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imported>Coelacanth: /* Famous Manlets */

2024-03-11T01:25:40Z

Famous Manlets

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imported>Coelacanth: /* Famous Manlets */

2024-03-11T01:25:40Z

Famous Manlets

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	* [[Andrew Anglin]] (160cm / 5'3")		* [[Andrew Anglin]] (160cm / 5'3")
	* [[Prince]] (158cm / 5'2")		* [[Prince]] (158cm / 5'2")
			* [[Charles Manson]] (158cm / 5'2")
	* [[France\|Napoleon]] (170 cm / 5'7")		* [[France\|Napoleon]] (170 cm / 5'7")
	* [[You]] (seriously, just [[an hero\|kill yourself]])		* [[You]] (seriously, just [[an hero\|kill yourself]])

	[[Category:Epithets]]		[[Category:Epithets]]

imported>NippleFish at 04:27, 27 May 2018

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	* [[Andrew Anglin]] (160cm / 5'3")		* [[Andrew Anglin]] (160cm / 5'3")
	* [[Prince]] (158cm / 5'2")		* [[Prince]] (158cm / 5'2")
	* [[France\|Napoleon]] (~~157~~ cm / 5'2")		* [[France\|Napoleon]] (170 cm / 5'7")
	* [[You]] (seriously, just [[an hero\|kill yourself]])		* [[You]] (seriously, just [[an hero\|kill yourself]])

	[[Category:Epithets]]		[[Category:Epithets]]

imported>Jebkush: /* Famous Manlets */

2018-05-17T13:10:42Z

Famous Manlets

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	* [[Andrew Anglin]] (160cm / 5'3")		* [[Andrew Anglin]] (160cm / 5'3")
	* [[Prince]] (158cm / 5'2")		* [[Prince]] (158cm / 5'2")
			* [[France\|Napoleon]] (157 cm / 5'2")
	* [[You]] (seriously, just [[an hero\|kill yourself]])		* [[You]] (seriously, just [[an hero\|kill yourself]])

	[[Category:Epithets]]		[[Category:Epithets]]

imported>Vigilant's Vagoo at 02:47, 16 February 2018

2018-02-16T02:47:35Z

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			[[File:Thedamnfrog.gif\|thumb\|a typical manlet on the internet]]
	'''Manlets''' are a race of hominidae easily recognizable by their short and [[fat\|girthy]] stature. Unlike [[midget\|midgets]], who are humans with a [[retard\|growth defect]], manlets were [[creationism\|created that way]] by [[God]] and have [[lies\|nothing to be ashamed of]]. When attempting to blend in with human society, manlets are always inferior at everything they do, they can be spotted trying to mate with human women, and usually end up with some 40-year-old trailer park whore who just jumped off the cock carousel, who they will fill with their inferior sperm and curse the world with moar manlets. Some manlets will claim they are [[NORP\|average]] by pointing at statistics, but what they don't know is that the average height for all 1st world countries is far above what the statistics say, but the government fear manlets will suicide bomb themselves should such a fact be released to the public.		'''Manlets''' are a race of hominidae easily recognizable by their short and [[fat\|girthy]] stature. Unlike [[midget\|midgets]], who are humans with a [[retard\|growth defect]], manlets were [[creationism\|created that way]] by [[God]] and have [[lies\|nothing to be ashamed of]]. When attempting to blend in with human society, manlets are always inferior at everything they do, they can be spotted trying to mate with human women, and usually end up with some 40-year-old trailer park whore who just jumped off the cock carousel, who they will fill with their inferior sperm and curse the world with moar manlets. Some manlets will claim they are [[NORP\|average]] by pointing at statistics, but what they don't know is that the average height for all 1st world countries is far above what the statistics say, but the government fear manlets will suicide bomb themselves should such a fact be released to the public.

imported>Schnitzel: /* Where to Find Manlets */

2017-06-11T13:15:10Z

Where to Find Manlets

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	* At the shoe shop ordering shoes with 8 inch soles		* At the shoe shop ordering shoes with 8 inch soles
	* At the hair salon getting an [[nigra\|afro]] so they will look taller		* At the hair salon getting an [[nigra\|afro]] so they will look taller
	* On [[~~reddit~~]]		* On [[Reddit]]
	* On [[4chan]]		* On [[4chan]]
	* On [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]		* On [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

imported>Random man16 at 02:27, 29 November 2016

2016-11-29T02:27:18Z

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	==Famous Manlets==		==Famous Manlets==
			* [[Randroid\|Rand Paul]] (173cm / 5'8")
	* [[Chuck Norris]] (178cm / 5'10")		* [[Chuck Norris]] (178cm / 5'10")
	* [[Elliot Rodger]] (175cm / 5'9")		* [[Elliot Rodger]] (175cm / 5'9")
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	* [[Tom Cruise]] (170cm / 5'7")		* [[Tom Cruise]] (170cm / 5'7")
	* [[Vladimir Putin]] (170cm / 5'7")		* [[Vladimir Putin]] (170cm / 5'7")
			* [[Vladimir Lenin]] (165cm / 5'5")
	* [[Stalin\|Joseph Stalin]] (162cm / 5'4")		* [[Stalin\|Joseph Stalin]] (162cm / 5'4")
	* [[Andrew Anglin]] (160cm / 5'2")		* [[Andrew Anglin]] (160cm / 5'3")
			* [[Prince]] (158cm / 5'2")
	* [[You]] (seriously, just [[an hero\|kill yourself]])		* [[You]] (seriously, just [[an hero\|kill yourself]])

