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Gallery

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imported>Zenihd Rol: /* Gallery */

2011-08-07T16:36:26Z

Gallery

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	Image:Mewtwogreatartlol.PNG\|[[lie\|Such great detail!]]		Image:Mewtwogreatartlol.PNG\|[[lie\|Such great detail!]]
	Image:Mewtworeasonylucariofight.PNG\|This is why Mewtwo [[faggot\|fans]] hate [[Lucario]].		Image:Mewtworeasonylucariofight.PNG\|This is why Mewtwo [[faggot\|fans]] hate [[Lucario]].
	Image:~~Dreamy by Hail NekoYasha~~.~~png~~\|~~One of~~ Mewtwo~~'s favorite hobbies is giving Marth nightmares~~.		Image:Mewtwoporn.jpg\|Mewtwo and [[Gardevoir]] hugging.
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	~~Image:Mewtwoashfuck.jpg\|Mewtwo: [[psychic]] and [[pedo\|pedophile.]]~~
	~~Image:Mewtwomindsex.PNG\|Mindfuck at [[rape\|work]]. Note the random [[Mudkip]] free from the [[massive damage]].~~
	Image:Mewtwoeveryonewantsdigimon.PNG\|Even [[Furaffinity]] mod, [[Dragon\|Dragoneer]] gets in on the action.		Image:Mewtwoeveryonewantsdigimon.PNG\|Even [[Furaffinity]] mod, [[Dragon\|Dragoneer]] gets in on the action.
	Image:Mewtwobabyfur.PNG\|Even [[Babyfur]]fags want him.		Image:Mewtwobabyfur.PNG\|Even [[Babyfur]]fags want him.
	Image:MewtwoGuns.jpg\|He's gonna get what's his		Image:MewtwoGuns.jpg\|He's gonna get what's his
	~~Image:Mewtwospread.PNG~~
	Image:Mewtworenamonbaby.PNG\|[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!\|JESUS CHRIST]]		Image:Mewtworenamonbaby.PNG\|[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!\|JESUS CHRIST]]
	Image:Mewtwonohands.PNG\|[[masterbate\|Look, ma! No hands!]]		Image:Mewtwonohands.PNG\|[[masterbate\|Look, ma! No hands!]]
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	Image:Luca mew2.jpg\|Mewtwo using [[dick\|his]] [[gay\|powers]] for [[buttsecks\|something useful]].		Image:Luca mew2.jpg\|Mewtwo using [[dick\|his]] [[gay\|powers]] for [[buttsecks\|something useful]].
	Image:Mewtwogaydildo.PNG\|[[truth\|Proof]] he is [[homo\|GAY]].		Image:Mewtwogaydildo.PNG\|[[truth\|Proof]] he is [[homo\|GAY]].
	~~Image:Mewtworenamonhug.PNG~~
	Image:NintendOrgy.jpg		Image:NintendOrgy.jpg
	Image:Mewtwolucariohug.PNG\|Mewtwo and [[Lucario]] [[masturbate\|hugging]].		Image:Mewtwolucariohug.PNG\|Mewtwo and [[Lucario]] [[masturbate\|hugging]].
	~~Image:Mewtwolucariowtfart.PNG\|[[WTF]] IS THIS [[shit\|SHIT]]!?~~
	Image:Mewtwo Macro.jpg\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]		Image:Mewtwo Macro.jpg\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]
	~~Image:Wuttwo.jpg\|[[lolwut\|Wuttwo]]~~
	Image:PinkBondageMewtwoforGayFurfags.jpg\|Pink is [[homo\|GAY]].		Image:PinkBondageMewtwoforGayFurfags.jpg\|Pink is [[homo\|GAY]].
	~~Image:Mewtwoporn.jpg\|Mewtwo and [[Gardevoir]] also hugging.~~		Image:Mewzard.png‎\|Apparently Mewtwo fucked a shiny Charizard, except this abomination got a new cock.
	Image:Mewzard.png‎\|~~<s>created by some sick [[furries]] mewtwo here~~ got a new ~~penis which happens to be a [[dragon\|Charizard]] furries fail</s><br>Let's play a [[the game\|game]]. It's called "count the errors in the previous sentence".~~
	~~File:Giygas mewtwo comparison.png\|A comparison of Mewtwo and [[Giygas]], [[yes\|where his design was likely taken from]].~~
	~~File:Mewtwo Captured.jpg\|Monologues...~~.
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2011-06-07T13:09:33Z

Fixing.

