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Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Oddguy|imported>Oddguy]]

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	==Creating An MST==		==Creating An MST==
	[[File:~~win~~ MST.jpg\|thumb\|right\| What MSTers fap to.]]		[[File:Gay MST.jpg\|thumb\|right\| What MSTers fap to.]]
	===Step One: Find Badfic.===		===Step One: Find Badfic.===

	It is not difficult for an aspiring MSTer to find a truly horrible fanfic on the internets. Just go to any website where people publish fanfiction and I promise you it will be harder to find a good one. See "Badfic Dumps" below if you've managed to escape the [[lulz]], and congratulations on having a life.		It is not difficult for an aspiring MSTer to find a truly horrible fanfic on the internets. Just go to any website where people publish fanfiction and I promise you it will be harder to find a good one. See "Badfic Dumps" below if you've managed to escape the [[lulz]], and congratulations on having a life.

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	Speaking of other MSTs, a great way to fill in missing lines of riff is to take them from other MSTs written by other MSTers, because everyone knows that [[no\|if a line was funny once, it can always be funny again]].		Speaking of other MSTs, a great way to fill in missing lines of riff is to take them from other MSTs written by other MSTers, because everyone knows that [[no\|if a line was funny once, it can always be funny again]].

	Keep in mind that to have an effective MST, the riffs should slowly shift from insulting the Badfic itself at the beginning, to directly insulting the author [[hir]]~~self~~ by the end.		Keep in mind that to have an effective MST, the riffs should slowly shift from insulting the Badfic itself at the beginning, to directly insulting the author [[hir\|hirself]] by the end.

	===Step Four - ePublishing===		===Step Four - ePublishing===
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	* '''[http://www.mogstuntteam.tk Mog Stunt Team]''' - A band called Mog Stunt Team "MST" for short who makes [[wat\|MST related music]].		* '''[http://www.mogstuntteam.tk Mog Stunt Team]''' - A band called Mog Stunt Team "MST" for short who makes [[wat\|MST related music]].

	==See ~~also~~==		==See Also==

	*[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]		*[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]
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	*[[Retsupurae]]		*[[Retsupurae]]
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	[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]
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	{{fanfic}}		{{fanfic}}

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win

2024-08-25T15:03:17Z

win, replaced: Gay → win

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	==Creating An MST==		==Creating An MST==
	[[File:~~Gay~~ MST.jpg\|thumb\|right\| What MSTers fap to.]]		[[File:win MST.jpg\|thumb\|right\| What MSTers fap to.]]
	===Step One: Find Badfic.===		===Step One: Find Badfic.===

	It is not difficult for an aspiring MSTer to find a truly horrible fanfic on the internets. Just go to any website where people publish fanfiction and I promise you it will be harder to find a good one. See "Badfic Dumps" below if you've managed to escape the [[lulz]], and congratulations on having a life.		It is not difficult for an aspiring MSTer to find a truly horrible fanfic on the internets. Just go to any website where people publish fanfiction and I promise you it will be harder to find a good one. See "Badfic Dumps" below if you've managed to escape the [[lulz]], and congratulations on having a life.

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	Speaking of other MSTs, a great way to fill in missing lines of riff is to take them from other MSTs written by other MSTers, because everyone knows that [[no\|if a line was funny once, it can always be funny again]].		Speaking of other MSTs, a great way to fill in missing lines of riff is to take them from other MSTs written by other MSTers, because everyone knows that [[no\|if a line was funny once, it can always be funny again]].

	Keep in mind that to have an effective MST, the riffs should slowly shift from insulting the Badfic itself at the beginning, to directly insulting the author [[hir~~\|hirself~~]] by the end.		Keep in mind that to have an effective MST, the riffs should slowly shift from insulting the Badfic itself at the beginning, to directly insulting the author [[hir]]self by the end.

	===Step Four - ePublishing===		===Step Four - ePublishing===
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	* '''[http://www.mogstuntteam.tk Mog Stunt Team]''' - A band called Mog Stunt Team "MST" for short who makes [[wat\|MST related music]].		* '''[http://www.mogstuntteam.tk Mog Stunt Team]''' - A band called Mog Stunt Team "MST" for short who makes [[wat\|MST related music]].

