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imported>Smoshishere1: /* Classic Mac OS */

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Classic Mac OS

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	==Classic Mac OS==		==Classic Mac OS==
	[[File:Sad mac.png\|thumb\|right\|Typical screen on Classic Mac OS]]		[[File:Sad mac.png\|thumb\|right\|Typical screen on Classic Mac OS]]
	In ~~1985~~, Macintosh System Software 1 was introduced with the [[Shit\|Macintosh 128k]], which to this day still rapes people with the "This program has unexpectedly quit for no fucking reason. All information was lost. Haha." message. The machine that it was installed in was overpriced, had no color, had no hard drive, and its only appeal was that it made everyone want to join an [[1984\|Orwellian totalitarian regime]]. No one bought it. Jobs therefore blamed the Pepsi salesmen for not doing their jobs. Subsequently, Jobs has been kicked out of Apple.		In 1984, Macintosh System Software 1 was introduced with the [[Shit\|Macintosh 128k]], which to this day still rapes people with the "This program has unexpectedly quit for no fucking reason. All information was lost. Haha." message. The machine that it was installed in was overpriced, had no color, had no hard drive, and its only appeal was that it made everyone want to join an [[1984\|Orwellian totalitarian regime]]. No one bought it. Jobs therefore blamed the Pepsi salesmen for not doing their jobs. Subsequently, Jobs has been kicked out of Apple.

	The Mac OS was also just as useless as the Macintosh. The interface was only in [[fail\|black and white]], only ran one application at a time, and often crashed for no reason. Apple Mac OS users were prone to getting a "[[emo\|Sad Mac]]" screen within a the first few minutes of use, proving how useless the Mac OS was. The Mac OS, whenever there is a new release, requires more resources and specs per release, and therefore, a person's mac would become obsolete within 3 years. As a result, a Macfag is forced to buy [[at least 100]] macs in their lifetime.		The Mac OS was also just as useless as the Macintosh. The interface was only in [[fail\|black and white]], only ran one application at a time, and often crashed for no reason. Apple Mac OS users were prone to getting a "[[emo\|Sad Mac]]" screen within a the first few minutes of use, proving how useless the Mac OS was. The Mac OS, whenever there is a new release, requires more resources and specs per release, and therefore, a person's mac would become obsolete within 3 years. As a result, a Macfag is forced to buy [[at least 100]] macs in their lifetime.

imported>YALE70 at 02:32, 22 April 2016

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	[[File:Typical Mac.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your typical iMac]]		[[File:Typical Mac.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your typical iMac]]
	'''Mac OS''', (also known as '''[[Old meme\|System Software]]''', '''[[Politically Correct\|Macintosh Operating System]]''', '''BSD 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''', '''[[Retarded\|Whack OS]]''', or '''Crap OS''') is [[Apple]]'s abomination of an operating system that was created for the sole purpose of making the first OS with a GUI (supposing the [[Shit no one cares about\|Xerox Star 8010]] never existed). Originally shipping with Apple's crappy computers known as "Crapintosh", the Macintosh OS is apparentally a bait-and-switch scheme to promote overpriced Mac hardware. Unlike Windows, Macintosh OS will refuse to install on a non-Apple machine. You can only install it on "Mac" hardware. (Ironically, Windows ''may'' be installed on an Intel-based Mac. Most semi-tech savvy Mac users; which there aren't many of granted, end up dual booting Windows to Mac OS anyways which pretty much defeats the purpose of owning their aluminum clad piece of shit over a Windows PC to begin with.) Also, Apple is also known to have an outstanding [[furry\|cat fetish]] (Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard, [[Lion]], Mountain Lion...).		'''Mac OS''', (also known as '''[[Old meme\|System Software]]''', '''[[Politically Correct\|Macintosh Operating System]]''', '''BSD 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''', '''[[Retarded\|Whack OS]]''', or '''Crap OS''') is [[Apple]]'s abomination of an operating system that was created for the sole purpose of making the first OS with a GUI (supposing the [[Shit no one cares about\|Xerox Star 8010]] never existed). Originally shipping with Apple's crappy computers known as "Crapintosh", the Macintosh OS is apparentally a bait-and-switch scheme to promote overpriced Mac hardware. Unlike Windows, Macintosh OS will refuse to install on a non-Apple machine. You can only install it on "Mac" hardware. (Ironically, Windows ''may'' be installed on an Intel-based Mac. Most semi-tech savvy Mac users; which there aren't many of granted, end up dual booting Windows with Mac OS anyways which pretty much defeats the purpose of owning their aluminum clad piece of shit over a Windows PC to begin with.) Also, Apple is also known to have an outstanding [[furry\|cat fetish]] (Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard, [[Lion]], Mountain Lion...).

