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imported>Uberfukken at 03:03, 14 March 2019

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	[[Image:Mike_D_Nieves.jpg\|thumb\|<center>'''Mr. Nieves'''</center>]]		[[Image:Mike_D_Nieves.jpg\|thumb\|<center>'''Mr. Nieves'''</center>]]

	~~== Introduction ==~~

	Virus (Powerword: '''Michael Daniel Nieves''') was part of an extinct species of the genus [[Homo]], possibly a subspecies of Homo sapiens, who started stealing AOL accounts several years after AOL started to become irrelevant. He is closely related to Xbox Live E-thugs, differing in DNA by only 0.3%, just twice the variability across contemporary [[script kiddies]]. Remains left by virus include a stack of AOL trial CDs, a few post-it notes covered with Lexis Nexis logins, and a copy of [[Kevin Mitnick]]'s The Art of Deception, all of which were found in the Staten Island area.		Virus (Powerword: '''Michael Daniel Nieves''') was part of an extinct species of the genus [[Homo]], possibly a subspecies of Homo sapiens, who started stealing AOL accounts several years after AOL started to become irrelevant. He is closely related to Xbox Live E-thugs, differing in DNA by only 0.3%, just twice the variability across contemporary [[script kiddies]]. Remains left by virus include a stack of AOL trial CDs, a few post-it notes covered with Lexis Nexis logins, and a copy of [[Kevin Mitnick]]'s The Art of Deception, all of which were found in the Staten Island area.
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	== Timeline from the fossil record ==		== Timeline from the fossil record ==

	[[Image:Sabu tweet mike virus.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|<center>Snitch vs Snitch</center>]]		[[Image:Sabu tweet mike virus.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|<center>Snitch vs Snitch</center>]]

	Circa 2004-2005, Mike dropped out of school instead of getting kicked out for fighting. According to his own mother (see above), he was always in special ed classes, because he kept getting into fights with his human classmates.		Circa 2004-2005, Mike dropped out of school instead of getting kicked out for fighting. According to his own mother (see above), he was always in special ed classes, because he kept getting into fights with his human classmates.

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	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==

	{{main\|Mikevirus/Logs}}		{{main\|Mikevirus/Logs}}

	[[File:Michael Nieves aka virus crying about wtfux.png\|center]]		[[File:Michael Nieves aka virus crying about wtfux.png\|center]]

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://www.infoworld.com/d/security-central/ny-teen-hacks-aol-infects-systems-818 NY teen hacks AOL, infects systems]		*[http://www.infoworld.com/d/security-central/ny-teen-hacks-aol-infects-systems-818 NY teen hacks AOL, infects systems]
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	*[http://nymag.com/news/features/lulzsec-sabu-2012-6/index5.html Some tl;dr article about Sabu]		*[http://nymag.com/news/features/lulzsec-sabu-2012-6/index5.html Some tl;dr article about Sabu]
	*[http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2007/05/always_two_ther/ Teen Charged in AOL Hacks is a Fall Guy, Says Crime Mentor — Update]		*[http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2007/05/always_two_ther/ Teen Charged in AOL Hacks is a Fall Guy, Says Crime Mentor — Update]
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	*[http://nymag.com/news/features/lulzsec-sabu-2012-6/index5.html Some tl;dr article about Sabu]		*[http://nymag.com/news/features/lulzsec-sabu-2012-6/index5.html Some tl;dr article about Sabu]
	*[http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2007/05/always_two_ther/ Teen Charged in AOL Hacks is a Fall Guy, Says Crime Mentor — Update]		*[http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2007/05/always_two_ther/ Teen Charged in AOL Hacks is a Fall Guy, Says Crime Mentor — Update]
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	<center>'''Dramatic re-enactment of Sabu vs Virus aka Dumb & Dumber Part 2'''</center><br />		<center>'''Dramatic re-enactment of Sabu vs Virus aka Dumb & Dumber Part 3'''</center><br />
	Late in 2012, CosmoTheGod (Powerword: '''Eric Tristan Taylor''') doxed Mike's immediate family in the same way Mike doxed Kevin Mitnick (and for the same reasons). He got bonus points for violating his probation while doing so, then discarding Mike like a used condom and turning his attention to the [[Westboro Baptist Church]], [[Souljaboy]], and [[Jennifer Emick]]. They are now friends, and presumably Mike is trying to lure the underaged Eric to New York in order to molest him, since his kid is too small.		Late in 2012, CosmoTheGod (Powerword: '''Eric Tristan Taylor''') doxed Mike's immediate family in the same way Mike doxed Kevin Mitnick (and for the same reasons). He got bonus points for violating his probation while doing so, then discarding Mike like a used condom and turning his attention to the [[Westboro Baptist Church]], [[Souljaboy]], and [[Jennifer Emick]]. They are now friends, and presumably Mike is trying to lure the underaged Eric to New York in order to molest him, since his kid is too small.

	In 2013, virus was seen [[whiteknight]]ing for both CosmoTheGod and [[zeekill]] on [[Twitter]] and [[IRC]], primarily by being [[butthurt]] for some reason about the fact that [[User:Nachash\|nachash]] [http://doxb.in/misc/emails_to_joshthegods_fbi_handler.txt once bullied JoshTheGod's FBI handler into making Josh go dark for a few weeks]. It has been noted that both zee and Cosmo are taller than average 16 year old boys, which can only mean that Mike has another fetish, in addition to infants.		In 2013, virus was seen [[whiteknight]]ing for both CosmoTheGod and [[zeekill]] on [[Twitter]] and [[IRC]], primarily by being [[butthurt]] for some reason about the fact that [[User:Nachash\|nachash]] [http://doxb.in/misc/emails_to_joshthegods_fbi_handler.txt once bullied JoshTheGod's FBI handler into making Josh go dark for a few weeks]. It has been noted that both zee and Cosmo are taller than average 16 year old boys, which can only mean that Mike has another fetish, in addition to infants.

