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	==The overall community of MMA==		==The overall community of MMA==
	If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.		If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt. There is also truth in the fact that when people say MMA is not a martial art, '''''it isn't a martial art.''''' That's because Pride FC was dismantled by wrestlefags and that irl "ground games" are usually countered with a blade to the gut, a punch and knee to the face, and an absolute facefuckfest of literal curbstomping by one's feet.

	Displays of sympathy and concern for the human condition is a honey trap at best from these fucktards. One example is that of [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/street/kung-fu-stylist-vs-mma-fighter-in-parking-lot an article not too recently about MMA "winning"] [http://realbullshido.blogspot.com/2008/06/five-reasons-why-bullshido-doesnt-do.html a fight by members of Bullshido.net started back in 2007], and the writer rooting for them by complaining how the challenged fighter was calling them niggers. Don't be fooled by these dipshits; they love to paint themselves in the right and they'll do it with such lowbrow shit like this it's fuckin' lulzworthy. Fucking hell, [http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/Opinion-Time-for-MMA-to-Do-Better-128189 one of their top fighters and representatives is a supporter of gay and trans cleansing in Eastern Europe] right now and they're still keeping him around.		Displays of sympathy and concern for the human condition is a honey trap at best from these fucktards. One example is that of [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/street/kung-fu-stylist-vs-mma-fighter-in-parking-lot an article not too recently about MMA "winning"] [http://realbullshido.blogspot.com/2008/06/five-reasons-why-bullshido-doesnt-do.html a fight by members of Bullshido.net started back in 2007], and the writer rooting for them by complaining how the challenged fighter was calling them niggers. Don't be fooled by these dipshits; they love to paint themselves in the right and they'll do it with such lowbrow shit like this it's fuckin' lulzworthy. Fucking hell, [http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/Opinion-Time-for-MMA-to-Do-Better-128189 one of their top fighters and representatives is a supporter of gay and trans cleansing in Eastern Europe] right now and they're still keeping him around.

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The overall community of MMA

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	If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.		If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.

	Displays of sympathy and concern for the human condition is a honey trap at best from these fucktards. One example is that of [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/street/kung-fu-stylist-vs-mma-fighter-in-parking-lot an article not too recently about MMA "winning"] [http://realbullshido.blogspot.com/2008/06/five-reasons-why-bullshido-doesnt-do.html a fight by members of Bullshido.net started back in 2007], and the writer rooting for them by complaining how the challenged fighter was calling them niggers. Don't be fooled by these dipshits; they love to paint themselves in the right and they'll do it with such lowbrow shit like this it's fuckin' lulzworthy.		Displays of sympathy and concern for the human condition is a honey trap at best from these fucktards. One example is that of [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/street/kung-fu-stylist-vs-mma-fighter-in-parking-lot an article not too recently about MMA "winning"] [http://realbullshido.blogspot.com/2008/06/five-reasons-why-bullshido-doesnt-do.html a fight by members of Bullshido.net started back in 2007], and the writer rooting for them by complaining how the challenged fighter was calling them niggers. Don't be fooled by these dipshits; they love to paint themselves in the right and they'll do it with such lowbrow shit like this it's fuckin' lulzworthy. Fucking hell, [http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/Opinion-Time-for-MMA-to-Do-Better-128189 one of their top fighters and representatives is a supporter of gay and trans cleansing in Eastern Europe] right now and they're still keeping him around.

	FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.		FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.

imported>QuickSuckFuck: /* The overall community of MMA */

2017-11-05T07:47:09Z

The overall community of MMA

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	If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.		If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.

