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imported>Jmariofan7 at 22:28, 18 November 2021

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	If this isn't enough to drive you to the point of insanity, then the controls will. Yoshio Sakamoto thought it was hilarious not to include the nunchuck attachment in the control scheme because he was "aiming for a more traditional gameplay style". This was a [[pretty cool guy\|pretty cool idea]] because 3 dimensional movement is best executed with a D-pad and one jump button and [[troll\|not being able to move while in first person]]. They also added fixed camera angles so you can not know where the fuck you are at all times. This game also has an [[no\|intricate]] combat system where you cannot kill most enemies unless you have a [[rage\|fully charged beam, beat the fucker into the dirt, and point blank him in the face]]. When you're not in first person mode it also auto aims your beam which [[truth\|makes the game not challenging whatsoever]]. Another lulzworthy addition is "investigation" mode where you literally [[rage\|stand still in first person mode and look in every direction until you can lock on to a pixel on the screen]]. Oh and instead of collecting heath and missiles in this one, [[Call of Duty 4\|you can regenerate it on the fly]]		If this isn't enough to drive you to the point of insanity, then the controls will. Yoshio Sakamoto thought it was hilarious not to include the nunchuck attachment in the control scheme because he was "aiming for a more traditional gameplay style". This was a [[pretty cool guy\|pretty cool idea]] because 3 dimensional movement is best executed with a D-pad and one jump button and [[troll\|not being able to move while in first person]]. They also added fixed camera angles so you can not know where the fuck you are at all times. This game also has an [[no\|intricate]] combat system where you cannot kill most enemies unless you have a [[rage\|fully charged beam, beat the fucker into the dirt, and point blank him in the face]]. When you're not in first person mode it also auto aims your beam which [[truth\|makes the game not challenging whatsoever]]. Another lulzworthy addition is "investigation" mode where you literally [[rage\|stand still in first person mode and look in every direction until you can lock on to a pixel on the screen]]. Oh and instead of collecting heath and missiles in this one, [[Call of Duty 4\|you can regenerate it on the fly]]

	Samus was the biggest tool used to troll fanboys. [[Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball\|Team Ninja]], using their brilliant [[wapanese]] minds, decided to, according to the whiny SJW fanbase, make her an “oversensitive, overdramatic princess that “always” needs all of the strong men to save her”, such as when [[lolwut\|she's ~~scared~~ of a huge lizard thing she's pwned at least 100 times in the ~~past~~]]. Combine this with a shitty generic [[animu]] voice and you got a “badass lady turned in to a shitty generic anime princess”, never mind the fact that Samus like most of the main Nintendo PCs was just an avatar of the player with no real personality in other games, but don’t bring this up to the crazy SJW fans or else they will flame the shit out of you.		Samus was the biggest tool used to troll fanboys. [[Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball\|Team Ninja]], using their brilliant [[wapanese]] minds, decided to, according to the whiny SJW fanbase, make her an “oversensitive, overdramatic princess that “always” needs all of the strong men to save her”, such as when [[lolwut\|she's “scared of a huge lizard thing she's pwned at least 100 times in the past”]] (at most she just freezes up but still kicks Ridley’s ass). Combine this with a shitty generic [[animu]] voice and you got a “badass lady turned in to a shitty generic anime princess”, never mind the fact that Samus like most of the main Nintendo PCs was just an avatar of the player with no real personality in other games, with any actual personality being in the Metroid Manga, which is what Other M is based off of, but don’t bring this up to the crazy SJW fans or else they will flame the shit out of you.
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imported>Jmariofan7 at 22:19, 18 November 2021

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	If this isn't enough to drive you to the point of insanity, then the controls will. Yoshio Sakamoto thought it was hilarious not to include the nunchuck attachment in the control scheme because he was "aiming for a more traditional gameplay style". This was a [[pretty cool guy\|pretty cool idea]] because 3 dimensional movement is best executed with a D-pad and one jump button and [[troll\|not being able to move while in first person]]. They also added fixed camera angles so you can not know where the fuck you are at all times. This game also has an [[no\|intricate]] combat system where you cannot kill most enemies unless you have a [[rage\|fully charged beam, beat the fucker into the dirt, and point blank him in the face]]. When you're not in first person mode it also auto aims your beam which [[truth\|makes the game not challenging whatsoever]]. Another lulzworthy addition is "investigation" mode where you literally [[rage\|stand still in first person mode and look in every direction until you can lock on to a pixel on the screen]]. Oh and instead of collecting heath and missiles in this one, [[Call of Duty 4\|you can regenerate it on the fly]]		If this isn't enough to drive you to the point of insanity, then the controls will. Yoshio Sakamoto thought it was hilarious not to include the nunchuck attachment in the control scheme because he was "aiming for a more traditional gameplay style". This was a [[pretty cool guy\|pretty cool idea]] because 3 dimensional movement is best executed with a D-pad and one jump button and [[troll\|not being able to move while in first person]]. They also added fixed camera angles so you can not know where the fuck you are at all times. This game also has an [[no\|intricate]] combat system where you cannot kill most enemies unless you have a [[rage\|fully charged beam, beat the fucker into the dirt, and point blank him in the face]]. When you're not in first person mode it also auto aims your beam which [[truth\|makes the game not challenging whatsoever]]. Another lulzworthy addition is "investigation" mode where you literally [[rage\|stand still in first person mode and look in every direction until you can lock on to a pixel on the screen]]. Oh and instead of collecting heath and missiles in this one, [[Call of Duty 4\|you can regenerate it on the fly]]

