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	* [http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fedorafags go to]		* [http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fedorafags go to]

	* <s> {{~~ytuser~~\|machinima}} </s> NOPE THEY DELETED ALL OF THERE VIDEOS		* <s> {{yt\|u\|machinima}} </s> NOPE THEY DELETED ALL OF THERE VIDEOS

	* {{~~ytuser~~\|digitalph33r\|Digitalqu33r's JewTube}}		* {{yt\|u\|digitalph33r\|Digitalqu33r's JewTube}}

	* {{~~ytuser~~\|NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS\|Matt's JewTube}}		* {{yt\|u\|NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS\|Matt's JewTube}}

	* [http://bawproductions.com/ More Shitinima]		* [http://bawproductions.com/ More Shitinima]

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	==Links==		==Links==

	* ~~<s>~~ [http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fedorafags go to] ~~</s> NOPE THEY DELETED ALL OF THERE VIDEOS~~		* [http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fedorafags go to]

	* {{ytuser\|machinima}}		* <s> {{ytuser\|machinima}} </s> NOPE THEY DELETED ALL OF THERE VIDEOS

	* {{ytuser\|digitalph33r\|Digitalqu33r's JewTube}}		* {{ytuser\|digitalph33r\|Digitalqu33r's JewTube}}

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	* [http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fedorafags go to]		* <s> [http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fedorafags go to] </s> NOPE THEY DELETED ALL OF THERE VIDEOS

	* {{ytuser\|machinima}}		* {{ytuser\|machinima}}

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			{{news\|[[2019]]: MACHINIMA IS SUCH A MONEY-GRUBBING FILTHY [[kike\|KIKE]] THAT THEY DELETED ALL OF THEIR VIDEOS (WHICH WERE MOSTLY OR EXCLUSIVELY [[User-generated content\|USER GENERATED]]) TO FIT WITH THEIR NEW BRAND IMAGE AND RECENT ACQUISITION BY ANOTHER COMPANY!!!}}

	[[Image:Machinimafail.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Not funny]] Machinima joke.]]		[[Image:Machinimafail.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Not funny]] Machinima joke.]]
	[[Image:Machinimafordummies.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Proof that Machinima is for [[Retard\|dummies]].]]		[[Image:Machinimafordummies.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Proof that Machinima is for [[Retard\|dummies]].]]

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	* {{ytuser\|digitalph33r\|Digitalqu33r's JewTube}		* {{ytuser\|digitalph33r\|Digitalqu33r's JewTube}}

	* {{ytuser\|NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS\|Matt's JewTube]		* {{ytuser\|NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS\|Matt's JewTube}}

	* [http://bawproductions.com/ More Shitinima]		* [http://bawproductions.com/ More Shitinima]

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	Around the time Machinima struck [[Jew gold]], fags from the website Rooster Teeth decided to get in on the [[Buttsecks\|action]], creating a series from the game [[Halo]], calling it Red vs. Blue, named from the [[Fail\|popular]] game type in <i>Gaylo</i>. Fanboys pissed their pants like girls when they saw this, calling it "original" and "[[Lemonparty\|the best thing on the internets]]", though it is know by all that use teh internets that it, in fact, is not and that [[MySpace]] actually is.		Around the time Machinima struck [[Jew gold]], fags from the website Rooster Teeth decided to get in on the [[Buttsecks\|action]], creating a series from the game [[Halo]], calling it Red vs. Blue, named from the [[Fail\|popular]] game type in <i>Gaylo</i>. Fanboys pissed their pants like girls when they saw this, calling it "original" and "[[Lemonparty\|the best thing on the internets]]", though it is know by all that use teh internets that it, in fact, is not and that [[MySpace]] actually is.

	~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~8p7JLGDHOGQA Regular unfunny episode of Red vs. Blue]		{{ytlink\|8p7JLGDHOGQA\|Regular unfunny episode of Red vs. Blue}}

	After going on for [[Over 9000\|five]] horrendous seasons of unfunnyness, the producers ended it realizing that the series sucked major [[cock]] and needed to be destroyed. Later on they created a couple of vids showing off the <i>Halo 3</i> beta and the new maps for DLC, but failed more than the entire series, making the series officially [[Fail solution\|eliminated]].		After going on for [[Over 9000\|five]] horrendous seasons of unfunnyness, the producers ended it realizing that the series sucked major [[cock]] and needed to be destroyed. Later on they created a couple of vids showing off the <i>Halo 3</i> beta and the new maps for DLC, but failed more than the entire series, making the series officially [[Fail solution\|eliminated]].

