Megaman - Revision history

imported>Moshe Finkberg: /* See Also */

2022-08-02T10:19:23Z

imported>Moshe Finkberg at 10:18, 2 August 2022

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	[[Image:Megaman9screenshot.JPG\|thumb\|right\|''Mega Man IX'''s next gen graphics.]]		[[Image:Megaman9screenshot.JPG\|thumb\|right\|''Mega Man IX'''s next gen graphics.]]
	'''Mega Man 9''': Realizing that [[Retro\|retrofag]]s were still worth marketing to, the creator of the ''Mega Man'' games decided to use pseudo-8-bit graphics in this game, thereby pissing off graphicfags everywhere, [http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/911/911740p2.html especially IGN]. This made retrofags [[cream]] their pants. It also has one Robot Master that is a [[what\|girl]]. Dr. Light is the one who gets framed this time, by really fucking obviously Dr. Wily. It is also rumored to be almost as difficult as ''[[Battletoads]]''. Mega Man lost his charge/slide abilities, which caused mass fanboy [[bawww]]ing worldwide. Protoman has these abilities, but takes [[pain\|double damage]] and has goes further backwards than his brother when hit, making him a total pussy. Robot masters include [[Jew]]el Man and Concrete Man who teaches you the deadly Cum Shot maneuver.		'''Mega Man 9''': Realizing that [[Retro\|retrofag]]s were still worth marketing to, [[Capcom\|the creator of the ''Mega Man'' games]] decided to use pseudo-8-bit graphics in this game, thereby pissing off graphicfags everywhere, [http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/911/911740p2.html especially IGN]. This made retrofags [[cream]] their pants. It also has one Robot Master that is a [[what\|girl]]. Dr. Light is the one who gets framed this time, by really fucking obviously Dr. Wily. It is also rumored to be almost as difficult as ''[[Battletoads]]''. Mega Man lost his charge/slide abilities, which caused mass fanboy [[bawww]]ing worldwide. Protoman has these abilities, but takes [[pain\|double damage]] and has goes further backwards than his brother when hit, making him a total pussy. Robot masters include [[Jew]]el Man and Concrete Man who teaches you the deadly Cum Shot maneuver.

	[[File:Megaman_sheep.jpg\|thumb\|left\|That's right, a fucking sheep.]]		[[File:Megaman_sheep.jpg\|thumb\|left\|That's right, a fucking sheep.]]

imported>Themareksykes: /* Classic Series */

2022-08-02T04:56:19Z

Classic Series

imported>DekoMan91: /* Videos */

2021-10-03T07:20:31Z

Videos

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	==Videos==		==Videos==
	{{fv\|Videos\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;		{{fv\|Videos\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>~~0xCrZuXMfE~~</youtube>~~'''Robot Masters'''~~		\|<youtube>NcHR3HizRTA</youtube><center>'''Dr. Wily Fails at Life'''</center>
	~~\|<youtube>NcHR3HizRTA~~<~~/youtube~~>'''Dr. Wily Fails at Life'''		\|<youtube>R6L9bUouDr8</youtube><center>'''MegaMan rap'''</center>
	\|<youtube>R6L9bUouDr8</youtube>'''MegaMan rap'''		\|<youtube>8FJTK_iNA5s</youtube><center>'''BURN BURN TO THE GROUND TRI-FORMATION TRI-FORMATION BURN'''</center>
	\|<youtube>8FJTK_iNA5s</youtube>'''BURN BURN TO THE GROUND TRI-FORMATION TRI-FORMATION BURN'''
	}}		}}

imported>Ismayoausername: if MMII didn't even give out someting like metal blade, would it still be overhyped?

2018-11-30T06:36:34Z

if MMII didn't even give out someting like metal blade, would it still be overhyped?

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	[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]		[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]
	[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much.]]		[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much.]]
	'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept although each new iteration usually comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This nigger can shoot ~~penguins~~ out of his fucking hand, but he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?		'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept although each new iteration usually comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This [[nigger]] can shoot lemons out of his fucking hand and absorb the powers of the dead, but spikes kill him instantly and he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?

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	'''Mega Man''': The game that started the whole mess. It had no save feature, no passwords, and only 6 bosses. It also had a scoring system that was relatively useless and served no real purpose. Mega Man 1 also introduced the revolutionary idea of "Mandatory Cheating" by making it impossible to beat the bosses unless you cheated by pausing the fuck out of the game while attacking them.		'''Mega Man''': The game that started the whole mess. It had no save feature, no passwords, and only 6 bosses. It also had a scoring system that was relatively useless and served no real purpose. Mega Man 1 also introduced the revolutionary idea of "Mandatory Cheating" by making it impossible to beat the bosses unless you cheated by pausing the fuck out of the game while attacking them.

