Mass Effect - Revision history

imported>Lazarus: /* Mass Effect 1 */

2022-03-12T07:15:59Z

Mass Effect 1

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	*'''Ashley''' - A [[Christfag]] whore. Players with poor comprehension think she is [[racist]], but she's actually a bigoted bitch with a judgmental attitude towards human supremacists. [[Hypocrisy\|No one likes her because she believes in Jesus.]] If you suggest a threesome with her, Liara and Shepard she's like "What the fuck?" Unlike Kaiden, she won't turn gay for Shepard in Mass Effect 3, because Bioware were afraid of pissing off what was left of their [[christfag]] fanbase. She was supposed to talk to Shepard about the afterlife and him/her being dead in the third game, but they cut that for the same pussy reason.		*'''Ashley''' - A [[Christfag]] whore. Players with poor comprehension think she is [[racist]], but she's actually a bigoted bitch with a judgmental attitude towards human supremacists. [[Hypocrisy\|No one likes her because she believes in Jesus.]] If you suggest a threesome with her, Liara and Shepard she's like "What the fuck?" Unlike Kaiden, she won't turn gay for Shepard in Mass Effect 3, because Bioware were afraid of pissing off what was left of their [[christfag]] fanbase. She was supposed to talk to Shepard about the afterlife and him/her being dead in the third game, but they cut that for the same pussy reason.
	*'''Kaiden''' a.k.a. [[KOTOR\|Carth 2.0]] - He is a male version of Ashley with all the personality of a slice of white-bread. With the crusts cut off. He is always left to die on Virmire, even by those who try to save him. Turns bisexual in Mass Effect 3. [[Once Upon a Time\|And he's voiced by a CG cricket. Who got his PhD from a curse.]]		*'''Kaiden''' a.k.a. [[KOTOR\|Carth 2.0]] - He is a male version of Ashley with all the personality of a slice of white-bread. With the crusts cut off. He is always left to die on Virmire, even by those who try to save him. Turns bisexual in Mass Effect 3. [[Once Upon a Time\|And he's voiced by a CG cricket. Who got his PhD from a curse.]]
	*'''Garrus''' - He's some sort of alien cop dude. Even though Kaiden is Carth 2.0, Garrus has more fangirls, who squealed when they learned that their [[self-insert]] Shepard could screw him in the next game.		*'''Garrus''' - He's some sort of alien cop dude. Even though Kaiden is Carth 2.0, Garrus has more fangirls, who squealed when they learned that their [[self-insert]] Shepard could screw him in the next game. And loves to do [[sex\|calibrations]] when you're not around.
	*'''[[SGT FOLEY\|Keith Motherfucking David]]'''.		*'''[[SGT FOLEY\|Keith Motherfucking David]]'''.
	*'''Admiral Hackett''' - A voice that has phone sex with Shepard everytime a new system is explored. If you like rolling down mountains in an oversized Tyco RC car, listen to Hackett. He has a HUGE fetish for the motherfucking Mako, and gives you like 400 identical side missions.		*'''Admiral Hackett''' - A voice that has phone sex with Shepard everytime a new system is explored. If you like rolling down mountains in an oversized Tyco RC car, listen to Hackett. He has a HUGE fetish for the motherfucking Mako, and gives you like 400 identical side missions.

imported>IvoRobotnik: /* Andromeda */

2018-03-29T21:51:36Z

Andromeda

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			File:MEApronouns.jpg\|RESPECT MY [[Female\|ASARI]] [[Pronouns\|PRONOUNS]]! [[Autistic Screeching\|REEEEE]]!!
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imported>IvoRobotnik at 09:29, 1 March 2018

