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Stoic Sigma 2: /* Chitwood goes after the kids */ flavor language

2026-04-24T16:48:23Z

Chitwood goes after the kids: flavor language

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	*'''Carlo "Kingston" Dorelli''' (11), Creekside Middle School		*'''Carlo "Kingston" Dorelli''' (11), Creekside Middle School
	Jokingly showed off his arsenal of air soft guns, knives, swords and a hit list to his classmates through FaceTime calls, leading to his arrest on Sept. 16, 2024. Ironically, it was another 11-year-old boy that ratted him out who was involved in similar activities.		Jokingly showed off his arsenal of air soft guns, knives, swords and a hit list to his classmates through FaceTime calls, leading to his arrest on Sept. 16, 2024. Ironically, it was another 11-year-old boy that ratted him out who was involved in similar activities. Fucking snitches.
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	*'''Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance''' (17 & 16), T. Dewitt Taylor Middle-High		*'''Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance''' (17 & 16), T. Dewitt Taylor Middle-High
	Shortly after their school broadcasted an announcement warning students that all threats would be taken seriously and could lead to arrest, Trinity posted a picture of her school laptop on [[Snapchat]] captioned with “Imma shoot up the school”, Brayden commented “Same”, then they were both arrested on Sep. 18, 2024.		Shortly after their school broadcasted an announcement warning students that all threats would be taken seriously (too seriously if you ask me) and could lead to arrest, Trinity posted a picture of her school laptop on [[Snapchat]] captioned with “Imma shoot up the school”, Brayden commented “Same”, then they were both arrested on Sep. 18, 2024.

	Perp walk video: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=505488772279311&vanity=sheriffchitwood&http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc2OTAzNjYxOTAwMCwiciI6Imh0dHBzOlwvXC93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbVwvIn0%3D		Perp walk video: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=505488772279311&vanity=sheriffchitwood&http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc2OTAzNjYxOTAwMCwiciI6Imh0dHBzOlwvXC93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbVwvIn0%3D
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	===Onideus Mad Hatter Saves The Kids===		===Onideus Mad Hatter Saves The Kids===
	Some time in 2025, the ever-prevalent [[lolcow]], [[Onideus Mad Hatter]], came to prominence once again after sending a death threat (if we are to use the word “threat” loosely) to Mike Chitwood and getting the whole escalator of shame treatment as a result of it. Apparently Mr. Onideus had the balls to criticise Shitwood's violent abuse of these children at taxpayer expense because their mugshots were being sourced into the paedo Wayne Ivey's [[AI art\|AI-generated child pornography]] or something like that.		Some time in 2025, the ever-prevalent [[lolcow]], [[Onideus Mad Hatter]], came to prominence once again after sending a death threat (if we are to use the word “threat” loosely) to Mike Chitwood and getting the whole escalator of shame treatment as a result of it. Apparently Mr. Onideus had the balls to criticise Shitwood's violent abuse of these children at taxpayer expense because their mugshots were being sourced into the paedo Wayne Ivey's [[AI art\|AI-generated child pornography]] or something like that.


