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	Between his [[retard\|simpleton]] personality, being disgustingly redundant, and his [[fail\|knack]] for grammar and spelling he is rather easy to spot.		Between his [[retard\|simpleton]] personality, being disgustingly redundant, and his [[fail\|knack]] for grammar and spelling he is rather easy to spot.

	~~[[File:Melodramatic.com_patrick_spam.jpg\|thumb\|''Typical day at Melo. Patrick is using the name asecretshopper.''‎]]~~
	==Two easy ways to spot Patrick.==		==Two easy ways to spot Patrick.==

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	[http://www.melodramatic.com Melodramatic.com] is a journal aggregation portal, similar to [[LiveJournal]] and [[DeadJournal]]. Mind blowingly, it manages to be more [[hipster]] than [[MySpace]].		[http://www.melodramatic.com Melodramatic.com] is a journal aggregation portal, similar to [[LiveJournal]] and [[DeadJournal]]. Mind blowingly, it manages to be more [[hipster]] than [[MySpace]].

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	==Jeffree Star==		==Jeffree Star==

	Believe it or not Melodramatic gave birth to the fugly [[transvestite]] and [[MySpace Celebrity~~]] known as~~ [[Jeffree Star]]. Prior to [[MySpace]] being a place for [[retard\|fucktards]] and other pieces of shit, Jeffree was a melo-celebrity that went by the name of [http://www.melodramatic.com/users/cunt Cunt.] Ever wondered where he came up with that stupid song "WE WANT CUNT"? Now you know.		Believe it or not Melodramatic gave birth to the fugly [[transvestite]] and MySpace Celebrity [[Jeffree Star]]. Prior to [[MySpace]] being a place for [[retard\|fucktards]] and other pieces of shit, Jeffree was a melo-celebrity that went by the name of [http://www.melodramatic.com/users/cunt Cunt.] Ever wondered where he came up with that stupid song "WE WANT CUNT"? Now you know.

	[[Image:patrick.jpg\|thumb\|''[[Sick Fuck\|Patrick- "I kno wat uve been doing with the site sara..."]]'']]		[[Image:patrick.jpg\|thumb\|''[[Sick Fuck\|Patrick- "I kno wat uve been doing with the site sara..."]]'']]
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	==BigCatPants==		==BigCatPants==

	One of the greatest trolls of melo BigCatPants was able to troll melo like never before. His greatest feat was when he fucked everyone on his hit list in the ass by forcing them to delete their own folders! [[lol]]! By tricking them into visiting his [[sock puppet]] profile his skills in java-script proved to be ~~[[disastrous\|911]]~~ for his victims. The screams and cries could be heard all through out the internets along with many threats of leaving melo forever.		One of the greatest trolls of melo BigCatPants was able to troll melo like never before. His greatest feat was when he fucked everyone on his hit list in the ass by forcing them to delete their own folders! [[lol]]! By tricking them into visiting his [[sock puppet]] profile his skills in java-script proved to be 9/11 for his victims. The screams and cries could be heard all through out the internets along with many threats of leaving melo forever.

	This brings forth a very important question; was this done for the [[lulz]]? Why yes! Yes it was! Feeling [[butthurt]] because people were being racist bastards and not respecting his Afghanistan authority he felt the need to enforce his e-peen. His second motive was an attempt to get banned from melo since he was too addicted to walk away on his own. Suicide by Admin.		This brings forth a very important question; was this done for the [[lulz]]? Why yes! Yes it was! Feeling [[butthurt]] because people were being racist bastards and not respecting his Afghanistan authority he felt the need to enforce his e-peen. His second motive was an attempt to get banned from melo since he was too addicted to walk away on his own. Suicide by Admin.

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[http://www.melodramatic.com Melodramatic.com] is a journal aggregation portal, similar to [[LiveJournal]] and [[DeadJournal]]. Mind blowingly, it manages to be more [[hipster]] than [[MySpace]].

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==The beginning and history of Melo.==

[[At least 100 years ago]] the owner Sara Sioux created Melodramatic for the lulz. She accomplished this well and attracted [[Emo]] from all over Los Angeles like a moth to the flame. Little did she know that the mass influx of [[Emo]] would eventually overload and [[pwn]] her server. Thus melo [[fail|died]] and everybody's shit got [[pwn|erased]].

Since Emo are the biggest subscriber of [[butthurt]] they all got pissy, packed up their shit, and headed to [[MySpace]].

==Too many smoke rings?==
Most of the features of the old "1.0" version are still exactly the same as the current "1.9" version; which is actually supposed to be "2.0" but due to the owner blowing too many smoke rings and her lack of PHP coding skills she [[fail|FAILS]] it.

Much like High School, the Internets have formed groups and cliques. “Melo” only has [[OVER 9000|9000]] users, most of which are [[emo]] [[faggot]] [[basement dwellers]] who are either too [[fat|ugly]], or too full of [[fail]] to be a quality myspacer. Thus “Melo” is more or less a group of loners that everyone else throws apple-cores and other trash at during lunch.