	'''Mega Man II''': The second game in the series added two more bosses, bringing the total to 8. This was much better than the original, but that doesn't say much. Along with cannibalizing the corpses of his defeated enemies like a fucking ghoul for their weapons, Mega Man's [[Santa]]-like creator and [[Pedophile\|creepy]] father figure Dr. Light would appear and give Mega Man [[Dildo\|special devices]] to use. These devices consisted of a rocket, a hovering platform, and a bouncing piece of [[shit]]. This game also introduced Energy Tanks and a password feature to save progress.		'''Mega Man II''': The second game in the series added two more bosses, bringing the total to 8. This was much better than the original, but that doesn't say much. People who played this game say it's the best out of all the classic Mega Man games, but that's because the super [[OP]] metal blade and an optional easier mode in the American version simplify the game to a [[retards]] level. Along with cannibalizing the corpses of his defeated enemies like a fucking ghoul for their weapons, Mega Man's [[Santa]]-like creator and [[Pedophile\|creepy]] father figure Dr. Light would appear and give Mega Man [[Dildo\|special devices]] to use. These devices consisted of a rocket, a hovering platform, and a bouncing piece of [[shit]]. This game also introduced Energy Tanks and a password feature to save progress.
	[[File:Megamanbuttsecks.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Dogfucker CONFIRMED!]]		[[File:Megamanbuttsecks.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Dogfucker CONFIRMED!]]
	'''Mega Man III''': This game introduced Mega Man's [[communism\|red]] [[robot]] [[dog]] [[Rush]]. Rush had a [[cock\|trampoline]] in its back, and could transform into a dog-headed jetboard and a dog-headed submarine. Both ran on limited energy, meaning the dog would frequently bail and let you drop to your death. It is also the first appearance of Mega Man's brother, [[gay\|Protoman]]. Protoman had a scarf, a bike helmet, a completely useless shield, and a tendency to [[Rape\|attack the fuck out of his little brother for no good reason]]. The release of ''Mega Man III'' was around the time when Capcom held contests where [[13-year-old boy\|fans]] could submit their ideas for upcoming Mega Man bosses. This may explain some of the more fucked-up ideas they put in their games. For instance, '''[[erection\|Hard]] Man''', a guy with a dial on his ass whose name spawned too many [[13-year-old boy\|cock jokes]], '''Snakeman''', the series' first robot [[furry]], and '''Top Man''', whom beating obtained Mega Man the Top Spin ability where he could spin in the air like a [[jackass]]. Despite being the worst weapon in the series, Top Spin was the only way to beat Dr. Wily at the end of the game. Either that or that retarded snake weapon.		'''Mega Man III''': This game introduced Mega Man's [[communism\|red]] [[robot]] [[dog]] [[Rush]]. Rush had a [[cock\|trampoline]] in its back, and could transform into a dog-headed jetboard and a dog-headed submarine. Both ran on limited energy, meaning the dog would frequently bail and let you drop to your death. It is also the first appearance of Mega Man's brother, [[gay\|Protoman]]. Protoman had a scarf, a bike helmet, a completely useless shield, and a tendency to [[Rape\|attack the fuck out of his little brother for no good reason]]. The release of ''Mega Man III'' was around the time when Capcom held contests where [[13-year-old boy\|fans]] could submit their ideas for upcoming Mega Man bosses. This may explain some of the more fucked-up ideas they put in their games. For instance, '''[[erection\|Hard]] Man''', a guy with a dial on his ass whose name spawned too many [[13-year-old boy\|cock jokes]], '''Snakeman''', the series' first robot [[furry]], and '''Top Man''', whom beating obtained Mega Man the Top Spin ability where he could spin in the air like a [[jackass]]. Despite being the worst weapon in the series, Top Spin was the only way to beat Dr. Wily at the end of the game. Either that or that retarded snake weapon.

imported>Wizardminer: Megaman 11 description changed since the games out now.

2018-10-05T22:37:21Z

Megaman 11 description changed since the games out now.

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	'''Mega Man 10''': Nobody cared about this one because it has a [[alexander4488\|fucking sheep]] for a boss. Oh, and there's some dumb shit about a robot virus. Protoman and Megaman will be returning along with Bass as a downloadable character. The same day the game came out, [[hackers]] found out all the downloadable data was already in the game and fully playable. Silly Capcom, did you learn nothing?		'''Mega Man 10''': Nobody cared about this one because it has a [[alexander4488\|fucking sheep]] for a boss. Oh, and there's some dumb shit about a robot virus. Protoman and Megaman will be returning along with Bass as a downloadable character. The same day the game came out, [[hackers]] found out all the downloadable data was already in the game and fully playable. Silly Capcom, did you learn nothing?

	'''Mega Man 11''': ~~So this recently got announced~~ and to ~~be honest~~, it looks worse than the original ~~fucking~~ NES ~~games~~. ~~it will most likely get cancelled during 50% of the game's development~~		'''Mega Man 11''': After failing 10 times in a fucking row, Dr.Willy relies on 2 gears he made in a grade school nobody cared about and thus tries to take over the world, Because that worked so well the last 10 times. Hearing the news, Dr.Light installs the 2 gears on megaman, thus alowing him to slow down time and power himself up. The game looks even worse than the original NES game.

	===X Series===		===X Series===

imported>MJ2.0 at 22:18, 18 August 2018

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	[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]		[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]
	[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much.]]		[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much.]]
	'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept~~, only~~ each ~~interation~~ comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This nigger can shoot penguins out of his fucking hand, but he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?		'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept although each new iteration usually comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This nigger can shoot penguins out of his fucking hand, but he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?