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	{{frame\|<center>{{morphquote\|mewtwoquotes\|background-color: #ffffff~~; width:65%~~; height:250px\|font-weight: bold;\|[[Lucario\|LUCARIO]] IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO [[ftw\|FTW]]!\|Freak_255, raging on the Gamespot Forums		{{frame\|<center>{{morphquote\|mewtwoquotes\|background-color: #ffffff; height:250px; \|font-weight: bold;\|[[Lucario\|LUCARIO]] IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO [[ftw\|FTW]]!\|Freak_255, raging on the Gamespot Forums

	\|First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is [[uber]], the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are good fighter <b>when</b> used correctly.\|L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums		\|First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is [[uber]], the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are good fighter <b>when</b> used correctly.\|L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums
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	\|That's because it is. [[Lucario]] is just an [[lolcat\|'improved' Mewtwo]] with a few different moves. [[truth\|Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl]].\|Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums		\|That's because it is. [[Lucario]] is just an [[lolcat\|'improved' Mewtwo]] with a few different moves. [[truth\|Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl]].\|Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums

	\|[[lucario]] makes [[murder\|sudden death]] even more [[now\|sudden]] then it already is. Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and [[underwear\|he wears shorts]]\|Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums}}</center>\|~~color~~=black}}		\|[[lucario]] makes [[murder\|sudden death]] even more [[now\|sudden]] then it already is. Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and [[underwear\|he wears shorts]]\|Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums}}</center>\|border=black\|background=white}}
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imported>If: Fixing image link

2011-06-04T16:43:31Z

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	A long, long time ago, somewhere around 1998, a plague swept over America. Originating from the land of tentacles, this plague, known as Pokemans, raped the minds of every child, and [[Chris-chan]], into worshiping a god of rape. This god could destroy worlds, erase minds, turn some retard into stone, and even get on the cover of [[Time]] magazine. His minions invaded every school, hospital, and church, causing many a death and seizure. And lo, this god of rape looked upon the chaos, and it was good. But then Pokemon 2000 came out, and no one gave two monkey shits about '''Mewtwo''' anymore.		A long, long time ago, somewhere around 1998, a plague swept over America. Originating from the land of tentacles, this plague, known as Pokemans, raped the minds of every child, and [[Chris-chan]], into worshiping a god of rape. This god could destroy worlds, erase minds, turn some retard into stone, and even get on the cover of [[Time]] magazine. His minions invaded every school, hospital, and church, causing many a death and seizure. And lo, this god of rape looked upon the chaos, and it was good. But then Pokemon 2000 came out, and no one gave two monkey shits about '''Mewtwo''' anymore.

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	== [[Lucario]] and Mewtwo : EPIC BATTLE ==		== [[Lucario]] and Mewtwo : EPIC BATTLE ==
	[[Image:Mewtwolucarioplaying.~~PNG~~\|thumb\|[[Lucario]] and '''Mewtwo''' [[sex\|playing]] a [[blowjob\|friendly game]].]]		[[Image:Mewtwolucarioplaying.png\|thumb\|[[Lucario]] and '''Mewtwo''' [[sex\|playing]] a [[blowjob\|friendly game]].]]
	[[Image:Mewcario.png\|thumb\|The lovechild of Mewtwo and Lucario that resulted from the above pic. Neither wants to claim responsibility for this abomination.]]		[[Image:Mewcario.png\|thumb\|The lovechild of Mewtwo and Lucario that resulted from the above pic. Neither wants to claim responsibility for this abomination.]]
	[[Virgins\|Pokémon fans]] get into [[nerd rage\|furious arguments on forums]] about how he is a copy of another Pokémon called Lucario, or something, and that [[Lucario]] had [[stolen\|copied]] his moves in [[Super Smash Bros.]] from Mewtwo. For a taste of idiocy rivaling a [[Gaia]] discussion, check the [[serious business]] from these forum threads:		[[Virgins\|Pokémon fans]] get into [[nerd rage\|furious arguments on forums]] about how he is a copy of another Pokémon called Lucario, or something, and that [[Lucario]] had [[stolen\|copied]] his moves in [[Super Smash Bros.]] from Mewtwo. For a taste of idiocy rivaling a [[Gaia]] discussion, check the [[serious business]] from these forum threads:

