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CLU: Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by imported>Gachalifesucks

2024-08-25T17:23:37Z

Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Gachalifesucks|imported>Gachalifesucks]]

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	[[File:OPisafaggotMadden.jpg\|thumb\|Look! It's the OP, the ultimate fag! Now in Madden]]		[[File:OPisafaggotMadden.jpg\|thumb\|Look! It's the OP, the ultimate fag! Now in Madden]]
	'''Madden NFL''' is a shitty excuse for a sports-video-game franchise, who's [[EA\|creators]] are well-known for renaming the same game every year with one or two extra features. It is also infested with microtransactions, bugs, [[~~tryhard~~]]s and other [[faggotry]].		'''Madden NFL''' is a shitty excuse for a sports-video-game franchise, who's [[EA\|creators]] are well-known for renaming the same game every year with one or two extra features. It is also infested with microtransactions, bugs, [[Tryhard\|tryhards]] and other [[faggotry]].

	== Ultimate Team ==		== Ultimate Team ==
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	== Franchise ==		== Franchise ==

	Because every [[dipshit]] on [[Sp/\|/sp/]] wants to manage their favorite [[handegg]] team, Franchise Mode puts you in the seat of the manager. You will have to play the team's games, even though you're managing the fucking team (EA is too retarded to understand logic), trade [[the best]] players in the NFL to your team (who disappear after a season or so) and do everything else that a faggotball team goes through.		Because every [[dipshit]] on [[Sp/\|/sp/]] wants to manage their favorite [[handegg]] team, Franchise Mode puts you in the seat of the manager. You will have to play the team's games, even though you're managing the fucking team (EA is too retarded to understand logic), trade [[The best\|the best]] players in the NFL to your team (who disappear after a season or so) and do everything else that a faggotball team goes through.

	== Bugs ==		== Bugs ==

	This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.~~26T Hack and Imprisonment~~\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.		This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.26T_Hack_and_Imprisonment\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.
	[[File:Maddenorgy.png\|thumb\|The new Rough ~~win~~ Sex DLC for madden 69, now for only $69,999!]]		[[File:Maddenorgy.png\|thumb\|The new Rough Gay Sex DLC for madden 69, now for only $69,999!]]
	{{sports}}		{{sports}}
	{{Vidya}}		{{Vidya}}

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win

2024-08-25T15:04:45Z

win, replaced: Gay → win

← Older revision		Revision as of 15:04, 25 August 2024
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	[[File:OPisafaggotMadden.jpg\|thumb\|Look! It's the OP, the ultimate fag! Now in Madden]]		[[File:OPisafaggotMadden.jpg\|thumb\|Look! It's the OP, the ultimate fag! Now in Madden]]
	'''Madden NFL''' is a shitty excuse for a sports-video-game franchise, who's [[EA\|creators]] are well-known for renaming the same game every year with one or two extra features. It is also infested with microtransactions, bugs, [[~~Tryhard\|tryhards~~]] and other [[faggotry]].		'''Madden NFL''' is a shitty excuse for a sports-video-game franchise, who's [[EA\|creators]] are well-known for renaming the same game every year with one or two extra features. It is also infested with microtransactions, bugs, [[tryhard]]s and other [[faggotry]].

	== Ultimate Team ==		== Ultimate Team ==
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	== Franchise ==		== Franchise ==

	Because every [[dipshit]] on [[Sp/\|/sp/]] wants to manage their favorite [[handegg]] team, Franchise Mode puts you in the seat of the manager. You will have to play the team's games, even though you're managing the fucking team (EA is too retarded to understand logic), trade [[~~The best\|~~the best]] players in the NFL to your team (who disappear after a season or so) and do everything else that a faggotball team goes through.		Because every [[dipshit]] on [[Sp/\|/sp/]] wants to manage their favorite [[handegg]] team, Franchise Mode puts you in the seat of the manager. You will have to play the team's games, even though you're managing the fucking team (EA is too retarded to understand logic), trade [[the best]] players in the NFL to your team (who disappear after a season or so) and do everything else that a faggotball team goes through.