	==Classic Series==		==Classic Series==

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	{{spoiler\|MEGAMAN 11 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AND IT LOOKS CANCEROUS LET'S FUCKING [[Party hard\|PARTY]] MOTHERFUCKERS!}}		{{spoiler\|MEGAMAN 11 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AND IT LOOKS CANCEROUS LET'S FUCKING [[Party hard\|PARTY]] MOTHERFUCKERS!}}
	[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]		[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]
	[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much...]]		[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much.]]
	'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept, only each interation comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This nigger can shoot penguins out of his fucking hand, but he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?		'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept, only each interation comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This nigger can shoot penguins out of his fucking hand, but he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?

imported>MJ2.0: /* Classic Series */

2018-08-18T22:15:40Z

Classic Series

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	'''Mega Man VI''': Some guy who goes by the name of Mr. X has been [[lie\|controlling Dr. Wily from the very beginning]], so now Mega Man has to enter a [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|tournament]] to stop him and his 8 weapons of worldly destruction (Robot Masters). As fate would have it, X reveals himself as Wily after his plans for world domination have once again [[fail]]d. Two new items appear in this game: the Rush Jet Adapter and the Rush Power Adapter. The Jet Adapter allows you to fly into every fucking spiked ceiling there is, and the Power Adapter allows you to knock down every fucking object in your path in a blind rage; both of which involve [[bestiality\|fusing with Rush]] in typical [[DBZ]] fashion.		'''Mega Man VI''': Some guy who goes by the name of Mr. X has been [[lie\|controlling Dr. Wily from the very beginning]], so now Mega Man has to enter a [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|tournament]] to stop him and his 8 weapons of worldly destruction (Robot Masters). As fate would have it, X reveals himself as Wily after his plans for world domination have once again [[fail]]d. Two new items appear in this game: the Rush Jet Adapter and the Rush Power Adapter. The Jet Adapter allows you to fly into every fucking spiked ceiling there is, and the Power Adapter allows you to knock down every fucking object in your path in a blind rage; both of which involve [[bestiality\|fusing with Rush]] in typical [[DBZ]] fashion.
	[[File:Megaman 7 intro just stand there.png\|thumb\|250px\|Oh dont try and ~~get~~ him or anything Mega Man, he's only your arch-fucking-nemesis...]]		[[File:Megaman 7 intro just stand there.png\|thumb\|250px\|Oh dont try and stop him or anything Mega Man, he's only your arch-fucking-nemesis...]]
	'''Mega Man VII''': This game followed the same basic Wily-will-take-over-the-world crap storyline, [[o rly\|but with a twist]]. Apparently, Mega Man was successful at capturing Wily in the previous game, but has now escaped with the help of [[personal army\|his robots]] (yet again). To make matters worse, Mega Man just FUCKING STANDS THERE as Wily makes his escape. Capcom added several new features to this game: a new emo character names [[Guitar\|Bass]] (later ripped off by Sonic Team), Protoman returning to kick your ass once again, and they even decided to rip off the [[fag\|vastly superior ''Mega Man X'' series]] by adding an introductory stage and blatantly copying their password system. You only get 4 robot masters at the beginning, the other 4 appear after you defeat the first ones. You now have to buy them from the store run by some frankenbot named "Auto". You need bolts to purchase the items and there isn't really anything good from the start. If you want the good items, you have to find his Hyperbolt, which takes [[at least 100\|long hours]] of gameplay to find, and then it takes [[over 9000\|even more]] bolts to buy those items. This game introduced Weapon Tanks, or simply W-Tanks; these would refill weapon energy and you were able to carry up to 4 of these. It's also a noteworthy fact that this game is responsible for the creation of [[over 9000\|several]] [[Photoshop\|MS Paint]] [[webcomics]].		'''Mega Man VII''': This game followed the same basic Wily-will-take-over-the-world crap storyline, [[o rly\|but with a twist]]. Apparently, Mega Man was successful at capturing Wily in the previous game, but has now escaped with the help of [[personal army\|his robots]] (yet again). To make matters worse, Mega Man just FUCKING STANDS THERE as Wily makes his escape. Capcom added several new features to this game: a new emo character names [[Guitar\|Bass]] (later ripped off by Sonic Team), Protoman returning to kick your ass once again, and they even decided to rip off the [[fag\|vastly superior ''Mega Man X'' series]] by adding an introductory stage and blatantly copying their password system. You only get 4 robot masters at the beginning, the other 4 appear after you defeat the first ones. You now have to buy them from the store run by some frankenbot named "Auto". You need bolts to purchase the items and there isn't really anything good from the start. If you want the good items, you have to find his Hyperbolt, which takes [[at least 100\|long hours]] of gameplay to find, and then it takes [[over 9000\|even more]] bolts to buy those items. This game introduced Weapon Tanks, or simply W-Tanks; these would refill weapon energy and you were able to carry up to 4 of these. It's also a noteworthy fact that this game is responsible for the creation of [[over 9000\|several]] [[Photoshop\|MS Paint]] [[webcomics]].