	Samus was the biggest tool used to troll fanboys. [[Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball\|Team Ninja]], using their brilliant [[wapanese]] minds, decided to make her an ~~oversensitive~~, overdramatic princess that needs all of the strong men to save ~~her~~, such as when [[lolwut\|she's scared of a huge lizard thing she's pwned at least 100 times in the past]]. Combine this with a shitty generic [[animu]] voice and you got a ~~badass~~ lady turned in to a shitty generic anime ~~princess. [[sarcasm\|HOO FUCKING RAY]]~~.		Samus was the biggest tool used to troll fanboys. [[Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball\|Team Ninja]], using their brilliant [[wapanese]] minds, decided to, according to the whiny SJW fanbase, make her an “oversensitive, overdramatic princess that “always” needs all of the strong men to save her”, such as when [[lolwut\|she's scared of a huge lizard thing she's pwned at least 100 times in the past]]. Combine this with a shitty generic [[animu]] voice and you got a “badass lady turned in to a shitty generic anime princess”, never mind the fact that Samus like most of the main Nintendo PCs was just an avatar of the player with no real personality in other games, but don’t bring this up to the crazy SJW fans or else they will flame the shit out of you.
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imported>Sidecar: /* External Links */ + commie games reviewer (worth own small article?}

2018-01-28T21:45:32Z

External Links: + commie games reviewer (worth own small article?}

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	*[http://www.metroid-database.com/ Metroid fan site]		*[http://www.metroid-database.com/ Metroid fan site]
	*[http://metroid2remake.blogspot.com/ Project AM2R - Metroid fan remake]		*[http://metroid2remake.blogspot.com/ Project AM2R - Metroid fan remake]
			*[https://averypublicsociologist.blogspot.in/2018/01/super-metroid-for-super-nintendo.html A marxist reviewer, on social class and gender roles in ''Super Metroid''] - no, really. (Archived: {{archive\|c1rRL\|1}} {{wayback\|https://averypublicsociologist.blogspot.in/2018/01/super-metroid-for-super-nintendo.html\|title=2}})

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imported>Mimkrys: /* Galleries */

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imported>Mimkrys: /* Galleries */

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	Image:Samus.jpg\|Samus in the new [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] game. Looks more like the fuckin' KKK, if you ask me. Oh wait that's [[trap\|a guy]] in there.		Image:Samus.jpg\|Samus in the new [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] game. Looks more like the fuckin' KKK, if you ask me. Oh wait that's [[trap\|a guy]] in there.
	Image:Supermetroidending.jpg\|Soak it in, because this is about as [[porn]]ographic as a Nintendo game gets.		Image:Supermetroidending.jpg\|Soak it in, because this is about as [[porn]]ographic as a Nintendo game gets.
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	Image:Cat_balling_up.gif\|<center>Morph Ball Acquired!</center>		Image:Cat_balling_up.gif\|<center>Morph Ball Acquired!</center>
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imported>Morris at 15:53, 29 December 2016

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	*[http://metroid2remake.blogspot.com/ Project AM2R - Metroid fan remake]		*[http://metroid2remake.blogspot.com/ Project AM2R - Metroid fan remake]

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imported>Yanama5 at 21:56, 11 October 2016

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	*'''[[pretty cool guy\|Metroid]]''' - I think metroid is a [[pretty cool guy]], eh collects upgrades and doesn't afraid of anything.		*'''[[pretty cool guy\|Metroid]]''' - I think metroid is a [[pretty cool guy]], eh collects upgrades and doesn't afraid of anything.

