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	Whether they are toddlers, whether they are grown up, whether they play with toys, whether they read novels, whether they play board ~~games~~, whether they play video games, whether they practice sports, '''men''' are all inherently great hairy piles of lust and [[rage]]. These latent ~~rapists~~ and ~~murderers~~ believe themselves to be "nice guys", because they are slightly less of an asshole than their local drug pusher. Men, chunks of unbridled muscle, run the world with a sadistic smile. They shoot their [[gun]]s and smoke their cigars with giant protruding erections, stopping only to occasionally [[rape]] and pillage [[your mother]].		Whether they are toddlers, whether they are grown up, whether they play with toys, whether they read novels, whether they play [[board game]]s, whether they play [[video games]], whether they practice sports, '''men''' are all inherently great hairy piles of lust and [[rage]]. These latent [[rapist]]s and [[murderer]]s believe themselves to be "nice guys", because they are slightly less of an asshole than their local [[dealer\|drug pusher]]. Men, chunks of unbridled muscle, run the world with a sadistic smile. They shoot their [[gun]]s and smoke their cigars with giant protruding erections, stopping only to occasionally rape and pillage [[your mother]].

	[[File:Baby-fuck.jpg\|thumb\|[[Babyfuck\|Going about his daily chores]]]]		[[File:Baby-fuck.jpg\|thumb\|[[Babyfuck\|Going about his daily chores]]]]
	[[File:toomany.jpg\|thumb\|[[Doing it wrong]]]]		[[File:toomany.jpg\|thumb\|[[Doing it wrong]]]]

	Unfortunately, this is not always the case. [[feminism\|Women meddling with evolution]] has caused an outlawing of rape and dominance, allowing the weak and pathetic men to reproduce rapidly like ants. These vast hordes have no true masculinity, existing only to serve women as slaves, which have created many large but dreaded subspecie families, see: ''[[fags]]'', ''[[~~neck beard~~]]s'', ''[[~~transvestite~~]]'', ''[[furries]]'', ''[[you]]'', and so on. Currently they completely outnumber all masculine individuals. The only true solution to this problem is to treat all men like the roosters they are and [[pwnt\|decapitate]] every man who doesn't have a tall, broad and handsome physique, and a loyal mind of their own. Only then will the world be free from wars ~~and~~ degeneration.		Unfortunately, this is not always the case. [[feminism\|Women meddling with evolution]] has caused an outlawing of rape and dominance, allowing the weak and pathetic men to reproduce rapidly like ants. These vast hordes have no true masculinity, existing only to serve women as slaves like bees, which have created many large but dreaded subspecie families, see: ''[[fags]]'', ''[[neckbeard]]s'', ''[[trannies]]'', ''[[furries]]'', ''[[you]]'', and so on. Currently they completely outnumber all masculine individuals. The only true solution to this problem is to treat all men like the roosters they are and [[pwnt\|decapitate]] every man who doesn't have a tall, broad and handsome physique, and a loyal mind of their own. Only then will the world be free from the wars of degeneration.

	==Activities==		==Activities==
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	==A List Of Some Notable Men==		==A List Of Some Notable Men==
			[[File:Gigachad.jpg\|thumb\|260px\|Giga[[Chad]]]]

	*[[Cockmongler\|Grinman]]		*[[Cockmongler\|Grinman]]
	*[[Chad]]
	*[[Duke Nukem]]		*[[Duke Nukem]]
	*[[Osama bin Laden]]		*[[Osama bin Laden]]
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	*[[Iron Man]]		*[[Iron Man]]
	*[[Superman]]		*[[Superman]]
	*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]		*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger\|Arnold S. Nigger]]
	*[[God]]		*[[God]]
	*[[Weev]]		*[[Weev]]

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	==The State Of Men==		==The State Of Men==

			The common male generally consists of [[pathetic]] balls of whimpering cowardice that hover on the sidelines, while the ''real'' manly men play a good hard game of [[handegg]] or [[football\|soccerbawl]]. These other men sit on the bench painting their nails, considering that operation, or get [[fat]], while the real deal d00ds are out on the field rubbing their testicles in the dirt.

	[[File:Manlypillow.jpg\|thumb\|What many men desire to be.]]		[[File:Manlypillow.jpg\|thumb\|What many men desire to be.]]