imported>MJ2.0: /* Classic Series */

2018-08-18T22:14:21Z

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	'''Mega Man VI''': Some guy who goes by the name of Mr. X has been [[lie\|controlling Dr. Wily from the very beginning]], so now Mega Man has to enter a [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|tournament]] to stop him and his 8 weapons of worldly destruction (Robot Masters). As fate would have it, X reveals himself as Wily after his plans for world domination have once again [[fail]]d. Two new items appear in this game: the Rush Jet Adapter and the Rush Power Adapter. The Jet Adapter allows you to fly into every fucking spiked ceiling there is, and the Power Adapter allows you to knock down every fucking object in your path in a blind rage; both of which involve [[bestiality\|fusing with Rush]] in typical [[DBZ]] fashion.		'''Mega Man VI''': Some guy who goes by the name of Mr. X has been [[lie\|controlling Dr. Wily from the very beginning]], so now Mega Man has to enter a [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|tournament]] to stop him and his 8 weapons of worldly destruction (Robot Masters). As fate would have it, X reveals himself as Wily after his plans for world domination have once again [[fail]]d. Two new items appear in this game: the Rush Jet Adapter and the Rush Power Adapter. The Jet Adapter allows you to fly into every fucking spiked ceiling there is, and the Power Adapter allows you to knock down every fucking object in your path in a blind rage; both of which involve [[bestiality\|fusing with Rush]] in typical [[DBZ]] fashion.
			[[File:Megaman 7 intro just stand there.png\|thumb\|250px\|Oh dont try and get him or anything Mega Man, he's only your arch-fucking-nemesis...]]
	'''Mega Man VII''': This game followed the same basic Wily-will-take-over-the-world crap storyline, [[o rly\|but with a twist]]. Apparently, Mega Man was successful at capturing Wily in the previous game, but has now escaped with the help of [[personal army\|his robots]] (yet again). To make matters worse, Mega Man just FUCKING STANDS THERE as Wily makes his escape. Capcom added several new features to this game: a new emo character names [[Guitar\|Bass]] (later ripped off by Sonic Team), Protoman returning to kick your ass once again, and they even decided to rip off the [[fag\|vastly superior ''Mega Man X'' series]] by adding an introductory stage and blatantly copying their password system. You only get 4 robot masters at the beginning, the other 4 appear after you defeat the first ones. You now have to buy them from the store run by some frankenbot named "Auto". You need bolts to purchase the items and there isn't really anything good from the start. If you want the good items, you have to find his Hyperbolt, which takes [[at least 100\|long hours]] of gameplay to find, and then it takes [[over 9000\|even more]] bolts to buy those items. This game introduced Weapon Tanks, or simply W-Tanks; these would refill weapon energy and you were able to carry up to 4 of these. It's also a noteworthy fact that this game is responsible for the creation of [[over 9000\|several]] [[Photoshop\|MS Paint]] [[webcomics]].		'''Mega Man VII''': This game followed the same basic Wily-will-take-over-the-world crap storyline, [[o rly\|but with a twist]]. Apparently, Mega Man was successful at capturing Wily in the previous game, but has now escaped with the help of [[personal army\|his robots]] (yet again). To make matters worse, Mega Man just FUCKING STANDS THERE as Wily makes his escape. Capcom added several new features to this game: a new emo character names [[Guitar\|Bass]] (later ripped off by Sonic Team), Protoman returning to kick your ass once again, and they even decided to rip off the [[fag\|vastly superior ''Mega Man X'' series]] by adding an introductory stage and blatantly copying their password system. You only get 4 robot masters at the beginning, the other 4 appear after you defeat the first ones. You now have to buy them from the store run by some frankenbot named "Auto". You need bolts to purchase the items and there isn't really anything good from the start. If you want the good items, you have to find his Hyperbolt, which takes [[at least 100\|long hours]] of gameplay to find, and then it takes [[over 9000\|even more]] bolts to buy those items. This game introduced Weapon Tanks, or simply W-Tanks; these would refill weapon energy and you were able to carry up to 4 of these. It's also a noteworthy fact that this game is responsible for the creation of [[over 9000\|several]] [[Photoshop\|MS Paint]] [[webcomics]].

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	*[[Mighty Number 9]]		*[[Mighty Number 9]]
	*[[Super Smash Bros.]]		*[[Super Smash Bros.]]
			*[[Capcom]]

	{{Nintendo}}		{{Nintendo}}

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	[[Image:Megaman9screenshot.JPG\|thumb\|right\|''Mega Man IX'''s next gen graphics.]]		[[Image:Megaman9screenshot.JPG\|thumb\|right\|''Mega Man IX'''s next gen graphics.]]
	'''Mega Man 9''': Realizing that [[Retro\|retrofag]]s were still worth marketing to, the creator of the ''Mega Man'' games decided to use pseudo-8-bit graphics in this game, thereby pissing off graphicfags everywhere, [http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/911/911740p2.html especially IGN]. This made retrofags [[cream]] their pants. It also has one Robot Master that is a [[what\|girl]]. Dr. Light is the one who gets framed this time, by really fucking obviously Dr. Wily. It is also rumored to be almost as difficult as ''[[Battletoads]]''. Mega Man lost his charge/slide abilities, which caused mass fanboy [[bawww]]ing worldwide. Protoman has these abilities, but takes [[pain\|double damage]] and has goes further backwards than his brother when hit, making him a total pussy. Robot masters include [[Jew]]el Man and Concrete Man who teaches you the deadly Cum Shot maneuver.		'''Mega Man 9''': Realizing that [[Retro\|retrofag]]s were still worth marketing to, [[Capcom\|the creator of the ''Mega Man'' games]] decided to use pseudo-8-bit graphics in this game, thereby pissing off graphicfags everywhere, [http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/911/911740p2.html especially IGN]. This made retrofags [[cream]] their pants. It also has one Robot Master that is a [[what\|girl]]. Dr. Light is the one who gets framed this time, by really fucking obviously Dr. Wily. It is also rumored to be almost as difficult as ''[[Battletoads]]''. Mega Man lost his charge/slide abilities, which caused mass fanboy [[bawww]]ing worldwide. Protoman has these abilities, but takes [[pain\|double damage]] and has goes further backwards than his brother when hit, making him a total pussy. Robot masters include [[Jew]]el Man and Concrete Man who teaches you the deadly Cum Shot maneuver.