imported>Unknown: Created page with " A long, long time ago, somewhere around 1998, a plague swept over America. Originating from the land of tentacles, this plague, known as Pokemans, raped the minds of every chil..."

2011-04-16T09:08:12Z

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A long, long time ago, somewhere around 1998, a plague swept over America. Originating from the land of tentacles, this plague, known as Pokemans, raped the minds of every child, and [[Chris-chan]], into worshiping a god of rape. This god could destroy worlds, erase minds, turn some retard into stone, and even get on the cover of [[Time]] magazine. His minions invaded every school, hospital, and church, causing many a death and seizure. And lo, this god of rape looked upon the chaos, and it was good. But then Pokemon 2000 came out, and no one gave two monkey shits about '''Mewtwo''' anymore.

Taking the innocent form of a [[cute]] [[kitten]], no one ever suspected the true impact of evil his clone penis had - therefore, inevitably, [[sick fuck]] [[furries]] have [[shipping|paired]] him with every possible [[dick|living]] and [[Necrophilia|non-living thing]] in the Pokémon universe in both prose and picture. See gallery below for the grisly details. He is the [[batshit insane|Mind warrior]] [[Zippocat]] of the [[Pokémon]] universe and the [[Incest|twin brother]] of [[Lucario]].

He also refuses to be caught because he has an [[asshole|attitude]] and it's not his [[lie|destiny]], even if you try using a [[Scam|Master Ball]] he'll just hit it back at you with a tennis racket and call you a [[faggot]]. [[Fail|Failure]] will result in [[the game|losing the game]], and you'll have a problem because [[Pedophile|Professor Oak]] will not refund the [[over 9,000]] dollars it took to get the Master Ball in the first place and Mewtwo already kicked your ass back to [[ghetto|Pallet Town]] and [[gun|popped a cap up ur ass]]. All in all Mewtwo is a pretty violent fellow.

== [[Lucario]] and Mewtwo : EPIC BATTLE ==
[[Image:Mewtwolucarioplaying.PNG|thumb|[[Lucario]] and '''Mewtwo''' [[sex|playing]] a [[blowjob|friendly game]].]]
[[Image:Mewcario.png|thumb|The lovechild of Mewtwo and Lucario that resulted from the above pic. Neither wants to claim responsibility for this abomination.]]
[[Virgins|Pokémon fans]] get into [[nerd rage|furious arguments on forums]] about how he is a copy of another Pokémon called Lucario, or something, and that [[Lucario]] had [[stolen|copied]] his moves in [[Super Smash Bros.]] from Mewtwo. For a taste of idiocy rivaling a [[Gaia]] discussion, check the [[serious business]] from these forum threads:

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{{frame|<center>{{morphquote|mewtwoquotes|background-color: #ffffff; width:65%; height:250px|font-weight: bold;|[[Lucario|LUCARIO]] IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO [[ftw|FTW]]!|Freak_255, raging on the Gamespot Forums

|First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is [[uber]], the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are good fighter when used correctly.|L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums

|there both pretty damn [[crap]] overall, as weak as a point that is, there both more individual representatives for the [[pokémon]] [[animu|series]], it does feel like Lucario fights a lot like mewtwo when I have to play as him, aside from mewtwo's [[shit|second jump]] and etc.etc|nintensoldier, Gamespot Forums, Telling the absolute [[truth]].