2018-03-01T09:29:19Z

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	[[File:Mass Effect Andromeda Facial Developer.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Lead Facial Animator's resume]]		[[File:Mass Effect Andromeda Facial Developer.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Lead Facial Animator's resume]]
	[[File:Andromeda Facial Animation.gif\|thumb\|right\|100px\|Some of the finest work by her]]		[[File:Andromeda Facial Animation.gif\|thumb\|right\|100px\|Some of the finest work by her]]
	~~[[File:Jimpeebee.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|[[Jim Sterling\|Peebee]] [[IRL]].]]~~
	The anticipated fourth installment of the franchise was developed by incompetent SJWs, ranging from the mandatory marxist females to the anti-white dindus and pooloos. The result was obviously a game much inferior to its predecessor that was released 10 years ago. The only new addition to gameplay is that your character can now jump; a revolutionary feature never before seen in gaming! The game upon release was plagued with countless bugs and glitches, ranging from massive and excessive frame drops, character glitches and animations galore, broken cutscenes, and much more. Players who advance deep into the game were subjected to bugs with saving and loading. The facial animations were developed by a SJW idiot with insufficient experience, as you can obviously tell through basic observation of her resume. Also, the character details such as facial hair look like they're from a game made in 2005.		The anticipated fourth installment of the franchise was developed by incompetent SJWs, ranging from the mandatory marxist females to the anti-white dindus and pooloos. The result was obviously a game much inferior to its predecessor that was released 10 years ago. The only new addition to gameplay is that your character can now jump; a revolutionary feature never before seen in gaming! The game upon release was plagued with countless bugs and glitches, ranging from massive and excessive frame drops, character glitches and animations galore, broken cutscenes, and much more. Players who advance deep into the game were subjected to bugs with saving and loading. The facial animations were developed by a SJW idiot with insufficient experience, as you can obviously tell through basic observation of her resume. Also, the character details such as facial hair look like they're from a game made in 2005.

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	File:Mass Effect Andromeda SJWs Crying.jpg\|Tumblr faggots sperg out over the fact that the developers designed the characters as male and female and not tri-gendered walrus otherkin from deep space.		File:Mass Effect Andromeda SJWs Crying.jpg\|Tumblr faggots sperg out over the fact that the developers designed the characters as male and female and not tri-gendered walrus otherkin from deep space.
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			File:Jimpeebee.jpg\|[[Jim Sterling\|IRL PeeBee]]
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imported>LulzKiller: /* Mass Effect */

2018-02-22T21:56:36Z

Mass Effect

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	Another portion of the gameplay revolves around riding elevators. The third portion of the gameplay is shooting stuff. Until it dies. Oh ya, and you can also use psychic powers or something.		Another portion of the gameplay revolves around riding elevators until you learn to install [https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect/mods/69 a mod from nexusmods removing the long wait times]. The third portion of the gameplay is shooting stuff. Until it dies. Oh ya, and you can also use psychic powers or something.

	The greatest feature of this game series is the ability to punch some fucking nigger cunt fox pundit in the face for being fucking dumb enough to try to talk to you about you fucking things up throughout the games.		The greatest feature of this game series is the ability to punch some fucking nigger cunt fox pundit in the face for being fucking dumb enough to try to talk to you about you fucking things up throughout the games.

imported>LulzKiller: /* Mass Effect */

2018-02-22T21:54:54Z

Mass Effect

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	The gameplay features a lot of talking to people in the form of Bioware's unique dialogue system. It's supposed to be innovative and allow for a varied and dynamic conversation, but it basically boils down to a few key points:		The gameplay features a lot of talking to people in the form of Bioware's unique dialogue system. It's supposed to be innovative and allow for a varied and dynamic conversation, but it basically boils down to a few key points:

	*'''Option 1:''' <span style="color:#0000FF">Good person answer. </span> <BR>		*'''Option 1 (often at top):''' <span style="color:#0000FF">Good person answer. </span> <BR>
	*'''Option 2:''' <span style="color:#FF0000">Bad person answer.</span> <BR>		*'''Option 2 (often at bottom):''' <span style="color:#FF0000">Bad person answer.</span> <BR>
	*'''Option 3:''' Middle of the road person answer. <BR>		*'''Option 3 (often in middle):''' Middle of the road person answer. <BR>
	*'''Option 4:''' Please keep talking.<BR>		*'''Option 4:''' Please keep talking.<BR>

imported>AlGore: /* Andromeda */

2017-08-29T12:00:44Z

Andromeda

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imported>BilboDerpins: /* Mass Effect 2 */

