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Another Edgar181 sock at 14:12, 22 August 2024

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	[[Category: Memes]][[Category: Subcultures]][[Category:Satanism]]		[[Category: Memes]][[Category: Subcultures]][[Category:Satanism]][[Category:Gaming]]

imported>MarioMario456: http://web.archive.org/web/20190809032103/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Magic

2022-06-16T19:34:23Z

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imported>CrackRabbit at 15:48, 11 August 2021

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	[[Image:Force_of_Nature.jpg\|thumb\|GGGG2 [[pwn]]]]		[[Image:Force_of_Nature.jpg\|thumb\|GGGG2 [[pwn]]]]
	[[Image:ORC_Piper.JPG\|thumb\|Saving the universe, one dick up the ass at a time.]]		[[Image:ORC_Piper.JPG\|thumb\|Saving the universe, one dick up the ass at a time.]]
	A briefly popular card game/pedo ring/money laundering front that consists entirely of trying to get as many elves into play as possible so that you can "summon" your Alpha edition 'Force of Nature' card, in order to justify the $200 you spent on a piece of cardboard.		A briefly popular [[trading card]] game/pedo ring/money laundering front that consists entirely of trying to get as many elves into play as possible so that you can "summon" your Alpha edition 'Force of Nature' card, in order to justify the $200 you spent on a piece of cardboard.

	All [[basement dweller]]s own '''''Magic''''' cards, even if they do not play it anymore. All basement dwellers have played Magic religiously at some point during their life.		All [[basement dweller]]s own '''''Magic''''' cards, even if they do not play it anymore. All basement dwellers have played Magic religiously at some point during their life.

imported>TheJetBlackLotys: /* Trolling */

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	'''Method 1:'''		'''Method 1:'''
	*Turn 1: Mountain		Win by leaving the game
	*Turn 2~~: Izzet Boilerworks~~		*Turn 1: Mountain, Sol Ring, Izzet Signet
	*Turn 3: Mountain, Repercussion		*Turn 2: Mountain, Repercussion, Shivan Meteor (suspend)
	*Turn 4: Shivan Meteor (suspend)~~, Izzet Boilerworks~~		*Turn 3: Mountain, [[Tails Doll\|Stuffy Doll]] (chose yourself), Fury Charm the Meteor. Hit the doll. [[You win the prize]]
	*Turn 5: Mountain, [[Tails Doll\|Stuffy Doll]] (chose yourself)
	*Turn 6: Target Stuffy Doll with the Meteor. [[You win the prize~~\|You win~~]]		'''Alternatively:'''
	~~Many experts agree that this is the only way to guarantee victory in this shitty game~~, ~~by committing an hero.~~		*Turn 1: Mountain, Mana Crypt, [[An Hero\|Glorious End]]

	'''Method 2:'''		'''Method 2:'''
			Win by Infect
	*Turn 1: Forest, Glistener Elf		*Turn 1: Forest, Glistener Elf
	*Turn 2: Stomping Grounds, ~~Messenger's Speed, Glistener Elf~~		*Turn 2: Stomping Grounds, Invigorate, Temur Battle [[Rage]], pwn
	*Turn 3: Forest, Messenger's Speed, Glistener Elf		According to the official rulings from Wizards of the Coast, victory with this method is not complete without standing over your opponent's battlefield, scattering his field with your nutsack (or as it's referred to in the Magic community, a Mulligan), then taking a nice steaming shit all over his deck.
	*Turn 4: Forest, attack with the elves, [[~~boner\|Giant Growth~~]] x4
	According to the official rulings from Wizards of the Coast, victory with this method is not complete without standing over your opponent's battlefield, scattering his field with your nutsack (or as it's referred to in the Magic community as a Mulligan), then taking a nice steaming shit all over his deck.

