Media Transfer Protocol - Revision history

imported>Hipcrime at 07:57, 7 December 2013

2013-12-07T07:57:38Z

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imported>Hipcrime at 07:57, 7 December 2013

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imported>Hipcrime at 07:57, 7 December 2013

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	Originally designed to be used with [[iPod\|MP3 Players]], MTP was designed to make using a [[USB]] cable [[retarded]]. Unlike when you stick your [[dick\|thumb drive]] into your computer and can do more than one thing at a time, MTP does not support multitasking. However, it has proven to be more effective at making contact between your computer and any peripheral devices you have do nothing when you plug them into your computer.		Originally designed to be used with [[iPod\|MP3 Players]], MTP was designed to make using a [[USB]] cable [[retarded]]. Unlike when you stick your [[dick\|thumb drive]] into your computer and can do more than one thing at a time, MTP does not support multitasking. However, it has proven to be more effective at making contact between your computer and any peripheral devices you have do nothing when you plug them into your computer.

	MTP is part of the [[New World Order\|Trusted Computing Platform]], a computer platform designed by [[Jews]] for the [[MPAA]] and [[RIAA]] to make you transfer all of your information wirelessly to the [[NSA\|Cloud]] and to make sure that you register the device that you bought (but not necessarily "own") so that if you buy it for cheap off of [[eBay]] or when it comes time for the device manufacture to [[final solution\|kill any older devices]], you are coerced into buying something newer regardless if you bought the device the week before.		MTP is part of the [[New World Order\|Trusted Computing Platform]], a computer platform designed by [[Jews]] for the [[MPAA]] and [[RIAA]] to make you transfer all of your information wirelessly to the [[NSA\|Cloud]] and to make sure that you register the device that you bought ([[DRM\|but not necessarily "own"]]) so that if you buy it for cheap off of [[eBay]] or when it comes time for the device manufacture to [[final solution\|kill any older devices]], you are coerced into buying something newer regardless if you bought the device the week before.

	== How to get rid of it ==		== How to get rid of it ==
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	==See also ==		==See also ==

			*[[DRM]]
	*[[MP3]]		*[[MP3]]
	*[[MPAA]]		*[[MPAA]]

imported>Schnookums: sweep and mop

2013-12-01T19:55:03Z

sweep and mop

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			[[File:Mtp1.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|Because you give a damn.]]
	'''MTP''' (Media Transfer Protocol) is a piece of shit software developed by [[Microsoft]] designed not to work with your [[computer]] and any [[dildo\|device]] that you own to transfer files.		'''MTP''' (Media Transfer Protocol) is a piece of shit software developed by [[Microsoft]] designed not to work with your [[computer]] and any [[dildo\|device]] that you own to transfer files.

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	==See also ==		==See also ==

	*[[MP3]]		*[[MP3]]
	*[[MPAA]]		*[[MPAA]]
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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[~~[:wikipedia~~:~~Media_Transfer_Protocol\|MTP @ TOW]~~]
			*{{Wikilink\|Media Transfer Protocol}}
			*[http://www.cypress.com/?rID=14574 Mass Storage Class vs Media Transfer Protocol - System designers are now challenged with alternative protocol methods of movement of digital content]


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imported>Schnookums at 19:44, 1 December 2013

2013-12-01T19:44:06Z

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imported>Hipcrime: moved MTP to Media Transfer Protocol over redirect

2013-11-17T08:54:16Z

moved MTP to Media Transfer Protocol over redirect

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imported>Mr Jonzz at 08:29, 17 November 2013

2013-11-17T08:29:29Z

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	'''~~Media Transfer Protocol~~''' (~~or '''MTP'''~~) is a piece of shit software developed by [[Microsoft]] designed not to work with your [[computer]] and any [[dildo\|device]] that you own to transfer files.		'''MTP''' (Media Transfer Protocol) is a piece of shit software developed by [[Microsoft]] designed not to work with your [[computer]] and any [[dildo\|device]] that you own to transfer files.

	== History ==		== History ==

imported>Mr Jonzz: moved Media Transfer Protocol to MTP: le acronymfaec

2013-11-17T08:26:21Z

moved Media Transfer Protocol to MTP: le acronymfaec

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imported>Mr Jonzz at 08:24, 17 November 2013

2013-11-17T08:24:00Z

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	~~{{nointernet}}~~
	'''Media Transfer Protocol''' (or '''MTP''') is a piece of shit software developed by [[Microsoft]] designed not to work with your [[computer]] and any [[dildo\|device]] that you own to transfer files.		'''Media Transfer Protocol''' (or '''MTP''') is a piece of shit software developed by [[Microsoft]] designed not to work with your [[computer]] and any [[dildo\|device]] that you own to transfer files.

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	* '''Use Dropbox.''' Ideal for general [[FTP\|file transfers]], but if you want to root your device, you need to have that hard wire connection that MTP refuses to make work.		* '''Use Dropbox.''' Ideal for general [[FTP\|file transfers]], but if you want to root your device, you need to have that hard wire connection that MTP refuses to make work.

	== ~~Related Articles~~ ==		==See also ==
			*[[MP3]]
			*[[MPAA]]
			*[[RIAA]]
	*[[USB]]		*[[USB]]
	*[[Microsoft]]
	*[[Linux]]
	*[[Apple]]
	*[[Bill Gates]]

	== External ~~Links~~ ==		==External links==
			*[[:wikipedia:Media_Transfer_Protocol\|MTP @ TOW]]

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