Miltopia - Revision history

CLU: Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by imported>JuniusThaddeus

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Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>JuniusThaddeus|imported>JuniusThaddeus]]

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	Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme\|old]].		Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme\|old]].

	Miltopia admits that he has hundreds of YouTube [[~~win~~]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not ~~win~~]].		Miltopia admits that he has hundreds of YouTube [[gay]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not gay]].

	He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|over nine thousand times]].		He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|over nine thousand times]].

	== How to be Miltopian ==		== How to be Miltopian: ==

	*'''Arguing''': Accuse your opponent of [[butthurt]]. Declare e-[[victory]].		*'''Arguing''': Accuse your opponent of [[butthurt]]. Declare e-[[victory]].
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	*[[GRIDS]]		*[[GRIDS]]

	...and has decided to [[done with ED\|"quit" ED forever]], but watches this article 24 hours a day, no sleeping, no work, no school, no sex, no friends, no life, just sitting here watching it. Watching... Within less than a minute of it being edited, he is back to add in whine about how [[~~Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop~~\|Samsara is watching him all the time]] and how he constantly hears voices. He keeps saying "Oh god Samsara is talking in my head! I see him everywhere! Everyone is Samsara! I got to kill my parents because I know they're Samsara!!"		...and has decided to [[done with ED\|"quit" ED forever]], but watches this article 24 hours a day, no sleeping, no work, no school, no sex, no friends, no life, just sitting here watching it. Watching... Within less than a minute of it being edited, he is back to add in whine about how [[Jeff_Goldblum_is_Watching_You_Poop\|Samsara is watching him all the time]] and how he constantly hears voices. He keeps saying "Oh god Samsara is talking in my head! I see him everywhere! Everyone is Samsara! I got to kill my parents because I know they're Samsara!!"

	== Miltopia's life purpose ==		== Miltopia's life purpose ==

	[[~~Miltopia Hates Non~~-Internet-~~Related Articles~~\|''Miltopia Hates Non-Internet-Related Articles]]'' (colloquially referred to as '''[[NAMBLA\|MHNIRA]]''') is a [[fact]]. This article was created to piss '''Miltopia''' off because he puts the baleet template on everything. BUT HE CAN'T DELETE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT REFERS TO AN INTERNET USER THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF MILTOPIA, MAKING IT INTERNET-RELATED! HA! lol.		[[Miltopia_Hates_Non-Internet-Related_Articles\|''Miltopia Hates Non-Internet-Related Articles]]'' (colloquially referred to as '''[[NAMBLA\|MHNIRA]]''') is a [[fact]]. This article was created to piss '''Miltopia''' off because he puts the baleet template on everything. BUT HE CAN'T DELETE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT REFERS TO AN INTERNET USER THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF MILTOPIA, MAKING IT INTERNET-RELATED! HA! lol.

	== See ~~also~~ ==		== See Also ==

	*[[Samsara]] - Miltopia's e-nemy		*[[Samsara]] - Miltopia's e-nemy
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	*[[Unwarranted self importance]]		*[[Unwarranted self importance]]

	== External ~~links~~ ==		== External Links ==

	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Karwynn Miltopia's pre-Miltopia TOW account]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Karwynn Miltopia's pre-Miltopia TOW account]

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (2)

2024-08-25T15:05:46Z

win, replaced: gay → win (2)

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	Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme\|old]].		Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme\|old]].

	Miltopia admits that he has hundreds of YouTube [[~~gay~~]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not ~~gay~~]].		Miltopia admits that he has hundreds of YouTube [[win]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not win]].

	He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|over nine thousand times]].		He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|over nine thousand times]].