	== Bugs ==		== Bugs ==

	This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.~~26T_Hack_and_Imprisonment~~\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.		This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.26T Hack and Imprisonment\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.
	[[File:Maddenorgy.png\|thumb\|The new Rough ~~Gay~~ Sex DLC for madden 69, now for only $69,999!]]		[[File:Maddenorgy.png\|thumb\|The new Rough win Sex DLC for madden 69, now for only $69,999!]]
	{{sports}}		{{sports}}
	{{Vidya}}		{{Vidya}}

imported>Gachalifesucks at 23:39, 20 May 2023

2023-05-20T23:39:17Z

← Older revision	Revision as of 23:39, 20 May 2023
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imported>Gachalifesucks at 23:39, 20 May 2023

2023-05-20T23:39:17Z

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			[[File:OPisafaggotMadden.jpg\|thumb\|Look! It's the OP, the ultimate fag! Now in Madden]]
	'''Madden NFL''' is a shitty excuse for a sports-video-game franchise, who's [[EA\|creators]] are well-known for renaming the same game every year with one or two extra features. It is also infested with microtransactions, bugs, [[Tryhard\|tryhards]] and other [[faggotry]].		'''Madden NFL''' is a shitty excuse for a sports-video-game franchise, who's [[EA\|creators]] are well-known for renaming the same game every year with one or two extra features. It is also infested with microtransactions, bugs, [[Tryhard\|tryhards]] and other [[faggotry]].

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	This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.26T_Hack_and_Imprisonment\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.		This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.26T_Hack_and_Imprisonment\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.
			[[File:Maddenorgy.png\|thumb\|The new Rough Gay Sex DLC for madden 69, now for only $69,999!]]
	{{sports}}		{{sports}}
	{{Vidya}}		{{Vidya}}

imported>Gachalifesucks: /* Ultimate Team */ MADE it sound less Retarded and less Uncyclopedia-ish

2023-05-20T22:00:58Z

Ultimate Team: MADE it sound less Retarded and less Uncyclopedia-ish

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imported>Gachalifesucks: /* Ultimate Team */ MADE it sound less Retarded and less Uncyclopedia-ish

2023-05-20T22:00:58Z

Ultimate Team: MADE it sound less Retarded and less Uncyclopedia-ish

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	== Ultimate Team ==		== Ultimate Team ==
	''Ultimate Team.'' Oh, fucking god. Ultimate Team is the main mode for Maddenfags (many of whom are monkeys who spend all their money they get from robbing innocent passersby on this bullshit) to fap and simp over. It involves [[Shit noone cares about\|making your own football team by collecting (or more optimally, buying) a bunch of shitty trading cards,]] and then making the team play against other faggot's teams. Oh, and Maddenfags? If you might be worried that your money isn't going to waste? ~~HA!~~ Too bad! Since every year, when the new shitty fucking version is released, nobody will want to play on the version in which your faggotball team resided. Rinse and repeat every year. This is the only mode EA "updates" because they make sweet sweet Jewgolds from it.		''Ultimate Team.'' Oh, fucking god. Ultimate Team is the main mode for Maddenfags (many of whom are monkeys who spend all their money they get from robbing innocent passersby on this bullshit) to fap and simp over. It involves [[Shit noone cares about\|making your own football team by collecting (or more optimally, buying) a bunch of shitty trading cards,]] and then making the team play against other faggot's teams. Oh, and Maddenfags? If you might be worried that your money isn't going to waste? Too fucking bad sped. Since every year, when the new shitty fucking version is released, nobody will want to play on the version in which your faggotball team resided. Rinse and repeat every year. This is the only mode EA "updates" because they make sweet sweet Jewgolds from it.

	== Franchise ==		== Franchise ==

imported>Moderately Lulzy at 16:34, 18 May 2023

2023-05-18T16:34:39Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:34, 18 May 2023
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imported>Moderately Lulzy at 16:34, 18 May 2023

2023-05-18T16:34:39Z

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	This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.26T_Hack_and_Imprisonment\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.		This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.26T_Hack_and_Imprisonment\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.

			{{sports}}
	{{Vidya}}		{{Vidya}}

imported>YaroslavTV at 10:09, 17 May 2023

2023-05-17T10:09:53Z

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imported>YaroslavTV at 10:09, 17 May 2023

2023-05-17T10:09:53Z

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	This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.26T_Hack_and_Imprisonment\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.		This game has more fucking bugs than [[Weev#AT.26T_Hack_and_Imprisonment\|AT&T's security.]] Common bugs include the managers office spawning into the middle of the field during play, the crowd glitching out and becoming a giant mass of flesh, and not being able to tackle a player for some fucking reason.
			{{Vidya}}