			===In Metroid Prime: Hunters===

			*'''[[Anonymous\|Sylux]]''': A [[lies\|'great marksman and infiltrator']] that uses a weapon that requires no aiming and wears a blaring bright neon blue and green colored suit. Hates the federation and their favorite [[whore\|callgirl]] Samus by proxy, [[China\|but still gladly steals all the federation's tech for his own use.]] Screams like a dinosaur when hit for some reason and flails his arms like a tard when getting out of his alt-form. [[Last Thursday]] he appeared in the endings of Metroid Prime 3 and Federation Force as sequel bait for a Metroid Prime 4 that is [[truth\|never going to be made.]]
			*'''[[cripples\|Weavel]]''': One of the many space pirates Samus raped over the years survived and was turned into a cyborg. [[Pwned\|This resulted in him getting immediately demoted from his position as a commander and forced to take up bounty hunting for a living]]. Oh, and despite being a space pirate and his cyborg body being made by space pirates, he somehow looks nothing like an actual fucking space pirate does. [[faggot\|But at least they gave him a ponytail so he'd feel prettier, I guess.]]
			*'''[[Lame\|Spire]]''': An alien rock monster who wants to find his family or some shit. He can stand in lava and not take damage but still gets pwned by the blowback of his own fire-based weapon. He's the least morally questionable of the six hunters and also the least interesting. His design and backstory are the result of a lazy copy paste of a failed project by Retro Studios.
			*'''[[Camel Spider\|Trace]]:''' Comes from a race of literal [[Invader Zim]] rip-offs that sends their [[13-year-old boy\|coming-of-age warriors]] out to conquer new planets for their evil empire. This is despite having bug armor so weak they have to resort to sniping and invisibility in order to win fights. His head is a red floating gumdrop.
			*'''[[Anders Behring Breivik\|Noxus]]''': One day a horse with back problems had sex with a 4-eyed blue beetle and the resulting abomination was Noxus. He comes from a race that's the Metroid equivelant of a [[Westboro Baptist Church]], bringing the icy hammer of justice down on all the godless faggots of the universe. Rundas rips off his design and ice powers in Corruption.
			*'''[[Steroids\|Kaden]]''': Kind of like Captain America if his super soldier serum gave him tard rage and caused him to kill his creators. [[Digimon\|Now he's out to be the very best bounty hunter like no one ever was with his favorite electric-based weapon by his side]], because [[fap\|what the fuck else is there to do in space?]] Batshit insane and violent, even though the worse he ever does to Samus is knock her out and steal her [[meth\|crystals.]]

	===In Metroid Prime 3===		===In Metroid Prime 3===

imported>Mantequilla at 19:44, 5 September 2015

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	{{spoilers\|Samus is a reverse trap!}}		{{spoilers\|Samus is a reverse trap!}}
	[[Image:Zerosamus.gif\|thumb\|300px\|right\|Every Metroidtard's wetdream of 100% COMPLEESHUN.]]		[[Image:Zerosamus.gif\|thumb\|300px\|right\|Every Metroidtard's wetdream of 100% COMPLEESHUN.]]
	'''''Metroid''''' is [[Nintendo]]'s [[recolor \| response]] to [[Halo]]. It borrows several things from [[Microsoft]]'s original idea and design, but it improves on a few things, such as featuring a [[female]] main character. In this game series, you get to be totally fucking lost in a really creepy dungeon in outer space. Gameplay involves backtracking through surreal levels, followed by more backtracking, and even more, all the while fighting off bizarre monsters that apparently have nothing better to do than crawl/fly around in the same preordained pattern for eternity. You also start to see a very annoying pattern in which you start the game off in what seems like it could be a suit of total win, but one slight bump on the head causes you to lose [[Delete Fucking Everything\|every--fucking--ability]]. Thankfully, this is mostly present in the ''Prime'' series, which even fewer people play than the other ones. You must then spend [[over 9000\|50]] painful hours recovering said abilities, so that you can use 3 of them on the final boss. Interestingly, the first game in the series, ''Metroid'', single-handedly emasculated an entire generation of gamers by showing them at the end of the game that the cool space bounty hunter guy they were playing as was actually a [[hott\|fucking sexy]][[woman]].		'''''Metroid''''' is [[Nintendo]]'s [[recolor \| response]] to [[Halo]]. It borrows several things from [[Microsoft]]'s original idea and design, but it improves on a few things, such as featuring a [[female]] main character. In this game series, you get to be totally fucking lost in a really creepy dungeon in outer space. Gameplay involves backtracking through surreal levels, followed by more backtracking, and even more, all the while fighting off bizarre monsters that apparently have nothing better to do than crawl/fly around in the same preordained pattern for eternity. You also start to see a very annoying pattern in which you start the game off in what seems like it could be a suit of total win, but one slight bump on the head causes you to lose [[Delete Fucking Everything\|every--fucking--ability]]. Thankfully, this is mostly present in the ''Prime'' series, which even fewer people play than the other ones. You must then spend [[over 9000\|50]] painful hours recovering said abilities, so that you can use 3 of them on the [[final boss]]. Interestingly, the first game in the series, ''Metroid'', single-handedly emasculated an entire generation of gamers by showing them at the end of the game that the cool space bounty hunter guy they were playing as was actually a [[hott\|fucking sexy]][[woman]].