	[[Category:Epithets]]		[[Category:Epithets]]

imported>Announcerer at 17:20, 7 November 2016

2016-11-07T17:20:18Z

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	==How to Identify Manlets==		==How to Identify Manlets==
	* They are under [[~~America~~\|6'7"]].		* They are under [[Unrealistic Expectations\|6'7"]].
	* They are under [[Europe\|200 centimeters]];		* They are under [[Europe\|200 centimeters]];
	* The sight of them fill you with [[rage\|an unexplainable urge to destroy all these disgusting little vermins in the most painful way imaginable]].		* The sight of them fill you with [[rage\|an unexplainable urge to destroy all these disgusting little vermins in the most painful way imaginable]].
	* They are [[asian]] or [[India\|work at a call center]].		* They are [[Azn\|asian]] or [[India\|work at a call center]].
	* They are compensating for their height by putting on large amounts of muscle.		* They are compensating for their height by putting on large amounts of muscle.
	* They buy clothes at the children's section because nothing in the adult's section fits them.		* They buy clothes at the children's section because nothing in the adult's section fits them.
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	==What to do When Confronted With a Manlet==		==What to do When Confronted With a Manlet==
	* [[~~holocaust~~]] him		* [[Holocaust]] him AKA [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]
	* ~~bend~~ down to make eye contact		* Bend down to make eye contact
	* ~~call~~ him [[Bane\|little guy]]		* Call him [[Bane\|little guy]]
	* ~~just~~ kick him in the fucking face		* Just kick him in the fucking face
	* ~~tell~~ him to [[an hero]]		* Tell him to [[an hero]]
	* [[high school\|~~steal~~ his lunch]], he can't get it back anyway		* [[high school\|Steal his lunch]], he can't get it back anyway.

	==Where to Find Manlets==		==Where to Find Manlets==
	* at the [[bodybuilding\|gym]] trying to compensate		* At the [[bodybuilding\|gym]] trying to compensate
	* at school trying to [[faggot\|make up for their lack of strength through intellectual means]]		* At school trying to [[faggot\|make up for their lack of strength through intellectual means]]
	* at the shoe shop ordering shoes with 8 inch soles		* At the shoe shop ordering shoes with 8 inch soles
	* at the hair salon getting an [[nigra\|afro]] so they will look taller		* At the hair salon getting an [[nigra\|afro]] so they will look taller
	* on [[reddit]]		* On [[reddit]]
	* on [[4chan]]		* On [[4chan]]
			* On [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

	==Famous Manlets==		==Famous Manlets==

imported>CIS: no one would care unless it affected real people

2016-08-24T20:57:52Z

no one would care unless it affected real people

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	'''Manlets''' are a race of hominidae easily recognizable by their short and [[fat\|girthy]] stature. Unlike [[midget\|midgets]], who are humans with a [[retard\|growth defect]], manlets were [[creationism\|created that way]] by [[God]] and have [[lies\|nothing to be ashamed of]]. When attempting to blend in with human society, manlets are always inferior at everything they do, they can be spotted trying to mate with human women, and usually end up with some 40-year-old trailer park whore who just jumped off the cock carousel, who they will fill with their inferior sperm and curse the world with moar manlets. Some manlets will claim they are [[NORP\|average]] by pointing at statistics, but what they don't know is that the average height for all 1st world countries is far above what the statistics say, but the government fear manlets will ~~genocide~~ themselves ~~overnight~~ should such a fact be released to the public.		'''Manlets''' are a race of hominidae easily recognizable by their short and [[fat\|girthy]] stature. Unlike [[midget\|midgets]], who are humans with a [[retard\|growth defect]], manlets were [[creationism\|created that way]] by [[God]] and have [[lies\|nothing to be ashamed of]]. When attempting to blend in with human society, manlets are always inferior at everything they do, they can be spotted trying to mate with human women, and usually end up with some 40-year-old trailer park whore who just jumped off the cock carousel, who they will fill with their inferior sperm and curse the world with moar manlets. Some manlets will claim they are [[NORP\|average]] by pointing at statistics, but what they don't know is that the average height for all 1st world countries is far above what the statistics say, but the government fear manlets will suicide bomb themselves should such a fact be released to the public.

	==How to Identify Manlets==		==How to Identify Manlets==

imported>CIS at 20:56, 24 August 2016

2016-08-24T20:56:15Z

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	* They are under [[Europe\|200 centimeters]];		* They are under [[Europe\|200 centimeters]];
	* The sight of them fill you with [[rage\|an unexplainable urge to destroy all these disgusting little vermins in the most painful way imaginable]].		* The sight of them fill you with [[rage\|an unexplainable urge to destroy all these disgusting little vermins in the most painful way imaginable]].
	* They are [[asian]].		* They are [[asian]] or [[India\|work at a call center]].
	* They are compensating for their height by putting on large amounts of muscle.		* They are compensating for their height by putting on large amounts of muscle.
	* They buy clothes at the children's section because nothing in the adult's section fits them.		* They buy clothes at the children's section because nothing in the adult's section fits them.