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imported>TabbyGarf: /* Types of magickians */ removed sneaking self insert

2021-06-19T17:04:33Z

Types of magickians: removed sneaking self insert

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	*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds\|infinite riches?]]"		*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds\|infinite riches?]]"

	*'''[[Chaos\|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons\|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry~~! HAIL PAPERCKLIP~~!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll\|trolls]] by other magickians.		*'''[[Chaos\|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons\|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll\|trolls]] by other magickians.

	*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse\|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter\|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."		*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse\|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter\|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."

imported>Mrmarsh9 at 00:56, 5 May 2017

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	There are many spinoffs, such as [[FacePunch cards]].		There are many spinoffs, such as [[FacePunch cards]].

	==~~Magical~~ Tools==		==Magickal Tools==

	[[Image:magick dildo wand.jpg\|Magick obsidian "wand"]]		[[Image:magick dildo wand.jpg\|Magick obsidian "wand"]]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: What is this wiki:shit that creates external links to http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?shit ?

2016-06-06T03:16:45Z

What is this wiki:shit that creates external links to http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?shit ?

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	[[Image:Astwalm.jpg\|thumb\|Astral Wal-mart]]		[[Image:Astwalm.jpg\|thumb\|Astral Wal-mart]]
	[[Image:Gob-magic.jpg\|thumb\|"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."]]		[[Image:Gob-magic.jpg\|thumb\|"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."]]
	~~Effete~~ spelling of [[magic]], now with a "k" for extra phear! ~~Used~~ to demonstrate that the user is really [[stupid\|cool]], [[1337]] and clued in to a centuries-old tradition of real, authentic, honest-to-goodness magic, and not merely a [[Wicca\|deluded poseur]].
			"'''Magick'''" is the effete spelling of [[magic]], now with a "k" for extra phear! "Magick" is used to demonstrate that the user is really [[stupid\|cool]]; [[1337]]; and clued in to a centuries-old tradition of real, authentic, honest-to-goodness magic, and not merely a [[Wicca\|deluded poseur]].

	Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah [[Shit nobody cares about\|Crowley]] blah blah blah", but I'm all like "[[STFU\|talk to the hand]]".		Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah [[Shit nobody cares about\|Crowley]] blah blah blah", but I'm all like "[[STFU\|talk to the hand]]".

	Some [[1337]] magickians noted on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] include [[Son of Art]], [[Usva]], [[VampiricSpektor]], [[User:AVDLB\|AVDLB]] and [[Nathan Satan]].		Some [[1337]] magickians noted on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] include [[Son of Art]], [[Usva]], [[VampiricSpektor]], [[User:AVDLB\|AVDLB]], and [[Nathan Satan]].

	==List of Magickal Acts==		==List of Magickal Acts==
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	* Use [[voodoo]] doll		* Use [[voodoo]] doll
	* Summon [[retard]]		* Summon [[retard]]
	* Morph [[80 year old Chinese man in panties]] into [[16 year old girl]]		* Morph a [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties]] into a hawt [[16-year-old girl]]

	==Signs of Magick users==		==Signs of Magick users==
	* [[~~fat~~\|Overweight]]		* [[Fat\|Overweight]]
	* Shops at real magick stores like [[Hot Topic~~\|Hot Topick~~]].		* Shops at real magick stores like [[Hot Topic]]k.
	* Candles burning in room. Constantly.		* Candles burning in room. Constantly.
	* Reeks of B.O. and sandalwood.		* Reeks of B.O. and sandalwood.
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	==Magical Tools==		==Magical Tools==

	[[~~image~~:magick dildo wand.jpg\|Magick obsidian "wand"]]		[[Image:magick dildo wand.jpg\|Magick obsidian "wand"]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[wiki: Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")
	*[[wiki: Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]]
	*[[Princesswolfgirl]]		*[[Princesswolfgirl]]
	*[[Penn & Teller]]		*[[Penn & Teller]]
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	*[[Criss Angel]]		*[[Criss Angel]]
	*[[DivineAngel]]		*[[DivineAngel]]

			== External links ==

			* [[wiki:Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")
			* [[wiki:Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]]


	{{Psychology}}		{{Psychology}}

imported>NathanMouse: Just adding a few more unnecessary Ks in there to keep the joke ckonsistent.

