Max Porta - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 23:22, 21 December 2025

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	== Aftermath ==		== Aftermath ==

	To Abel, the killed teacher, a farewell was held to him in the school, and several schools and colleges around Spain spoke about his death by '''Max'''. Butthurt in Spain, was moderate, still not being as dramatic as [[~~High Score/Loserinfo#Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo~~\|other old events]] occurred in 1990s. '''Max''', being under 14, was [[Epic win\|sent free]], in a [[Epic fail\|law error]], causing moar drama when they covered his sentence/destiny after the attack. If this would happen in [[USA]], he would be sentenced to life in prison at the age of 15 or 16 with parole. Later, in April 2025, the first teacher wounded, female teacher by the name of Asun, spoke to a journalist to a TV program for the channel [[4\|Cuatro]], along with other teachers who got attacked by students, not being as lulzy as the attack on Asun.		To Abel, the killed teacher, a farewell was held to him in the school, and several schools and colleges around Spain spoke about his death by '''Max'''. Butthurt in Spain, was moderate, still not being as dramatic as [[Puerto Hurraco Shooting\|other old events]] occurred in 1990s. '''Max''', being under 14, was [[Epic win\|sent free]], in a [[Epic fail\|law error]], causing moar drama when they covered his sentence/destiny after the attack. If this would happen in [[USA]], he would be sentenced to life in prison at the age of 15 or 16 with parole. Later, in April 2025, the first teacher wounded, female teacher by the name of Asun, spoke to a journalist to a TV program for the channel [[4\|Cuatro]], along with other teachers who got attacked by students, not being as lulzy as the attack on Asun.

	=== Lulzy attacks after '''Mad Max''' ===		=== Lulzy attacks after '''Mad Max''' ===

Paul in the Mall at 21:15, 16 September 2025

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Paul in the Mall at 19:27, 9 September 2025

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	{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Max Porta'''</big> <br> <big> '''Mad Max'''</big>}}		{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Max Porta'''</big> <br> <big> '''Mad Max'''</big>}}

