Michael Ryan - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 00:49, 9 January 2025

2025-01-09T00:49:33Z

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	{{An hero}}		{{An hero\|[[File:MichaelRyanAnhero.png\|200px\|link=]]}}

	{{ib\|[[File:Michael Ryan.jpg\|200px]]}}		{{ib\|[[File:Michael Ryan.jpg\|200px]]}}

Eldiperro: /* Michael becomes an hero */

2024-11-17T14:26:19Z

Michael becomes an hero

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	{{quote\|Hungerford must be a bit of a mess. I wish I had stayed in bed.\|Michael's last words}}		{{quote\|Hungerford must be a bit of a mess. I wish I had stayed in bed.\|Michael's last words}}
	Michael injured another goddamned old person taking care of his lawn before he broke into the then-empty [[college\|John O'Gaunt Community Technology College]], where he had previously attended. He barricaded himself inside a classroom as police surrounded the college, Michael then shot at some responding helicopters and waved an unpinned grenade at the piggies near a window. Eventually he gave in and began to negotiate with the police, who tried to coax him out of the classroom but [[fail\|failed]]. He refused to leave until he knew what happened to his mummy, whose death he called "[[lies\|a mistake]]." At 6:52 PM, Michael gave up and successfully became [[an hero]] by shooting himself in the head.		Michael injured another goddamned old person taking care of his lawn before he broke into the then-empty [[college\|John O'Gaunt Community Technology College]], where he had previously attended. He barricaded himself inside a classroom as police surrounded the college, Michael then shot at some responding helicopters and waved an unpinned grenade at the piggies near a window. Eventually he gave in and began to negotiate with the police, who tried to coax him out of the classroom but [[fail\|failed]]. He refused to leave until he knew what happened to his mummy, whose death he called "[[lies\|a mistake]]." At 6:52 PM, Michael gave up and successfully became [[an hero]] by shooting himself in the head.
			[[File:MichaelRyanAnhero.png\|thumb\|left\|350px\|Michael, after becoming an hero]]

	== Legacy ==		== Legacy ==

Eldiperro: /* Graded Score */

2024-11-17T14:10:58Z

Graded Score

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	{{GradedScore\|16\|(15 injured)\|10\| \|17\|Went full [[GTA]] decades before GTA\|20\| \|20\|[[An hero]] bonus\|83\|B\|Great work mate, maybe next time aim for the head}}		{{GradedScore\|16\|(15 injured)\|10\| \|17\|Went full [[GTA]] decades before GTA\|20\| \|20\|[[An hero]] bonus\|83\|B\|Great work mate, maybe next time aim for the head}}

	{{~~Wanted~~\|3}}		{{WantedLevel\|level=custom\|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png\|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png\|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png\|40px]][[File:Wantedstar.png\|40px]]\|custompic=[[File:British bobby solves case.jpg\|175px]]\|customdesc=Stop right tha' Criminal Scombag}}

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

Paul in the Mall at 21:35, 28 June 2024

2024-06-28T21:35:06Z

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	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 16, injured 15}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 16, injured 15}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|{{highscorelist}}th}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|{{highscorelist}}}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}

imported>Paul in the Mall at 21:42, 31 March 2024

2024-03-31T21:42:26Z

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imported>Paul in the Mall at 21:42, 31 March 2024

2024-03-31T21:42:26Z

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	{{ib\|[[File:Michael Ryan.jpg\|200px]]}}		{{ib\|[[File:Michael Ryan.jpg\|200px]]}}
	{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Michael Robert Ryan'''</big>}}		{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Michael Robert Ryan'''</big>}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Born'''\|May 18, 1960}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|August 19, 1987 (aged 27)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[United Kingdom\|Britfag]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[United Kingdom\|Britfag]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 16, injured 15}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 16, injured 15}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|{{highscorelist}}}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|{{highscorelist}}th}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}
	{{Ibend}}		{{Ibend}}

	'''Michael Ryan''' was a beta male, [[NEET]], and [[k/\|innawoods]] [[gun]] collector who sought out the [[High Score]] on August 19, 1987, when he killed 16 people and injured 15 others in an event known as the Hungerford massacre. His killings caused massive amounts of [[butthurt]] across the [[United Kingdom]], and led to [[attorney at lol\|new laws]] prohibiting [[NORP\|normal people]] from owning [[shit nobody cares about\|semi-automatic centre-fire rifles]].		'''Michael Robert Ryan''' was a beta male, [[NEET]], and [[k/\|innawoods]] [[gun]] collector who sought out the [[High Score]] on August 19, 1987, when he killed 16 people and injured 15 others in an event known as the Hungerford massacre. His killings caused massive amounts of [[butthurt]] across the [[United Kingdom]], and led to [[attorney at lol\|new laws]] prohibiting [[NORP\|normal people]] from owning [[shit nobody cares about\|semi-automatic centre-fire rifles]].
	== Background ==		== Background ==
	[[File:Michael Ryan full.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Harry Nilsson pictured with Danny DeVito]]		[[File:Michael Ryan full.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Harry Nilsson pictured with Danny DeVito]]
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	== ~~High~~ Score ==		== Graded Score ==

