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Crow caw: /* Famous Miamians */

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Famous Miamians

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	* [[Officer Ricky]]		* [[Officer Ricky]]
	* [[Kanye West\|P. Diddy]]		* [[Kanye West\|P. Diddy]]
			* [[Tiger Woods]]
			* [[Ben Shapiro]]
			* [[Michael Bay\|the Sun Gym scammers]]
	* [[Paris Hilton]]		* [[Paris Hilton]]
	* [[W]]'s brother		* [[W]]'s brother

Crow caw: /* Climate and Geography */

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Climate and Geography

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	Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain within a 20min period in the afternoon every day from April until November, while the remaining 23hrs40min of the day the sun is so bright your eyes will burn out of the sockets. Florida is called the "Sunshine State" because sunny character of its [[gay\|joyous]] residents.		Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain within a 20min period in the afternoon every day from April until November, while the remaining 23hrs40min of the day the sun is so bright your eyes will burn out of the sockets. Florida is called the "Sunshine State" because sunny character of its [[gay\|joyous]] residents.

	Due to its location on top of the Everglades swampland, Miami abounds with stray crocodiles and alligators which take the place of the more Anglo raccoons on foreclosed houses' backyards. Because whiny [[hippies\|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] (thus putting them rightly in higher legal protection than Haitian immigrants).		Due to its location on top of the Everglades swampland, Miami abounds with stray crocodiles and alligators which take the place of the more Anglo raccoons on foreclosed houses' backyards. Because whiny [[hippies\|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] at the hands of the Gov. DeathSantis regime (thus putting them rightly in higher legal protection than Haitian immigrants).

	Miami is also well known for its irreversible eroded beaches. Many [[unemployed\|college students]] flock to the area every spring break to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves\|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim on to international waters to retrieve packages lost at sea in a uniquely South Floridan version of treasure hunt.		Miami is also well known for its irreversible eroded beaches. Many [[unemployed\|college students]] flock to the area every spring break to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves\|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim on to international waters to retrieve packages lost at sea in a uniquely South Floridan version of treasure hunt.

Crow caw: /* Climate and Geography */

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Climate and Geography

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	==Climate and Geography==		==Climate and Geography==
	[[Image:Golden_shower.jpg\|thumb\|Typical '''Spring Break''' activity, the Wet T-Shirt Contest.]]		[[Image:Golden_shower.jpg\|thumb\|Typical '''Spring Break''' activity, the Wet T-Shirt Contest.]]
	Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain ~~each year and virtually~~ every day the ~~sky~~ is ~~cloudy~~. Florida is ~~still~~ called the "Sunshine State" because sunny character of its [[gay\|joyous]] residents.		Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain within a 20min period in the afternoon every day from April until November, while the remaining 23hrs40min of the day the sun is so bright your eyes will burn out of the sockets. Florida is called the "Sunshine State" because sunny character of its [[gay\|joyous]] residents.

	Due to its location on top of the Everglades swampland, Miami abounds with stray crocodiles and alligators which take the place of the more Anglo raccoons on foreclosed houses' backyards. Because whiny [[hippies\|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] (thus putting them rightly in higher legal protection than Haitian immigrants).		Due to its location on top of the Everglades swampland, Miami abounds with stray crocodiles and alligators which take the place of the more Anglo raccoons on foreclosed houses' backyards. Because whiny [[hippies\|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] (thus putting them rightly in higher legal protection than Haitian immigrants).

	Miami is also well known for its irreversible eroded beaches. Many [[unemployed\|college students]] flock to the area every spring break to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves\|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim on to international waters to retrieve packages lost at sea in a uniquely South Floridan version of treasure hunt.		Miami is also well known for its irreversible eroded beaches. Many [[unemployed\|college students]] flock to the area every spring break to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves\|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim on to international waters to retrieve packages lost at sea in a uniquely South Floridan version of treasure hunt.

	==Economy==		==Economy==

imported>AlGore: /* Famous Miamians */

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Famous Miamians

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	==Famous Miamians==		==Famous Miamians==
			[[File:October2016HurricaneAtlantic.gif\|thumb\|right\|Oct 2016 hurricane]]
	* [[MILF\|Gloria Estefan]]		* [[MILF\|Gloria Estefan]]
	* [[Ass\|Jennifer Lopez]]		* [[Ass\|Jennifer Lopez]]

imported>AlGore: /* Famous Miamians */

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Famous Miamians

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	* [[AJcomix]]		* [[AJcomix]]
	* [[Rick Sanchez]]		* [[Rick Sanchez]]
	* [http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/v/Gianni%20Versace/taken%20to%20the%20hospital.JPG Gianni Versace]
			==See Also==
			*[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]] - Accurate portrayal of the city
			*[[Dumbfuckistan]]
			*[[Cocaine]], [[Anal Sex]], [[Meth]], [[Cuba]]
			*[http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/v/Gianni%20Versace/taken%20to%20the%20hospital.JPG Gianni Versace]