	[[File:Megaman_sheep.jpg\|thumb\|left\|That's right, a fucking sheep.]]		[[File:Megaman_sheep.jpg\|thumb\|left\|That's right, a fucking sheep.]]

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	[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]		[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]
	[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much.]]		[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much.]]
	'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept although each new iteration usually comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This nigger can shoot ~~penguins~~ out of his fucking hand, but he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?		'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept although each new iteration usually comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This [[nigger]] can shoot lemons out of his fucking hand and absorb the powers of the dead, but spikes kill him instantly and he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?

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	'''Mega Man''': The game that started the whole mess. It had no save feature, no passwords, and only 6 bosses. It also had a scoring system that was relatively useless and served no real purpose. Mega Man 1 also introduced the revolutionary idea of "Mandatory Cheating" by making it impossible to beat the bosses unless you cheated by pausing the fuck out of the game while attacking them.		'''Mega Man''': The game that started the whole mess. It had no save feature, no passwords, and only 6 bosses. It also had a scoring system that was relatively useless and served no real purpose. Mega Man 1 also introduced the revolutionary idea of "Mandatory Cheating" by making it impossible to beat the bosses unless you cheated by pausing the fuck out of the game while attacking them.

	'''Mega Man II''': The second game in the series added two more bosses, bringing the total to 8. This was much better than the original, but that doesn't say much. Along with cannibalizing the corpses of his defeated enemies like a fucking ghoul for their weapons, Mega Man's [[Santa]]-like creator and [[Pedophile\|creepy]] father figure Dr. Light would appear and give Mega Man [[Dildo\|special devices]] to use. These devices consisted of a rocket, a hovering platform, and a bouncing piece of [[shit]]. This game also introduced Energy Tanks and a password feature to save progress.		'''Mega Man II''': The second game in the series added two more bosses, bringing the total to 8. This was much better than the original, but that doesn't say much. People who played this game say it's the best out of all the classic Mega Man games, but that's because the super [[OP]] metal blade and an optional easier mode in the American version simplify the game to a [[retards]] level. Along with cannibalizing the corpses of his defeated enemies like a fucking ghoul for their weapons, Mega Man's [[Santa]]-like creator and [[Pedophile\|creepy]] father figure Dr. Light would appear and give Mega Man [[Dildo\|special devices]] to use. These devices consisted of a rocket, a hovering platform, and a bouncing piece of [[shit]]. This game also introduced Energy Tanks and a password feature to save progress.
	[[File:Megamanbuttsecks.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Dogfucker CONFIRMED!]]		[[File:Megamanbuttsecks.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Dogfucker CONFIRMED!]]
	'''Mega Man III''': This game introduced Mega Man's [[communism\|red]] [[robot]] [[dog]] [[Rush]]. Rush had a [[cock\|trampoline]] in its back, and could transform into a dog-headed jetboard and a dog-headed submarine. Both ran on limited energy, meaning the dog would frequently bail and let you drop to your death. It is also the first appearance of Mega Man's brother, [[gay\|Protoman]]. Protoman had a scarf, a bike helmet, a completely useless shield, and a tendency to [[Rape\|attack the fuck out of his little brother for no good reason]]. The release of ''Mega Man III'' was around the time when Capcom held contests where [[13-year-old boy\|fans]] could submit their ideas for upcoming Mega Man bosses. This may explain some of the more fucked-up ideas they put in their games. For instance, '''[[erection\|Hard]] Man''', a guy with a dial on his ass whose name spawned too many [[13-year-old boy\|cock jokes]], '''Snakeman''', the series' first robot [[furry]], and '''Top Man''', whom beating obtained Mega Man the Top Spin ability where he could spin in the air like a [[jackass]]. Despite being the worst weapon in the series, Top Spin was the only way to beat Dr. Wily at the end of the game. Either that or that retarded snake weapon.		'''Mega Man III''': This game introduced Mega Man's [[communism\|red]] [[robot]] [[dog]] [[Rush]]. Rush had a [[cock\|trampoline]] in its back, and could transform into a dog-headed jetboard and a dog-headed submarine. Both ran on limited energy, meaning the dog would frequently bail and let you drop to your death. It is also the first appearance of Mega Man's brother, [[gay\|Protoman]]. Protoman had a scarf, a bike helmet, a completely useless shield, and a tendency to [[Rape\|attack the fuck out of his little brother for no good reason]]. The release of ''Mega Man III'' was around the time when Capcom held contests where [[13-year-old boy\|fans]] could submit their ideas for upcoming Mega Man bosses. This may explain some of the more fucked-up ideas they put in their games. For instance, '''[[erection\|Hard]] Man''', a guy with a dial on his ass whose name spawned too many [[13-year-old boy\|cock jokes]], '''Snakeman''', the series' first robot [[furry]], and '''Top Man''', whom beating obtained Mega Man the Top Spin ability where he could spin in the air like a [[jackass]]. Despite being the worst weapon in the series, Top Spin was the only way to beat Dr. Wily at the end of the game. Either that or that retarded snake weapon.