Paul in the Mall at 18:49, 9 September 2025

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	{{Ibend}}		{{Ibend}}
	It is day [[Columbine\|April 20]], 2015. In [[America\|Dumbfuckistan]], all edgelords like the [[William Atchison\|Couch Cuck]] were celebrating the the sixteenth anniversary of lulzfest by pilgriming to this page to type/edit shit on the Kawlimpine article. Meanwhile in the famous city known for soccer by the name of [[Barcelona Death Van 2017\|Barcelona]], in [[Spain\|Dagoland]], '''Max Porta C.'''{{Columbiner}} a [[13-year-old boy\|13-year-old student]] and columbiner, went '''Mad Max''' at his school {{Hover\|IES Joan Fuster\|Joan Fuster High School}}, before he was reduced and V& like a [[n00b\|newbie]].		It is day [[Columbine\|April 20]], 2015. In [[America\|Dumbfuckistan]], all edgelords like the [[William Atchison\|Couch Cuck]] were celebrating the the sixteenth anniversary of lulzfest by pilgriming to this page to type/edit shit on the Kawlimpine article. Meanwhile in the famous city known for soccer by the name of [[Barcelona Death Van 2017\|Barcelona]], in [[Spain\|Dagoland]], '''Max Porta C.'''{{Columbiner}} a [[13-year-old boy\|13-year-old student]] and columbiner, went '''Mad Max''' at his school {{Hover\|IES Joan Fuster\|Joan Fuster High School}}, before he was reduced and V& like a [[n00b\|newbie]].
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			{{Killers}}{{clear}}
	==Background==		==Background==
	=== Other attacks before ===		=== Other attacks before ===
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	Let's move back to 1970s to see what was going on in Dagoland, years before '''Mad Max''' . The first {{Hover\|ataque en escuela\|school attack}} made by students and not [[Nazis\|Far-Right extremists]] in Dagoland, was in 1979, on the day 2nd February in the beach city of Castellón. Antonio Armelles Doménech, was chilling in his office, taking off his tie to give himself a big {{Hover\|paja\|fap}}, when 2 anonymous students brutally stabbed him at gunpoint (sadly, the gun didn't shot). Antonio died on March 7th due to his injuries. Other case occurred in Huelva on March 24th, 1984, when the [[gooner\|stalker]] and student Carlos Sánchez Caballero, killed his teacher because he was mentally ill and was a fucking stalker-simp to her. In 1987, most concretely on November 10th, student César Romero, in Móstoles, Madrip, tried to shoot his teacher with a hunting shotgun, failing it all before he was arrested. Fucking idiot. Still more cases, like the parricide Mauricio Triguero Triguero, who on February 20th, 1991, killed María Esteban Muñoz, his former wife, with knife in front of several toddlers in a kindergarten, traumatising them because she was a bitch with Mauricio. Also, he left some tapes, like Alvaro Castillo, on which he said to his son that he should behave well, do his homework, and that when he's older, he'll understand why he killed his ex-wife. He also expressed his obsessive desire to kill her. Last but not least, On Saint Valentine's day 1998, Francisco Tomás y Valiente, fromer president of the constitutional court, was shot to death by Jon Bienzobas Arretxe, AKA Karaka, a member of the infamous group of [[Al-Qaeda\|ETA]], armed with a pistol. There were more cases of people killed in schools in Spain, but to avoid adding all of them and making this a fucking [[TL;DR]], it would be best to add some of them that happened before '''Mad Max''' day.		Let's move back to 1970s to see what was going on in Dagoland, years before '''Mad Max''' . The first {{Hover\|ataque en escuela\|school attack}} made by students and not [[Nazis\|Far-Right extremists]] in Dagoland, was in 1979, on the day 2nd February in the beach city of Castellón. Antonio Armelles Doménech, was chilling in his office, taking off his tie to give himself a big {{Hover\|paja\|fap}}, when 2 anonymous students brutally stabbed him at gunpoint (sadly, the gun didn't shot). Antonio died on March 7th due to his injuries. Other case occurred in Huelva on March 24th, 1984, when the [[gooner\|stalker]] and student Carlos Sánchez Caballero, killed his teacher because he was mentally ill and was a fucking stalker-simp to her. In 1987, most concretely on November 10th, student César Romero, in Móstoles, Madrip, tried to shoot his teacher with a hunting shotgun, failing it all before he was arrested. Fucking idiot. Still more cases, like the parricide Mauricio Triguero Triguero, who on February 20th, 1991, killed María Esteban Muñoz, his former wife, with knife in front of several toddlers in a kindergarten, traumatising them because she was a bitch with Mauricio. Also, he left some tapes, like Alvaro Castillo, on which he said to his son that he should behave well, do his homework, and that when he's older, he'll understand why he killed his ex-wife. He also expressed his obsessive desire to kill her. Last but not least, On Saint Valentine's day 1998, Francisco Tomás y Valiente, fromer president of the constitutional court, was shot to death by Jon Bienzobas Arretxe, AKA Karaka, a member of the infamous group of [[Al-Qaeda\|ETA]], armed with a pistol. There were more cases of people killed in schools in Spain, but to avoid adding all of them and making this a fucking [[TL;DR]], it would be best to add some of them that happened before '''Mad Max''' day.

	~~{{clear}}~~
	=== The Kiddo ===		=== The Kiddo ===

	~~{{Killers}}~~

	'''Max Porta''' was born in early 2002. Not much is known about his [[CHILDHOOD RUINED\|childhood]]. What is known is that '''Max''' was a very sociable and compatible person because he talked a lot with his [[Friends\|friends]], was very kind, and respectful. Furthermore, in 2013, when his channel started, he was still in elementary school, around 5th or 6th grade. It's known that he allegedly had a deeper voice than other children, and his videos seemed more like they were made by a middle-aged teenager [[Foodistzen\|(around 14 or 15 years old)]] than an 11-year-old, '''Max''' allegedly created his first [[YouTube]] channel to upload content from [[GTA]] [[Nigger\|SA]] and Loquendo videos. In 2014, at the age of 12, he again allegedly opened his second channel, although it wasn't for uploading videos, but rather for watching videos that interested him. It is known that he used the same account he had connected to his school YouTube channel, which existed in computing classes.		'''Max Porta''' was born in early 2002. Not much is known about his [[CHILDHOOD RUINED\|childhood]]. What is known is that '''Max''' was a very sociable and compatible person because he talked a lot with his [[Friends\|friends]], was very kind, and respectful. Furthermore, in 2013, when his channel started, he was still in elementary school, around 5th or 6th grade. It's known that he allegedly had a deeper voice than other children, and his videos seemed more like they were made by a middle-aged teenager [[Foodistzen\|(around 14 or 15 years old)]] than an 11-year-old, '''Max''' allegedly created his first [[YouTube]] channel to upload content from [[GTA]] [[Nigger\|SA]] and Loquendo videos. In 2014, at the age of 12, he again allegedly opened his second channel, although it wasn't for uploading videos, but rather for watching videos that interested him. It is known that he used the same account he had connected to his school YouTube channel, which existed in computing classes.