	==The Games==		==The Games==

imported>SomeJackoff12321 at 22:05, 23 July 2015

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	Samus was the biggest tool used to troll fanboys. [[Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball\|Team Ninja]], using their brilliant [[wapanese]] minds, decided to make her an oversensitive, overdramatic princess that needs all of the strong men to save her, such as when [[lolwut\|she's scared of a huge lizard thing she's pwned at least 100 times in the past]]. Combine this with a shitty generic [[animu]] voice and you got a badass lady turned in to a shitty generic anime princess. [[sarcasm\|HOO FUCKING RAY]].		Samus was the biggest tool used to troll fanboys. [[Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball\|Team Ninja]], using their brilliant [[wapanese]] minds, decided to make her an oversensitive, overdramatic princess that needs all of the strong men to save her, such as when [[lolwut\|she's scared of a huge lizard thing she's pwned at least 100 times in the past]]. Combine this with a shitty generic [[animu]] voice and you got a badass lady turned in to a shitty generic anime princess. [[sarcasm\|HOO FUCKING RAY]].
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			===Metroid Prime: Federation Force===
			The year was 2015. The fanboys had been [[Lie\|patiently waiting]] for a new Metroid Game for five years. Then - the moment of truth - Nintendo anounced a new game at E3 2015. However, the fanboys' cheers of joy quickly faded into stunned silence. Metroid Prime Federation Force, which was to be released in 2016. The game was not to include the Nintendo's favorite fapbait Samus, but was instead to focus on a bunch of Federation Marines doing a bunch of shooting and shit in a format that resembles that of Call of Duty. Despite not being released yet, the game instantly garnered the unbridled [[nerd rage]] of a thousand screaming virgins.

			'''Fun Fact: Upon doing a Google search for "Metroid Prime: Federation Force", one of the first results one will see is a change.org petition to get Nintendo to [[lolwut\|"cancel the game"]].

	==Weapons and Equipment==		==Weapons and Equipment==

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Galleries */

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	*'''[[pretty cool guy\|Metroid]]''' - I think metroid is a [[pretty cool guy]], eh collects upgrades and doesn't afraid of anything.		*'''[[pretty cool guy\|Metroid]]''' - I think metroid is a [[pretty cool guy]], eh collects upgrades and doesn't afraid of anything.

			===In Metroid Prime: Hunters===

			*'''[[Anonymous\|Sylux]]''': A [[lies\|'great marksman and infiltrator']] that uses a weapon that requires no aiming and wears a blaring bright neon blue and green colored suit. Hates the federation and their favorite [[whore\|callgirl]] Samus by proxy, [[China\|but still gladly steals all the federation's tech for his own use.]] Screams like a dinosaur when hit for some reason and flails his arms like a tard when getting out of his alt-form. [[Last Thursday]] he appeared in the endings of Metroid Prime 3 and Federation Force as sequel bait for a Metroid Prime 4 that is [[truth\|never going to be made.]]
			*'''[[cripples\|Weavel]]''': One of the many space pirates Samus raped over the years survived and was turned into a cyborg. [[Pwned\|This resulted in him getting immediately demoted from his position as a commander and forced to take up bounty hunting for a living]]. Oh, and despite being a space pirate and his cyborg body being made by space pirates, he somehow looks nothing like an actual fucking space pirate does. [[faggot\|But at least they gave him a ponytail so he'd feel prettier, I guess.]]
			*'''[[Lame\|Spire]]''': An alien rock monster who wants to find his family or some shit. He can stand in lava and not take damage but still gets pwned by the blowback of his own fire-based weapon. He's the least morally questionable of the six hunters and also the least interesting. His design and backstory are the result of a lazy copy paste of a failed project by Retro Studios.
			*'''[[Camel Spider\|Trace]]:''' Comes from a race of literal [[Invader Zim]] rip-offs that sends their [[13-year-old boy\|coming-of-age warriors]] out to conquer new planets for their evil empire. This is despite having bug armor so weak they have to resort to sniping and invisibility in order to win fights. His head is a red floating gumdrop.
			*'''[[Anders Behring Breivik\|Noxus]]''': One day a horse with back problems had sex with a 4-eyed blue beetle and the resulting abomination was Noxus. He comes from a race that's the Metroid equivelant of a [[Westboro Baptist Church]], bringing the icy hammer of justice down on all the godless faggots of the universe. Rundas rips off his design and ice powers in Corruption.
			*'''[[Steroids\|Kaden]]''': Kind of like Captain America if his super soldier serum gave him tard rage and caused him to kill his creators. [[Digimon\|Now he's out to be the very best bounty hunter like no one ever was with his favorite electric-based weapon by his side]], because [[fap\|what the fuck else is there to do in space?]] Batshit insane and violent, even though the worse he ever does to Samus is knock her out and steal her [[meth\|crystals.]]

	===In Metroid Prime 3===		===In Metroid Prime 3===