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imported>Uberfukken at 02:54, 13 March 2019

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imported>ColumbineLegend420: /* MMORPGs */

2018-03-11T15:34:58Z

MMORPGs

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	[[Image:Typicalguild.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[typical\|Typical]] hardcore MMORPG Guild.]]		[[Image:Typicalguild.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[typical\|Typical]] hardcore MMORPG Guild.]]
	[[Image:Gage_aeralik_wat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] [[convention]] of some strange MMORPG]]		[[Image:Gage_aeralik_wat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] [[convention]] of some strange MMORPG]]
	* '''''[[Life]]''''' Most popular and oldest MMORPG game that came out [[at least 100 years\|over 4 billion years ago]] with [[OVER 9000\|over 7 billion]] active players spread over only 15 servers and 93 billion quitters.		* '''''[[Life]]''''' Most popular and oldest MMORPG game that came out [[at least 100 years\|over 4 billion years ago]] with [[OVER 9000\|over 7 billion]] active players spread over only 14 servers and 93 billion quitters.
	* '''''[[Age of Conan]]''''' - ''[[Oblivion]]'' graphics with titties, but bugged to shit and no endgame content.		* '''''[[Age of Conan]]''''' - ''[[Oblivion]]'' graphics with titties, but bugged to shit and no endgame content.
	* '''''[[AQ Worlds]]''''' - 2D and laggy as shit.		* '''''[[AQ Worlds]]''''' - 2D and laggy as shit.

imported>ColumbineLegend420: /* MMORPGs */

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MMORPGs

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	[[Image:Gage_aeralik_wat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] [[convention]] of some strange MMORPG]]		[[Image:Gage_aeralik_wat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] [[convention]] of some strange MMORPG]]
	* '''''[[Life]]''''' Most popular and oldest MMORPG game that came out [[at least 100 years\|over 4 billion years ago]] with [[OVER 9000\|over 7 billion]] active players ~~with~~ 93 billion quitters.		* '''''[[Life]]''''' Most popular and oldest MMORPG game that came out [[at least 100 years\|over 4 billion years ago]] with [[OVER 9000\|over 7 billion]] active players spread over only 15 servers and 93 billion quitters.
	* '''''[[Age of Conan]]''''' - ''[[Oblivion]]'' graphics with titties, but bugged to shit and no endgame content.		* '''''[[Age of Conan]]''''' - ''[[Oblivion]]'' graphics with titties, but bugged to shit and no endgame content.
	* '''''[[AQ Worlds]]''''' - 2D and laggy as shit.		* '''''[[AQ Worlds]]''''' - 2D and laggy as shit.

imported>ColumbineLegend420: /* MMORPGs */

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MMORPGs

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	[[Image:Typicalguild.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[typical\|Typical]] hardcore MMORPG Guild.]]		[[Image:Typicalguild.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[typical\|Typical]] hardcore MMORPG Guild.]]
	[[Image:Gage_aeralik_wat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] [[convention]] of some strange MMORPG]]		[[Image:Gage_aeralik_wat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] [[convention]] of some strange MMORPG]]
			* '''''[[Life]]''''' Most popular and oldest MMORPG game that came out [[at least 100 years\|over 4 billion years ago]] with [[OVER 9000\|over 7 billion]] active players with 93 billion quitters.
	* '''''[[Age of Conan]]''''' - ''[[Oblivion]]'' graphics with titties, but bugged to shit and no endgame content.		* '''''[[Age of Conan]]''''' - ''[[Oblivion]]'' graphics with titties, but bugged to shit and no endgame content.
	* '''''[[AQ Worlds]]''''' - 2D and laggy as shit.		* '''''[[AQ Worlds]]''''' - 2D and laggy as shit.

imported>AlGore: /* The ONE Good Thing About Them IRL */

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The ONE Good Thing About Them IRL

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	MMORPG's are total motherfucking shit. EVERYONE knows THAT. However, one theory states that "the [[moar]] you [[win]] at an MMORPG, the [[moar]] you [[fail]] at life."		MMORPG's are total motherfucking shit. EVERYONE knows THAT. However, one theory states that "the [[moar]] you [[win]] at an MMORPG, the [[moar]] you [[fail]] at life."