2017-04-04T22:41:02Z

Mass Effect 2

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	*'''Darth Revan/Shepard''' - S/he dies at the beginning of the game, oh no! Except Cerberus fixes that. Now Shepard has scars. The more of an asshole s/he is, the worse the scars get. This kind of made sense in [[KOTOR]] because the dark side does shit like that. But really? BioWare might as well be screaming "HEY, REMEMBER KOTOR!? REMEMBER THE DARK SIDE?! LOL!!!" Being Renegade is more fun anyways because you can punch news reporters, kick guys from windows, and tell people to kill themselves.		*'''Darth Revan/Shepard''' - S/he dies at the beginning of the game, oh no! Except Cerberus fixes that. Now Shepard has scars. The more of an asshole s/he is, the worse the scars get. This kind of made sense in [[KOTOR]] because the dark side does shit like that. But really? BioWare might as well be screaming "HEY, REMEMBER KOTOR!? REMEMBER THE DARK SIDE?! LOL!!!" Being Renegade is more fun anyways because you can punch news reporters, kick guys from windows, and tell people to kill themselves.
	*'''Mordin''' - Alien doctor on crack. Just before it's time to get your dick sucked, he gives you some advice on how to fuck your hoe in the safest way possible. His advice for Jack is extremely lulzy. To earn his loyalty you have to help him find some faggot who pounded his ass at least 100 years ago.		*'''Mordin''' - Alien doctor on crack. Just before it's time to get your dick sucked, he gives you some advice on how to fuck your hoe in the safest way possible. His advice for Jack is extremely lulzy. To earn his loyalty you have to help him find some faggot who pounded his ass at least 100 years ago. Will friendzone you harder than Stacy from high-school if you're a beta cuck who doesn't romance anyone.
	*'''[[Australia\|Miranda]]''' - Fucking bitch. Chances are you will probably never fuck her. If you're a paragon you have slightly higher chances, although you need a full paragon bar to tell her to stop being a such a cunt and go make you a sandwich during the conflict between her and Jack. She got [[dat ass\|dat fine ass]] and some [[Tits\|big ass titties]] though. Her loyalty quest consists of helping her save her sister from Rupert Murdoch, her pedo dad. Fucking hates Jack. Is probably Bastila Shan in disguise. Can't fucking act to save her life.		*'''[[Australia\|Miranda]]''' - Fucking bitch. Chances are you will probably never fuck her. If you're a paragon you have slightly higher chances, although you need a full paragon bar to tell her to stop being a such a cunt and go make you a sandwich during the conflict between her and Jack. She got [[dat ass\|dat fine ass]] and some [[Tits\|big ass titties]] though. Her loyalty quest consists of helping her save her sister from Rupert Murdoch, her pedo dad. Fucking hates Jack. Is probably Bastila Shan in disguise. Can't fucking act to save her life.
	*'''[[crazy\|Jack]]''' - Bald psycho bitch who loves showing tits. Likes to act tough but underneath it all there's a sweet little girl just [[asking for it\|begging]] for some nice guy to shove his cock up her tight pussy. For her loyalty quest you gotta blow up some research station she was raised in. Fucking hates Miranda and everyone else in the universe.		*'''[[crazy\|Jack]]''' - Bald psycho bitch who loves showing tits. Likes to act tough but underneath it all there's a sweet little girl just [[asking for it\|begging]] for some nice guy to shove his cock up her tight pussy. For her loyalty quest you gotta blow up some research station she was raised in. Fucking hates Miranda and everyone else in the universe.