	== How to be Miltopian: ==		== How to be Miltopian ==

	*'''Arguing''': Accuse your opponent of [[butthurt]]. Declare e-[[victory]].		*'''Arguing''': Accuse your opponent of [[butthurt]]. Declare e-[[victory]].
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	*[[GRIDS]]		*[[GRIDS]]

	...and has decided to [[done with ED\|"quit" ED forever]], but watches this article 24 hours a day, no sleeping, no work, no school, no sex, no friends, no life, just sitting here watching it. Watching... Within less than a minute of it being edited, he is back to add in whine about how [[~~Jeff_Goldblum_is_Watching_You_Poop~~\|Samsara is watching him all the time]] and how he constantly hears voices. He keeps saying "Oh god Samsara is talking in my head! I see him everywhere! Everyone is Samsara! I got to kill my parents because I know they're Samsara!!"		...and has decided to [[done with ED\|"quit" ED forever]], but watches this article 24 hours a day, no sleeping, no work, no school, no sex, no friends, no life, just sitting here watching it. Watching... Within less than a minute of it being edited, he is back to add in whine about how [[Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop\|Samsara is watching him all the time]] and how he constantly hears voices. He keeps saying "Oh god Samsara is talking in my head! I see him everywhere! Everyone is Samsara! I got to kill my parents because I know they're Samsara!!"

	== Miltopia's life purpose ==		== Miltopia's life purpose ==

	[[~~Miltopia_Hates_Non~~-Internet-~~Related_Articles~~\|''Miltopia Hates Non-Internet-Related Articles]]'' (colloquially referred to as '''[[NAMBLA\|MHNIRA]]''') is a [[fact]]. This article was created to piss '''Miltopia''' off because he puts the baleet template on everything. BUT HE CAN'T DELETE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT REFERS TO AN INTERNET USER THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF MILTOPIA, MAKING IT INTERNET-RELATED! HA! lol.		[[Miltopia Hates Non-Internet-Related Articles\|''Miltopia Hates Non-Internet-Related Articles]]'' (colloquially referred to as '''[[NAMBLA\|MHNIRA]]''') is a [[fact]]. This article was created to piss '''Miltopia''' off because he puts the baleet template on everything. BUT HE CAN'T DELETE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT REFERS TO AN INTERNET USER THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF MILTOPIA, MAKING IT INTERNET-RELATED! HA! lol.

	== See ~~Also~~ ==		== See also ==

	*[[Samsara]] - Miltopia's e-nemy		*[[Samsara]] - Miltopia's e-nemy
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	*[[Unwarranted self importance]]		*[[Unwarranted self importance]]

	== External ~~Links~~ ==		== External links ==

	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Karwynn Miltopia's pre-Miltopia TOW account]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Karwynn Miltopia's pre-Miltopia TOW account]

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Repairing link.

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Repairing link.

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	*[http://~~www~~.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Karwynn Miltopia's pre-Miltopia TOW account]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Karwynn Miltopia's pre-Miltopia TOW account]
	*[http://www.nationstates.net/-1/page=display_region/region=miltopia NationStates: Miltopia] - Miltopia is also a nation		*[http://www.nationstates.net/-1/page=display_region/region=miltopia NationStates: Miltopia] - Miltopia is also a nation

imported>Hipcrime at 01:54, 24 March 2013

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	~~{{eduser\|Miltopia}}~~
	[[File:MILTOWPIA.png\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]		[[File:MILTOWPIA.png\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]
	Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia\|ToW]]!		Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia\|ToW]]!

imported>SWfan: /* See Also */

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imported>Hipcrime: moving missing images to talkpage

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moving missing images to talkpage

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	[[File:Miltopia.jpg\|thumb\|I PLAY MY MILTOPIA FOR 3 DAMAGE!!111]]		[[File:Miltopia.jpg\|thumb\|I PLAY MY MILTOPIA FOR 3 DAMAGE!!111]]
	[[File:Miltopia.png\|thumb\|[[Some argue]] Miltopia is the biggest fail since...well...Ever]]		[[File:Miltopia.png\|thumb\|[[Some argue]] Miltopia is the biggest fail since...well...Ever]]
	~~[[File:Miltopiapic_thatsreallyaman.jpg\|thumb\|[[I'd hit it]]]]~~