|That's because it is. [[Lucario]] is just an [[lolcat|'improved' Mewtwo]] with a few different moves. [[truth|Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl]].|Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums

|[[lucario]] makes [[murder|sudden death]] even more [[now|sudden]] then it already is. Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and [[underwear|he wears shorts]]|Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums}}</center>|color=black}}
</center>

==Gallery==
[[Image:Thatfuckingmewtwo.jpg|thumb|If I see [[That fucking cat|that fucking Pokémon]] one more time...]]
The gallery shows what you can accomplish if you combine a [[lonely]] childhood with the cheapest available Wacom tablet.

{{cg|Gallery of his [[cooldude|COOLNESS]]|mewtwoimage|center|<gallery>
Image:Mewtworenamonplaytime.PNG|Mewtwo and Renamon collaborate for the ultimate copyright lawsuit.
Image:Mewtwogreatartlol.PNG|[[lie|Such great detail!]]
Image:Mewtworeasonylucariofight.PNG|This is why Mewtwo [[faggot|fans]] hate [[Lucario]].
Image:Dreamy by Hail NekoYasha.png|One of Mewtwo's favorite hobbies is giving Marth nightmares.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Mewtwoashfuck.jpg|Mewtwo: [[psychic]] and [[pedo|pedophile.]]
Image:Mewtwomindsex.PNG|Mindfuck at [[rape|work]]. Note the random [[Mudkip]] free from the [[massive damage]].
Image:Mewtwoeveryonewantsdigimon.PNG|Even [[Furaffinity]] mod, [[Dragon|Dragoneer]] gets in on the action.
Image:Mewtwobabyfur.PNG|Even [[Babyfur]]fags want him.
Image:MewtwoGuns.jpg|He's gonna get what's his
Image:Mewtwospread.PNG
Image:Mewtworenamonbaby.PNG|[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|JESUS CHRIST]]
Image:Mewtwonohands.PNG|[[masterbate|Look, ma! No hands!]]
Image:Mewtwoerhello.PNG
Image:Mewtwo-lucario1.jpg|[[Lucario]] taking it [[up the ass]].
Image:Luca mew2.jpg|Mewtwo using [[dick|his]] [[gay|powers]] for [[buttsecks|something useful]].
Image:Mewtwogaydildo.PNG|[[truth|Proof]] he is [[homo|GAY]].
Image:Mewtworenamonhug.PNG
Image:NintendOrgy.jpg
Image:Mewtwolucariohug.PNG|Mewtwo and [[Lucario]] [[masturbate|hugging]].
Image:Mewtwolucariowtfart.PNG|[[WTF]] IS THIS [[shit|SHIT]]!?
Image:Mewtwo Macro.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]
Image:Wuttwo.jpg|[[lolwut|Wuttwo]]
Image:PinkBondageMewtwoforGayFurfags.jpg|Pink is [[homo|GAY]].
Image:Mewtwoporn.jpg|Mewtwo and [[Gardevoir]] also hugging.
Image:Mewzard.png‎|<s>created by some sick [[furries]] mewtwo here got a new penis which happens to be a [[dragon|Charizard]] furries fail</s> Let's play a [[the game|game]]. It's called "count the errors in the previous sentence".
File:Giygas mewtwo comparison.png|A comparison of Mewtwo and [[Giygas]], [[yes|where his design was likely taken from]].
File:Mewtwo Captured.jpg|Monologues....
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== See Also ==
*''[[AGNPH]]''
*''[[Lucario]]''
*[[Mewchan]]
*[[Renamon]]
*[[Giygas]]
*''[[Science]]''
*''[[Butthurt]]''

==External Links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewtwo TOW]
*[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mewtwo_(Pok%C3%A9mon) TL;DR]
*[http://www.serebii.net/pokedex/150.shtml Serebii's] [http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-rs/150.shtml multiple] [http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-dp/150.shtml entries]
*[http://copycat.lidonet.net/ Typical fansite]

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