imported>BilboDerpins: /* Mass Effect 2 */

2017-04-04T22:17:28Z

Mass Effect 2

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	*'''[[crazy\|Jack]]''' - Bald psycho bitch who loves showing tits. Likes to act tough but underneath it all there's a sweet little girl just [[asking for it\|begging]] for some nice guy to shove his cock up her tight pussy. For her loyalty quest you gotta blow up some research station she was raised in. Fucking hates Miranda and everyone else in the universe.		*'''[[crazy\|Jack]]''' - Bald psycho bitch who loves showing tits. Likes to act tough but underneath it all there's a sweet little girl just [[asking for it\|begging]] for some nice guy to shove his cock up her tight pussy. For her loyalty quest you gotta blow up some research station she was raised in. Fucking hates Miranda and everyone else in the universe.
	*'''[[cocktease\|Samara]]''' - An asari white knight who replaces Liara as a biotic specialist. She's a boring character that nobody cares about so she constantly shows cleavage to try to get attention. For her loyalty quest you have to help her kill her daughter, Morinth, or have sex with her. Fucking hates her daughter.		*'''[[cocktease\|Samara]]''' - An asari white knight who replaces Liara as a biotic specialist. She's a boring character that nobody cares about so she constantly shows cleavage to try to get attention. For her loyalty quest you have to help her kill her daughter, Morinth, or have sex with her. Fucking hates her daughter.
	**'''[[Bitch\|Morinth]]''' - If you waste Samara's sorry ass during her loyalty quest she is replaced by Morinth. She has some sort of AIDS strain that is enhanced by her Asari geneticoligcal biodicks shit so instead of killing her it just kills whoever she fucks instead. She has been fucking people to death for 400 years just for shits and giggles which would make her fucking awesome if she wasn't a god damn goth bitch who's always talking about her dark soul and shit nobody cares about. She really likes the artsy, shy types. After the final mission you can choose to have sex with her but it kills Shepard. She wears her troll face while Shepard is dying. Fucking hates her mom.		**'''[[Bitch\|Morinth]]''' - If you waste Samara's sorry ass during her loyalty quest she is replaced by Morinth. She has some sort of AIDS strain that is enhanced by her Asari geneticoligcal biodicks shit so instead of killing her it just kills whoever she fucks instead. She has been fucking people to death for 400 years just for shits and giggles which would make her fucking awesome if she wasn't a god damn goth bitch who's always talking about her dark soul and shit nobody cares about. She really likes the artsy, shy types. After the final mission you can choose to have sex with her but it kills Shepard. She wears her troll face while Shepard is dying. Fucking hates her mom. Gets captured by Reapers in 3 for a couple centuries of [[Lulz\|raep and torture]] if she survives this game.
	*'''[[Waifu\|Tali]]''' - Since everyone on the internets wanted some sweet sweet quarian ass, Bioware made it so you can fuck her in ''Mass Effect 2''. You still don't get to see ass though. The whole fucking sex scene is a one minute cock tease. For her loyalty quest you need to figure out why she's been [[unfunny\|Tali-B&]] from her home, piss on her dad's corpse,then get her pardoned/PermaB& from her flotilla. Fucking hates Legion. Is a virgin. Will fuck MaleShep, cuntblocks FemShep at the last minute.		*'''[[Waifu\|Tali]]''' - Since everyone on the internets wanted some sweet sweet quarian ass, Bioware made it so you can fuck her in ''Mass Effect 2''. You still don't get to see ass though. The whole fucking sex scene is a one minute cock tease. For her loyalty quest you need to figure out why she's been [[unfunny\|Tali-B&]] from her home, piss on her dad's corpse,then get her pardoned/PermaB& from her flotilla. Fucking hates Legion. Is a virgin. Will fuck MaleShep, cuntblocks FemShep at the last minute.