	'''Method 3:'''		'''Method 3:'''
			Win by making everyone else quit
	*Turn 1: Forest, Fastbond, Cloudpost x3, Panoptic Mirror (tap for [[WBC\|Wrath of God]])		*Turn 1: Forest, Fastbond, Cloudpost x3, Panoptic Mirror (tap for [[WBC\|Wrath of God]])
	*Turn 2: Forest, Living Plane		*Turn 2: Forest, Living Plane
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	[[Bernie Madoff\|TheManaSource]] A con man who scammed the welfare system and gets his fans to pay for his daily expenses, despite being more than capable of paying for shit with his own money		[[Bernie Madoff\|TheManaSource]] A con man who scammed the welfare system and gets his fans to pay for his daily expenses, despite being more than capable of paying for shit with his own money

			[[Kick the freak\|Mike Hatcher]] Aka MTGPurple, Purp, and currently; TheMagicHistorian. He's a whiny ginger manchild who rambles about [[shit nobody cares about]]. He's mostly known for getting kicked in the face by a guy who's even more retarded than he is.

	[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].		[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].
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	File:ThN.jpg		File:ThN.jpg
	~~File:Gank.jpg~~
	Image:Headless-y-u-no.jpg\|What source material?		Image:Headless-y-u-no.jpg\|What source material?
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

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2018-09-03T05:16:15Z

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	[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].		[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].

	[[~~unsleevedmedia~~]] is a neckbeard manchild who managed to find an audience among the [[incel\|incels]] and permavirgins in the playerbase after raging about women playing his card game. He's currently banned from playing in any events, which should be viewed as a good thing, but he's mad about it still.		[[Jeremy Hambly\|Unsleevedmedia]] is a neckbeard manchild who managed to find an audience among the [[incel\|incels]] and permavirgins in the playerbase after raging about women playing his card game. He's currently banned from playing in any events, which should be viewed as a good thing, but he's mad about it still.

	==Trolling==		==Trolling==

imported>Deepfriedmemesnob: /* Notable People */

2018-09-03T05:14:34Z

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	[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].		[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].

	[unsleevedmedia] is a neckbeard manchild who managed to find an audience among the [[incel\|incels]] and permavirgins in the playerbase after raging about women playing his card game. He's currently banned from playing in any events, which should be viewed as a good thing, but he's mad about it still.		[[unsleevedmedia]] is a neckbeard manchild who managed to find an audience among the [[incel\|incels]] and permavirgins in the playerbase after raging about women playing his card game. He's currently banned from playing in any events, which should be viewed as a good thing, but he's mad about it still.

	==Trolling==		==Trolling==

imported>Deepfriedmemesnob: /* Notable People */

2018-09-03T05:13:56Z

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	[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].		[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].

	[~~[jeremy hambly\|~~unsleevedmedia]] is a neckbeard manchild who managed to find an audience among the [[incel\|incels]] and permavirgins in the playerbase after raging about women playing his card game. He's currently banned from playing in any events, which should be viewed as a good thing, but he's mad about it still.		[unsleevedmedia] is a neckbeard manchild who managed to find an audience among the [[incel\|incels]] and permavirgins in the playerbase after raging about women playing his card game. He's currently banned from playing in any events, which should be viewed as a good thing, but he's mad about it still.

	==Trolling==		==Trolling==

imported>Deepfriedmemesnob: /* Notable People */

2018-09-03T05:12:51Z

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	[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].		[[insane\|AlphaInvestments]] Took the MTG secondary market hostage and turned cardboard into [[serious business\|a legitimate asset]]. Now, [[at least 100]] percent of people who once played Magic now just use the cards as a [[Bitcoin\|get rich quick scheme]].

			[[jeremy hambly\|unsleevedmedia]] is a neckbeard manchild who managed to find an audience among the [[incel\|incels]] and permavirgins in the playerbase after raging about women playing his card game. He's currently banned from playing in any events, which should be viewed as a good thing, but he's mad about it still.

	==Trolling==		==Trolling==