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	{{spoiler\|MEGAMAN 11 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AND IT LOOKS CANCEROUS LET'S FUCKING [[Party hard\|PARTY]] MOTHERFUCKERS!}}		{{spoiler\|MEGAMAN 11 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AND IT LOOKS CANCEROUS LET'S FUCKING [[Party hard\|PARTY]] MOTHERFUCKERS!}}
	[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]		[[File:Awesome_Megaman.png\|right\|333px\|Mega? Moar like AWESOME!]]
	[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much...]]		[[File:AllAlong.GIF\|thumb\|333px]right\|Pretty much.]]
	'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept, only each interation comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This nigger can shoot penguins out of his fucking hand, but he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?		'''''Mega Man''''' (sometimes stylised ''Megaman'' or ''MegaMan'') is a perfect modern-day example of a once beloved [[Star Wars\|franchise being mercilessly milked of all of its worth]]. Originally introduced as a side-scrolling platformer in the 1980s, the [[bullshit\|series]] still runs to this day and has [[goatse\|expanded]] to incorporte shitty RPGs & 3D adventures. Don't worry though, there are still MOAR samey horrible platformers. Each of these games are exactly the same in concept, only each interation comes with slightly better [[Photoshop\|anti-aliased]] graphics. Also, ''Mega Man'' cannot crouch. This nigger can shoot penguins out of his fucking hand, but he can't crouch.... ¿Explain that?

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	'''Mega Man''': The game that started the whole mess. It had no save feature, no passwords, and only 6 bosses. It also had a scoring system that was relatively useless and served no real purpose. Mega Man 1 also introduced the revolutionary idea of "Mandatory Cheating" by making it impossible to beat the bosses unless you cheated by pausing the fuck out of the game while attacking them.		'''Mega Man''': The game that started the whole mess. It had no save feature, no passwords, and only 6 bosses. It also had a scoring system that was relatively useless and served no real purpose. Mega Man 1 also introduced the revolutionary idea of "Mandatory Cheating" by making it impossible to beat the bosses unless you cheated by pausing the fuck out of the game while attacking them.

	'''Mega Man II''': The second game in the series added two more bosses, bringing the total to 8. This was much better than the original, but that doesn't say much. People who played this game say it's the best out of all the classic Mega Man games, but that's because the super [[OP]] metal blade and an optional easier mode in the American version simplify the game to a [[retards]] level. Along with cannibalizing the corpses of his defeated enemies like a fucking ghoul for their weapons, Mega Man's [[Santa]]-like creator and [[Pedophile\|creepy]] father figure Dr. Light would appear and give Mega Man [[Dildo\|special devices]] to use. These devices consisted of a rocket, a hovering platform, and a bouncing piece of [[shit]]. This game also introduced Energy Tanks and a password feature to save progress.		'''Mega Man 2''': The second game in the series added two more bosses, bringing the total to 8. This was much better than the original, but that doesn't say much. People who played this game say it's the best out of all the classic Mega Man games, but that's because the super [[OP]] metal blade and an optional easier mode in the American version simplify the game to a [[retards]] level. Along with cannibalizing the corpses of his defeated enemies like a fucking ghoul for their weapons, Mega Man's [[Santa]]-like creator and [[Pedophile\|creepy]] father figure Dr. Light would appear and give Mega Man [[Dildo\|special devices]] to use. These devices consisted of a rocket, a hovering platform, and a bouncing piece of [[shit]]. This game also introduced Energy Tanks and a password feature to save progress.
	[[File:Megamanbuttsecks.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Dogfucker CONFIRMED!]]		[[File:Megamanbuttsecks.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Dogfucker CONFIRMED!]]
	'''Mega Man ~~III~~''': This game introduced Mega Man's [[communism\|red]] [[robot]] [[dog]] [[Rush]]. Rush had a [[cock\|trampoline]] in its back, and could transform into a dog-headed jetboard and a dog-headed submarine. Both ran on limited energy, meaning the dog would frequently bail and let you drop to your death. It is also the first appearance of Mega Man's brother, [[gay\|Protoman]]. Protoman had a scarf, a bike helmet, a completely useless shield, and a tendency to [[Rape\|attack the fuck out of his little brother for no good reason]]. The release of ''Mega Man III'' was around the time when Capcom held contests where [[13-year-old boy\|fans]] could submit their ideas for upcoming Mega Man bosses. This may explain some of the more fucked-up ideas they put in their games. For instance, '''[[erection\|Hard]] Man''', a guy with a dial on his ass whose name spawned too many [[13-year-old boy\|cock jokes]], '''Snakeman''', the series' first robot [[furry]], and '''Top Man''', whom beating obtained Mega Man the Top Spin ability where he could spin in the air like a [[jackass]]. Despite being the worst weapon in the series, Top Spin was the only way to beat Dr. Wily at the end of the game. Either that or that retarded snake weapon.		'''Mega Man 3''': This game introduced Mega Man's [[communism\|red]] [[robot]] [[dog]] [[Rush]]. Rush had a [[cock\|trampoline]] in its back, and could transform into a dog-headed jetboard and a dog-headed submarine. Both ran on limited energy, meaning the dog would frequently bail and let you drop to your death. It is also the first appearance of Mega Man's brother, [[gay\|Protoman]]. Protoman had a scarf, a bike helmet, a completely useless shield, and a tendency to [[Rape\|attack the fuck out of his little brother for no good reason]]. The release of ''Mega Man III'' was around the time when Capcom held contests where [[13-year-old boy\|fans]] could submit their ideas for upcoming Mega Man bosses. This may explain some of the more fucked-up ideas they put in their games. For instance, '''[[erection\|Hard]] Man''', a guy with a dial on his ass whose name spawned too many [[13-year-old boy\|cock jokes]], '''Snakeman''', the series' first robot [[furry]], and '''Top Man''', whom beating obtained Mega Man the Top Spin ability where he could spin in the air like a [[jackass]]. Despite being the worst weapon in the series, Top Spin was the only way to beat Dr. Wily at the end of the game. Either that or that retarded snake weapon.

	'''Mega Man IV''': Mega Man has to defeat an evil [[Communist]] who was forced to fight Mega Man when Dr. Wily kidnapped his [[lolicon\|daughter]]. One of the deadlier foes is '''[[Mexico\|Dust Man]]''', a robot master who had the powers of a vacuum cleaner AND the powers of a vacuum cleaner in reverse, which essentially made him a [[whore\|prostitute]]. The ability to defeat this amazing robot is considered to be a [[special\|super-skill]]. Also of note was '''Dive Man''', who was basically an underwater version of Hard Man. This game also saw the introduction of [[what\|Eddie]], the little red suitcase looking thing who would give you useless items, especially in critical moments of gameplay. Also the programmers thought it would be rich to stop recording your E-tanks with the password feature.		'''Mega Man 4''': Mega Man has to defeat an evil [[Communist]] who was forced to fight Mega Man when Dr. Wily kidnapped his [[lolicon\|daughter]]. One of the deadlier foes is '''[[Mexico\|Dust Man]]''', a robot master who had the powers of a vacuum cleaner AND the powers of a vacuum cleaner in reverse, which essentially made him a [[whore\|prostitute]]. The ability to defeat this amazing robot is considered to be a [[special\|super-skill]]. Also of note was '''Dive Man''', who was basically an underwater version of Hard Man. This game also saw the introduction of [[what\|Eddie]], the little red suitcase looking thing who would give you useless items, especially in critical moments of gameplay. Also the programmers thought it would be rich to stop recording your E-tanks with the password feature.
	[[File:Ohlol.PNG\|left\|thumb\|Secret [[Raep\|Bonus Level]] action...]]		[[File:Ohlol.PNG\|left\|thumb\|Secret [[Raep\|Bonus Level]] action...]]
	'''Mega Man V''': A fucking bird was introduced...what a surprise. you get to fight and kick protom- no wait nothing happens		'''Mega Man 5''': A fucking bird was introduced...what a surprise. you get to fight and kick protom- no wait nothing happens
	The agony of [[Do not want\|disappoint]].		The agony of [[Do not want\|disappoint]].

	'''Mega Man VI''': Some guy who goes by the name of Mr. X has been [[lie\|controlling Dr. Wily from the very beginning]], so now Mega Man has to enter a [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|tournament]] to stop him and his 8 weapons of worldly destruction (Robot Masters). As fate would have it, X reveals himself as Wily after his plans for world domination have once again [[fail]]d. Two new items appear in this game: the Rush Jet Adapter and the Rush Power Adapter. The Jet Adapter allows you to fly into every fucking spiked ceiling there is, and the Power Adapter allows you to knock down every fucking object in your path in a blind rage; both of which involve [[bestiality\|fusing with Rush]] in typical [[DBZ]] fashion.		'''Mega Man 6''': Some guy who goes by the name of Mr. X has been [[lie\|controlling Dr. Wily from the very beginning]], so now Mega Man has to enter a [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|tournament]] to stop him and his 8 weapons of worldly destruction (Robot Masters). As fate would have it, X reveals himself as Wily after his plans for world domination have once again [[fail]]d. Two new items appear in this game: the Rush Jet Adapter and the Rush Power Adapter. The Jet Adapter allows you to fly into every fucking spiked ceiling there is, and the Power Adapter allows you to knock down every fucking object in your path in a blind rage; both of which involve [[bestiality\|fusing with Rush]] in typical [[DBZ]] fashion.
	[[File:Megaman 7 intro just stand there.png\|thumb\|250px\|Oh dont try and stop him or anything Mega Man, he's only your arch-fucking-nemesis...]]		[[File:Megaman 7 intro just stand there.png\|thumb\|250px\|Oh dont try and stop him or anything Mega Man, he's only your arch-fucking-nemesis...]]
	'''Mega Man ~~VII~~''': This game followed the same basic Wily-will-take-over-the-world crap storyline, [[o rly\|but with a twist]]. Apparently, Mega Man was successful at capturing Wily in the previous game, but has now escaped with the help of [[personal army\|his robots]] (yet again). To make matters worse, Mega Man just FUCKING STANDS THERE as Wily makes his escape. Capcom added several new features to this game: a new emo character names [[Guitar\|Bass]] (later ripped off by Sonic Team), Protoman returning to kick your ass once again, and they even decided to rip off the [[fag\|vastly superior ''Mega Man X'' series]] by adding an introductory stage and blatantly copying their password system. You only get 4 robot masters at the beginning, the other 4 appear after you defeat the first ones. You now have to buy them from the store run by some frankenbot named "Auto". You need bolts to purchase the items and there isn't really anything good from the start. If you want the good items, you have to find his Hyperbolt, which takes [[at least 100\|long hours]] of gameplay to find, and then it takes [[over 9000\|even more]] bolts to buy those items. This game introduced Weapon Tanks, or simply W-Tanks; these would refill weapon energy and you were able to carry up to 4 of these. It's also a noteworthy fact that this game is responsible for the creation of [[over 9000\|several]] [[Photoshop\|MS Paint]] [[webcomics]].		'''Mega Man 7''': This game followed the same basic Wily-will-take-over-the-world crap storyline, [[o rly\|but with a twist]]. Apparently, Mega Man was successful at capturing Wily in the previous game, but has now escaped with the help of [[personal army\|his robots]] (yet again). To make matters worse, Mega Man just FUCKING STANDS THERE as Wily makes his escape. Capcom added several new features to this game: a new emo character names [[Guitar\|Bass]] (later ripped off by Sonic Team), Protoman returning to kick your ass once again, and they even decided to rip off the [[fag\|vastly superior ''Mega Man X'' series]] by adding an introductory stage and blatantly copying their password system. You only get 4 robot masters at the beginning, the other 4 appear after you defeat the first ones. You now have to buy them from the store run by some frankenbot named "Auto". You need bolts to purchase the items and there isn't really anything good from the start. If you want the good items, you have to find his Hyperbolt, which takes [[at least 100\|long hours]] of gameplay to find, and then it takes [[over 9000\|even more]] bolts to buy those items. This game introduced Weapon Tanks, or simply W-Tanks; these would refill weapon energy and you were able to carry up to 4 of these. It's also a noteworthy fact that this game is responsible for the creation of [[over 9000\|several]] [[Photoshop\|MS Paint]] [[webcomics]].

