], and most importantly, you, you faggy ass son of a bitch. In fact, it does a lot of non-important things within the state, such as [[Your Mom\|your mom.]]

	* '''University of Minnesota-Duluth''' is pretty much where rednecks delude themselves into thinking they're getting an education. In reality, they're just there to get drunk and watch college hockey.		* '''University of Minnesota-Duluth''' is pretty much where rednecks delude themselves into thinking they're getting an education. In reality, they're just there to get drunk and watch college hockey.
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	[[Image:Jeff weise school.jpg\|thumb\|180px\|right\|[[Jeff Weise]], one of the finest citizens in MN History!]]		[[Image:Jeff weise school.jpg\|thumb\|180px\|right\|[[Jeff Weise]], one of the finest citizens in MN History!]]

	Minnesotans are known for various [[sex\|attributes]], including "Minnesota Nice", which can be summed up as "I'll talk nice to ya on the streets but if ya come on my property I'll shove a cold hard icicle [[In the ass\|up your ass]] and sic [[Jesse Ventura]] on ya, dontchaknow." If you pass the test and are able to "Talk Minnesoootan"(for beginner lessons watch the movie ''Fargo''), you will then be accepted as long as you additionally bring a "[[Shit\|hot dish]]" with you, though you will talked about behind your back. Minnesota Nice is enforced by conceal-and-carry laws, because Minnesotans are [[Republicans\|gun-toting whackjobs]].		Minnesotans are known for various [[sex\|attributes]], including "Minnesota Nice", which can be summed up as "I'll talk nice to ya on the streets but if ya come on my property I'll shove a cold hard icicle [[In the ass\|up your ass]] and sic [[Jesse Ventura]] on ya, dontchaknow." If you pass the test and are able to "Talk Minnesoootan"(for beginner lessons watch the movie ''Fargo''), you will then be accepted as long as you additionally bring a "[[Shit\|hot dish]]" with you, though you ''will'' talked about behind your back as they're all obligate gossipy cunts. Minnesota Nice is enforced by conceal-and-carry laws, because Minnesotans are [[Republicans\|gun-toting whackjobs]].

	Many cultures are slowly mixing together in the state today. [[Timber niggers\|Indians]] (the "whoo whoo" kind) have a moderate presence in Minnesota, and some tribes operate casinos which have been said to be among the most profitable in the country. [[Raping]] the [[White\|white man]] for his hard earned money is a popular pastime among the tribes. When the local Indians are not on going out on warparty raids, scalping whitey, and fixing slot machines, they drink themselves to death with mouthwash and hoard trash outside their castles of gold on the rez.		Many cultures are slowly mixing together in the state today. [[Timber niggers\|Indians]] (the "whoo whoo" feather kind) have a moderate presence in Minnesota, and some tribes operate casinos which have been said to be among the most profitable in the country. [[Raping]] the [[White\|white man]] for his hard earned money is a popular pastime among the tribes as it is with all ethnic minorities. When the local Indians are not on going out on warparty raids, scalping whitey, and fixing slot machines, they drink themselves to death with mouthwash and hoard trash outside their castles of gold on the rez.

	Some Injuns can't handle life in the third world country environment that is the Rez, and come to resent their race and situation in life. Most become druggies and hobos and many commit suicide. However, there have been incidents in which some will turn to aiming for the [[High Score]] before they bite the bullet. Such was the fate of [[Jeff Weise]], a 16 year old [[Goth]] kid from the '''Red Lake Reservation''', who [[murder\|pwn'd]] 9 noobs before becoming [[an hero]]. Due to nearly all of the deaths being non-white, few ~~americans~~ cared about the [[school shooting]] despite it being on par with [[Columbine]].		Some Injuns can't handle life in the third world country environment that is the Rez, and come to resent their race and situation in life. Most become druggies and hobos and many commit suicide. However, there have been incidents in which some will turn to aiming for the [[High Score]] before they bite the bullet. Such was the fate of [[Jeff Weise]], a 16 year old [[fat\|Goth]] kid from the '''Red Lake Reservation''', who [[murder\|pwn'd]] 9 noobs before becoming [[an hero]]. Due to nearly all of the deaths being non-white, few Americans noticed (much less cared about) the [[school shooting]] despite it being on par with [[Columbine]].