	*'''Legion''' - ([[Spoiler\|'''HOLY SHIT YOU GET A GETH TEAMMATE T01HSE9MWUZVQ0tJTkdTSElUV1RGWU9VQ1JBQ0tFRFRIRUNPREU=''']]) Legion is a geth robot/anonymous oldfag who has a total hard on for Shepard. He welded Shepard's old armor onto his body and loves to smear his robo jizz all over the N7 insignia. Despite being a creepy faggot, [[v/\|he's probably one the most badass characters when it comes to combat and you can even give him a special sniper rifle that can take down a gunship in like 4 hits.]] During Samara's recruitment mission he makes a statement about how drugs are bad. For his loyalty quest you have to help him convince all the geth who worship Jesus that he is not real. Doesn't hate Tali. In fact, he likes everyone. Trolls lusers in MMOs as a hobby.		*'''Legion''' - ([[Spoiler\|'''HOLY SHIT YOU GET A GETH TEAMMATE T01HSE9MWUZVQ0tJTkdTSElUV1RGWU9VQ1JBQ0tFRFRIRUNPREU=''']]) Legion is a geth robot/anonymous oldfag who has a total hard on for Shepard. He welded Shepard's old armor onto his body and loves to smear his robo jizz all over the N7 insignia. Despite being a creepy faggot, [[v/\|he's probably one the most badass characters when it comes to combat and you can even give him a special sniper rifle that can take down a gunship in like 4 hits.]] During Samara's recruitment mission he makes a statement about how drugs are bad. For his loyalty quest you have to help him convince all the geth who worship Jesus that he is not real. Doesn't hate Tali. In fact, he likes everyone. [[Srsly\|Trolls lusers in MMOs as a hobby.]]
	*'''Jacob''' - Some nigger who was an alliance soldier just like you. He's a pretty boring character who was thrown in to meet the nigger quota. The only cool thing about him is his loyalty quest where you discover that his dad was a sick fuck who was [[Dating\|feeding his crew food that destroyed their brain and minds, so he could fuck all the women in the crew without them saying no]]. Fucking loves fried chicken. If Shepard pursues a relationship with him, he comes to her cabin and says it was risky, but the [[Sex\|PRIIIIIZE]].		*'''Jacob''' - Some nigger who was an alliance soldier just like you. He's a pretty boring character who was thrown in to meet the nigger quota. The only cool thing about him is his loyalty quest where you discover that his dad was a sick fuck who was [[Dating\|feeding his crew food that destroyed their brain and minds, so he could fuck all the women in the crew without them saying no]]. Fucking loves fried chicken. If Shepard pursues a relationship with him, he comes to her cabin and says it was risky, but the [[Sex\|PRIIIIIZE]].
	*'''Garrus''' - Your nigga bro from the first game. He's weirder looking now because he got cock slapped by a rocket from a gunship during his recruitment mission so now he's got a metal plate on the side of his head. For his loyalty quest you've gotta help him kick some faggot in the balls and help him assassinate a guy. Or you can be a pussy and tell him that killing is bad and it's much better if we all just get along and he'd only be hurting himself and HGLUALGHLAUGLHAUGLAHGFLAUGAHGlUGLAHGL. You can actually talk to him after that, where he'll go into detail about a girl he had sex with, him having "reach" and her having "flexibility". Gets really awkward around female Shepard if she likes him.		*'''Garrus''' - Your nigga bro from the first game. He's weirder looking now because he got cock slapped by a rocket from a gunship during his recruitment mission so now he's got a metal plate on the side of his head. For his loyalty quest you've gotta help him kick some faggot in the balls and help him assassinate a guy. Or you can be a pussy and tell him that killing is bad and it's much better if we all just get along and he'd only be hurting himself and HGLUALGHLAUGLHAUGLAHGFLAUGAHGlUGLAHGL. You can actually talk to him after that, where he'll go into detail about a girl he had sex with, him having "reach" and her having "flexibility". Gets really awkward around female Shepard if she likes him.

imported>AlGore: /* Mass Effect: Andromeda */

2017-04-03T13:57:36Z

Mass Effect: Andromeda

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	[[File:Andromeda Facial Animation.gif\|thumb\|right\|100px\|Some of the finest work by her]]		[[File:Andromeda Facial Animation.gif\|thumb\|right\|100px\|Some of the finest work by her]]
	[[File:Jimpeebee.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|[[Jim Sterling\|Peebee]] [[IRL]].]]		[[File:Jimpeebee.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|[[Jim Sterling\|Peebee]] [[IRL]].]]
	The anticipated fourth installment of the franchise was developed by incompetent SJWs, ranging from the mandatory marxist females to the anti-white dindus and pooloos. The result was obviously a game much inferior to its predecessor that was released 10 years ago. The only new addition is that your character can now jump; a revolutionary feature never before seen in gaming! The game upon release was plagued with countless bugs and glitches, ranging from massive and excessive frame drops, character glitches and animations galore, broken cutscenes, and much more. Players who advance deep into the game were subjected to bugs with saving and loading. The facial animations were developed by a SJW idiot with insufficient experience, as you can obviously tell through basic observation. Also, the character details such as facial hair look like they're from a game made in 2005.		The anticipated fourth installment of the franchise was developed by incompetent SJWs, ranging from the mandatory marxist females to the anti-white dindus and pooloos. The result was obviously a game much inferior to its predecessor that was released 10 years ago. The only new addition to gameplay is that your character can now jump; a revolutionary feature never before seen in gaming! The game upon release was plagued with countless bugs and glitches, ranging from massive and excessive frame drops, character glitches and animations galore, broken cutscenes, and much more. Players who advance deep into the game were subjected to bugs with saving and loading. The facial animations were developed by a SJW idiot with insufficient experience, as you can obviously tell through basic observation of her resume. Also, the character details such as facial hair look like they're from a game made in 2005.

	On a positive note, the planet exploration is miles ahead of the shitty minigames you had to put up with in ME1. The environments were put together fairly well and the graphics (although subject to age bitterly) are relatively decent in the time the game was released. I'm calling it: they'll release a 30$ DLC to make the graphics and facial animations less gay.		On a positive note, the planet exploration is miles ahead of the shitty minigames you had to put up with in ME1. The environments were put together fairly well and the graphics (although subject to age bitterly) are relatively decent in the time the game was released. I'm calling it: they'll release a 30$ DLC to make the graphics and facial animations less gay.

imported>IvoRobotnik: /* Mass Effect: Andromeda */

2017-03-31T09:06:06Z

Mass Effect: Andromeda

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	[[File:Andromeda Facial Animation.gif\|thumb\|right\|100px\|Some of the finest work by her]]		[[File:Andromeda Facial Animation.gif\|thumb\|right\|100px\|Some of the finest work by her]]
			[[File:Jimpeebee.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|[[Jim Sterling\|Peebee]] [[IRL]].]]
	The anticipated fourth installment of the franchise was developed by incompetent SJWs, ranging from the mandatory marxist females to the anti-white dindus and pooloos. The result was obviously a game much inferior to its predecessor that was released 10 years ago. The only new addition is that your character can now jump; a revolutionary feature never before seen in gaming! The game upon release was plagued with countless bugs and glitches, ranging from massive and excessive frame drops, character glitches and animations galore, broken cutscenes, and much more. Players who advance deep into the game were subjected to bugs with saving and loading. The facial animations were developed by a SJW idiot with insufficient experience, as you can obviously tell through basic observation. Also, the character details such as facial hair look like they're from a game made in 2005.		The anticipated fourth installment of the franchise was developed by incompetent SJWs, ranging from the mandatory marxist females to the anti-white dindus and pooloos. The result was obviously a game much inferior to its predecessor that was released 10 years ago. The only new addition is that your character can now jump; a revolutionary feature never before seen in gaming! The game upon release was plagued with countless bugs and glitches, ranging from massive and excessive frame drops, character glitches and animations galore, broken cutscenes, and much more. Players who advance deep into the game were subjected to bugs with saving and loading. The facial animations were developed by a SJW idiot with insufficient experience, as you can obviously tell through basic observation. Also, the character details such as facial hair look like they're from a game made in 2005.