	Miltopia (known to Jimbo Wales as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370 Milpitas]) is a stupid faggot, and closet furry whose name has become synonymous with "failure". Every single shitty stupid unfunny ED user is a sockpuppet of Miltopia. It has been determined that 95.631% of ED's userbase is, in fact, Miltopia; soon the website will be renamed entirely to '''Encyclopedia Miltopia'''.		Miltopia (known to Jimbo Wales as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370 Milpitas]) is a stupid faggot, and closet furry whose name has become synonymous with "failure". Every single shitty stupid unfunny ED user is a sockpuppet of Miltopia. It has been determined that 95.631% of ED's userbase is, in fact, Miltopia; soon the website will be renamed entirely to '''Encyclopedia Miltopia'''.
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	[[File:Branded.jpeg\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Miltopia [[cry\|enjoyed]] a [[pain series\|relaxing]] two week vacation [[IRL]] courtesy of his generous employer, Boss [[Weev]]los.]]		[[File:Branded.jpeg\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Miltopia [[cry\|enjoyed]] a [[pain series\|relaxing]] two week vacation [[IRL]] courtesy of his generous employer, Boss [[Weev]]los.]]

	~~[[File:Miltopia_doesn%27t_exist.png\|thumb\|center\|700px\|Miltopia has been bombed back to the Stone Age...and [[nothing of value was lost]]]]~~

	After he was [[banned]] for the [[over 9000\|9,001st]] time, Miltopia cited personal reasons, including...		After he was [[banned]] for the [[over 9000\|9,001st]] time, Miltopia cited personal reasons, including...
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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

	~~[[File:Miltopiabauderlol.JPG\|thumb\|center\|800px\|[[Blu Aardvark]] - Suspected Miltopia [[sockpuppet]]]]~~

	*[[User:Miltopia]] - The boy himself		*[[User:Miltopia]] - The boy himself

imported>Hipcrime: img width, stray markup

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	[[File:MILTOWPIA.png\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]		[[File:MILTOWPIA.png\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]
	Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia\|ToW]]!		Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia\|ToW]]!
	[[File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG\|thumb\|center\|~~500px~~\|The epic block itself.]]		[[File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG\|thumb\|center\|800px\|The epic block itself.]]

	[[File:Freak_pig.jpg\|thumb\|This is Miltopia's [[fursona]]: '''FrækPig'''!]]		[[File:Freak_pig.jpg\|thumb\|This is Miltopia's [[fursona]]: '''FrækPig'''!]]
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	Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme\|old]].		Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme\|old]].

	Miltopia admits] that he has hundreds of YouTube [[gay]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not gay]].		Miltopia admits that he has hundreds of YouTube [[gay]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not gay]].

	He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|over nine thousand times]].		He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|over nine thousand times]].

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	~~{{eduser\|Miltopia}}~~
	[[File:MILTOWPIA.png\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]		[[File:MILTOWPIA.png\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]
	Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia\|ToW]]!		Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia\|ToW]]!

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	[[File:MILTOWPIA.png\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]		[[File:MILTOWPIA.png\|thumb\|center\|800px\|Oh Shi...'''MILTOPIA HAS AIDS!'''[[File:MiltopiaIDS.png]]]]
	Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia\|ToW]]!		Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on [[Wikipedia\|ToW]]!
	[[File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG\|thumb\|center\|~~500px~~\|The epic block itself.]]		[[File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG\|thumb\|center\|800px\|The epic block itself.]]

	[[File:Freak_pig.jpg\|thumb\|This is Miltopia's [[fursona]]: '''FrækPig'''!]]		[[File:Freak_pig.jpg\|thumb\|This is Miltopia's [[fursona]]: '''FrækPig'''!]]
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	Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme\|old]].		Everything Miltopia touches turns to [[unfunny]], like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered [[old meme\|old]].

	Miltopia admits] that he has hundreds of YouTube [[gay]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not gay]].		Miltopia admits that he has hundreds of YouTube [[gay]] kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as [[not gay]].

	He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|over nine thousand times]].		He has has been kicked from ED IRC [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!\|over nine thousand times]].

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

	*[[User:Miltopia]] - The boy himself
	*[[Samsara]] - Miltopia's e-nemy		*[[Samsara]] - Miltopia's e-nemy
	*[[The Internet Is Serious Business]] - Miltopia's guiding philosophy		*[[The Internet Is Serious Business]] - Miltopia's guiding philosophy