	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==

	*[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]		*[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]
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	*[[Retsupurae]]		*[[Retsupurae]]
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	[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
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	{{fanfic}}		{{fanfic}}

imported>Oddguy: /* Bad Fanfiction Goldmines */

2013-11-21T23:57:49Z

Bad Fanfiction Goldmines

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imported>Oddguy: /* Bad Fanfiction Goldmines */

2013-11-21T23:57:49Z

Bad Fanfiction Goldmines

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imported>Oddguy: /* Bad Fanfiction Goldmines */

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Bad Fanfiction Goldmines

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imported>Oddguy: /* Bad Fanfiction Goldmines */

2013-11-21T23:57:49Z

Bad Fanfiction Goldmines

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	* '''[http://www.adultfanfiction.net/ AdultFanFiction.Net]''' - MST refugees from FanFiction.Net sometimes post their shit on Adultfanfiction.net despite it sometimes lacking the pr0ns. Otherwise, it is a MiSTer's dream come true.		* '''[http://www.adultfanfiction.net/ AdultFanFiction.Net]''' - MST refugees from FanFiction.Net sometimes post their shit on Adultfanfiction.net despite it sometimes lacking the pr0ns. Otherwise, it is a MiSTer's dream come true.

	* '''[http://www.fandomination.net/ ~~Fandomination.net~~ Fandomination.net]''' - Mostly dead, but [[weeaboos]] still post fictions here. Good luck finding one since you have to join the site to actually read anything.		* '''[http://www.fandomination.net/ Fandomination.net]''' - Mostly dead, but [[weeaboos]] still post fictions here. Good luck finding one since you have to join the site to actually read anything.

	=== People ===		=== People ===

imported>Oddguy: /* MSTing Sites */

2013-11-21T23:57:19Z

MSTing Sites

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	=== MSTing Sites ===		=== MSTing Sites ===

	* '''[http://www.svamcentral~~.org/svam/ SvamCentral~~.org/svam/ Shuuichi's Vault of Anime Mistings]''' - Known for having well-written MSTs and an elitist community. Formerly "Shinji's Vault of Anime Mistings", which was eventually destroyed from the inside out when one of the people running the site suffered a fatal case of Internet Asshole Disease (See Also: [[Lowtax]] Syndrome).		* '''[http://www.svamcentral.org/svam/ Shuuichi's Vault of Anime Mistings]''' - Known for having well-written MSTs and an elitist community. Formerly "Shinji's Vault of Anime Mistings", which was eventually destroyed from the inside out when one of the people running the site suffered a fatal case of Internet Asshole Disease (See Also: [[Lowtax]] Syndrome).

	* '''[http://www.smartania.com/ ~~Smartania.com~~ Smartania]''' - A group that does the ripping in bit of a different way, which they call "hacking". They think we shouldn't include them in this list of MST sites, but we are more persistent than they are, and we shall have fun posting it anyway.		* '''[http://www.smartania.com/ Smartania]''' - A group that does the ripping in bit of a different way, which they call "hacking". They think we shouldn't include them in this list of MST sites, but we are more persistent than they are, and we shall have fun posting it anyway.

	* '''[http://www.projectafter.com/ ~~Project A.F.T.E.R.~~ Project A.F.T.E.R.]''' - Another alternative MST site that doesn't use a cast of characters or any bullshit back story for the riffing. For this reason it is commonly denounced by "real" MSTers who know that building a cohesive and detailed plotline is what really makes the MSTs funny.		* '''[http://www.projectafter.com/ Project A.F.T.E.R.]''' - Another alternative MST site that doesn't use a cast of characters or any bullshit back story for the riffing. For this reason it is commonly denounced by "real" MSTers who know that building a cohesive and detailed plotline is what really makes the MSTs funny.