2014-11-11T18:46:31Z

Just adding a few more unnecessary Ks in there to keep the joke ckonsistent.

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imported>NathanMouse: Just adding a few more unnecessary Ks in there to keep the joke ckonsistent.

2014-11-11T18:46:31Z

Just adding a few more unnecessary Ks in there to keep the joke ckonsistent.

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imported>NathanMouse: Just adding a few more unnecessary Ks in there to keep the joke ckonsistent.

2014-11-11T18:46:31Z

Just adding a few more unnecessary Ks in there to keep the joke ckonsistent.

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imported>NathanMouse: Just adding a few more unnecessary Ks in there to keep the joke ckonsistent.

2014-11-11T18:46:31Z

Just adding a few more unnecessary Ks in there to keep the joke ckonsistent.

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	*'''[[Fap\|Sex Magickian]]''': "Hey baby, wanna do some [[anal sex\|tantric yoga]] to further our spirituality?"		*'''[[Fap\|Sex Magickian]]''': "Hey baby, wanna do some [[anal sex\|tantric yoga]] to further our spirituality?"

	*'''[[Wiccan]]''': "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the ~~nth~~ plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I ~~became~~ one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my [[rape\|ass hurt]]. Did I mention I'm [[bisexual\|bi]] and I licke Fall Out Boy?"		*'''[[Wiccan]]''': "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the Nth plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I beckame one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my [[rape\|ass hurt]]. Did I mention I'm [[bisexual\|bi]] and I licke Fall Out Boy?"

	*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds\|infinite riches?]]"		*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds\|infinite riches?]]"

	*'''[[Chaos\|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons\|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry! HAIL ~~PAPERCLIP~~!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll\|trolls]] by other magickians.		*'''[[Chaos\|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons\|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry! HAIL PAPERCKLIP!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll\|trolls]] by other magickians.

	*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse\|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter\|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."		*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse\|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter\|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."
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	*'''[[Hippie\|New Ager/Druid]]''': "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of [[drug#ecstasy\|E]] each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any [[drug#marijuana\|herb]]?"		*'''[[Hippie\|New Ager/Druid]]''': "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of [[drug#ecstasy\|E]] each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any [[drug#marijuana\|herb]]?"

	*'''[[Computer Science III\|Science]]''': "I ~~cast~~ magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage		*'''[[Computer Science III\|Science]]''': "I ckast magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage

imported>Gray at 13:56, 16 December 2012

2012-12-16T13:56:06Z

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	* Summon [[retard]]		* Summon [[retard]]
	* Morph [[80 year old Chinese man in panties]] into [[16 year old girl]]		* Morph [[80 year old Chinese man in panties]] into [[16 year old girl]]
	* <s>Transform [[furry]] into human</s> Actually, centuries of knowledge perpetuated by the [[80 year old chinese man in panties\|wise]] and [[Lemon party\|elder]] generation after generation have come in [[aids\|aid]] of this task, to no avail. '''TL;DR: LOL IMPOSSIBLE'''
	*Go visit astral WAL-MART on the astral planes.

	==Signs of Magick users==		==Signs of Magick users==
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	* Sucks at card tricks.		* Sucks at card tricks.
	* Visits [http://www.spellsofmagic.com spellsofmagic.com], which is quite possibly the biggest hive of [[fail]] this side of [[Gaia]].		* Visits [http://www.spellsofmagic.com spellsofmagic.com], which is quite possibly the biggest hive of [[fail]] this side of [[Gaia]].
	* Has an account on [[spellsofmagic.com]] and most likely role plays and talks about incest.