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	*'''[[crazy\|Jack]]''' - Bald psycho bitch who loves showing tits. Likes to act tough but underneath it all there's a sweet little girl just [[asking for it\|begging]] for some nice guy to shove his cock up her tight pussy. For her loyalty quest you gotta blow up some research station she was raised in. Fucking hates Miranda and everyone else in the universe.		*'''[[crazy\|Jack]]''' - Bald psycho bitch who loves showing tits. Likes to act tough but underneath it all there's a sweet little girl just [[asking for it\|begging]] for some nice guy to shove his cock up her tight pussy. For her loyalty quest you gotta blow up some research station she was raised in. Fucking hates Miranda and everyone else in the universe.
	*'''[[cocktease\|Samara]]''' - An asari white knight who replaces Liara as a biotic specialist. She's a boring character that nobody cares about so she constantly shows cleavage to try to get attention. For her loyalty quest you have to help her kill her daughter, Morinth, or have sex with her. Fucking hates her daughter.		*'''[[cocktease\|Samara]]''' - An asari white knight who replaces Liara as a biotic specialist. She's a boring character that nobody cares about so she constantly shows cleavage to try to get attention. For her loyalty quest you have to help her kill her daughter, Morinth, or have sex with her. Fucking hates her daughter.
	**'''[[Bitch\|Morinth]]''' - If you waste Samara's sorry ass during her loyalty quest she is replaced by Morinth. She has some sort of AIDS strain that is enhanced by her Asari geneticoligcal biodicks shit so instead of killing her it just kills whoever she fucks instead. She has been fucking people to death for 400 years just for shits and giggles which would make her fucking awesome if she wasn't a god damn goth bitch who's always talking about her dark soul and shit nobody cares about. She really likes the artsy, shy types. After the final mission you can choose to have sex with her but it kills Shepard. She wears her troll face while Shepard is dying. Fucking hates her mom.		**'''[[Bitch\|Morinth]]''' - If you waste Samara's sorry ass during her loyalty quest she is replaced by Morinth. She has some sort of AIDS strain that is enhanced by her Asari geneticoligcal biodicks shit so instead of killing her it just kills whoever she fucks instead. She has been fucking people to death for 400 years just for shits and giggles which would make her fucking awesome if she wasn't a god damn goth bitch who's always talking about her dark soul and shit nobody cares about. She really likes the artsy, shy types. After the final mission you can choose to have sex with her but it kills Shepard. She wears her troll face while Shepard is dying. Fucking hates her mom. Gets captured by Reapers in 3 for a couple centuries of [[Lulz\|raep and torture]] if she survives this game.
	*'''[[Waifu\|Tali]]''' - Since everyone on the internets wanted some sweet sweet quarian ass, Bioware made it so you can fuck her in ''Mass Effect 2''. You still don't get to see ass though. The whole fucking sex scene is a one minute cock tease. For her loyalty quest you need to figure out why she's been [[unfunny\|Tali-B&]] from her home, piss on her dad's corpse,then get her pardoned/PermaB& from her flotilla. Fucking hates Legion. Is a virgin. Will fuck MaleShep, cuntblocks FemShep at the last minute.		*'''[[Waifu\|Tali]]''' - Since everyone on the internets wanted some sweet sweet quarian ass, Bioware made it so you can fuck her in ''Mass Effect 2''. You still don't get to see ass though. The whole fucking sex scene is a one minute cock tease. For her loyalty quest you need to figure out why she's been [[unfunny\|Tali-B&]] from her home, piss on her dad's corpse,then get her pardoned/PermaB& from her flotilla. Fucking hates Legion. Is a virgin. Will fuck MaleShep, cuntblocks FemShep at the last minute.