	So, this basically means that all those fat-ass [[basement-dwellers]] living with their parents will spend thousands of consecutive hours on their comps, eventually resulting in their death. This happens all the time in [[China]], where the only difference between an American MMORPG player and a Chinese is that the Chinese one actually gets out of the house and goes to die at a cybercafe. This has happened many a time. The [[azn]] sits himself down at a comp and STAYS THERE for DAYS until he dies of many a cause: dehydration, starvation, doesn't take a [[shit]]/piss, exhaustion, or the ~~very fun OF THE ABOVE~~.		So, this basically means that all those fat-ass [[basement-dwellers]] living with their parents will spend thousands of consecutive hours on their comps, eventually resulting in their death. This happens all the time in [[China]], where the only difference between an American MMORPG player and a Chinese is that the Chinese one actually gets out of the house and goes to die at a cybercafe. This has happened many a time. The [[azn]] sits himself down at a comp and STAYS THERE for DAYS until he dies of many a cause: dehydration, starvation, doesn't take a [[shit]]/piss, exhaustion, or all of the above.

	Some of them make it though. have a heart attack or faint ~~or something~~ and get rushed to a hospital. If they were ''really'' '''[[hardcore]]''', then they'd commit [[an hero]] and screw everyone over at the cafe.		Some of them make it though, have a heart attack or faint and get rushed to a hospital. If they were ''really'' '''[[hardcore]]''', then they'd commit [[an hero]] and screw everyone over at the cafe.

	The less funny ~~to the~~ theory is of course: "the [[moar]] you [[fail]] in an MMORPG, the [[moar]] normal are [[IRL]]."		The less funny theory is of course: "the [[moar]] you [[fail]] in an MMORPG, the [[moar]] normal you are [[IRL]]."

	==Terms & Acronyms==		==Terms & Acronyms==

imported>AlGore: kotaku is gay

2016-09-21T14:54:32Z

kotaku is gay

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	==Drama Links==		==Drama Links==
	* ~~[http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/crime/gamer-stabs-man-to-death-over-cyber-sword-037689.php~~ An example of MMORPG drama.]		* {{Archive\|PYtKO\|An example of MMORPG drama.}}
	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJVolaC8pw A ''World of Warcraft'' clan raids an online funeral.] (Epic [[lulz]]!)		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJVolaC8pw A ''World of Warcraft'' clan raids an online funeral.] (Epic [[lulz]]!)
	* [http://www.eq2flames.com/ EQ2Flames, drama-infested EQ2 MMO site.] And the article!		* [http://www.eq2flames.com/ EQ2Flames, drama-infested EQ2 MMO site.] And the article!

imported>LulzKiller at 23:27, 13 June 2016

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	* '''''<s>Asheron's Call 2</s>''''' - Game over, man.		* '''''<s>Asheron's Call 2</s>''''' - Game over, man.
	* '''''Champions Online''''' - Another superhero game by Cryptic, and this round, they fuck up the patchers.		* '''''Champions Online''''' - Another superhero game by Cryptic, and this round, they fuck up the patchers.
	* '''''ArchLord''''' - Fantasy MMORPG that contains loli chicks , half naked chicks and some other crap, the game is ~~basicly~~ all bugs and crap.		* '''''ArchLord''''' - Fantasy MMORPG that contains loli chicks , half naked chicks and some other crap, the game is basically all bugs and crap.
	* '''''Atlantica Online''''' - Oddly enough this is more like ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' than its actual MMO - still is a shitty Korean cash shop game!		* '''''Atlantica Online''''' - Oddly enough this is more like ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' than its actual MMO - still is a shitty Korean cash shop game!
	* '''''[[City of Heroes]]''''' - Predominantly homosexual.		* '''''[[City of Heroes]]''''' - Predominantly homosexual.

