Metal Slug - Revision history

imported>Moshe Finkberg at 12:38, 3 November 2022

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	===The Graphics===		===The Graphics===
	[[File:Metalslug themovie.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:Metalslug themovie.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A movie that never came to be, causing widespread fanboy butthurt]]
	The games are also known for their amazing graphics, thanks to '''every single action''' having [[over 9,000]] frames of animation, which of course makes it awesome. You see everybody running in a super-smooth running cycle? Awesome, isn't it? You see that hippie in his skivvies unfolding that sheet to give some crap to you? Man, that was the best unfolding I've ever seen. Hey dawg, check out that guy crouching. Not even you or I could crouch that realistically. Ah man, that is some tight idle stance! Dude, you know how Sonic the Hedgehog has that thing where he gets all uppity at you for being lazy? That is GARBAGE compared to this.		The games are also known for their amazing graphics, thanks to '''every single action''' having [[over 9,000]] frames of animation, which of course makes it awesome. You see everybody running in a super-smooth running cycle? Awesome, isn't it? You see that hippie in his skivvies unfolding that sheet to give some crap to you? Man, that was the best unfolding I've ever seen. Hey dawg, check out that guy crouching. Not even you or I could crouch that realistically. Ah man, that is some tight idle stance! Dude, you know how Sonic the Hedgehog has that thing where he gets all uppity at you for being lazy? That is GARBAGE compared to this.

imported>CrackRabbit at 20:45, 10 November 2013

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	[[File:Spendmoreqaurtersplayingmetalslug.jpg\|230px\|right]]		[[File:Spendmoreqaurtersplayingmetalslug.jpg\|230px\|right]]
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	===The Graphics===		===The Graphics===
			[[File:Metalslug themovie.jpg\|thumb\|right]]
	The games are also known for their amazing graphics, thanks to '''every single action''' having [[over 9,000]] frames of animation, which of course makes it awesome. You see everybody running in a super-smooth running cycle? Awesome, isn't it? You see that hippie in his skivvies unfolding that sheet to give some crap to you? Man, that was the best unfolding I've ever seen. Hey dawg, check out that guy crouching. Not even I could crouch that realistically. Ah man, that is some tight idle stance! Dude, you know how Sonic the Hedgehog has that thing where he gets all uppity at you for being lazy? That is GARBAGE compared to this.		The games are also known for their amazing graphics, thanks to '''every single action''' having [[over 9,000]] frames of animation, which of course makes it awesome. You see everybody running in a super-smooth running cycle? Awesome, isn't it? You see that hippie in his skivvies unfolding that sheet to give some crap to you? Man, that was the best unfolding I've ever seen. Hey dawg, check out that guy crouching. Not even you or I could crouch that realistically. Ah man, that is some tight idle stance! Dude, you know how Sonic the Hedgehog has that thing where he gets all uppity at you for being lazy? That is GARBAGE compared to this.

	=== The Story ===		=== The Story ===

imported>CrackRabbit: /* Metal Slug, The Arcade Game Series */

2013-10-19T20:17:12Z

Metal Slug, The Arcade Game Series

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	== Metal Slug, The Arcade Game Series ==		== Metal Slug, The Arcade Game Series ==
			[[File:BiggestraceteerofchildhoodMetalSlug.jpg\|thumb\|right]]
	''Metal Slug'' is the only 90s [[arcade]] game series worth playing. It is one of the only series that allows you to [[pwn]] zombies, [[azn]]s, Arab, aliens and wannabe [[nazi]]s occasionally all in the same game. Teh game is composed of 85% [[EPIC WIN]] and 23.5% Dr. Pepper.		''Metal Slug'' is the only 90s [[arcade]] game series worth playing. It is one of the only series that allows you to [[pwn]] zombies, [[azn]]s, Arab, aliens and wannabe [[nazi]]s occasionally all in the same game. Teh game is composed of 85% [[EPIC WIN]] and 23.5% Dr. Pepper.