	~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~jKxENIH-Ss Beta Vid]		{{ytlink\|jKxENIH-Ss\|Beta Vid}}

	~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~4-JfgPNOPdw New Maps Vid]		{{ytlink\|4-JfgPNOPdw\|New Maps Vid}}

	To pull a last ditch failure, Rooster Teeth was chosen by [[Bill Gates]] to have an Easter Egg put in <i>Halo 3</i> featuring the characters' voices from the show, ~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~waL8K2SGR1M but ended up fucking up the game worse than it already was].		To pull a last ditch failure, Rooster Teeth was chosen by [[Bill Gates]] to have an Easter Egg put in <i>Halo 3</i> featuring the characters' voices from the show, {{ytlink\|waL8K2SGR1M\|but ended up fucking up the game worse than it already was}}.

	The show actually has been continued and has currently ran for 9 seasons. The tenth season is currently in production. Seasons 8 and 9 used an abundance of motion capture animation, because apparently the moronic fuckbags at rooster teeth forgot what "machinima" means. The show has now turned into an "action adventure/drama" of sorts (using the loosest sense of the terms), although calling it anything other then a pile of poorly written bullshit is being incredibly generous.		The show actually has been continued and has currently ran for 9 seasons. The tenth season is currently in production. Seasons 8 and 9 used an abundance of motion capture animation, because apparently the moronic fuckbags at rooster teeth forgot what "machinima" means. The show has now turned into an "action adventure/drama" of sorts (using the loosest sense of the terms), although calling it anything other then a pile of poorly written bullshit is being incredibly generous.

	~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~Ke9wtbzGjCI~~&feature=relmfu~~ An episode of the show using 7 minutes of almost nothing but motion capture]		{{ytlink\|Ke9wtbzGjCI\|An episode of the show using 7 minutes of almost nothing but motion capture}}

	==Digitalph33r==		==Digitalph33r==

	After Machinima launched its own retarded [[YouTube]] channel, thousands of fanboys submitted their own shitty Machinima pieces hoping to gain [[internet fame]]. One such lucky person was a [[Canadia\|Canadian]] named DigitalPh33r (moar liek Digital<i>qu33r</i>, [[Unfunny\|amirite]]?), who created a series called <i>Arby n' the Chief</i> after his own video, <i>Master Chief sucks at Halo</i>, ~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~Jz3br1q5wIQ which is shown here].		After Machinima launched its own retarded [[YouTube]] channel, thousands of fanboys submitted their own shitty Machinima pieces hoping to gain [[internet fame]]. One such lucky person was a [[Canadia\|Canadian]] named DigitalPh33r (moar liek Digital<i>qu33r</i>, [[Unfunny\|amirite]]?), who created a series called <i>Arby n' the Chief</i> after his own video, <i>Master Chief sucks at Halo</i>, {{ytlink\|Jz3br1q5wIQ\|which is shown here}}.
	[[Image:Loldongcopters.JPG\|thumb\|right\|MAI DONGCOPTER GOES CUM CUM CUM!]]		[[Image:Loldongcopters.JPG\|thumb\|right\|MAI DONGCOPTER GOES CUM CUM CUM!]]