	*'''Legion''' - ([[Spoiler\|'''HOLY SHIT YOU GET A GETH TEAMMATE T01HSE9MWUZVQ0tJTkdTSElUV1RGWU9VQ1JBQ0tFRFRIRUNPREU=''']]) Legion is a geth robot/anonymous oldfag who has a total hard on for Shepard. He welded Shepard's old armor onto his body and loves to smear his robo jizz all over the N7 insignia. Despite being a creepy faggot, [[v/\|he's probably one the most badass characters when it comes to combat and you can even give him a special sniper rifle that can take down a gunship in like 4 hits.]] During Samara's recruitment mission he makes a statement about how drugs are bad. For his loyalty quest you have to help him convince all the geth who worship Jesus that he is not real. Doesn't hate Tali. In fact, he likes everyone. Trolls lusers in MMOs as a hobby.		*'''Legion''' - ([[Spoiler\|'''HOLY SHIT YOU GET A GETH TEAMMATE T01HSE9MWUZVQ0tJTkdTSElUV1RGWU9VQ1JBQ0tFRFRIRUNPREU=''']]) Legion is a geth robot/anonymous oldfag who has a total hard on for Shepard. He welded Shepard's old armor onto his body and loves to smear his robo jizz all over the N7 insignia. Despite being a creepy faggot, [[v/\|he's probably one the most badass characters when it comes to combat and you can even give him a special sniper rifle that can take down a gunship in like 4 hits.]] During Samara's recruitment mission he makes a statement about how drugs are bad. For his loyalty quest you have to help him convince all the geth who worship Jesus that he is not real. Doesn't hate Tali. In fact, he likes everyone. [[Srsly\|Trolls lusers in MMOs as a hobby.]]
	*'''Jacob''' - Some nigger who was an alliance soldier just like you. He's a pretty boring character who was thrown in to meet the nigger quota. The only cool thing about him is his loyalty quest where you discover that his dad was a sick fuck who was [[Dating\|feeding his crew food that destroyed their brain and minds, so he could fuck all the women in the crew without them saying no]]. Fucking loves fried chicken. If Shepard pursues a relationship with him, he comes to her cabin and says it was risky, but the [[Sex\|PRIIIIIZE]].		*'''Jacob''' - Some nigger who was an alliance soldier just like you. He's a pretty boring character who was thrown in to meet the nigger quota. The only cool thing about him is his loyalty quest where you discover that his dad was a sick fuck who was [[Dating\|feeding his crew food that destroyed their brain and minds, so he could fuck all the women in the crew without them saying no]]. Fucking loves fried chicken. If Shepard pursues a relationship with him, he comes to her cabin and says it was risky, but the [[Sex\|PRIIIIIZE]].
	*'''Garrus''' - Your nigga bro from the first game. He's weirder looking now because he got cock slapped by a rocket from a gunship during his recruitment mission so now he's got a metal plate on the side of his head. For his loyalty quest you've gotta help him kick some faggot in the balls and help him assassinate a guy. Or you can be a pussy and tell him that killing is bad and it's much better if we all just get along and he'd only be hurting himself and HGLUALGHLAUGLHAUGLAHGFLAUGAHGlUGLAHGL. You can actually talk to him after that, where he'll go into detail about a girl he had sex with, him having "reach" and her having "flexibility". Gets really awkward around female Shepard if she likes him.		*'''Garrus''' - Your nigga bro from the first game. He's weirder looking now because he got cock slapped by a rocket from a gunship during his recruitment mission so now he's got a metal plate on the side of his head. For his loyalty quest you've gotta help him kick some faggot in the balls and help him assassinate a guy. Or you can be a pussy and tell him that killing is bad and it's much better if we all just get along and he'd only be hurting himself and HGLUALGHLAUGLHAUGLAHGFLAUGAHGlUGLAHGL. You can actually talk to him after that, where he'll go into detail about a girl he had sex with, him having "reach" and her having "flexibility". Gets really awkward around female Shepard if she likes him.