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imported>Mantequilla: /* The MapQuest Effect */

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The MapQuest Effect

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	==The MapQuest Effect==		==The MapQuest Effect==
	In fact, almost every mistake, wrong turn, [[error]] in judgement, miscalculation, [[war\|woar]], crime against humanity, atrocity and just plain bad ideas ~~(google: [[Miltopia]] + conception)~~ in all of human [[history]] can be blamed on bad directions -'advice' if you will- from MapQuest. And if it wasn't, one can probably get away with 'The MapQuest Excuse' for things both large and small from "MapQuest ate my homework" (in lieu of 'the dog') to "MapQuest made me do it!" (in lieu of "the voices in my head").		In fact, almost every mistake, wrong turn, [[error]] in judgement, miscalculation, [[war\|woar]], crime against humanity, atrocity and just plain bad ideas in all of human [[history]] can be blamed on bad directions -'advice' if you will- from MapQuest. And if it wasn't, one can probably get away with 'The MapQuest Excuse' for things both large and small from "MapQuest ate my homework" (in lieu of 'the dog') to "MapQuest made me do it!" (in lieu of "the voices in my head").

	This was [[last thursday\|recently]] [[demon]]strated in the Middle East by [[Iran\|Hezbollah]], who unintentionally sparked a woar between Lebanon and [[Israel]] when they kindly stopped to give some Jew [[army\|hitchers]] a ride. Unfortunately, MapQuest directed them to take the [[Jews]] hostage, deep into [[Goatse\|Southern Lebanon]]. [[Israel]] responded by sending [[at least 100\|at least 1,000,000]] fighter jets to bomb the shit out of [[Iran]], but again...fucking '''MapQuest!!!'''		This was [[last thursday\|recently]] [[demon]]strated in the Middle East by [[Iran\|Hezbollah]], who unintentionally sparked a woar between Lebanon and [[Israel]] when they kindly stopped to give some Jew [[army\|hitchers]] a ride. Unfortunately, MapQuest directed them to take the [[Jews]] hostage, deep into [[Goatse\|Southern Lebanon]]. [[Israel]] responded by sending [[at least 100\|at least 1,000,000]] fighter jets to bomb the shit out of [[Iran]], but again...fucking '''MapQuest!!!'''

imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:59:52Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:59:52Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:59:52Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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	~~[[Category:~~Sites]]		{{Sites}}

imported>InsaneBronyGuy at 17:10, 23 May 2013

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	:Looking for directions to [[President\|The White House]]		:Looking for directions to [[President\|The White House]]
	*[[Hitler]]		*[[Hitler]]
	:~~Directions~~ for invading Russia.		:Looking for directions on invading Russia.
	*[[Your mom]]		*[[Your mom]]
	:Looking for directions to an abortion clinic.		:Looking for directions to an abortion clinic.

imported>InsaneBronyGuy at 16:57, 23 May 2013

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	*[[Osama bin Laden\|Al-Qaeda]]		*[[Osama bin Laden\|Al-Qaeda]]
	:Looking for directions to [[President\|The White House]]		:Looking for directions to [[President\|The White House]]
			*[[Hitler]]
			:Directions for invading Russia.
	*[[Your mom]]		*[[Your mom]]
	:Looking for an abortion clinic.		:Looking for directions to an abortion clinic.


	=="MapQuest Made Me Do It"==		=="MapQuest Made Me Do It"==
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	*[[Jews]]		*[[Jews]]
	:On [[WTC]]		:On [[WTC]]
			*[[Sherrod DeHippo]]
			:[[Ohinternet\|On ruining ED.]]
			*[[Moot]]
			:On Creating /b/


	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>InsaneBronyGuy at 16:50, 23 May 2013

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	[[Image:Mapquest_cats.jpg\|thumb\|"WTF. This are not [[Bat Country]]!!!"]]		[[Image:Mapquest_cats.jpg\|thumb\|"WTF. This are not [[Bat Country]]!!!"]]
	[[Image:MapQuest.jpg\|thumb\|big\|Following '''MapQuest''' directions.]]		[[Image:MapQuest.jpg\|thumb\|big\|Following '''MapQuest''' directions.]]
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	*[[Osama bin Laden\|Al-Qaeda]]		*[[Osama bin Laden\|Al-Qaeda]]
	:Looking for directions to [[President\|The White House]]		:Looking for directions to [[President\|The White House]]
			*[[Your mom]]
			:Looking for an abortion clinic.

	=="MapQuest Made Me Do It"==		=="MapQuest Made Me Do It"==

imported>DarkLordTR: /* "MapQuest Made Me Do It" */ fixing link

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"MapQuest Made Me Do It": fixing link

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	*[[Saddam]]		*[[Saddam]]
	:On his invasion of Kuwait.		:On his invasion of Kuwait.
	*[[Seung-hui ~~Cho~~]]		*[[Cho Seung-hui]]
	:On the [[Virginia Tech massacre]]		:On the [[Virginia Tech massacre]]
	*[[Jews]]		*[[Jews]]

imported>DarkLordTR: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	[http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=55.957443,-3.311411&ie=UTF8&z=17&ll=55.957615,-3.311144&spn=0.002649,0.010815&t=k&om=1 Typing MapQuest into an address bar will sometimes land you up Shit Creek without a paddle.]		*[http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=55.957443,-3.311411&ie=UTF8&z=17&ll=55.957615,-3.311144&spn=0.002649,0.010815&t=k&om=1 Typing MapQuest into an address bar will sometimes land you up Shit Creek without a paddle.]


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	[[Category:Sites]]		[[Category:Sites]]