	The common male generally consists of [[pathetic]] balls of whimpering cowardice that hover on the sidelines, while the ''real'' manly men play a good hard game of [[handegg]] or [[football\|soccerbawl]]. These other men sit on the bench painting their nails, considering that operation, or get [[fat]], while the real deal d00ds are out on the field rubbing their testicles in the dirt.

	These testicle rubbers are also deplorable examples of humanity. Drooling neanderthals that woop and holler at the sight of an [[x-box\|x bawks]], some pizza and a keg. More commonly known as the [[Douchebag]], these sad sacks of walking degeneration have passed their glory days of date-raping high school girls while they flunk off class, now working as your regular gas attendant or McDonalds drive-through server. They spend their free time having sweaty greased up sexy time with their [[retards\|"bros"]] muttering the occasional [[no homo]] to ward off depression.		These testicle rubbers are also deplorable examples of humanity. Drooling neanderthals that woop and holler at the sight of an [[x-box\|x bawks]], some pizza and a keg. More commonly known as the [[Douchebag]], these sad sacks of walking degeneration have passed their glory days of date-raping high school girls while they flunk off class, now working as your regular gas attendant or McDonalds drive-through server. They spend their free time having sweaty greased up sexy time with their [[retards\|"bros"]] muttering the occasional [[no homo]] to ward off depression.
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	*[[Cockmongler\|Grinman]]		*[[Cockmongler\|Grinman]]
			*[[Chad]]
	*[[Duke Nukem]]		*[[Duke Nukem]]
	*[[Osama bin Laden]]		*[[Osama bin Laden]]
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	*[[Iron Man]]		*[[Iron Man]]
	*[[Superman]]		*[[Superman]]
			*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]
	*[[God]]		*[[God]]
	*[[Weev]]		*[[Weev]]

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	==[[LOLDONGS\|DONGS GLORIOUS DONGS]]==		==[[LOLDONGS\|DONGS]] GLORIOUS DONGS==
			[[File:Psilocybe cubensis Penis Envy.jpg\|thumb\|230px\|picrel.]]

	~~<br>~~		Attached to the groin area of most men, these usually floppy doo-dahs are used for a large variety of activities. The lesser known, though equally marvelous, [[testicles\|ballbag]] dangles pendulously underneath, causing all other sorts of hilarity by impersonating your grandfather's face.
	Attached to the groin area of most men, these usually floppy doo-dahs are used for a large variety of activities. The lesser known, though equally marvelous, ballbag dangles pendulously underneath, causing all other sorts of hilarity by impersonating your grandfather's face.

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	Unfortunately, this is not always the case. [[feminism\|Women meddling with evolution]] has caused an outlawing of rape and dominance, allowing the weak and pathetic men to reproduce rapidly like ants. These vast hordes have no true masculinity, existing only to serve women as slaves, which have created many large but dreaded subspecie families, see: ''[[fags]]'', ''[[neck beard]]s'', ''[[transvestite]]'', ''[[furries]]'', ''[[you]]'', and so on. Currently they completely outnumber all masculine individuals. The only true solution to this problem is to treat all men like the roosters they are and [[pwnt\|decapitate]] every man who doesn't have a tall, broad and handsome physique, and a loyal mind of their own. Only then will the world be free from wars and degeneration.		Unfortunately, this is not always the case. [[feminism\|Women meddling with evolution]] has caused an outlawing of rape and dominance, allowing the weak and pathetic men to reproduce rapidly like ants. These vast hordes have no true masculinity, existing only to serve women as slaves, which have created many large but dreaded subspecie families, see: ''[[fags]]'', ''[[neck beard]]s'', ''[[transvestite]]'', ''[[furries]]'', ''[[you]]'', and so on. Currently they completely outnumber all masculine individuals. The only true solution to this problem is to treat all men like the roosters they are and [[pwnt\|decapitate]] every man who doesn't have a tall, broad and handsome physique, and a loyal mind of their own. Only then will the world be free from wars and degeneration.

