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imported>Depwl9992: /* Famous midgets */ Add one more.

2022-03-08T18:55:38Z

Famous midgets: Add one more.

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	*The Midget who fucked [[Your mom\|Bridget]] and hid in the cabinet		*The Midget who fucked [[Your mom\|Bridget]] and hid in the cabinet
	*[[David Miscavige]]		*[[David Miscavige]]
			*[[Game_of_Thrones\|Tyrion Lannister]]
	*[[Family Guy\|Seth Green]]		*[[Family Guy\|Seth Green]]
	*An'janea Pointer		*An'janea Pointer

imported>Depwl9992: /* Culture */ My grammar-naziism is triggered. Also link more stuff.

2022-03-08T18:50:54Z

Culture: My grammar-naziism is triggered. Also link more stuff.

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	==Culture==		==Culture==
	Midgets don't tend to have a culture. They spend their time making really bad [[internets]] porn that is sent to you via email resulting in [[Anti-lulz]]. The "midget's" main occupations consist of being on TV or pushing trolleys around your local shopping center~~, or~~ you can buy them as pets over the black market/eBay. Some famous ~~know~~ midgets ~~are~~ Wee~~-man~~, that weird little Irish guy on WWE. It is known that a midget did the voice of the gay car of ''Knight Rider''. Sadly he passed away when the key broke in the lock and being a midget, [[Nobody Cares\|no one really gave a shit]]~~. More~~ [[Anti-lulz]] for midgets ~~and~~ the really gross one of Big Brother [[Australia]] they leach of the government by saying they have a black person. They also get a TV show complaining about people paying out on them. A rare occurrence is an [[redundant\|Azn midget]] which are [[Lie\|rarely seen.]]		Midgets don't tend to have a culture. They spend their time making really bad [[internets]] porn that is sent to you via email resulting in [[Anti-lulz]]. The "midget's" main occupations consist of being on TV or pushing trolleys around your local shopping center. Or you can buy them as pets over the [[The_Hidden_Wiki\|black market]]/[[eBay]]. Some famous midgets include [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Acu%C3%B1a Jason "Wee Man" Acuna], that weird little [[Irish]] guy on [[WWE]] and [[Jackass]]. The Ewoks in [[Star Wars]] were played by midgets, as was R2-D2. It is also known that a midget did the voice of the gay car of ''Knight Rider''. Sadly he passed away when the key broke in the lock and being a midget, [[Nobody Cares\|no one really gave a shit]] (more [[Anti-lulz]] for midgets). And don't forget the really gross one in [[Big Brother]], [[Australia]] who they leach off the government by saying they have a black person. They also get a TV show complaining about people paying out on them. A rare occurrence is an [[redundant\|Azn midget]] which are [[Lie\|rarely seen]].

	Midget culture is almost entirely made up of costume parties, alcoholism, drug addiction and depression. No one hates themselves more than a midget does. They prefer only to come out at night, scurrying beneath the [[mundane]]'s feet throughout the day as they make their way from porn studio to porn studio. Every midget knows at least three famous midgets: if you meet a midget, a good way to break the ice is to ask which famous midgets he or she has met at midget conventions. Midgets have many interesting career options. They can wrestle, be a bowling ball, be an actor or actress, be ~~wee-man~~ or collect black person.		Midget culture is almost entirely made up of costume parties, alcoholism, drug addiction, and depression. No one hates themselves more than a midget does. They prefer only to come out at night, scurrying beneath the [[mundane]]'s feet throughout the day as they make their way from porn studio to porn studio. Every midget knows at least three famous midgets: if you meet a midget, a good way to break the ice is to ask which famous midgets he or she has met at midget conventions. Midgets have many interesting career options. They can wrestle, be a bowling ball, be an actor or actress, be Wee Man, or collect a [[black person]].

	==Video shorts==		==Video shorts==

imported>Failman2 at 03:42, 22 January 2022

2022-01-22T03:42:35Z

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	{{biology}}		{{biology}}
			{{Disease}}

	[[Category: Epithets]]		[[Category: Epithets]]

imported>Hagibor: /* Famous midgets */

2018-04-24T21:44:02Z

Famous midgets

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	*[[These cuffs]]		*[[These cuffs]]
	*[[Fullmetal Alchemist#Edward Elric\|Edward Elric]]		*[[Fullmetal Alchemist#Edward Elric\|Edward Elric]]
			*[[Verne Troyer]]
	*[[Weev]]		*[[Weev]]

imported>Hipcrime at 20:41, 5 November 2017

2017-11-05T20:41:03Z

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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Musik Fabrik\|Muzak Fagits]]
	*[[Dwarf Fortress]]		*[[Dwarf Fortress]]

imported>Sidecar at 22:29, 23 September 2016

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 Midget culture is almost entirely made up of costume parties, alcoholism, drug addiction and depression. No one hates themselves more than a midget does. They prefer only to come out at night, scurrying beneath the [[mundane]]'s feet throughout the day as they make their way from porn studio to porn studio. Every midget knows at least three famous midgets: if you meet a midget, a good way to break the ice is to ask which famous midgets he or she has met at midget conventions. Midgets have many interesting career options. They can wrestle, be a bowling ball, be an actor or actress, be wee-man or collect black person.
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 *[[Fullmetal Alchemist#Edward Elric|Edward Elric]]
 *[[Weev]]
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imported>Sidecar: /* Videos */