	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

Crow caw at 12:18, 24 April 2026

2026-04-24T12:18:05Z

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	==Chitwood declares war on 4chan==		==Chitwood declares war on 4chan==
	[[File:GDL highway banner.jpeg\|220px\|left]]		[[File:GDL highway banner.jpeg\|220px\|left]]
	Beginning in [[2023]], Mike Chitwood rose to e-prominence by targeting users of [[4chan]]. It all started when the [[Goyim Defense League]] trolled the Daytona International Speedway by hanging [[funny\|antisemitic]] banners over it, causing Mike Chitwood to dis them, causing 4chan nazis to post about their fantasies to kill him (in Minecraft, of course), causing many of them to get arrested and extradited to Florida so they could ride down the escalator of shame at the Florida airport where Chitwood could greet them personally at the bottom because Chitwood likes to get the last laugh. In fact, you don’t even need to necessarily threaten Chitwood's life to get on his shitlist; people like [[Richard Golden]] only suggested somebody should kill Mike Chitwood (in a video game no less) and still got a year's worth of jail time. In an act of hypocrisy, Shitwood is trying to execute people who even criticise him. Ultimately, Mike Chitwood views it as essential to crush the First Amendment because it allegedly allowed shit like the [[Payton Gendron\|Buffalo Supermarket Shooting]] to happen.		Beginning in [[2023]], Mike Chitwood rose to e-prominence by targeting users of [[4chan]]. It all started when the [[Goyim Defense League]] trolled the Daytona International Speedway by hanging [[funny\|antisemitic]] banners over it, causing Mike Chitwood to dis them, causing 4chan nazis to post about their fantasies to kill him (in Minecraft, of course), causing many of them to get arrested and extradited to Florida so they could ride down the escalator of shame at the Florida airport where Chitwood could greet them personally at the bottom because Chitwood likes to get the last laugh. In fact, you don’t even need to necessarily threaten Chitwood's life to get on his shitlist; people like [[Richard Golden]] only suggested somebody should kill Mike Chitwood (in a video game no less) and still got a year's worth of jail time. In an act of hypocrisy, Shitwood is trying to execute people who even criticise him. Ultimately, Mike Chitwood views it as essential to crush the First Amendment because it allegedly allowed shit like the [[Payton Gendron\|Buffalo Supermarket Shooting]] to happen. Shitwood supports amnesty for [[illegal aliens]], all because he gets even richer locking them up. He voted for [[Kamala]] in 2024.

	==Chitwood goes after the kids==		==Chitwood goes after the kids==

Couscous at 23:22, 22 April 2026

2026-04-22T23:22:47Z

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	*[[Joe Lieberman]] - a politician arguably even more Jewey and anti-lulz than Chitwood is. He wants you arrested just for being [[Goth]] or playing [[DOOM]]. The good news is Lie-burman is burning in hell where he belongs.		*[[Joe Lieberman]] - a politician arguably even more Jewey and anti-lulz than Chitwood is. He wants you arrested just for being [[Goth]] or playing [[DOOM]]. The good news is Lie-burman is burning in hell where he belongs.
	*[[Grady Judd]] - an even more violent version of Shitwood with an even bigger ego and equally obnoxious cult of personality known for stupid cringe propaganda videos. The only difference is Judd targets [[niggers]] and [[spics]].		*[[Grady Judd]] - an even more violent version of Shitwood with an even bigger ego and equally obnoxious cult of personality known for stupid cringe propaganda videos. The only difference is Judd targets [[niggers]] and [[spics]].
	*[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - ~~one~~ of his victims.		*[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - One of his victims.
	*[[Richard Golden]] - ~~another~~ one of his victims.		*[[Richard Golden]] - Another one of his victims.
	*[[Houston]] - ~~home~~ of many Shitwood copycats, from John Whitmire (aka Shitfire) to David Fleischer (who is also a paedo).		*[[Houston]] - Home of many Shitwood copycats, from John Whitmire (aka Shitfire) to David Fleischer (who is also a paedo).
	*[[Mahathir bin Mohamad]] - [[muzzy]] version of Shitwood		*[[Mahathir bin Mohamad]] - [[muzzy]] version of Shitwood
	*[[The Simpsons]] - ~~where~~ Shitwood belongs		*[[The Simpsons]] - Where Shitwood belongs
	*[[VPN]] - so Shitwood and his fellow surveillance state actors cannot monitor ~~your internet activity as easily. Seriously, Florida sheriffs operate some~~ [[~~China~~]]~~-level internet surveillance!~~		*[[VPN]] - So Shitwood and his fellow surveillance state actors cannot monitor you searching up [[pr0ns]] as easily.

	==External Links so you can troll the fucker==		==External Links so you can troll the fucker==

Crow caw: /* See Also */

2026-04-22T22:42:07Z

Crow caw: /* See Also */

2026-03-23T07:32:13Z

Stoic Sigma 2: /* External Links so you can troll the fucker */ Chitwood’s is an irrefutable Jew lover

2026-03-21T14:10:55Z

External Links so you can troll the fucker: Chitwood’s is an irrefutable Jew lover

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Crow caw: fuck Shitwood

2026-03-21T07:12:51Z

fuck Shitwood

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	[[File:Mike Chitwood bra pic.jpeg\|220px\|left]]		[[File:Mike Chitwood bra pic.jpeg\|220px\|left]]
	{{Elaw}}		{{Elaw}}
	'''Mike Chitwood''', a.k.a. '''Kike Shitwood'''{{Jew}}, is a former [[Florida]] sheriff turned full-time [[Internet police]]man with a hate-boner for those [[4chan]] [[trolls]]. What separates him from most of the casuals is his ~~ability to~~ actually ~~send those trolls~~ to jail.		'''Mike Chitwood''', a.k.a. '''Kike Shitwood'''{{Jew}}, is a former [[Florida]] sheriff turned full-time [[Internet police]] Gestapo man with a hate-boner for those [[4chan]] [[trolls]]. He is a notable [[snowflake]] who launches into violent hissy fits in response to any criticism of his retarded bullshit. What separates him from most of the casuals is his intense sexual fetish for actually sending people who offend him to jail. Shitwood is basically a liberal version of the equally nasty blowhard [[Grady Judd]] and the creepy pervert [[Wayne Ivey]]. All Florida sheriffs are the modern Gestapo.

	==Chitwood declares war on 4chan==		==Chitwood declares war on 4chan==
	[[File:GDL highway banner.jpeg\|220px\|left]]		[[File:GDL highway banner.jpeg\|220px\|left]]
	Beginning in [[2023]], Mike Chitwood rose to e-prominence by targeting users of [[4chan]]. It all started when the [[Goyim Defense League]] trolled the Daytona International Speedway by hanging [[funny\|antisemitic]] banners over it, causing Mike Chitwood to dis them, causing 4chan nazis to post about their fantasies to kill him (in Minecraft, of course), causing many of them to get arrested and extradited to Florida so they could ride down the escalator of shame at the Florida airport where Chitwood could greet them personally at the bottom because Chitwood likes to get the last laugh. In fact, you don’t even need to necessarily threaten Chitwood's life to get on his shitlist; people like [[Richard Golden]] only suggested somebody should kill Mike Chitwood (in a video game no less) and still got a year's worth of jail time. Ultimately, Mike Chitwood views it as essential to crush the First Amendment because it allowed shit like the [[Payton Gendron\|Buffalo Supermarket Shooting]] to happen.		Beginning in [[2023]], Mike Chitwood rose to e-prominence by targeting users of [[4chan]]. It all started when the [[Goyim Defense League]] trolled the Daytona International Speedway by hanging [[funny\|antisemitic]] banners over it, causing Mike Chitwood to dis them, causing 4chan nazis to post about their fantasies to kill him (in Minecraft, of course), causing many of them to get arrested and extradited to Florida so they could ride down the escalator of shame at the Florida airport where Chitwood could greet them personally at the bottom because Chitwood likes to get the last laugh. In fact, you don’t even need to necessarily threaten Chitwood's life to get on his shitlist; people like [[Richard Golden]] only suggested somebody should kill Mike Chitwood (in a video game no less) and still got a year's worth of jail time. In an act of hypocrisy, Shitwood is trying to execute people who even criticise him. Ultimately, Mike Chitwood views it as essential to crush the First Amendment because it allegedly allowed shit like the [[Payton Gendron\|Buffalo Supermarket Shooting]] to happen.

	==Chitwood goes after the kids==		==Chitwood goes after the kids==

	[[File:Minecraft don’t go to school meme.jpeg\|thumb\|left\|Post this and the [[consequences will never be the same]].]]		[[File:Minecraft don’t go to school meme.jpeg\|thumb\|left\|Post this and the [[consequences will never be the same]].]]
	Sometime in ~~2024~~, Chitwood began arresting and perp-walking kids for posting [[school shooting]] threats online. The department also made sure to release their face [[dox]]es and [[powerword]]s as a form of punishment through public humiliation via their “Naming and Shaming” policy; forever screwing up their future prospects just for sharing [[edgy]] [[memes]] online or having a dark and sordid sense of humor. This caused much butthurt among [[free speech]] advocates and [[~~columbiners~~]], although ~~if any of them were serious about shooting up their school, than I guess you could just call it Natural Selection~~.		Sometime in 2018, Chitwood began arresting and perp-walking kids for posting [[school shooting]] threats online. The department also made sure to release their face [[dox]]es and [[powerword]]s as a form of punishment through public humiliation via their “Naming and Shaming” policy; forever screwing up their future prospects just for sharing [[edgy]] [[memes]] online or having a dark and sordid sense of humor. This caused much butthurt among [[free speech]] advocates and [[libertarians]], although "tough on crime" extremists like Shitwood and his bootlickers view these extreme tactics as somehow normal because fuck [[pussies\|human rights]].

	Since ~~Chitwood~~ and company gleefully released these kids' information to the public, we might as well cover some of them with their mugshots to boot as certificates of their badassery:		Since Shitwood and company gleefully released these kids' information to the public, we might as well cover some of them with their mugshots to boot as certificates of their badassery:

	:''see also: [[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures]]''		:''see also: [[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures]]''
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	===Onideus Mad Hatter Saves The Kids===		===Onideus Mad Hatter Saves The Kids===
	Some time in 2025, the ever-prevalent [[lolcow]], [[Onideus Mad Hatter]], came to prominence once again after sending a death threat (if we are to use the word “threat” loosely) to Mike Chitwood and getting the whole escalator of shame treatment as a result of it. Apparently Mr. Onideus ~~was upset with Chitwood~~'s ~~treatment~~ of these children because their mugshots were being sourced into ~~his~~ [[AI art\|AI-generated child pornography]] or something like that.		Some time in 2025, the ever-prevalent [[lolcow]], [[Onideus Mad Hatter]], came to prominence once again after sending a death threat (if we are to use the word “threat” loosely) to Mike Chitwood and getting the whole escalator of shame treatment as a result of it. Apparently Mr. Onideus had the balls to criticise Shitwood's violent abuse of these children at taxpayer expense because their mugshots were being sourced into the paedo Wayne Ivey's [[AI art\|AI-generated child pornography]] or something like that.


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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Joe Lieberman]] - a politician even more Jewey and anti-lulz than Chitwood is. He wants you arrested just for being [[Goth]] or playing [[DOOM]].		*[[Joe Lieberman]] - a politician arguably even more Jewey and anti-lulz than Chitwood is. He wants you arrested just for being [[Goth]] or playing [[DOOM]]. The good news is Lie-burman is burning in hell where he belongs.
			*[[Grady Judd]] - an even more violent version of Shitwood with an event bigger ego and equally obnoxious cult of personality known for stupid cringe propaganda videos. The only difference is Judd targets [[niggers]] and [[spics]].
	*[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - one of his victims.		*[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - one of his victims.
	*[[Richard Golden]] - another one of his victims.		*[[Richard Golden]] - another one of his victims.
			*[[Houston]] - home of many Shitwood copycats, from John Whitmire (aka Shitfire) to David Fleischer (who is also a paedo).

	==External Links==		==External Links so you can troll the fucker==
	*{{Facebook\|sheriffchitwood\|His Facebook}}		*{{Facebook\|sheriffchitwood\|His Facebook}}
	*{{Twitter\|SheriffChitwood\|His Twitter}}		*{{Twitter\|SheriffChitwood\|His Twitter}}
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	{{Politics}}		{{Politics}}
	{{serious Business}}		{{serious Business}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

PooF9 at 15:44, 28 February 2026

2026-02-28T15:44:21Z

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	[[File:Mike Chitwood bra pic.jpeg\|~~thumb~~\|left]]		[[File:Mike Chitwood bra pic.jpeg\|220px\|left]]
	{{Elaw}}		{{Elaw}}
	'''Mike Chitwood''', a.k.a. Kike Shitwood{{Jew}}, is a former [[Florida]] sheriff turned full-time [[Internet police]]man with a hate-boner for those [[4chan]] [[trolls]]. What separates him from most of the casuals is his ability to actually send those trolls to jail.		'''Mike Chitwood''', a.k.a. '''Kike Shitwood'''{{Jew}}, is a former [[Florida]] sheriff turned full-time [[Internet police]]man with a hate-boner for those [[4chan]] [[trolls]]. What separates him from most of the casuals is his ability to actually send those trolls to jail.

	==Chitwood declares war on 4chan==		==Chitwood declares war on 4chan==
	[[File:GDL highway banner.jpeg\|~~thumb~~\|left]]		[[File:GDL highway banner.jpeg\|220px\|left]]
	Beginning in [[2023]], Mike Chitwood rose to e-prominence by targeting users of [[4chan]]. It all started when the [[Goyim Defense League]] trolled the Daytona International Speedway by hanging [[funny\|antisemitic]] banners over it, causing Mike Chitwood to dis them, causing 4chan nazis to post about their fantasies to kill him (in Minecraft, of course), causing many of them to get arrested and extradited to Florida so they could ride down the escalator of shame at the Florida airport where Chitwood could greet them personally at the bottom because Chitwood likes to get the last laugh. In fact, you don’t even need to necessarily threaten Chitwood's life to get on his shitlist; people like [[Richard Golden]] only suggested somebody should kill Mike Chitwood (in a video game no less) and still got a year's worth of jail time. Ultimately, Mike Chitwood views it as essential to crush the First Amendment because it allowed shit like the [[Payton Gendron\|Buffalo Supermarket Shooting]] to happen.		Beginning in [[2023]], Mike Chitwood rose to e-prominence by targeting users of [[4chan]]. It all started when the [[Goyim Defense League]] trolled the Daytona International Speedway by hanging [[funny\|antisemitic]] banners over it, causing Mike Chitwood to dis them, causing 4chan nazis to post about their fantasies to kill him (in Minecraft, of course), causing many of them to get arrested and extradited to Florida so they could ride down the escalator of shame at the Florida airport where Chitwood could greet them personally at the bottom because Chitwood likes to get the last laugh. In fact, you don’t even need to necessarily threaten Chitwood's life to get on his shitlist; people like [[Richard Golden]] only suggested somebody should kill Mike Chitwood (in a video game no less) and still got a year's worth of jail time. Ultimately, Mike Chitwood views it as essential to crush the First Amendment because it allowed shit like the [[Payton Gendron\|Buffalo Supermarket Shooting]] to happen.

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	:''see also: [[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures]]''		:''see also: [[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures]]''
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	*'''Carlo "Kingston" Dorelli''' (11), Creekside Middle School		*'''Carlo "Kingston" Dorelli''' (11), Creekside Middle School
	Jokingly showed off his arsenal of air soft guns, knives, swords and a hit list to his classmates through FaceTime calls, leading to his arrest on Sept. 16, 2024. Ironically, it was another 11-year-old boy that ratted him out who was involved in similar activities.		Jokingly showed off his arsenal of air soft guns, knives, swords and a hit list to his classmates through FaceTime calls, leading to his arrest on Sept. 16, 2024. Ironically, it was another 11-year-old boy that ratted him out who was involved in similar activities.
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	[[File:Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance.jpeg\|~~thumb~~\|250px]]		[[File:Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance.jpeg\|right\|250px]]
	*'''Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance''' (17 & 16), T. Dewitt Taylor Middle-High		*'''Trinity Mack & Brayden Severance''' (17 & 16), T. Dewitt Taylor Middle-High
	Shortly after their school broadcasted an announcement warning students that all threats would be taken seriously and could lead to arrest, Trinity posted a picture of her school laptop on [[Snapchat]] captioned with “Imma shoot up the school”, Brayden commented “Same”, then they were both arrested on Sep. 18, 2024.		Shortly after their school broadcasted an announcement warning students that all threats would be taken seriously and could lead to arrest, Trinity posted a picture of her school laptop on [[Snapchat]] captioned with “Imma shoot up the school”, Brayden commented “Same”, then they were both arrested on Sep. 18, 2024.
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*~~[https://www.facebook.com/~~sheriffchitwood/ His Facebook]		*{{Facebook\|sheriffchitwood\|His Facebook}}
	*~~[https://x.com/~~SheriffChitwood His Twitter]		*{{Twitter\|SheriffChitwood\|His Twitter}}
	*~~[https://www.instagram.com/~~sheriffchitwood~~/?hl=en~~ His Instagram]		*{{Instagram\|sheriffchitwood\|His Instagram}}

	{{portals\|chans\|trolls}}		{{portals\|chans\|trolls}}

CrackRabbit: removing lawsuit-bait threats

2026-02-28T15:18:38Z

removing lawsuit-bait threats

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	Some time in 2025, the ever-prevalent [[lolcow]], [[Onideus Mad Hatter]], came to prominence once again after sending a death threat (if we are to use the word “threat” loosely) to Mike Chitwood and getting the whole escalator of shame treatment as a result of it. Apparently Mr. Onideus was upset with Chitwood's treatment of these children because their mugshots were being sourced into his [[AI art\|AI-generated child pornography]] or something like that.		Some time in 2025, the ever-prevalent [[lolcow]], [[Onideus Mad Hatter]], came to prominence once again after sending a death threat (if we are to use the word “threat” loosely) to Mike Chitwood and getting the whole escalator of shame treatment as a result of it. Apparently Mr. Onideus was upset with Chitwood's treatment of these children because their mugshots were being sourced into his [[AI art\|AI-generated child pornography]] or something like that.

	~~==The Final Solution==~~
	Due to Sheriff Mike Shitwood's egregious breach of the constitution and our right to the freedom of speech, we here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] have made the unanimous decision that Sheriff Mike Chitwood must die. I’m sorry, but we at Encyclopedia Dramatica are going to kill you, LOL, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. We are anonymous, we are legion.

	~~{{rainbow\|I repeat: we are going to kill Sheriff Mike Chitwood.}}~~

	~~[[You]] can help by forwarding this message to Sheriff Mike Chitwood at Volusia Country, Florida.~~

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

Stoic Sigma 2: /* Chitwood goes after the kids */

2026-02-04T03:24:27Z

Chitwood goes after the kids

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	Hopefully, this gives you an idea of how absolutely minute some of these kids' offenses were and how Orwellian the justice response to it is.		Hopefully, this gives you an idea of how absolutely minute some of these kids' offenses were and how Orwellian the justice response to it is.

	~~Btw, feel free to add more child victims to this list.~~		And here's the rest of them:
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	===Onideus Mad Hatter Saves The Kids===		===Onideus Mad Hatter Saves The Kids===

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	*[[Mahathir bin Mohamad]] - [[muzzy]] version of Shitwood		*[[Mahathir bin Mohamad]] - [[muzzy]] version of Shitwood
	*[[The Simpsons]] - where Shitwood belongs		*[[The Simpsons]] - where Shitwood belongs
			*[[VPN]] - so Shitwood and his fellow surveillance state actors cannot monitor your internet activity as easily. Seriously, Florida sheriffs operate some [[China]]-level internet surveillance!

	==External Links so you can troll the fucker==		==External Links so you can troll the fucker==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Joe Lieberman]] - a politician arguably even more Jewey and anti-lulz than Chitwood is. He wants you arrested just for being [[Goth]] or playing [[DOOM]]. The good news is Lie-burman is burning in hell where he belongs.		*[[Joe Lieberman]] - a politician arguably even more Jewey and anti-lulz than Chitwood is. He wants you arrested just for being [[Goth]] or playing [[DOOM]]. The good news is Lie-burman is burning in hell where he belongs.
	*[[Grady Judd]] - an even more violent version of Shitwood with an ~~event~~ bigger ego and equally obnoxious cult of personality known for stupid cringe propaganda videos. The only difference is Judd targets [[niggers]] and [[spics]].		*[[Grady Judd]] - an even more violent version of Shitwood with an even bigger ego and equally obnoxious cult of personality known for stupid cringe propaganda videos. The only difference is Judd targets [[niggers]] and [[spics]].
	*[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - one of his victims.		*[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - one of his victims.
	*[[Richard Golden]] - another one of his victims.		*[[Richard Golden]] - another one of his victims.
	*[[Houston]] - home of many Shitwood copycats, from John Whitmire (aka Shitfire) to David Fleischer (who is also a paedo).		*[[Houston]] - home of many Shitwood copycats, from John Whitmire (aka Shitfire) to David Fleischer (who is also a paedo).
			*[[Mahathir bin Mohamad]] - [[muzzy]] version of Shitwood
			*[[The Simpsons]] - where Shitwood belongs

	==External Links so you can troll the fucker==		==External Links so you can troll the fucker==