	{{life}}		{{life}}
			{{Unitedstates}}
	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]

imported>Krade at 17:30, 11 September 2016

2016-09-11T17:30:34Z

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	[[Image:743px-HurricaneAndrew.jpg\|thumb~~\|left~~\|[[OMG]] I can see my house from here!]]		[[Image:743px-HurricaneAndrew.jpg\|thumb\|[[OMG]] I can see my house from here!]]
	'''Miami''' is a spic infested shithole in the Caribbean. It is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in [[Latin#Latin America\|Latin America]]. It is named after an [[India]]n tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some [[jews\|old people]] still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South [[Florida]] but they merely suffer from [[Alzheimers]] disease. It is [[common knowledge]] that the city has been ruled by Cubans since [[Fidel Castro]] conquered it in the Bay of [[Pig]]s Invasion of 1961.		'''Miami''' is a spic infested shithole in the Caribbean. It is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in [[Latin#Latin America\|Latin America]]. It is named after an [[India]]n tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some [[jews\|old people]] still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South [[Florida]] but they merely suffer from [[Alzheimers]] disease. It is [[common knowledge]] that the city has been ruled by Cubans since [[Fidel Castro]] conquered it in the Bay of [[Pig]]s Invasion of 1961.

	==Demographics==		==Demographics==
	[[Image:Jolly.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Miami residents.]]		[[Image:Jolly.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Miami residents.]]
	80[[%]] of Miami's population is Cuban who murder and steal and drive drunk and defecate in public, while another 18[[%]] consists of [[Haiti]]ans, who like to steal people's stuff. The remaining 2[[%]] of people live in either Pinecrest (all [[rich and beautiful]] upper-middle class [[Jews]]) or Homestead (all [[aids\|black]]s, [[rape\|Mexican]]s and [[republicans\|redneck]]s). Miami's official language is [[Spanish]], with [[French\|Haitian Creole]] coming in a close second. [[American language\|American]] and Yiddish are also spoken mainly in geriatric homes.		80% of Miami's population is Cuban who murder and steal and drive drunk and defecate in public, while another 18[[%]] consists of [[Haiti]]ans, who like to steal people's stuff. The remaining 2[[%]] of people live in either Pinecrest (all [[rich and beautiful]] upper-middle class [[Jews]]) or Homestead (all [[aids\|black]]s, [[rape\|Mexican]]s and [[republicans\|redneck]]s). Miami's official language is [[Spanish]], with [[French\|Haitian Creole]] coming in a close second. [[American language\|American]] and Yiddish are also spoken mainly in geriatric homes.
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	==History==		==History==
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	==Climate and Geography==		==Climate and Geography==
	[[Image:Golden_shower.jpg\|thumb\|Typical '''Spring Break''' activity, the Wet T-Shirt Contest.]]		[[Image:Golden_shower.jpg\|thumb\|Typical '''Spring Break''' activity, the Wet T-Shirt Contest.]]
	Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to ~~[[42]]00~~ inches of rain each year and virtually every day the sky is cloudy. Florida is still called the "Sunshine State" because sunny character of its [[gay\|joyous]] residents.		Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain each year and virtually every day the sky is cloudy. Florida is still called the "Sunshine State" because sunny character of its [[gay\|joyous]] residents.

	Due to its location on top of the Everglades swampland, Miami abounds with stray crocodiles and alligators which take the place of the more Anglo raccoons on foreclosed houses' backyards. Because whiny [[hippies\|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] (thus putting them rightly in higher legal protection than Haitian immigrants).		Due to its location on top of the Everglades swampland, Miami abounds with stray crocodiles and alligators which take the place of the more Anglo raccoons on foreclosed houses' backyards. Because whiny [[hippies\|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] (thus putting them rightly in higher legal protection than Haitian immigrants).

	Miami is also well known for its irreversible eroded beaches. Many [[unemployed\|college students]] flock to the area every ~~[[Spring Break]]~~ to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves\|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim on to international waters to retrieve packages lost at sea in a uniquely South Floridan version of treasure hunt.		Miami is also well known for its irreversible eroded beaches. Many [[unemployed\|college students]] flock to the area every spring break to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves\|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim on to international waters to retrieve packages lost at sea in a uniquely South Floridan version of treasure hunt.

	==Economy==		==Economy==
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	* [[Jews]]		* [[Jews]]
	* [[Your mom]]		* [[Your mom]]
	* [[user:justinr305\|justinr305]]
	* [[AJcomix]]		* [[AJcomix]]
	* [[Rick Sanchez]]		* [[Rick Sanchez]]
	* [http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/v/Gianni%20Versace/taken%20to%20the%20hospital.JPG Gianni Versace]		* [http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/v/Gianni%20Versace/taken%20to%20the%20hospital.JPG Gianni Versace]
			{{life}}
	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]

imported>Thadpowercock: fucking shithole

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fucking shithole

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imported>Thadpowercock: fucking shithole

2014-08-24T00:50:45Z

fucking shithole

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imported>Thadpowercock: fucking shithole

2014-08-24T00:50:45Z

fucking shithole

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imported>Thadpowercock: fucking shithole

2014-08-24T00:50:45Z

fucking shithole

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	[[Image:743px-HurricaneAndrew.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[OMG]] I can see my house from here!]]		[[Image:743px-HurricaneAndrew.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[OMG]] I can see my house from here!]]
	'''Miami''' is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in [[Latin#Latin America\|Latin America]]. It is named after an [[India]]n tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some [[jews\|old people]] still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South [[Florida]] but they merely suffer from [[Alzheimers]] disease. It is [[common knowledge]] that the city has been ruled by Cubans since [[Fidel Castro]] conquered it in the Bay of [[Pig]]s Invasion of 1961.		'''Miami''' is a spic infested shithole in the Caribbean. It is the largest city in Cuba and the sixth largest city in [[Latin#Latin America\|Latin America]]. It is named after an [[India]]n tribe from Ohio (go figure). Some [[jews\|old people]] still continue to claim that Miami is actually a part of South [[Florida]] but they merely suffer from [[Alzheimers]] disease. It is [[common knowledge]] that the city has been ruled by Cubans since [[Fidel Castro]] conquered it in the Bay of [[Pig]]s Invasion of 1961.

	==Demographics==		==Demographics==
	[[Image:Jolly.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Miami residents.]]		[[Image:Jolly.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Miami residents.]]
	80[[%]] of Miami's population is Cuban while another 18[[%]] consists of [[Haiti]]ans, who like to steal people's stuff. The remaining 2[[%]] of people live in either Pinecrest (all [[rich and beautiful]] upper-middle class [[Jews]]) or Homestead (all [[aids\|black]]s, [[rape\|Mexican]]s and [[republicans\|redneck]]s). Miami's official language is [[Spanish]], with [[French\|Haitian Creole]] coming in a close second. [[American language\|American]] and Yiddish are also spoken mainly in geriatric homes.		80[[%]] of Miami's population is Cuban who murder and steal and drive drunk and defecate in public, while another 18[[%]] consists of [[Haiti]]ans, who like to steal people's stuff. The remaining 2[[%]] of people live in either Pinecrest (all [[rich and beautiful]] upper-middle class [[Jews]]) or Homestead (all [[aids\|black]]s, [[rape\|Mexican]]s and [[republicans\|redneck]]s). Miami's official language is [[Spanish]], with [[French\|Haitian Creole]] coming in a close second. [[American language\|American]] and Yiddish are also spoken mainly in geriatric homes.
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	Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain within a 20min period in the afternoon every day from April until November, while the remaining 23hrs40min of the day the sun is so bright your eyes will burn out of the sockets. Florida is called the "Sunshine State" because sunny character of its [[gay\|joyous]] residents.		Miami has 2 seasons: summer and hurricane. Miami gets up to 4200 inches of rain within a 20min period in the afternoon every day from April until November, while the remaining 23hrs40min of the day the sun is so bright your eyes will burn out of the sockets. Florida is called the "Sunshine State" because sunny character of its [[gay\|joyous]] residents.

	Due to its location on top of the Everglades swampland, Miami abounds with stray crocodiles and alligators which take the place of the more Anglo raccoons on foreclosed houses' backyards. Because whiny [[hippies\|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] (thus putting them rightly in higher legal protection than Haitian immigrants).		Due to its location on top of the Everglades swampland, Miami abounds with stray crocodiles and alligators which take the place of the more Anglo raccoons on foreclosed houses' backyards. Because whiny [[hippies\|environmentalist]] [[leftard]]s have placed them on the Endangered Species List, crocodiles cannot be harmed by law, with possible punishment by [[death]] at the hands of the Gov. DeathSantis regime (thus putting them rightly in higher legal protection than Haitian immigrants).

	Miami is also well known for its irreversible eroded beaches. Many [[unemployed\|college students]] flock to the area every spring break to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves\|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim on to international waters to retrieve packages lost at sea in a uniquely South Floridan version of treasure hunt.		Miami is also well known for its irreversible eroded beaches. Many [[unemployed\|college students]] flock to the area every spring break to party, drink [[beer]], take [[drug]]s, and have [[List of sex moves\|various kinds of sex]]. Some people even love to go for a swim on to international waters to retrieve packages lost at sea in a uniquely South Floridan version of treasure hunt.