2016-09-23T22:26:38Z

Videos

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	==~~Videos~~==		==Video shorts==
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	{{fv\|id\|background-color: ~~white~~;\|font-weight: bold;		<center>{{Frame\|{{fv\|yt2012vids\|background-color: #FFFFFF;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>~~vhhWcExtxyc~~</youtube><br> <~~big~~>'''Armless Midget Rage'''</~~big~~>		\|<youtube>erYPeIohuHE</youtube><center>''''A man with a short fuse'''</center>
	\|<youtube>sYbCNUqLL44</youtube><~~br> <big~~>'''Martyred midgets get gypped in Paradise, too.'''</~~big~~>		\|<youtube>vhhWcExtxyc</youtube><center>'''Armless Midget Rage'''</center>
	\|<youtube>FLk5nXnLzxw</youtube><~~br> <big~~>'''You're a Bigger Lover'''</~~big~~>		\|<youtube>sYbCNUqLL44</youtube><center>'''Martyred midgets get gypped in Paradise, too.'''</center>
	\|<youtube>ruSbIGYzgiE</youtube><~~br> <big~~>'''Midget Fight'''</~~big~~>		\|<youtube>FLk5nXnLzxw</youtube><center>'''You're a Bigger Lover'''</center>
	\|<youtube>PjylyBO61UA</youtube><~~br> <big~~>'''Midget Explains [[Magnets]]'''</~~big~~>		\|<youtube>ruSbIGYzgiE</youtube><center>'''Midget Fight'''</center>
	}}</center>		\|<youtube>PjylyBO61UA</youtube><center>'''Midget Explains [[Magnets]]'''</center>
			}}\|border=#FFFFFF\|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>Exploding chemo van at 03:21, 27 September 2015

2015-09-27T03:21:35Z

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	[[Image:NowIGetIt.jpg\|thumb\|]]		[[Image:NowIGetIt.jpg\|thumb\|]]

			[[File:Midget girl.jpg\|thumb\|Television trickery!]]

	'''Midget''' is the preferred nomenclature of the vertically [[Retard\|retarded]]. For whatever bizzare reason, they prefer to be reffered to as "dwarves", but why in the fuck would you ever want to be called that? Dwarves are mythological creatures of short height; that sounds way more offensive than calling them "midgets", because it sounds like it's meant to imply that these midgets are mythological creatures that shouldn't exist, [[Victim complex\|implying further that they're abominations]]; apparently Midgets are [[Batshit insane\|masochistic]]. A more [[lulz]]y nickname for these folks is "kickables".		'''Midget''' is the preferred nomenclature of the vertically [[Retard\|retarded]]. For whatever bizzare reason, they prefer to be reffered to as "dwarves", but why in the fuck would you ever want to be called that? Dwarves are mythological creatures of short height; that sounds way more offensive than calling them "midgets", because it sounds like it's meant to imply that these midgets are mythological creatures that shouldn't exist, [[Victim complex\|implying further that they're abominations]]; apparently Midgets are [[Batshit insane\|masochistic]]. A more [[lulz]]y nickname for these folks is "kickables".

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			[[File:Midget girl.jpg\|thumb\|Television trickery!]]

	'''Midget''' is the preferred nomenclature of the vertically [[Retard\|retarded]]. For whatever bizzare reason, they prefer to be reffered to as "dwarves", but why in the fuck would you ever want to be called that? Dwarves are mythological creatures of short height; that sounds way more offensive than calling them "midgets", because it sounds like it's meant to imply that these midgets are mythological creatures that shouldn't exist, [[Victim complex\|implying further that they're abominations]]; apparently Midgets are [[Batshit insane\|masochistic]]. A more [[lulz]]y nickname for these folks is "kickables".		'''Midget''' is the preferred nomenclature of the vertically [[Retard\|retarded]]. For whatever bizzare reason, they prefer to be reffered to as "dwarves", but why in the fuck would you ever want to be called that? Dwarves are mythological creatures of short height; that sounds way more offensive than calling them "midgets", because it sounds like it's meant to imply that these midgets are mythological creatures that shouldn't exist, [[Victim complex\|implying further that they're abominations]]; apparently Midgets are [[Batshit insane\|masochistic]]. A more [[lulz]]y nickname for these folks is "kickables".