	Outdoor activities are major parts of the lives of many Minnesotans, including hunting, [[fishing]], and eating dairy products obsessively. Unique activities include ice fishing which, if you like freezing your [[ass]] off in 20 degrees [[Celsius]] below zero weather, is about the most exciting activity one can take part in in Minnesota. Families frequently own or share cabins on central and northern tracts of land in forests and adjoining lakes, and weekend trips out to these properties are common. These trips "Up Nort" are usually done by Whites to escape their black person neighbors whom they are forced to live next door to thanks to [[liberal]] lawmakers. Besides, Black people don't like ~~nature~~ anyways, everyone knows that. [[Gay]] [[sex]] is shared by most state residents in one form or another and is, in fact, encouraged by [[Larry_Craig\|restroom patrons]] and the Minnesota Constitution alike. It's not uncommon to see a Minnesotan [[Arborphilia\|humping a tree]] whispering "yahhh, you betcha" into the bark.		Outdoor activities are major parts of the lives of many Minnesotans, including hunting, [[fishing]], and eating dairy products obsessively. Unique activities include ice fishing which, if you like freezing your [[ass]] off in 20 degrees [[Celsius]] below zero weather, is about the most exciting activity one can take part in within Minnesota. Families frequently own or share cabins on central and northern tracts of land in forests and adjoining lakes, and weekend trips out to these properties are common. These trips "Up Nort" are usually done by Whites to escape their black person neighbors whom they are forced to live next door to thanks to [[liberal]] lawmakers. Besides, Black people don't like the cold anyways, everyone knows that. [[Gay]] [[sex]] is shared by most state residents in one form or another and is, in fact, encouraged by [[Larry_Craig\|restroom patrons]] and the Minnesota Constitution alike. It's not uncommon to see a Minnesotan [[Arborphilia\|humping a tree]] whispering "yahhh, you betcha" into the bark.

	It should be noted that Minnesotans are not, in fact, [[Americunts\|Americans]], but are closer related to [[Canada\|Canadians]].		It should be noted that Minnesotans are not, in fact, [[Americunts\|Americans]], but are closer related to [[Canada\|Canadians]].

	Minnesota is known for active yet quirky politics including such oddities as a professional wrestler turned governor and a [[Norm Coleman\|giant douchebag ~~troll~~]] of a Republican losing to a washed-up 80s SNL writer for Senate. 77.3[[%]] of Minnesotans voted in the 2004 U.S. presidential election, the highest of any U.S. state. [[Liberalism]] thrives in Minnesota and it's a great place to go if you'd like to learn how to [[9/11\|fly an airplane into buildings]]. In fact it has been found out that the same [[pussy\|liberal]] [[zombie\|undead]] [[commie]] [[queers]] which make up that 77.3% of Minnesota single-handedly flew the planes into the World Trade Center and the Statue of Liberty using only the power of their collective [[liberal guilt]].		Minnesota is known for active yet quirky politics including such oddities as a professional wrestler turned governor and a [[Norm Coleman\|giant douchebag jewtroll]] of a Republican losing to a washed-up 80s SNL writer for Senate. 77.3[[%]] of Minnesotans voted in the 2004 U.S. presidential election, the highest of any U.S. state. [[Liberalism]] thrives in Minnesota and it's a great place to go if you'd like to learn how to [[9/11\|fly an airplane into buildings]]. In fact it has been found out that the same [[pussy\|liberal]] [[zombie\|undead]] [[commie]] [[queers]] which make up that 77.3% of Minnesota single-handedly flew the planes into the World Trade Center and the Statue of Liberty using only the power of their collective [[liberal guilt]].