	Now at this point there are too many reasons why this is not Machinima, like the fact that [[ALL CAPS\|MACHINIMA IS DONE WITH FUCKING HACKING YOUR GAME AND SHIT]], but <i>Gaylo</i> fans loved it so much that they wanted Machinima to help establish him as a creator. After much [[BAWW\|complaining and boo-hoos]], Machinima finally gave up and gave in to their demands, causing DigitalPh33r to make his own series of the same shit called <i>Arby n' the Chief</i>, which talks about how [[Nigga\|aliens]] are better at video games and have better manners and common sense than [[White\|humans]], which we all know is a lie. ~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~kb8rdc-0OpQ This is episode 1 of the show].		Now at this point there are too many reasons why this is not Machinima, like the fact that [[ALL CAPS\|MACHINIMA IS DONE WITH FUCKING HACKING YOUR GAME AND SHIT]], but <i>Gaylo</i> fans loved it so much that they wanted Machinima to help establish him as a creator. After much [[BAWW\|complaining and boo-hoos]], Machinima finally gave up and gave in to their demands, causing DigitalPh33r to make his own series of the same shit called <i>Arby n' the Chief</i>, which talks about how [[Nigga\|aliens]] are better at video games and have better manners and common sense than [[White\|humans]], which we all know is a lie. {{ytlink\|kb8rdc-0OpQ\|This is episode 1 of the show}}.

	He ended up making a real Machinima series titled ~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~lyto3AubZFw&NR=1 It's A Wonderful LIVE], and gained [[Unwarranted self importance\|fame]] from his [[Shit\|crap]]. The premise of the show is essentially saying that all his fans are retards (as if he expected the people who watched movies with [[Over 9000\|endless]] dick jokes and [[unfunny]] bullshit to be smart), [[Shit nobody cares about\|that everyone hates him just because he got Recon Armor]], and that people on Xbox Live are morons (something the world's known since [[last Thursday]]). In general he's just being a whiny cunt about how famous he's become.		He ended up making a real Machinima series titled {{ytlink\|lyto3AubZFw&NR=1\|It's A Wonderful LIVE}}, and gained [[Unwarranted self importance\|fame]] from his [[Shit\|crap]]. The premise of the show is essentially saying that all his fans are retards (as if he expected the people who watched movies with [[Over 9000\|endless]] dick jokes and [[unfunny]] bullshit to be smart), [[Shit nobody cares about\|that everyone hates him just because he got Recon Armor]], and that people on Xbox Live are morons (something the world's known since [[last Thursday]]). In general he's just being a whiny cunt about how famous he's become.

	~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~vlhT85XUbck A surprisingly accurate portrayal of Jon in IawL]		{{ytlink\|vlhT85XUbck\|A surprisingly accurate portrayal of Jon in IawL}}

	He's also made a video on how to make Machinima, but really, [[Shit nobody cares about\|no one gives a shit]] except for his [[retarded]] [[13-year-old]] fans who wail and moan whenever a video is so much as a day late.		He's also made a video on how to make Machinima, but really, [[Shit nobody cares about\|no one gives a shit]] except for his [[retarded]] [[13-year-old]] fans who wail and moan whenever a video is so much as a day late.
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	==Links==		==Links==

	[http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only ~~fags~~ go to]		* [http://www.machinima.com/ The shitty site that only fedorafags go to]

	~~[http://youtube.com/user/~~machinima ~~The JewTube channel]~~		* {{ytuser\|machinima}}

	~~[http://youtube.com/user/~~digitalph33r Digitalqu33r's JewTube]		* {{ytuser\|digitalph33r\|Digitalqu33r's JewTube}

	~~[http://youtube.com/user/~~NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS Matt's ~~gay ass~~ JewTube]		* {{ytuser\|NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS\|Matt's JewTube]

	[http://bawproductions.com/ More Shitinima]		* [http://bawproductions.com/ More Shitinima]

	[http://halogrid.com/ Even More Shitinima]		* [http://halogrid.com/ Even More Shitinima]

	[http://www.711chan.org/tr/res/5120.html Fail thread is fail]		* [http://www.711chan.org/tr/res/5120.html Fail thread is fail]

	[http://www.http://machinimaunion.shivtr.com/ Machinima Union]		* [http://www.http://machinimaunion.shivtr.com/ Machinima Union]

	==See also==		==See also==

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	[[Image:Machinimafail.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Not funny]] Machinima joke.]]		[[Image:Machinimafail.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Not funny]] Machinima joke.]]
	[[Image:Machinimafordummies.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Proof that Machinima is for [[Retard\|dummies]].]]		[[Image:Machinimafordummies.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Proof that Machinima is for [[Retard\|dummies]].]]

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