	=== Bad Fanfiction Goldmines ===		=== Bad Fanfiction Goldmines ===

imported>Cobaltcat at 07:04, 8 November 2013

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	'''MST'''ing is a process of eating fecal matter, regardless of ~~it's~~ origins (bad [[fanfiction]], or "[[badfic]]"), and regurgitating it with your own unfunny commentary stylized after the show ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''.		'''MST'''ing is a process of eating fecal matter, regardless of its origins (bad [[fanfiction]], or "[[badfic]]"), and regurgitating it with your own unfunny commentary stylized after the show ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''.

	The term MST (an abbreviation for “Mystery Science Theater”), or alternately, [[Mary Sue]] Torture, can be used as either a noun or a verb. [[bullshit\|MSTs are inherently hilarious, like the original series, and are never filled with monotonous humor that amounts to little more than giggling at spelling errors repeatedly.]]		The term MST (an abbreviation for “Mystery Science Theater”), or alternately, [[Mary Sue]] Torture, can be used as either a noun or a verb. [[bullshit\|MSTs are inherently hilarious, like the original series, and are never filled with monotonous humor that amounts to little more than giggling at spelling errors repeatedly.]]
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	*[[My Immortal]]		*[[My Immortal]]
			*[[Retsupurae]]
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	[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]
	<br>		<br>
	{{fanfic}}		{{fanfic}}

imported>Oddguy at 20:46, 6 March 2013

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	==Creating An MST==		==Creating An MST==
			[[File:Gay MST.jpg\|thumb\|right\| What MSTers fap to.]]
	===Step One: Find Badfic.===		===Step One: Find Badfic.===

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	[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]
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	~~{{crap}}~~
	<br>		<br>
	{{fanfic}}		{{fanfic}}

imported>Oddguy: /* Dramatic Aftereffects */

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Dramatic Aftereffects

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	Sometimes the original author will find out that you made fun of his bad writing with your slightly less bad writing and confront you and your e-community directly. Here are some of the arguments he might use as to why you should [[nope\|delete your MST]] and [[nope\|apologize to him or her]].		Sometimes the original author will find out that you made fun of his bad writing with your slightly less bad writing and confront you and your e-community directly. Here are some of the arguments he might use as to why you should [[nope\|delete your MST]] and [[nope\|apologize to him or her]].

	"'''You Used My Work Without Permission!'''"		"'''You Used My Work Without Permission!'''" - Often when an author discovers their Badfic has been magically transformed into an MST, their first cry is "theft". The usual side-arguments of copyright infringement (which is hilarious because that is what the original fanfic is anyway), harassment and damaged reputation are frequently brought into it. According to [[Internet Law]], the author is entitled to bring the offending MSTer to [[Internet Court]], which usually bubbles down to both sides declaring themselves the victor. Besides, parody is allowed when it comes to copyrights. But who cares about that?

	~~Often when an author discovers their Badfic has been magically transformed into an MST, their first cry is~~ "~~theft~~"~~. The usual side~~-~~arguments of copyright infringement (which is hilarious because that is what~~ the ~~original fanfic is anyway), harassment~~ and ~~damaged reputation are frequently brought into it. According to~~ [[~~Internet Law~~]], ~~the author is entitled to bring the offending MSTer~~ to [[~~Internet Court~~]], ~~which usually bubbles down~~ to both ~~sides declaring~~ themselves the ~~victor. Besides, parody is allowed when it comes~~ to ~~copyrights~~. ~~But who cares about that?~~		'''"You Hurt My Feelings!"''' - Despite the loud and proudly stated claims by the MSTer that [[bullshit\|insulting the author in a personal way was completely unintended]], many "victims" of MSTing still hold fast to their belief that [[truth\|MSTers are just another form of Trolls]], whose sole purpose is to cause flame wars and broken e-hearts to amuse themselves. Contradictory statements are always the best retort for this, both conflicting with the author's statements and the other statements by the MSTer themselves. In other words: Just troll the fuck out of them by acting stupid and watch them rage on as they try to make sense of your nonsensical arguments.