[[Image:Cuntstar.jpg|thumb|''[[faggot|CUNT]]'']]
==Jeffree Star==

Believe it or not Melodramatic gave birth to the fugly [[transvestite]] and [[MySpace Celebrity]] known as [[Jeffree Star]]. Prior to [[MySpace]] being a place for [[retard|fucktards]] and other pieces of shit, Jeffree was a melo-celebrity that went by the name of [http://www.melodramatic.com/users/cunt Cunt.] Ever wondered where he came up with that stupid song "WE WANT CUNT"? Now you know.

[[Image:patrick.jpg|thumb|''[[Sick Fuck|Patrick- "I kno wat uve been doing with the site sara..."]]'']]
==Patrick the lolcow==

Patrick was the biggest [[troll]] on melodramatic. But to many it soon became clear he was a batshit insane schizophrenic, as he continued to visit melo, create fake accounts and post nonsensical accusations toward the melo admins for 4 years. Using the original username 'trailertrash' he solicited an [[16 year old girl|underage girl]] for [[rape|sexy time]] on a chat forum and basically got shunned by users and admins alike. Patrick quickly became quite good at making new usernames and still spams melo to this very day even though [[permabanned]]. He is mostly ignored, but still drums up new conspiracies.

Between his [[retard|simpleton]] personality, being disgustingly redundant, and his [[fail|knack]] for grammar and spelling he is rather easy to spot.

[[File:Melodramatic.com_patrick_spam.jpg|thumb|''Typical day at Melo. Patrick is using the name asecretshopper.''‎]]
==Two easy ways to spot Patrick.==

1. Patrick will claim that someone has been posting [[porn|pornigraphic]] images for children to see. Even though this is sometimes true, it falls under the category of [[shit nobody cares about]].

2. Patrick will often claim that the admins have "doctored" his words, but everyone knows he is simply [[batshit crazy]].

3. Patrick has taken up accusing admin 'puck' with serious harassment, and claims he needs to legally reveal his full name, due to [[Internet Law]].

{{quote|''why do you have a specikal account so that you can act like a gay person? people here al ready know its you. Aint I an idiot , O amanda come back''|Patrick.}}

{{quote|''I seen puck say to theoracle and then he hid the message that your a sexy man and he wanted to do some ype of anal to you, like his fist or something ''|Patrick.}}

==Bluubyke==

Bluubyke is some stupid twat whose idea of making fun of someone for having no life is taking the time to create an entirely new Melo account with a similar-but-not-quite name to the person in question and reproducing it in exacting detail, except that the posts are slightly altered to appear douchey. Apparently, attempting to move to America lead to Bluubyke's demise, leading to it being an unintentional [[an hero]]. In other words, [[fail]]ure of epic proportions. Very few people succeed when it comes to failing at failing. Bluubyke is one of those few. Rest in piss, cunt. And no, I don't mean you, Jeffree.

==[[MOAR]] TROLLS!==
And more recently melodramatic is overrun with trolls with many a minions! When encountered by trolls trolling you over spilt milk (AKA lost karma)Work quickly to make many accounts to steal their karmas and PWN them!

==BigCatPants==

One of the greatest trolls of melo BigCatPants was able to troll melo like never before. His greatest feat was when he fucked everyone on his hit list in the ass by forcing them to delete their own folders! [[lol]]! By tricking them into visiting his [[sock puppet]] profile his skills in java-script proved to be [[disastrous|911]] for his victims. The screams and cries could be heard all through out the internets along with many threats of leaving melo forever.

This brings forth a very important question; was this done for the [[lulz]]? Why yes! Yes it was! Feeling [[butthurt]] because people were being racist bastards and not respecting his Afghanistan authority he felt the need to enforce his e-peen. His second motive was an attempt to get banned from melo since he was too addicted to walk away on his own. Suicide by Admin.

==The Hashi Oona Conspiracy==

Melo has many conspiracy's but one of the deepest, darkest, and most twisted is when BigCatPants AKA "Hashi" AKA "[[terrorist|Hashmat]]" AKA "DrunkCatPants" became lonely one day and decided that if he couldn't score with the bitches of the OC then he'd create a girlfriend; the perfect girlfriend. A combination of a character out of Final Fantasy, drunken Irish whore, severe burn victim, and crazy cat lady "Oona" was born.

FACTS: Oona owns over 9000 cats, has never posted a picture on the internets, does not live in a real location, keeps trash in the closet until it piles up so much she is forced to take it out, got into bar fights with the wee Irish drunkards when she "[[lie|lived in Dublin]]."

It became obvious that they were one in the same when questioned [[terrorist|Hashmat]] would go into a [[RAGE]] and place them on his hitlist.

==Educational Videos==

This is the owner doing what she does best, blowing smoke up your ass.
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If you listen closely in the beginning, you hear one drunk speaketh "Did you get this on ED?" Definitely doing it for the lulz.
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Visit the Owner: [http://www.melodramatic.com/users/sara Sara Sioux]

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