	13% of Minnesotans are [[Hirsute\|werewolves]], 15% are [[vampires]] and 12% resemble Frankenstein's Monster. If you are well-liked, and very lucky, you might get to see an authentic Monster Mash during your time in Minnesota. The Monster Mash is usually held in October in a secret graveyard. Scholars believe this ritual centers around a [[Satanism\|satanic]] "[[blood]] orgy" in which a small child from [[Wisconsin]] is sacrificed to [[ganguro\|Moloch]]. This sacrifice is used to gain ungodly powers of [[hate]], which are then used in the annual Packers-[[Vikings]] clash.		13% of Minnesotans are [[Hirsute\|werewolves]], 15% are [[vampires]] and 12% resemble Frankenstein's Monster. If you are well-liked, and very lucky, you might get to see an authentic Monster Mash during your time in Minnesota. The Monster Mash is usually held in October in a secret graveyard. Scholars believe this ritual centers around a [[Satanism\|satanic]] "[[blood]] orgy" in which a small unbaptized child from [[Wisconsin]] is sacrificed to [[ganguro\|Moloch]]. This sacrifice is used to gain ungodly, chthonic powers of [[hate]], which are then used in the annual Packers-[[Vikings]] clash.

	A positive note about Minnesota, however, is the fact that only five furries live there. All of which were captured from California for the ransom money. Little did they know no one would pay for them.		A positive note about Minnesota, however, is the fact that only five furries live there. All of which were captured from California for the ransom money. Little did they know no one would pay for them.
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	[[Image:Loringparkqueers.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|right\|A couple of Loring Park queers in traditional garb.]]		[[Image:Loringparkqueers.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|right\|A couple of Loring Park queers in traditional garb.]]

	Loring Park is a place in Minneapolis were roaming hordes of [[homo]]s come to assault each others asses. These hordes are often mistaken for [[fat\|buffalo]], but since the [[white\|white man]] has already killed off most of those terrible things, ~~we can~~ safely assume they are fags.		Loring Park is a place in Minneapolis were roaming hordes of [[homo]]s come to assault each others asses. These hordes are often mistaken for [[fat\|buffalo]], but since the [[white\|white man]] has already killed off most of those terrible things, one may safely assume they are fags.

	There is so much rampant homo-sex in Loring Park that the Minneapolis [[police brutality\|Police Department]] has set up a special [[fail\|~~Task~~ Force]] to monitor the spread of AIDS in the park. This was brought about as a result of numerous complaints about the infamous "Whispering Bushes," where [[pedophile\|gay men]] lure unsuspecting [[noob\|victims]] into liaisons. While this crackdown on [[buttsecks\|illegal activity]] has been [[fail\|successful]], an unintended result has been transplantation of this behavior to [[Larry Craig\|nearby airport bathrooms]] safely outside of the Task Force's jurisdiction.		There is so much rampant homo-sex in Loring Park that the Minneapolis [[police brutality\|Police Department]] has set up a special [[fail\|Tassk Force]] to monitor the spread of AIDS in the park. This was brought about as a result of numerous complaints about the infamous "Whispering Bushes," where [[pedophile\|gay men]] lure unsuspecting [[noob\|victims]] into liaisons. While this crackdown on [[buttsecks\|illegal activity]] has been [[fail\|successful]], an unintended result has been transplantation of this behavior to [[Larry Craig\|nearby airport bathrooms]] safely outside of the Task Force's jurisdiction.

	Due to the excessive, uncontrollable amounts of discarded, AIDS-ridden [[condom]]s left at the park, the [[internet police\|Federal Government]] has declared Loring Park a [[Environmentalism\|Superfund]] site.		Due to the excessive, uncontrollable amounts of discarded, AIDS-ridden [[condom]]s left at the park, the [[internet police\|Federal Government]] has declared Loring Park a [[Environmentalism\|Superfund]] site.