imported>Falkuda: /* MMORPGs */

2016-05-31T00:52:08Z

MMORPGs

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	* '''''[[Final Fantasy XI]]''''' - Predominantly homosexual, weeaboo, and furry, and contains bosses that take 18 consecutive hours to kill. It has a grind that rivals EQ1, and half the classes are broken.		* '''''[[Final Fantasy XI]]''''' - Predominantly homosexual, weeaboo, and furry, and contains bosses that take 18 consecutive hours to kill. It has a grind that rivals EQ1, and half the classes are broken.
	* '''''Florensia''''' - It's like that [[anime]] ''[[One Piece]]'' but much more [[serious]].		* '''''Florensia''''' - It's like that [[anime]] ''[[One Piece]]'' but much more [[serious]].
	* '''''FlyFF''''' - "WoW for girls", epic [[animu]] graphics and moar flying.		* '''''FlyFF''''' - "WoW for girls", epic [[animu]] graphics and moar flying. Also is an absolute grindfest if you don't spend your paycheck on shit premium items
	* '''''[[Free Realms]]''''' - Another MMORPG made for the kids, by [[SOE]]. Watch out for pedophiles!		* '''''[[Free Realms]]''''' - Another MMORPG made for the kids, by [[SOE]]. Watch out for pedophiles!
	* '''''<s>Fusion Fall</s>''''' - You know that one e-famous artist on dA? Take his shit and make a MMO out of it.Closed. Replaced by some shitty overhead shooter.		* '''''<s>Fusion Fall</s>''''' - You know that one e-famous artist on dA? Take his shit and make a MMO out of it.Closed. Replaced by some shitty overhead shooter.

imported>DarknessX at 07:26, 1 October 2015

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	* '''''[[Free Realms]]''''' - Another MMORPG made for the kids, by [[SOE]]. Watch out for pedophiles!		* '''''[[Free Realms]]''''' - Another MMORPG made for the kids, by [[SOE]]. Watch out for pedophiles!
	* '''''<s>Fusion Fall</s>''''' - You know that one e-famous artist on dA? Take his shit and make a MMO out of it.Closed. Replaced by some shitty overhead shooter.		* '''''<s>Fusion Fall</s>''''' - You know that one e-famous artist on dA? Take his shit and make a MMO out of it.Closed. Replaced by some shitty overhead shooter.
			* '''''[http://www.hackerexperience.com/ Hacker Experience]''''' - A crappy hacking game that no one gives a fuck about.
			* '''''[http://www.hackerforever.com/ HackerForever]''''' - Same as Hacker Experience. Full of raging kids that try to put a bounty on you after you do something wrong.
	* '''''[[Hero Online]]''''' - Typically shitty Korean MMO.		* '''''[[Hero Online]]''''' - Typically shitty Korean MMO.
	* '''''Helbreath''''' - Old MMO with PVP and knights.		* '''''Helbreath''''' - Old MMO with PVP and knights.

imported>DarknessX at 09:56, 4 September 2015

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	* '''''Metin2''''' A shitty Korean MMO filled with pathetic n00bz that's "free" to play, but if you ''really'' want to get ahead in the game, you'll give up IRL Jew golds for shitty items that have an expiry date.		* '''''Metin2''''' A shitty Korean MMO filled with pathetic n00bz that's "free" to play, but if you ''really'' want to get ahead in the game, you'll give up IRL Jew golds for shitty items that have an expiry date.
	* '''''[http://www.missbimbo.com Miss Bimbo]''''' - An Internet game for [[girls]].		* '''''[http://www.missbimbo.com Miss Bimbo]''''' - An Internet game for [[girls]].
	* '''''[http://www.maidmarian.com/Sherwood.htm MMORPG in Sherwood]''''' - Now you too can be like Robin Hood and his merry men. But not really. It's ''World of Warcraft'', only web-based MMORPG. And worse.		* '''''[http://www.maidmarian.com/Sherwood.htm MMORPG in Sherwood]''''' - Now you too can be like Robin Hood and his merry men. But not really. It's ''World of Warcraft'', only web-based MMORPG. And worse. Not to mention mental 7 year olds harassing you for no reason.
	* '''''Nodiatis''''' - A great, high quality, game to spend your [[IRL]] monies and BE A WINRAR! Seriously, troll this game for massive [[lulz]].		* '''''Nodiatis''''' - A great, high quality, game to spend your [[IRL]] monies and BE A WINRAR! Seriously, troll this game for massive [[lulz]].
	* '''''Perfect World International''''' - Another goddamn shitty Korean F2P with a cash shop. You need to pay to PVP in this game, and every character is either an [[azn]], a [[fairy]], or a [[furry]]. [[Faggotry]] all around.		* '''''Perfect World International''''' - Another goddamn shitty Korean F2P with a cash shop. You need to pay to PVP in this game, and every character is either an [[azn]], a [[fairy]], or a [[furry]]. [[Faggotry]] all around.