	'''Mega Man ~~VIII~~''': A robot named Duo crashes into Earth after a fight in outer space against what is believed to be [[emo\|dark energy]]. In his lifelong attempt to conquer the world by any means possible, Wily wants to use this energy for [[rape\|his evil purposes]]. Capcom thought this game was so awesome, it got released onto TWO systems: [[Sony]]'s [[Playstation]], and [[Sega]]'s [[fail\|Saturn]]. It is important to note that the Playstation version got ported to the release of Mega Man Anniversary Collection and is the version more familiar to the Internet, therefore rendering the Saturn version a forgotten failure in the sight of its own creators. This game isn't really different from the others at all, since all you do is run around fighting 8 more Robot Masters, all in a feigned effort to stop Wily again. Unlike the previous game, however, there are only 40 bolts in the entire game, making it impossible to buy [[everything\|every single item in the shop]]. Also, following the tradition of the first game, there are NO Energy Tanks at all.		'''Mega Man 8''': A robot named Duo crashes into Earth after a fight in outer space against what is believed to be [[emo\|dark energy]]. In his lifelong attempt to conquer the world by any means possible, Wily wants to use this energy for [[rape\|his evil purposes]]. Capcom thought this game was so awesome, it got released onto TWO systems: [[Sony]]'s [[Playstation]], and [[Sega]]'s [[fail\|Saturn]]. It is important to note that the Playstation version got ported to the release of Mega Man Anniversary Collection and is the version more familiar to the Internet, therefore rendering the Saturn version a forgotten failure in the sight of its own creators. This game isn't really different from the others at all, since all you do is run around fighting 8 more Robot Masters, all in a feigned effort to stop Wily again. Unlike the previous game, however, there are only 40 bolts in the entire game, making it impossible to buy [[everything\|every single item in the shop]]. Also, following the tradition of the first game, there are NO Energy Tanks at all.

	[[Image:Rockman Forte Bass select.png\|thumb\|left\|[[trying too hard\|Hardcore]].]]		[[Image:Rockman Forte Bass select.png\|thumb\|left\|[[trying too hard\|Hardcore]].]]
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	[[Image:Megaman9screenshot.JPG\|thumb\|right\|''Mega Man IX'''s next gen graphics.]]		[[Image:Megaman9screenshot.JPG\|thumb\|right\|''Mega Man IX'''s next gen graphics.]]
	'''Mega Man IX''': Realizing that [[Retro\|retrofag]]s were still worth marketing to, the creator of the ''Mega Man'' games decided to use pseudo-8-bit graphics in this game, thereby pissing off graphicfags everywhere, [http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/911/911740p2.html especially IGN]. This made retrofags [[cream]] their pants. It also has one Robot Master that is a [[what\|girl]]. Dr. Light is the one who gets framed this time, by really fucking obviously Dr. Wily. It is also rumored to be almost as difficult as ''[[Battletoads]]''. Mega Man lost his charge/slide abilities, which caused mass fanboy [[bawww]]ing worldwide. Protoman has these abilities, but takes [[pain\|double damage]] and has goes further backwards than his brother when hit, making him a total pussy. Robot masters include [[Jew]]el Man and Concrete Man who teaches you the deadly Cum Shot maneuver.		'''Mega Man 9''': Realizing that [[Retro\|retrofag]]s were still worth marketing to, the creator of the ''Mega Man'' games decided to use pseudo-8-bit graphics in this game, thereby pissing off graphicfags everywhere, [http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/911/911740p2.html especially IGN]. This made retrofags [[cream]] their pants. It also has one Robot Master that is a [[what\|girl]]. Dr. Light is the one who gets framed this time, by really fucking obviously Dr. Wily. It is also rumored to be almost as difficult as ''[[Battletoads]]''. Mega Man lost his charge/slide abilities, which caused mass fanboy [[bawww]]ing worldwide. Protoman has these abilities, but takes [[pain\|double damage]] and has goes further backwards than his brother when hit, making him a total pussy. Robot masters include [[Jew]]el Man and Concrete Man who teaches you the deadly Cum Shot maneuver.

	[[File:Megaman_sheep.jpg\|thumb\|left\|That's right, a fucking sheep.]]		[[File:Megaman_sheep.jpg\|thumb\|left\|That's right, a fucking sheep.]]