	'''"You ~~Hurt My Feelings~~!"'''		"'''You MST Because You're Not Creative Enough To Write Fic Yourself!'''" - At first this may seem like a valid argument based on truth and fact. However, can the author really infer that he/she/it is creative when he/she/it is writing cliche-crusted X-Files fanfiction? I didn't think so. This is pretty much the classic DA style defense of: "OMG UR JUST JEALOUS! IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T LOOK! ID LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER!". Which is even more hilarious in this case because, unlike actually drawing something, opening up a notepad and writing fanficition requires even less skill and exactly no effort.

	~~Despite the loud and proudly stated claims by the MSTer that~~ [[~~bullshit~~\|~~insulting~~ the ~~author in a personal way was completely unintended~~]]~~, many "victims" of MSTing still hold fast to their belief that~~ [[~~truth~~\|~~MSTers~~ are ~~just another form of Trolls~~]]~~, whose sole purpose is to cause flame wars and broken e-hearts to amuse themselves~~. ~~Contradictory statements are~~ always ~~the best retort for this~~, ~~both conflicting with the author~~'s ~~statements~~ and ~~the other statements by the MSTer themselves~~. ~~In other words: Just troll~~ the ~~fuck out of them by acting stupid~~ and ~~watch them~~ rage ~~on as they try to make sense of your nonsensical arguments~~.		"'''I WILL MST YOU BACK!'''" - Targets of MSTing often end up trying to write their own MST as some sort of [[counter troll\|revenge]] or attempt to [[troll shielding\|join the community]]/[[fail\|prove they are not butthurt]]. This almost always ends in failure as everyone just floods their thread with bad reviews, MST's their MST, reminds them they are not welcome there and just continue to troll. Ending with the faggot getting mad again and rage quitting.

	~~"'''You~~ MST ~~Because You're Not Creative Enough To Write Fic Yourself!'''"~~		===Common Drama In MST Threads===

	At first this may seem like a valid argument based on truth and fact. However, can the author really infer that he/she/it is creative when he/she/it is writing cliche-crusted X-Files fanfiction? I didn'~~t think so. This is pretty much the classic DA style defense of~~: ~~"OMG UR JUST JEALOUS! IF YOU DON~~'~~T LIKE DON~~'~~T LOOK! ID LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER!~~". ~~Which~~ is ~~even more hilarious~~ in ~~this case because, unlike actually drawing something, opening up a notepad and writing fanficition requires even less skill and exactly no effort~~.		"'''No comments! :('''" - One of the common complaints among MSTers is the lack of reader feedback they receive. Usually they find out that the best solution is to whine and beg people in their communities to read it.

	"'''~~I WILL MST YOU BACK!~~'''"		'''MST3K crew or Other?''' - Another common argument in the MST community is the validity and "goodness" of an MST if the cast of riffers differs from the traditional. This stems from the fact that all MSTers are snobs.

	Targets of MSTing often end up trying to write their own MST as some sort of [[counter troll\|revenge]] or attempt to [[troll shielding\|join the community]]/[[fail\|prove they are not butthurt]]. This almost always ends in failure as everyone just floods their thread with bad reviews, MST's their MST, reminds them they are not welcome there and just continue to troll. Ending with the faggot getting mad again and rage quitting.		'''Joel or Mike?''' - Only ask this question when you are looking to incite [[over 9,000]] pages of lulzy fans battling it out in capslock.

	~~===Internal Arguments===~~

	Many times it is not the creator of the fanfic who is the loser, but instead the failure and comedy hack that is the MiSTer. Since every unfunny idiot can do it, every idiot indeed does. The result is an endless supply of unfunny MSTs (as if there are any funny ones...) and potential lolcows trying to take part in a community of trolls. Here is how they respond when they inevitably fail:

	~~'''No comments! :('''~~

	~~One of the common complaints among MSTers is the lack of reader feedback they receive. Usually they find out that the best solution is to whine and beg people in their communities to read it.~~

	~~'''MST3K crew or Other?'''~~

	~~Another common argument in the MST community is the validity and "goodness" of an MST if the cast of riffers differs from the traditional. This stems from the fact that all MSTers are snobs.~~

	'''Joel or Mike?'''

	Only ask this question when you are looking to incite [[over 9,000]] pages of lulzy fans battling it out in capslock.

	==Places and Faces==		==Places and Faces==