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Ways to avoid mind control

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	==Ways to avoid mind control==		==Ways to avoid mind control==

	*Take lots of [[drugs]]		*Take lots of [[drugs]].
	*Tinhat		*Tinhat
	*Never leave your house		*Never leave your house.
	*Never live in a house in the first place; they're filled with EM FIELDS!!~~[[one]]~~		*Never live in a house in the first place; they're filled with EM FIELDS!!1
	*Reject traditional spelling and grammar systems		*Reject traditional spelling, syntax and grammar systems.
	*Seek shelter with other anti-mind control activists (aka The Homeless)		*Seek shelter with other anti-mind control activists (aka The Homeless).
	*Kill Sarah Kerrigan, any and all Dark Archons, and just stay the fuck away from the Korprulu Sector in the first place.		*Kill Sarah Kerrigan, any and all Dark Archons, and just stay the fuck away from the Korprulu Sector in the first place.
	*Send a bunch of tanks at the nearest Psychic Beacon or airstrike the nearest Psychic Dominator		*Send a bunch of tanks at the nearest Psychic Beacon or airstrike the nearest Psychic Dominator.
	*Fuck [[dog]]s. Dogs can't be mindcontrolled, and neither can you while you're attached to them		*Fuck [[dog]]s. Dogs can't be mindcontrolled, and neither can you while you're attached to them.
	*Nothing. You weren't using your mind anyway.		*Nothing. You weren't using your mind anyway.

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " An anti-mind-control crusader. Okay.]] [[Image:YurisRevenge.jpg|thumb|right|Know ..."

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[[Image:Truthman.JPG|thumb|right|An anti-mind-control crusader.]]

[[Image:Targ14.gif|thumb|190px|left|[[batshit|Okay.]]]]

[[Image:YurisRevenge.jpg|thumb|right|<del>Know</del> Obey your <del>enemy</del> kind, benevolent leader. All hail.]]

'''Mind control''', contrary to popular belief, is [[serious business|serious fucking business]]. Do you often [[batshit insane|hear voices]] but fail to locate their source? Do you find yourself in locations and situations with [[alcohol|no memory of how you got there]]? Do you find yourself the target of cruel mockery for your attempts to read/write English as if it were non-case-sensitive and/or a programming language? Do you [[WolfJLupus|fuck dogs]]? Some will call you crazy, but the truth is that [[you]] are a victim of mind control! The [[government]], since it is evil and unsatisfied with its influence over the media, has been [[trolling|harassing]] you with electromagnetic fields since before you were born, and this can be proven by the [[fact]] that it gets little publicity. [[Liberal|Some]] will tell you that magnetism has no effect on the [[frosted butts|human body]], but they are puny carbon-based liars who do not even understand that [[timecube|linear time is lie]]. The man on the right knows the [[truth]], but evil academics keep him down by forcing him to smoke [[crack]] and build a tent out of his motorcycle and literature every night.

However, [[some argue]] that "people with [[porn|dirty minds]] [[asking for it|deserve to be]] [[propaganda|brainwashed]]".

==Ways to avoid mind control==

*Take lots of [[drugs]]
*Tinhat
*Never leave your house
*Never live in a house in the first place; they're filled with EM FIELDS!![[one]]
*Reject traditional spelling and grammar systems
*Seek shelter with other anti-mind control activists (aka The Homeless)
*Kill Sarah Kerrigan, any and all Dark Archons, and just stay the fuck away from the Korprulu Sector in the first place.
*Send a bunch of tanks at the nearest Psychic Beacon or airstrike the nearest Psychic Dominator
*Fuck [[dog]]s. Dogs can't be mindcontrolled, and neither can you while you're attached to them
*Nothing. You weren't using your mind anyway.

==VERY SERIOUS MIND CONTROL INFORMATION==

The internets understands the power of mind control and it's clammy grasp on society and there are [[shitload|eleventy zillion]] websites dedicated to the cause [[BayHorseCrew|YOU CAN BE SAVED!]]

*[http://www.freedomfchs.org/JuneAction07flyer The truth from the man at right]
*[http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/ This site is run by a woman called who calls herself Heart so you know it's credible]
*[http://www.mindjustice.org/symptoms.htm If you have any of these <strike>delusions</strike> symptoms, you are a victim of mind control]
*[http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/victm-hm.htm All of these accounts are 100% true]
*[http://raven1.net/perpsurv.htm So are these]
*[http://www.mindjustice.org/iranian.jpg Who you gonna call?]
*[http://raven1.net/perpform.htm This is a serious questionnaire]
*[http://www.mindjustice.org/victims.htm Electronic government weapons are zapping burns in my face and overhead power lines emit rays that stab my back and make my brain feel swollen], [[srsly]]

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