	==Activities ~~of Men~~==		==Activities==

	===~~Work out~~===		===Workout===

	[[File:Hand Grips.jpg\|thumb\|MANLY]]		[[File:Hand Grips.jpg\|thumb\|MANLY]]
	~~[[File:Bernie the jew sanders.jpg\|thumb\|[[Bernie Sanders\|Eloquent writings]] on the state of men and sex]]~~
	~~[[File:Rage magazine for men.png\|thumb\|Manly reading material]]~~

	You know, that thing you never do, ever. Come on, [[Do you even lift]]? A man knows that lifting up pizza slices does not count as curls and getting up to take a dump does not count as squats. Getting off his ass and doing something about his body is a common method men use to cover up any lack of personality while attracting [[gay\|new friends]]. Even if it fails, at least it helps stave off [[~~Diabetes]], [[Fat~~]] and other [[~~Neckbeard~~]] ailments.		You know, that thing you never do, ever. Come on, [[do you even lift]]? A man knows that lifting up pizza slices does not count as curls and getting up to take a dump does not count as squats. Getting off his ass and doing something about his body is a common method men use to cover up any lack of personality while attracting [[gay\|new friends]]. Even if it fails, at least it helps stave off [[diabetes]] and other [[neckbeard]] ailments.

	===[[sex\|~~Fuck~~]]===		===[[sex\|Make out]]===
			[[File:Bernie the jew sanders.jpg\|thumb\|[[Bernie Sanders\|Eloquent writings]] on the state of men and sex]]

	If your typical man can manage to find a [[~~Your~~ mom\|disgusting woman with the least amount of self respect possible]], they may very well get their dick wet before the night is over. However, if the man's horrifyingly deformed features don't manage to land him a pretty lady, a potato with a hole in it, [[rape]], [[a cat is fine too\|a cat]] will easily satisfy his depraved needs. This is the shortest of the man's activities and will usually last around 10-15 seconds. Men fuck for many reasons, but the top two are [[~~bored~~]] or [[~~depressed~~]].		If your typical man can manage to find a [[your mom\|disgusting woman with the least amount of self respect possible]], they may very well get their dick wet before the night is over. However, if the man's horrifyingly deformed features don't manage to land him a pretty lady, a potato with a hole in it, [[rape]], [[a cat is fine too\|a cat]] will easily satisfy his depraved needs. This is the shortest of the man's activities and will usually last around 10-15 seconds. Men fuck for many reasons, but the top two are [[boredom]] and [[depression]].

	===~~Eat~~===		===Pig out===
			[[File:Rage magazine for men.png\|thumb\|Manly reading material]]

	Men are notorious in their slightly overzealous eating habits. They will clean out your fridge in a matter of seconds, shoving as much meat into their face as possible. They will then wash it all down with 300,000 gallons of [[Mountain Dew]] and top it all off with a delicious [[cock\|twinkie]]. Men eat for many reasons, but the top two are [[~~bored~~]] or [[~~depressed~~]].		Men are notorious in their slightly overzealous eating habits. They will clean out your fridge in a matter of seconds, shoving as much meat into their face as possible. They will then wash it all down with 300,000 gallons of [[Mountain Dew]] and top it all off with a delicious [[cock\|twinkie]]. Men eat for many reasons, but the top two are [[boredom]] and [[depression]].

	===~~Drink~~===		===Blackout===

	After a decent meal, men will then undoubtedly crack open a few of the cheapest most commercial cans of [[beer]] they can find, then flop down on the couch to catch a [[the game\|game]] of [[handegg]]. This can escalate, however, and you may end up with a large frat party on your hands. Upside down drinking contests and [[Mantrain\|awkward sexual experiences with other men]] abound. Leave them hanging off the side of their parents' bed with various swearwords scribbled on their naked arse and a whole heap of regret. Men drink for many reasons, but the top two are [[~~bored~~]] or [[~~depressed~~]].		After a decent meal, men will then undoubtedly crack open a few of the cheapest most commercial cans of [[beer]] they can find, then flop down on the couch to catch a [[the game\|game]] of [[handegg]]. This can escalate, however, and you may end up with a large frat party on your hands. Upside down drinking contests and [[Mantrain\|awkward sexual experiences with other men]] abound. Leave them hanging off the side of their parents' bed with various swearwords scribbled on their naked arse and a whole heap of regret. Men drink for many reasons, but the top two are [[boredom]] and [[depression]].

	If you are a [[russian]] man, the drinking experience is slightly different.		If you are a [[russian]] man, the drinking experience is slightly different.

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	~~===1 to 10 for MEN===~~

	~~[[File:Beauty rating for men 4chan from 1 to 10.jpg\|center\|thumb\|Nonwhite men don't exist on 4chan.]]~~

	==The State Of Men==		==The State Of Men==
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			===1 to 10 for MEN===

			[[File:Beauty rating for men 4chan from 1 to 10.jpg\|center\|thumb\|Nonwhite men don't exist on 4chan.]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==