Paul in the Mall at 18:47, 9 September 2025

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	* '''Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming a 20%. Increases undetectability.'''		* '''Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming a 20%. Increases undetectability.'''

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Paul in the Mall at 18:47, 9 September 2025

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	{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Max Porta'''</big> <br> <big> '''Mad Max'''</big>}}		{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Max Porta'''</big> <br> <big> '''Mad Max'''</big>}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Born:'''\|Ca. 2002}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Born:'''\|Ca. 2002}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[~~Spain\|~~Dago]]  [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Dago]]  [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 1, injured 4}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 1, injured 4}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Hahaha, no}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Hahaha, no}}
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	{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|No}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|No}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|Amok syndrome <br> [[Columbine Copycats\|Cockumbiner]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Motive'''\|Amok syndrome <br> [[Columbine Copycats\|Cockumbiner]]}}
	{{Ibend}}~~<!--~~		{{Ibend}}
	~~-->~~		It is day [[Columbine\|April 20]], 2015. In [[America\|Dumbfuckistan]], all edgelords like the [[William Atchison\|Couch Cuck]] were celebrating the the sixteenth anniversary of lulzfest by pilgriming to this page to type/edit shit on the Kawlimpine article. Meanwhile in the famous city known for soccer by the name of [[Barcelona Death Van 2017\|Barcelona]], in [[Spain\|Dagoland]], '''Max Porta C.'''{{Columbiner}} a [[13-year-old boy\|13-year-old student]] and columbiner, went '''Mad Max''' at his school {{Hover\|IES Joan Fuster\|Joan Fuster High School}}, before he was reduced and V& like a [[n00b\|newbie]].

	It is day [[Columbine\|April 20]], 2015. In [[America\|Dumbfuckistan]], all edgelords like the [[William Atchison\|Couch Cuck]] were celebrating the the sixteenth anniversary of lulzfest by pilgriming to this page to type/edit shit on the Kawlimpine article. Meanwhile in the famous city known for soccer by the name of [[Barcelona Death Van 2017\|Barcelona]], in [[Spain\|Dagoland]], '''Max Porta C.'''{{Columbiner}} a [[13-year-old boy\|13-year-old student]] and columbiner, went '''Mad ~~max~~''' at his school {{Hover\|IES Joan Fuster\|Joan Fuster High School}}, before he was reduced and V& like a [[n00b\|newbie]].
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	*'''~~Throw~~''': Molotov		*'''Thrown''': Molotov
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Paul in the Mall at 23:57, 8 September 2025

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	*[[Spanish]]		*[[Spanish]]
	*[[Gore]] - What this little kid watched, like any other this days		*[[Gore]] - What this little kid watched, like any other this days
	*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Guilherme_Reis\|Guilherme Reis]] - [[~~Brazil\|~~Portuspic]] and ~~nazi~~ version of '''Max Porta'''		*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Guilherme_Reis\|Guilherme Reis]] - [[Portuspic]] and Nazi version of '''Max Porta'''
	*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Justin_Adar_Polat\|Justin Adar Polat]] - [[France\|Frenchie]] and incel version of '''Max Porta''' (no teachers were harmed)		*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Justin_Adar_Polat\|Justin Adar Polat]] - [[France\|Frenchie]] and incel version of '''Max Porta''' (no teachers were harmed)
	*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another failure [[13-year-old boy]] who went amok		*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another failure [[13-year-old boy]] who went amok

Paul in the Mall at 06:10, 30 August 2025

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	== Aftermath ==		== Aftermath ==

