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	'''Menopause''' is what happens when women become absolutely useless. The woman with such an affliction will come to realize this, and so become more of a [[bitch]] than ever before. By this time the [[woman]] has become very [[old]], her breasts will sag (more), she'll gain (more) wrinkles, she'll have become ugly(er), and she will have "accidents" outside of the bathroom (more often). Thus her bitchiness will be no excuse any longer, as the respectable [[man]] will realize that he will never get laid by her again (and indeed, will no longer want to), as opposed to the .000000000001% chance of having sex with his wife he had before ~~the~~ menopause. This will cause him to walk out on her, which only justifies her fears and makes her symptoms ~~worse~~. ~~With combined~~ irritability, hot flashes (which are not as "hot" as one would think), weight gain, and gassiness, [[you]] will be lucky ~~enough~~ to make it out alive, especially if this lady is [[your mom]].		'''Menopause''' (or ''the'' menopause, if you're a [[britfag]]) is what happens when women become absolutely useless. The woman with such an affliction will come to realize this, and so become more of a [[bitch]] than ever before. By this time, the [[woman]] has become very [[old]], her breasts will sag (more), she'll gain (more) wrinkles, she'll have become ugly(er), and she will have "accidents" outside of the bathroom (more often). Thus her bitchiness will be no excuse any longer, as the respectable [[man]] will realize that he will never get laid by her again (and indeed, will no longer want to), as opposed to the .000000000001% chance of having sex with his wife he had before menopause. This will cause him to walk out on her, which only justifies her fears and makes exacerbates her symptoms. Combined with irritability, hot flashes (which are not as "hot" as one would think), [[Feeder\|weight gain]], and gassiness, [[you]] will be lucky to make it out alive, especially if this lady is [[your mom]].


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	==Menopause==		==Menopause==
	At this stage (around 60 or so), an average woman will have hit menopause. This means that her ovaries are beginning to ~~stop working~~ and her hormones ~~are~~ running more rampant that a twelve year old girl who just hit [[puberty]]. Since women are only good for:		At this stage (around 55 or so), an average woman will have hit menopause. This means that her ovaries are beginning to shut down and the endocrine response has her hormones running more rampant that a twelve year old girl who just hit [[puberty]]. Since women are only good for:

	*Birthing sons		*Birthing sons
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	*Making sandwiches		*Making sandwiches

	and she can no longer do two out of the three (since it is doubtful she will be able to get wet with her uterus all dried up), she will begin to feel useless. This is magnified as her hormones hold her hostage, making her flip from "happy" to "bitch" to "FLAMING ANTI-CHRIST FROM ~~HELL~~ WHO HAS COME TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL".		and she can no longer do two out of the three (since it is doubtful she will be able to get wet with her uterus all dried up), she will begin to feel useless. This is magnified as her hormones hold her hostage, making her flip from "happy" to "bitch" to "FLAMING ANTI-CHRIST FROM THE OUTER DARKNESS WHO HAS COME TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL".

	==Other Symptoms==		==Other Symptoms==
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	*Hot flushes		*Hot flushes
	*Cold flushes		*Cold flushes
	*Irritability (no shit)		*Irritability (no shit)
	*Loss of horniness- but who'd wanna tap that anyway?		*Loss of horniness- but who'd wanna tap that anyway?
	*Dry ~~vagina~~		*Dry cooze
	*Crying		*[[BAW\|Crying]]
	*Sudden bouts of bloat - which is just a wimmin excuse when they get fat and saggy with age		*Sudden bouts of bloat - which is just a wimmin excuse when they get fat and saggy with age
	*Weight gain		*Weight gain
	*[[an hero\|Depression]]		*[[an hero\|Depression]]
	*Hair loss		*[[Bald\|Hair loss]]
	*Hair gain around the upper lip		*Hair gain around the upper lip
	*Aching joints/ breast tenderness		*Aching joints/ breast tenderness
	*~~Boils on vagina~~		*Vaginal boils
	*Urges for [[~~furry\|~~bestiality]]		*Urges for [[bestiality]]
	*Yelling at husband/partner that he/she has never satisfied her		*Yelling at husband/partner that he/she has never satisfied her
	*Yelling at children that they are useless		*Yelling at children that they are useless
	*Becoming a ~~demon from hell~~		*Becoming a [[Skyrim\|hagraven]]
	*Refusing to make a sammich		*Refusing to make a sammich