	Displays of sympathy and concern for the human condition is a honey trap at best from these fucktards. One example is that of ~~an article not too recently about~~ [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/street/kung-fu-stylist-vs-mma-fighter-in-parking-lot MMA "winning" a fight by members of Bullshido.net started back in 2007], and the writer rooting for them by complaining how the challenged fighter was calling them niggers. Don't be fooled by these dipshits; they love to paint themselves in the right and they'll do it with such lowbrow shit like this it's fuckin' lulzworthy.		Displays of sympathy and concern for the human condition is a honey trap at best from these fucktards. One example is that of [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/street/kung-fu-stylist-vs-mma-fighter-in-parking-lot an article not too recently about MMA "winning"] [http://realbullshido.blogspot.com/2008/06/five-reasons-why-bullshido-doesnt-do.html a fight by members of Bullshido.net started back in 2007], and the writer rooting for them by complaining how the challenged fighter was calling them niggers. Don't be fooled by these dipshits; they love to paint themselves in the right and they'll do it with such lowbrow shit like this it's fuckin' lulzworthy.

	FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.		FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.

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	==The overall community of MMA==		==The overall community of MMA==
	If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.		If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.

			Displays of sympathy and concern for the human condition is a honey trap at best from these fucktards. One example is that of an article not too recently about [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/street/kung-fu-stylist-vs-mma-fighter-in-parking-lot MMA "winning" a fight by members of Bullshido.net started back in 2007], and the writer rooting for them by complaining how the challenged fighter was calling them niggers. Don't be fooled by these dipshits; they love to paint themselves in the right and they'll do it with such lowbrow shit like this it's fuckin' lulzworthy.

	FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.		FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.

imported>QuickSuckFuck: /* The Rules of MMA */

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The Rules of MMA

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	==The Rules of MMA==		==The Rules of MMA==
	#No hits to the back of the opponent		#No hits to the back of the opponent or vulnerable areas of the body
	#Takedowns are favored		#Takedowns are favored
	#Obviously bulking up is the only advantage		#Obviously bulking up is the only advantage

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Pride FC

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	==Pride FC==		==Pride FC==
	''Pride'' was an organization that tried to find the best fighter in [[Asia\|the world]], and (obviously) to promote gay pride in [[Japan]]. Once it was a beacon of [[awesome]] for allowing [[Curb Stomp\|head stomping]] on the ground, a 10 minute championship round, and a look the other way regarding [[drug\|drug use]]. It was bought by the UFC and disbanded because their rules discouraged hugging and teabagging by allowing knees to the head and face-stomps.		''Pride'' was an organization that tried to find the best fighter in [[Asia\|the world]], and (obviously) to promote gay pride in [[Japan]]. Once it was a beacon of [[awesome]] for allowing [[Curb Stomp\|head stomping]] on the ground, a 10 minute championship round, and a look the other way regarding [[drug\|drug use]]. It was bought by the UFC and disbanded because their rules discouraged hugging and teabagging by allowing knees to the head and face-stomps.

			==[[Bullshido.net]]==
			Bullshido is the internet's very source of internet tough guys and wannabe martial artists who have very severe death wishes. Nevertheless, it is rife with MMA fans and practitioners, and is an [[Atheist\|atheist's]] heaven, as the site proclaims its agenda to debunk "bullshido" or fraudulent martial arts. Ironically, founder Neal Fletcher, AKA Phrost, couldn't have named his site any more fitting, as he is a [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/fighter/Neal-Fletcher:52A55B87619388D8 fucking loser of a mouthy arrogant skinhead] who is exactly what he opposes. It's presumed that the name Bullshitdo was too harsh for all of the site users, so he pussified the name for their easily asshurt dispositions.

	==Gallery of [[No Homo]]==		==Gallery of [[No Homo]]==

imported>QuickSuckFuck: /* The overall community of MMA */

2017-11-05T07:02:50Z

The overall community of MMA

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	==The overall community of MMA==		==The overall community of MMA==
	If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.		If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more than these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.

	FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.		FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.

imported>QuickSuckFuck: /* The overall community of MMA */

2017-11-05T07:01:14Z

The overall community of MMA

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	==The overall community of MMA==		==The overall community of MMA==
	If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against.		If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against. MMA fans and followers are also the biggest source of clickbait next to Buzzfeed, creating such classic Top number lists like [http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/ "The Five Reasons Karate is Useless"] and [http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/best-of/10-martial-arts-will-get-killed-real-life/ "Ten Martial Arts That Will Get You Killed In Real Life"]. Joke's on them, MMA will get you killed in a real fight more these martial arts on their clickbait list; nothing is more noteworthy of having an annoying MMA diehard dead under your belt.

	FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.		FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.

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	==Gallery of [[No Homo]]==		==Gallery of [[No Homo]]==
	<center>{{fv\|gayvids\|background-color: pink;\|font-weight: bold;\|		<center>{{fv\|gayvids\|background-color: pink;\|font-weight: bold;\|
	<youtube>1h-85s3lc9E</youtube>~~<br><center>~~Hey, I kinda like that.~~</center>~~\|		<youtube>1h-85s3lc9E</youtube>'''Hey, I kinda like that.'''\|
	<youtube>loVqGHxFwmE</youtube>~~<br><center>~~[[DO NOT WANT]]~~</center>~~\|		<youtube>loVqGHxFwmE</youtube>'''[[DO NOT WANT]]'''\|
	<youtube>QhP7aQxc8Wk</youtube>~~<br><center>~~Why ''does'' he keep talking about panties?~~</center>~~\|		<youtube>QhP7aQxc8Wk</youtube>'''Why ''does'' he keep talking about panties?'''\|
	<youtube>dwjTNn5vXjw</youtube>~~<center>~~It ain't gay if the balls don't... oh, too late.~~</center>~~}}		<youtube>dwjTNn5vXjw</youtube>'''It ain't gay if the balls don't... oh, too late.'''}}
	</center>		</center>

	==MMA fight in a nutshell==		==MMA fight in a nutshell==
	<center>[[Image:Penny-arcade-MMA.jpg]]</center>		<center>[[Image:Penny-arcade-MMA.jpg]]</center>

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	==The overall community of MMA==		==The overall community of MMA==
	If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against.		If there's one word to describe the community around MMA, it would be pathetic. MMA-ers are your typical mouthy internet tough guys who in reality are ego ridden mindherd losers who do the time honored art of bullshitdo: speak, eat, shit and piss. MMA-ers are also the kind of people that many real martial artists ignore or stress not to be as a human being, as they riddled with dick fueled competitive egotism and a need to fight ruthlessly to feel better about themselves through dominating over another human being. Many of them also believe in how martial arts are meant to be like weapons, that MMA is the only way to showcase a martial art's effectiveness, that codes of honor, discipline, and a need to be a pacifist are bullshit, and that you should always denounce Asian martial arts as bullshit because "time, investment, and study doesn't work in MMA". In short, many of these practitioners and followers are suicidal by stupidity and will likely get killed by this way of thinking by the end of a knife, a gun, or by underestimating people they meet on the street to fight against.

			FUN FACT: An MMA fighter's career usually lasts up until their 30s. The severe unnecessary stress from gay hugging and buttfucking goes to show that MMA isn't really a good sport to be in. Hell, you might as well practice professional football or even Muay Thai as those sports have less of a health risk than forcing targets on your body to be constantly pounded and strained non fucking stop. Even real martial artists aren't fucking stupid to know that knockout force is better than being a mount end bitch for thousands of spectators.

	Hell, [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/10/world/asia/mma-martial-arts-china-tai-chi.html one Chinese MMA fighter decided to beat the shit out of a Tai Chi master to "debunk fraudulent Chinese martial arts"], and another chinaman [https://dynastyclothingstore.wordpress.com/2013/02/01/where-are-the-chinese-fighters-why-mma-has-not-flourished-in-chinese-society-long-read-with-videos/ decided to self shame himself for not being superior to the white man's ways of MMA]. If anything this will spring, it's going to be a martial arts school war across the world, and boy, it's going to be pretty.		Hell, [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/10/world/asia/mma-martial-arts-china-tai-chi.html one Chinese MMA fighter decided to beat the shit out of a Tai Chi master to "debunk fraudulent Chinese martial arts"], and another chinaman [https://dynastyclothingstore.wordpress.com/2013/02/01/where-are-the-chinese-fighters-why-mma-has-not-flourished-in-chinese-society-long-read-with-videos/ decided to self shame himself for not being superior to the white man's ways of MMA]. If anything this will spring, it's going to be a martial arts school war across the world, and boy, it's going to be pretty.