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imported>Nachash at 20:18, 16 November 2013

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	== Introduction ==		== Introduction ==

	Virus (Powerword: '''Michael D. Nieves''') was part of an extinct species of the genus [[Homo]], possibly a subspecies of Homo sapiens, who started stealing AOL accounts several years after AOL started to become irrelevant. He is closely related to Xbox Live E-thugs, differing in DNA by only 0.3%, just twice the variability across contemporary [[script kiddies]]. Remains left by virus include a stack of AOL trial CDs, a few post-it notes covered with Lexis Nexis logins, and a copy of [[Kevin Mitnick]]'s The Art of Deception, all of which were found in the Staten Island area.		Virus (Powerword: '''Michael Daniel Nieves''') was part of an extinct species of the genus [[Homo]], possibly a subspecies of Homo sapiens, who started stealing AOL accounts several years after AOL started to become irrelevant. He is closely related to Xbox Live E-thugs, differing in DNA by only 0.3%, just twice the variability across contemporary [[script kiddies]]. Remains left by virus include a stack of AOL trial CDs, a few post-it notes covered with Lexis Nexis logins, and a copy of [[Kevin Mitnick]]'s The Art of Deception, all of which were found in the Staten Island area.

	Behaviorally, the subspecies of AOL social engineers which virus belonged to is very similar to (but less advanced than) the modern day Xbox Live/HackForums/[[Skype]] skid. Despite being more primitive than his Xbox Live descendants, mikevirus has been somewhat deified by them because he was one of the first mammals to really be known to the wider world for stealing accounts. This form of ancestor worship has persisted into the present day. Even though he professes to be unable to actually use computers (it will be left as an exercise to the reader to determine whether this is due to [[spic\|racial differences]] or due to his aforementioned classification outside of homo sapiens), litte Michael somehow doesn't see the hypocrisy in criticizing the skills of others.		Behaviorally, the subspecies of AOL social engineers which virus belonged to is very similar to (but less advanced than) the modern day Xbox Live/HackForums/[[Skype]] skid. Despite being more primitive than his Xbox Live descendants, mikevirus has been somewhat deified by them because he was one of the first mammals to really be known to the wider world for stealing accounts. This form of ancestor worship has persisted into the present day. Even though he professes to be unable to actually use computers (it will be left as an exercise to the reader to determine whether this is due to [[spic\|racial differences]] or due to his aforementioned classification outside of homo sapiens), litte Michael somehow doesn't see the hypocrisy in criticizing the skills of others.

	Anatomically, virus is very similar to modern humans, ~~with~~ a cranial capacity between 750-1100cc. The less developed brain (as evidenced by his own mother calling him a special ed student to reporters, primarily due to his tendency to [[chimpout\|chimp out]] on everyone for no reason at all) and smaller size are the primary physical differences which separate him from real humans.		Anatomically, virus is very similar to modern humans, but has a cranial capacity between 750-1100cc. The less developed brain (as evidenced by his own mother calling him a special ed student to reporters, primarily due to his tendency to [[chimpout\|chimp out]] on everyone for no reason at all) and smaller size are the primary physical differences which separate him from real humans.

	== Timeline from the fossil record ==		== Timeline from the fossil record ==
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	<center>'''Dramatic re-enactment of Sabu vs Virus aka Dumb & Dumber Part 2'''</center><br />		<center>'''Dramatic re-enactment of Sabu vs Virus aka Dumb & Dumber Part 2'''</center><br />
	Late in 2012, CosmoTheGod (Powerword: '''Eric Tristan Taylor''') doxed Mike's immediate family in the same way Mike doxed Kevin Mitnick (and for the same reasons). He got bonus points for violating his probation while doing so, then discarding Mike like a used condom and turning his attention to the [[Westboro Baptist Church]], [[Souljaboy]], and [[Jennifer Emick]]. They are now friends, and presumably Mike is trying to lure the underaged Eric to New York in order to molest him, since his kid is too small.		Late in 2012, CosmoTheGod (Powerword: '''Eric Tristan Taylor''') doxed Mike's immediate family in the same way Mike doxed Kevin Mitnick (and for the same reasons). He got bonus points for violating his probation while doing so, then discarding Mike like a used condom and turning his attention to the [[Westboro Baptist Church]], [[Souljaboy]], and [[Jennifer Emick]]. They are now friends, and presumably Mike is trying to lure the underaged Eric to New York in order to molest him, since his kid is too small.

			In 2013, virus was seen [[whiteknight]]ing for both CosmoTheGod and [[zeekill]] on [[Twitter]] and [[IRC]], primarily by being [[butthurt]] for some reason about the fact that [[User:Nachash\|nachash]] [http://doxb.in/misc/emails_to_joshthegods_fbi_handler.txt once bullied JoshTheGod's FBI handler into making Josh go dark for a few weeks]. It has been noted that both zee and Cosmo are taller than average 16 year old boys, which can only mean that Mike has another fetish, in addition to infants.

	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==