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	[http://lu.scio.us/hentai/albums/metal-slug-hentai/page/1]--->Now here`s the link to a gallery of Metal Slug Hentai for all you sick fucks who were too lazy to type in "Metal Slug Hentai" on Google.		[http://lu.scio.us/hentai/albums/metal-slug-hentai/page/1]--->Now here`s the link to a gallery of Metal Slug Hentai for all you sick fucks who were too lazy to type in "Metal Slug Hentai" on Google.


	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

imported>CrackRabbit at 19:58, 19 October 2013

2013-10-19T19:58:11Z

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	== Metal Slug, The Bullet ==		== Metal Slug, The Bullet ==

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* The Characters */ rlr

2013-10-18T04:55:37Z

The Characters: rlr

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	*Clark - he is essentially [[Mario]] clone, other than being Physically very different from [[Mario]]		*Clark - he is essentially [[Mario]] clone, other than being Physically very different from [[Mario]]
	*[[Nazi\|General Morden]] - A clone of [[Hitler]] and [[Saddam Hussein]] who decided he should rule the world. Has huge armies of guys who die faster than redshirts and wears [[fag\|pink underwear]].		*[[Nazi\|General Morden]] - A clone of [[Hitler]] and [[Saddam Hussein]] who decided he should rule the world. Has huge armies of guys who die faster than redshirts and wears [[fag\|pink underwear]].
	*[[Japan\|Mars People]] - [[Tentacle ~~monster~~\|Tentacle monsters]] who [[rape\|raped]] the previous bad guy and tried to rape everyone else.		*[[Japan\|Mars People]] - [[Tentacle rape\|Tentacle monsters]] who [[rape\|raped]] the previous bad guy and tried to rape everyone else.
	*[[Jew\|Amadeus]] - A clone of [[Einstein]] that rule the world alongside [[Nazi\|Morden]] and has armed to the teeth with [[God\|Godlike]] [[Science\|Science & Technology]], plus he and his kin [[at least 100 years ago\|predates mankind for eons]]		*[[Jew\|Amadeus]] - A clone of [[Einstein]] that rule the world alongside [[Nazi\|Morden]] and has armed to the teeth with [[God\|Godlike]] [[Science\|Science & Technology]], plus he and his kin [[at least 100 years ago\|predates mankind for eons]]
	*[[Steroids\|Allen O'Neil]] - A roided bald psychopat who happens to be the most [[Buttsecks\|trustworthy soldier on Morden´s army.]]Often comes with a heavy machine gun,grenades and can be a real nightmare if you are a noob.		*[[Steroids\|Allen O'Neil]] - A roided bald psychopat who happens to be the most [[Buttsecks\|trustworthy soldier on Morden´s army.]]Often comes with a heavy machine gun,grenades and can be a real nightmare if you are a noob.

imported>SuicideKing: /* The Characters */

2013-10-18T04:38:15Z

The Characters

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	*[[Nazi\|General Morden]] - A clone of [[Hitler]] and [[Saddam Hussein]] who decided he should rule the world. Has huge armies of guys who die faster than redshirts and wears [[fag\|pink underwear]].		*[[Nazi\|General Morden]] - A clone of [[Hitler]] and [[Saddam Hussein]] who decided he should rule the world. Has huge armies of guys who die faster than redshirts and wears [[fag\|pink underwear]].
	*[[Japan\|Mars People]] - [[Tentacle monster\|Tentacle monsters]] who [[rape\|raped]] the previous bad guy and tried to rape everyone else.		*[[Japan\|Mars People]] - [[Tentacle monster\|Tentacle monsters]] who [[rape\|raped]] the previous bad guy and tried to rape everyone else.
	*Jew - A clone of [[Einstein]] that rule the world alongside [[Nazi\|Morden]] and has armed to the teeth with [[God\|Godlike]] [[Science\|Science & Technology]], plus he and his kin [[at least 100 years ago\|predates mankind for eons]]		*[[Jew\|Amadeus]] - A clone of [[Einstein]] that rule the world alongside [[Nazi\|Morden]] and has armed to the teeth with [[God\|Godlike]] [[Science\|Science & Technology]], plus he and his kin [[at least 100 years ago\|predates mankind for eons]]
			*[[Steroids\|Allen O'Neil]] - A roided bald psychopat who happens to be the most [[Buttsecks\|trustworthy soldier on Morden´s army.]]Often comes with a heavy machine gun,grenades and can be a real nightmare if you are a noob.

