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	'''Martin Neumaier''' ~~was~~ a German politician who rose to notoriety after having had filmed himself passionately licking public toilets. Apparently, the toilet licking was a "[[BDSM\|punishment]]" that he had to fulfill, and if it would surprise you, he was a massive [[homosexual]] with a [[scat]] fetish, and this isn't even the most disgusting nor the most obscene thing he had filmed himself doing, including but not limited to smearing a [[Quran]] with his poo-poo covered [[dildo]]~~{{sauce}}~~ and hopping on said dildo with a poo-poo [[Hitler]] 'stache smeared on his face.		'''Martin Neumaier''' is a German politician who rose to notoriety after having had filmed himself passionately licking public toilets. Apparently, the toilet licking was a "[[BDSM\|punishment]]" that he had to fulfill, and if it would surprise you, he was a massive [[homosexual]] with a [[scat]] fetish, and this isn't even the most disgusting nor the most obscene thing he had filmed himself doing, including but not limited to smearing a [[Quran]] with his poo-poo covered [[dildo]] and hopping on said dildo with a poo-poo [[Hitler]] 'stache smeared on his face.

			==Background==
			In 2024, Martin Neumaier was a candidate running for the [[Liberal\|Free Democratic Party]] in the Ostalb district of Baden-Württemberg. On May 16th, a video of him passionately licking several chrome urinals, toilet seats and toiletries inside the public restroom of a railway station surfaced on [[Xitter]]. That, as well as many other videos Neumaier shared online of himself rectally masturbating went viral worldwide. Neumaier's perverted videos will go down as easily one of the worst things a German politician has ever done.

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'''Martin Neumaier''' was a German politician who rose to notoriety after having had filmed himself passionately licking public toilets. Apparently, the toilet licking was a "[[BDSM|punishment]]" that he had to fulfill, and if it would surprise you, he was a massive [[homosexual]] with a [[scat]] fetish, and this isn't even the most disgusting nor the most obscene thing he had filmed himself doing, including but not limited to smearing a [[Quran]] with his poo-poo covered [[dildo]]{{sauce}} and hopping on said dildo with a poo-poo [[Hitler]] 'stache smeared on his face.

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|[[File:A True German Patriot.mp4|400px]] <center>'''A true patriot of the German people.'''</center>
|[[File:potato dildo.mp4|400px]] <center>'''Watch him lick his own shit and mashed potatoes off of his dildo after using it.'''</center>
|[[File:The New Hitler.mp4|400px]] <center>'''OMG LITERALLY HITLER!!!11!1'''</center>
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==See Also==
*[[Aidan Maese-Czeropski]] - Gay politician who was filmed taking backshots in a U.S. government office.
*[[Bubba Copeland]] - creepy Republican crossdresser who offed himself.
*[[Kyle Spitze]] - femboy extortionist who also filmed himself licking a toilet.
*[[Martin Ssempa]] - Ugandan pastor who doesn't want you to eat da poo poo.

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