	To Abel, the killed teacher, a farewell was held to him in the school, and several schools and colleges around Spain spoke about his death by '''Max'''. Butthurt in Spain, was moderate, still not being as dramatic as [[High Score/Loserinfo A#Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo\|other old events]] occurred in 1990s. '''Max''', being under 14, was [[Epic win\|sent free]], in a [[Epic fail\|law error]], causing moar drama when they covered his sentence/destiny after the attack. If this would happen in [[USA]], he would be sentenced to life in prison at the age of 15 or 16 with parole. Later, in April 2025, the first teacher wounded, female teacher by the name of Asun, spoke to a journalist to a TV program for the channel [[4\|Cuatro]], along with other teachers who got attacked by students, not being as lulzy as the attack on Asun.		To Abel, the killed teacher, a farewell was held to him in the school, and several schools and colleges around Spain spoke about his death by '''Max'''. Butthurt in Spain, was moderate, still not being as dramatic as [[High Score/Loserinfo#Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo\|other old events]] occurred in 1990s. '''Max''', being under 14, was [[Epic win\|sent free]], in a [[Epic fail\|law error]], causing moar drama when they covered his sentence/destiny after the attack. If this would happen in [[USA]], he would be sentenced to life in prison at the age of 15 or 16 with parole. Later, in April 2025, the first teacher wounded, female teacher by the name of Asun, spoke to a journalist to a TV program for the channel [[4\|Cuatro]], along with other teachers who got attacked by students, not being as lulzy as the attack on Asun.

	=== Lulzy attacks after '''Mad Max''' ===		=== Lulzy attacks after '''Mad Max''' ===
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	*[[Spanish]]		*[[Spanish]]
	*[[Gore]] - What this little kid watched, like any other this days		*[[Gore]] - What this little kid watched, like any other this days
	*[[High_Score/~~Loserinfo_G~~#Guilherme_Reis\|Guilherme Reis]] - [[Brazil\|Portuspic]] and nazi version of '''Max Porta'''		*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Guilherme_Reis\|Guilherme Reis]] - [[Brazil\|Portuspic]] and nazi version of '''Max Porta'''
	*[[High_Score/~~Loserinfo_J~~#Justin_Adar_Polat\|Justin Adar Polat]] - [[France\|Frenchie]] and incel version of '''Max Porta''' (no teachers were harmed)		*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Justin_Adar_Polat\|Justin Adar Polat]] - [[France\|Frenchie]] and incel version of '''Max Porta''' (no teachers were harmed)
	*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another failure [[13-year-old boy]] who went amok		*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another failure [[13-year-old boy]] who went amok
	*[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]] - Before the '''Maxacre''', this retard tried to do one.		*[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]] - Before the '''Maxacre''', this retard tried to do one.

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	\|<youtube>p1FZrwQKEnc</youtube> <br> <center>'''An hero?'''</center>		\|<youtube>p1FZrwQKEnc</youtube> <br> <center>'''An hero?'''</center>
	\|<youtube>2x6jSXgbs_g</youtube> <br> <center>'''How NPCs recount the attack'''</center>		\|<youtube>2x6jSXgbs_g</youtube> <br> <center>'''How NPCs recount the attack'''</center>
	~~\|<youtube>6av81aZyA_Q</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gorebox recreation'''</center>~~
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			<youtube>6av81aZyA_Q</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gorebox recreation'''</center>
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	~~MaxPReference.jpg\|~~
	~~MaxPevilmeme.jpeg\|MFW - I killed a teacher and i'm free without any charges bc i'm a schizo teen.~~
	Max porta.png\|Staring into your soul		Max porta.png\|Staring into your soul
	MaxPortaHockey.jpg\|He on his hockey team. Notice that [[Spain\|dago]] [[Police\|pigs]] tried to keep him anonymous		MaxPortaHockey.jpg\|He on his hockey team. Notice that [[Spain\|dago]] [[Police\|pigs]] tried to keep him anonymous
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	Max_Porta_Twitter.jpg\|Edgy Facebook pfp he had to publish gore. Even his father as aware on what he was Watching		Max_Porta_Twitter.jpg\|Edgy Facebook pfp he had to publish gore. Even his father as aware on what he was Watching
	DavidJurado.jpg\|The [[An Hero\|hero]] who stopped '''Max'''		DavidJurado.jpg\|The [[An Hero\|hero]] who stopped '''Max'''
			MaxGame.png\|Official game
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			MaxPevilmeme.jpeg\|MFW - I killed a teacher and i'm free without any charges bc i'm a schizo teen.
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