	=== The Gameplay ===		=== The Gameplay ===

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	*Clark - he is essentially [[Mario]] clone, other than being Physically very different from [[Mario]]		*Clark - he is essentially [[Mario]] clone, other than being Physically very different from [[Mario]]
	*[[Nazi\|General Morden]] - A clone of [[Hitler]] and [[Saddam Hussein]] who decided he should rule the world. Has huge armies of guys who die faster than redshirts and wears [[fag\|pink underwear]].		*[[Nazi\|General Morden]] - A clone of [[Hitler]] and [[Saddam Hussein]] who decided he should rule the world. Has huge armies of guys who die faster than redshirts and wears [[fag\|pink underwear]].
	*[[Japan\|Mars People]] - [[Tentacle ~~monster~~\|Tentacle monsters]] who [[rape\|raped]] the previous bad guy and tried to rape everyone else.		*[[Japan\|Mars People]] - [[Tentacle rape\|Tentacle monsters]] who [[rape\|raped]] the previous bad guy and tried to rape everyone else.
	*[[Jew\|Amadeus]] - A clone of [[Einstein]] that rule the world alongside [[Nazi\|Morden]] and has armed to the teeth with [[God\|Godlike]] [[Science\|Science & Technology]], plus he and his kin [[at least 100 years ago\|predates mankind for eons]]		*[[Jew\|Amadeus]] - A clone of [[Einstein]] that rule the world alongside [[Nazi\|Morden]] and has armed to the teeth with [[God\|Godlike]] [[Science\|Science & Technology]], plus he and his kin [[at least 100 years ago\|predates mankind for eons]]
	*[[Steroids\|Allen O'Neil]] - A roided bald psychopat who happens to be the most [[Buttsecks\|trustworthy soldier on Morden´s army.]]Often comes with a heavy machine gun,grenades and can be a real nightmare if you are a noob.		*[[Steroids\|Allen O'Neil]] - A roided bald psychopat who happens to be the most [[Buttsecks\|trustworthy soldier on Morden´s army.]]Often comes with a heavy machine gun,grenades and can be a real nightmare if you are a noob.

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	*[[Nazi\|General Morden]] - A clone of [[Hitler]] and [[Saddam Hussein]] who decided he should rule the world. Has huge armies of guys who die faster than redshirts and wears [[fag\|pink underwear]].		*[[Nazi\|General Morden]] - A clone of [[Hitler]] and [[Saddam Hussein]] who decided he should rule the world. Has huge armies of guys who die faster than redshirts and wears [[fag\|pink underwear]].
	*[[Japan\|Mars People]] - [[Tentacle monster\|Tentacle monsters]] who [[rape\|raped]] the previous bad guy and tried to rape everyone else.		*[[Japan\|Mars People]] - [[Tentacle monster\|Tentacle monsters]] who [[rape\|raped]] the previous bad guy and tried to rape everyone else.
	*Jew - A clone of [[Einstein]] that rule the world alongside [[Nazi\|Morden]] and has armed to the teeth with [[God\|Godlike]] [[Science\|Science & Technology]], plus he and his kin [[at least 100 years ago\|predates mankind for eons]]		*[[Jew\|Amadeus]] - A clone of [[Einstein]] that rule the world alongside [[Nazi\|Morden]] and has armed to the teeth with [[God\|Godlike]] [[Science\|Science & Technology]], plus he and his kin [[at least 100 years ago\|predates mankind for eons]]
			*[[Steroids\|Allen O'Neil]] - A roided bald psychopat who happens to be the most [[Buttsecks\|trustworthy soldier on Morden´s army.]]Often comes with a heavy machine gun,grenades and can be a real nightmare if you are a noob.

	=== The Gameplay ===		=== The Gameplay ===