imported>YALE70 at 02:30, 22 April 2016

2016-04-22T02:30:45Z

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	[[File:Typical Mac.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your typical iMac]]		[[File:Typical Mac.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your typical iMac]]
	'''Mac OS''', (also known as '''[[Old meme\|System Software]]''', '''[[Politically Correct\|Macintosh Operating System]]''', '''BSD 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''', '''[[Retarded\|Whack OS]]''', or '''Crap OS''') is [[Apple]]'s abomination of an operating system that was created for the sole purpose of making the first OS with a GUI (supposing the [[Shit no one cares about\|Xerox Star 8010]] never existed). Originally shipping with Apple's crappy computers known as "Crapintosh", the Macintosh OS is apparentally a bait-and-switch scheme to promote overpriced Mac hardware. Unlike Windows, Macintosh OS will refuse to install on a non-Apple machine. You can only install it on "Mac" hardware. (Ironically, Windows ''may'' be installed on an Intel-based Mac.) Also, Apple is also known to have an outstanding [[furry\|cat fetish]] (Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard, [[Lion]], Mountain Lion...).		'''Mac OS''', (also known as '''[[Old meme\|System Software]]''', '''[[Politically Correct\|Macintosh Operating System]]''', '''BSD 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''', '''[[Retarded\|Whack OS]]''', or '''Crap OS''') is [[Apple]]'s abomination of an operating system that was created for the sole purpose of making the first OS with a GUI (supposing the [[Shit no one cares about\|Xerox Star 8010]] never existed). Originally shipping with Apple's crappy computers known as "Crapintosh", the Macintosh OS is apparentally a bait-and-switch scheme to promote overpriced Mac hardware. Unlike Windows, Macintosh OS will refuse to install on a non-Apple machine. You can only install it on "Mac" hardware. (Ironically, Windows ''may'' be installed on an Intel-based Mac. Most semi-tech savvy Mac users; which there aren't many of granted, end up dual booting Windows to Mac OS anyways which pretty much defeats the purpose of owning their aluminum clad piece of shit over a Windows PC to begin with.) Also, Apple is also known to have an outstanding [[furry\|cat fetish]] (Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard, [[Lion]], Mountain Lion...).

imported>3tails: /* See Also */

2015-12-07T22:30:10Z

imported>Chekles2: Updated links, changed/removed child humor

2015-10-10T22:02:45Z

Updated links, changed/removed child humor

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	*Not getting any viruses when you look at pr0nz.		*Not getting any viruses when you look at pr0nz.
	*Getting viruses when you install that pirated version of [[photoshop]] you couldn't pay for because you wasted all your money on a useless [[apple\|mac]].		*Getting viruses when you install that pirated version of [[photoshop]] you couldn't pay for because you wasted all your money on a useless [[apple\|mac]].
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			==Gallery==
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	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Schnookums: /* Newton OS */ rm PDA

2013-04-09T01:36:27Z

Newton OS: rm PDA

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	==Variations of Mac OS==		==Variations of Mac OS==
	===Newton OS===		===Newton OS===
	Newton OS was the system that powered Apple's failed attempt at creating a [[PDA]]. The PDA itself was horrible because [[fail\|it ran on AA batteries]], was twice as expensive as a PDA, the handwriting recognition [[Engrish\|could not interpret handwriting well]], and its was in black and white. Nobody bought the Newton, but Apple attempted to make another portable device by creating iOS and the iPhone.		Newton OS was the system that powered Apple's failed attempt at creating a PDA. The PDA itself was horrible because [[fail\|it ran on AA batteries]], was twice as expensive as a PDA, the handwriting recognition [[Engrish\|could not interpret handwriting well]], and its was in black and white. Nobody bought the Newton, but Apple attempted to make another portable device by creating iOS and the iPhone.

	===Darwin===		===Darwin===
	[[File:IFail.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Sarcasm\|<s>iOS is very reliable and dependable</s>]] DISREGARD THAT, AIRPLANE MODE IS ON.]]		[[File:IFail.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Sarcasm\|<s>iOS is very reliable and dependable</s>]] DISREGARD THAT, AIRPLANE MODE IS ON.]]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			[[File:Windows XP kun.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The Windows vs Mac vs Linux debate [[OS-tan\|personified]]. Note how Apple just stares on in the background.]]
	*[[Apple]]		*[[Apple]]
	*[[Steve Jobs]]		*[[Steve Jobs]]