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	\|-
	~~! colspan="2" style="{{roundy\|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" \| <big>Graded score</big>~~
	\|-
	~~\| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" \|~~
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;" \| Kill count:~~
	~~\|'''16'''/20 (15 Injured)~~
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" \| Accuracy:~~
	~~\|10/20 ''16 kills, 15 injured''~~
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;" \| Style:~~
	~~\|17/20 ''Went full [[GTA]] decades before GTA''~~
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;" \| Butthurt:~~
	~~\|20/20~~
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" \| Bonus:~~
	~~\|20/20 ''[[An hero]] bonus''~~
	\|-
	~~! colspan="2" style="{{roundy\|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" \| <big>Total score: 83/100 ('''B''')</big>~~
	\|}

	~~<center>'''Great work mate, maybe next time aim for the head.'''<br/>'''[[high score\|See full ranking]]'''</center>~~

			{{GradedScore\|16\|(15 injured)\|10\| \|17\|Went full [[GTA]] decades before GTA\|20\| \|20\|[[An hero]] bonus\|83\|B\|Great work mate, maybe next time aim for the head}}

	~~<center>~~		{{Wanted\|3}}
	~~<div style="~~{{roundy\|10px}}border:2px solid #000;width:30%;background:linear-gradient(#e18f80, #666c05);background:-moz-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-webkit-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-o-linear-gradient(#e18f80, #666c05);padding:10px;font-weight:bold;font-size:larger">
	~~<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''~~Wanted ~~Level:'''</span>~~
	~~<br>~~
	~~<span> ___________________ </span>~~
	~~{\|align="center"~~
	~~\|[[File:Wantedstar.png\|40px]]~~
	~~\|[[File:Wantedstar.png\|40px]]~~
	~~\|[[File:Wantedstar.png\|40px]]~~
	\|}
	~~<span> ___________________ </span>~~
	~~<br>~~
	~~{\|align="center"~~
	~~\|[[File:Wanted4swat.png\|128px]]~~
	\|}
	~~<br>~~
	~~<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Vice Squad'''</span>~~
	~~</div><br>~~
	~~</center>~~

	== See ~~also~~ ==		== See Also ==
	* [[High Score]]		* [[High Score]]
	* [[Derrick Bird]]		* [[Derrick Bird]]
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	* [[Anders Breivik]]		* [[Anders Breivik]]

	== External ~~links~~ ==		== External Links ==
	* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungerford_massacre Hungerford massacre at TOW]		* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungerford_massacre Hungerford massacre at TOW]
	* [http://murderpedia.org/male.R/r/ryan-michael-robert.htm Michael Ryan at Murderpedia]		* [http://murderpedia.org/male.R/r/ryan-michael-robert.htm Michael Ryan at Murderpedia]

imported>Crossbow at 01:13, 19 February 2024

2024-02-19T01:13:02Z

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imported>Crossbow at 01:13, 19 February 2024

2024-02-19T01:13:02Z

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	{{An hero}}		{{An hero}}

imported>MisterRemover: /* Loadout */

2022-07-07T12:47:51Z

Loadout

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	*'''Primary''': Norinco Type 56		*'''Primary''': Norinco Type 56 assault rifle
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imported>MisterRemover: Because every High Score-related article deserves a good Loadout section. Couldn't find a better icon for the M1 Carbine, so the M14 icon will do for now. Will add Perks later.

2022-07-07T12:47:25Z

Because every High Score-related article deserves a good Loadout section. Couldn't find a better icon for the M1 Carbine, so the M14 icon will do for now. Will add Perks later.

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 {{Ibend}}
-'''Michael Ryan''' was a beta male, [[NEET]], and [[/k/|innawoods]] [[gun]] collector who sought out the [[High Score]] on August 19, 1987, when he killed 16 people and injured 15 others in an event known as the Hungerford massacre. His killings caused massive amounts of [[butthurt]] across the [[United Kingdom]], and led to [[attorney at lol|new laws]] prohibiting [[NORP|normal people]] from owning [[shit nobody cares about|semi-automatic centre-fire rifles]].
+'''Michael Ryan''' was a beta male, [[NEET]], and [[k/|innawoods]] [[gun]] collector who sought out the [[High Score]] on August 19, 1987, when he killed 16 people and injured 15 others in an event known as the Hungerford massacre. His killings caused massive amounts of [[butthurt]] across the [[United Kingdom]], and led to [[attorney at lol|new laws]] prohibiting [[NORP|normal people]] from owning [[shit nobody cares about|semi-automatic centre-fire rifles]].
 == Background ==
 [[File:Michael Ryan full.jpg|thumb|right|Harry Nilsson pictured with Danny DeVito]]
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 Claims were made after Michael's death that he had an obsession with firearms and was a [[survivalist]] that had a large amount of magazines about survival skills and guns. Other [[tabloids]] and press reports also said that he had a fascination with [[hardcore|Rambo]], and reported that the massacre had many parallels with the movie, but the [[retarded]] "journalists" didn't realize that [[fail|Michael never even owned a video player]] and Rambo had nothing to do with the style he perpetrated the shootings. Later evaluations by [[psychiatrists]] determined that Michael may have been a [[psychotic]] [[schizo]], but his true motives will most likely never be known because he killed the only person that could shed light on his personal life, his mother. [[Murder|Killing]] your mummy is apparently a [[Campo Elías Delgado|common]] [[Jack Gilbert Graham|theme]] [[Adam Lanza|amongst]] [[high score]] seekers.
 == The killings ==

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	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 16, injured 15}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 16, injured 15}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|{{highscorelist}}th}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|{{highscorelist}}}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}