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	==Other Symptoms==		==Other Symptoms==
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	*~~hot~~ flushes		*Hot flushes
	*~~cold~~ flushes		*Cold flushes
	*~~irritability~~ (no shit)		*Irritability (no shit)
	*~~loss~~ of horniness- but who'd wanna tap that anyway?		*Loss of horniness- but who'd wanna tap that anyway?
	*~~dry~~ vagina		*Dry vagina
	*~~crying~~		*Crying
	*~~sudden~~ bouts of bloat- which is just a wimmin excuse when they get fat and saggy with age		*Sudden bouts of bloat - which is just a wimmin excuse when they get fat and saggy with age
	*~~weight~~ gain		*Weight gain
	*[[an hero\|~~depression~~]]		*[[an hero\|Depression]]
	*~~hair~~ loss		*Hair loss
	*~~hair~~ gain around the upper lip		*Hair gain around the upper lip
	*~~aching~~ joints/ breast tenderness		*Aching joints/ breast tenderness
	*~~boils~~ on vagina		*Boils on vagina
	*~~urges~~ for [[furry\|bestiality]]		*Urges for [[furry\|bestiality]]
	*~~yelling~~ at husband/partner that he/she has never satisfied her		*Yelling at husband/partner that he/she has never satisfied her
	*~~yelling~~ at children that they are useless		*Yelling at children that they are useless
	*~~becoming~~ a demon from hell		*Becoming a demon from hell
	*~~refusing~~ to make a sammich		*Refusing to make a sammich

	==Explained Through Video==		==Explained Through Video==

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	[http://www.project-aware.org/Experience/symptoms.shtml All the symptoms]		*[http://www.project-aware.org/Experience/symptoms.shtml All the symptoms]


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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	[http://www.project-aware.org/Experience/symptoms.shtml\|All the symptoms]		[http://www.project-aware.org/Experience/symptoms.shtml All the symptoms]

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	Menopause is what happens when women become absolutely useless. The woman with such an affliction will come to realize this, and so become more of a [[bitch]] than ever before. By this time the [[woman]] has become very [[old]], her breasts will sag (more), she'll gain (more) wrinkles, she'll have become ugly(er), and she will have "accidents" outside of the bathroom (more often). Thus her bitchiness will be no excuse any longer, as the respectable [[man]] will realize that he will never get laid by her again (and indeed, will no longer want to), as opposed to the .000000000001% chance of having sex with his wife he had before the menopause. This will cause him to walk out on her, which only justifies her fears and makes her symptoms worse. With combined irritability, hot flashes (which are not as "hot" as one would think), weight gain, and gassiness, [[you]] will be lucky enough to make it out alive, especially if this lady is [[your mom]].		'''Menopause''' is what happens when women become absolutely useless. The woman with such an affliction will come to realize this, and so become more of a [[bitch]] than ever before. By this time the [[woman]] has become very [[old]], her breasts will sag (more), she'll gain (more) wrinkles, she'll have become ugly(er), and she will have "accidents" outside of the bathroom (more often). Thus her bitchiness will be no excuse any longer, as the respectable [[man]] will realize that he will never get laid by her again (and indeed, will no longer want to), as opposed to the .000000000001% chance of having sex with his wife he had before the menopause. This will cause him to walk out on her, which only justifies her fears and makes her symptoms worse. With combined irritability, hot flashes (which are not as "hot" as one would think), weight gain, and gassiness, [[you]] will be lucky enough to make it out alive, especially if this lady is [[your mom]].

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	==Other Symptoms==		==Other Symptoms==
	[[File:menopause1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Being black is now the least of your problems]]		<!--[[File:menopause1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Being black is now the least of your problems]]-->
	*hot ~~flashes~~		*hot flushes
	*cold ~~flashes~~		*cold flushes
	*irritability (no shit)		*irritability (no shit)
	*loss of horniness- but who'd wanna tap that anyway?		*loss of horniness- but who'd wanna tap that anyway?
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	*becoming a demon from hell		*becoming a demon from hell
	*refusing to make a sammich		*refusing to make a sammich


	==Explained Through Video==		==Explained Through Video==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[~~butthurt~~]]
			*[[Old people]]
			*[[Women]]
	*[[Your Mom]]		*[[Your Mom]]
	*[[An hero]]
	*[[Fear]]
	*[[Women]]
	==External Links==		==External Links==
	[http://www.project-aware.org/Experience/symptoms.shtml\|All the symptoms]		[http://www.project-aware.org/Experience/symptoms.shtml\|All the symptoms]