	==Types of magickians==		==Types of magickians==
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	There are many spinoffs, such as [[FacePunch cards]].		There are many spinoffs, such as [[FacePunch cards]].

			==Magical Tools==

			[[image:magick dildo wand.jpg\|Magick obsidian "wand"]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

	*[[I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!]]
	*[[wiki: Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")		*[[wiki: Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")
	*[[wiki: Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]]		*[[wiki: Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]]
	*[[Princesswolfgirl]]		*[[Princesswolfgirl]]
	*[[Astraldancer]]
	*[[David Blaine]]
	*[[Penn & Teller]]		*[[Penn & Teller]]
	*[[Alchemy]]
	*[[MemoryandDream]]		*[[MemoryandDream]]
	*[[Michelle Belanger]]		*[[Michelle Belanger]]
	*[[Sylvia Browne]]
	*[[Otherkin]]		*[[Otherkin]]
	*[[Psion Guild]]		*[[Psion Guild]]
	*[[Criss Angel]]		*[[Criss Angel]]
	*[[DivineAngel]]		*[[DivineAngel]]
	*[[Spellsofmagic.com]]


	{{Psychology}}		{{Psychology}}

imported>Fuckoffious418 at 02:24, 28 August 2012

2012-08-28T02:24:57Z

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	==See Also==		==See Also==

			*[[I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!]]
	*[[wiki: Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")		*[[wiki: Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")
	*[[wiki: Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]]		*[[wiki: Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]]

imported>Redundancy: /* Signs of Magick users */

2011-12-30T23:05:56Z

Signs of Magick users

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	* Sucks at card tricks.		* Sucks at card tricks.
	* Visits [http://www.spellsofmagic.com spellsofmagic.com], which is quite possibly the biggest hive of [[fail]] this side of [[Gaia]].		* Visits [http://www.spellsofmagic.com spellsofmagic.com], which is quite possibly the biggest hive of [[fail]] this side of [[Gaia]].
			* Has an account on [[spellsofmagic.com]] and most likely role plays and talks about incest.

	==Types of magickians==		==Types of magickians==

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	*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds\|infinite riches?]]"		*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds\|infinite riches?]]"

	*'''[[Chaos\|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons\|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry~~! HAIL PAPERCKLIP~~!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll\|trolls]] by other magickians.		*'''[[Chaos\|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons\|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll\|trolls]] by other magickians.

	*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse\|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter\|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."		*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse\|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter\|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."

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	*'''[[Fap\|Sex Magickian]]''': "Hey baby, wanna do some [[anal sex\|tantric yoga]] to further our spirituality?"		*'''[[Fap\|Sex Magickian]]''': "Hey baby, wanna do some [[anal sex\|tantric yoga]] to further our spirituality?"

	*'''[[Wiccan]]''': "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the ~~nth~~ plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I ~~became~~ one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my [[rape\|ass hurt]]. Did I mention I'm [[bisexual\|bi]] and I licke Fall Out Boy?"		*'''[[Wiccan]]''': "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the Nth plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I beckame one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my [[rape\|ass hurt]]. Did I mention I'm [[bisexual\|bi]] and I licke Fall Out Boy?"

	*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds\|infinite riches?]]"		*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds\|infinite riches?]]"

	*'''[[Chaos\|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons\|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry! HAIL ~~PAPERCLIP~~!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll\|trolls]] by other magickians.		*'''[[Chaos\|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons\|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry! HAIL PAPERCKLIP!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll\|trolls]] by other magickians.

	*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse\|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter\|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."		*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse\|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter\|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."
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	*'''[[Hippie\|New Ager/Druid]]''': "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of [[drug#ecstasy\|E]] each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any [[drug#marijuana\|herb]]?"		*'''[[Hippie\|New Ager/Druid]]''': "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of [[drug#ecstasy\|E]] each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any [[drug#marijuana\|herb]]?"

	*'''[[Computer Science III\|Science]]''': "I ~~cast~~ magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage		*'''[[Computer Science III\|Science]]''': "I ckast magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage