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	[http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0HJE/is_2_2/ai_79961273 Suicide rate at MIT higher than at other schools]~~<br>~~		* [http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0HJE/is_2_2/ai_79961273 Suicide rate at MIT higher than at other schools]
	[http://tech.caltech.edu/TECH/mit/index.html Official MIT news letter mentions a new invention -- THE INTERWEBZ]~~<br>~~		* [http://tech.caltech.edu/TECH/mit/index.html Official MIT news letter mentions a new invention -- THE INTERWEBZ]
	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooa8nHKPZ5k Even MIT students rap]~~<br>~~		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooa8nHKPZ5k Even MIT students rap]
	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Ambgh89Ws Typical Reaction of an MIT student after getting a B]~~<br>~~		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Ambgh89Ws Typical Reaction of an MIT student after getting a B]
	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw&feature=related Pretty much sums up MIT]		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw&feature=related Pretty much sums up MIT]

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	==Sodium Party==		==Sodium Party==
	Every year, MIT [[asian\|students]] ~~black person~~ [[bomb\|sodium metal]] from the MIT [[chemistry]] lab. They take the sodium, and throw it into the river [[for great justice]]. [[Some argue]] the [[An Hero\|students]] do this because its fun to [[Anarchy\|watch explosives go off]]. [[http://www-tech.mit.edu/V127/N37/sodiumdrop.html And of course someone had to fuck up sooner or later!]]		Every year, MIT [[asian\|students]] nigger [[bomb\|sodium metal]] from the MIT [[chemistry]] lab. They take the sodium, and throw it into the river [[for great justice]]. [[Some argue]] the [[An Hero\|students]] do this because its fun to [[Anarchy\|watch explosives go off]]. [[http://www-tech.mit.edu/V127/N37/sodiumdrop.html And of course someone had to fuck up sooner or later!]]

	==General College Shits==		==General College Shits==

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	MIT's Student body is made up of approximatly:		MIT's Student body is made up of approximatly:
	*128% Asians		*128% Asians
	*<s>[[Niggers\|No Blacks]]</s> [http://www.mitadmissions.org/topics/life/the_mit_minority_community/index.shtml DISREGARD THAT, MIT ADMISSIONS SUCKS BIG BLACK COCKS.]		*<s>[[No Niggers\|No Blacks]]</s> [http://www.mitadmissions.org/topics/life/the_mit_minority_community/index.shtml DISREGARD THAT, MIT ADMISSIONS SUCKS BIG BLACK COCKS.]

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The Massachusetts Institute of Technology is a popular 4-year [[college]], famous among [[nerd]]s as being "OMG TEH BEST [[Engineer|ENGINEERING]] SK00L EVAR." Also, MIT did [[robot]]s.

[[Image:MIT_Seal.gif|thumb|right|Officwal MIT seal. [[India|Note: People here don't speak teh good english]]]]
[[Image:Star.jpg|thumb|right|The Infamous Star Simpson. An obvious [[dyke]].]]
[[Image:Aintafraidnoghosts.jpg|thumb|MIT students partol campus, looking for low GPA black person.]]
[[Image:Asian_guy.JPG|thumb|How does i built robot?]]
[[Image:Progeria.jpg|thumb|right|Professer Agalwar (left) meets with MIT's Engineering Dean.]]
[[Image:OMG_THEY_HAVE_THE_PWOFESSER.gif|thumb|The [[Grammar Nazi|Gwammer Nazwis]], takwing away Pwofesser Agalwar.]]
[[Image:Drunk_Architect.jpg|thumb|The architect that designed MIT was obviously drunk at the time.]]
[[Image:Particle_accelerator.jpg|thumb|MIT's Quantum Lulz Generator]]
[[Image:Nerd_Convention,in_some_basement.jpg|thumb|Typical MIT study group.]]
[[Image:Gamer.png|thumb|MIT student studying for Quantum Buttsecks Dynamics 1301.]]
[[Image:Lol nerds.jpg|thumb|Class of 1992 reunion.]]
[[Image:Wachout.gif|thumb|MIT student studying for Quantum Polesecks 1402.]]

==History of MIT==
[[Atleast 100]] years ago, in the year [[1337]], a bunch of oldskewl science peoples from [[India]] got together and decided to form an Instiwute of Techwology in Bombay to escape persecution for [[faggotry]]. [[Mormon#Criticism|Inside the compound they assraped young peoples and made much monies.]] Then one day the compound got raided by the partybicycle (Indians just can't afford [[partyvan]]s) and all the young peoples were seized. The remaining <s>pedophiles</s> professers built a time travel machine and teleported the entire "Instiwute" to modern day [[Boston]] where they now charge billions of jewgold in tuition to [[rape|assraep]] young [[Asian]] peoples.

==teh MIT==
MIT is officially the nerdiest place on the entire fucking planet, surpassing even [[Tony Stark|Tony Stark's]] cave. Everyone wants to go to MIT, but [[noone]] is ever actually accepted there. Professers tend to not give a fuck, a trait MIT shares with many elite colleges.

[[Some argue]] MIT contains many [[Anonymous]] members, also [[robots]].

To get into MIT you must meet these requirements:
*3,890 of a possible 2,400 on the [[SAT]]
*Highschool GPA of atleast 6.45 on the 4.0 scale
*[[Atleast 100]] AP courses
*[[Asian]]
*"Donate" both kidneys the MIT "biological research program"
*Pay [[over 9000]] [[IRL]] [[Money|Jewgold]] in [[Budd Dwyer|bribes]] to each <s>[[India]]n</s> Professer.
Due to all these requirements, less than [[Statistics|-9,379%]] of students are admitted.

Also, MIT is the reason for [[Rules Of The Internet|rules 15, 21, 25, 29, 34, 35, 40, 43 and 45.]] No fucking exceptions.

Rule #26 does not apply at MIT; all the girls are just too damn FUGLY.

==It's an Instiwute of Techwology==
Despite the fact that all the professers just do research and don't give a fuck about teaching, MIT is technically a [[college]]. This [[fact]] means it contains much young peoples, most of whom are [[asian]].

To make matters worse, the obsessive nature required to take the 100+ AP credits for admissions purposes means there are [[over 9000]] crazy asians contained in one college. This makes for a high [[an hero]] rate, along with the constant threat of an [[Virginia Tech Massacre|Incident]].

The [[India|Professers']] Research generally consists of dissecting and experimenting on the bodies of the thousands of MIT students that commit [[suicide]] every day. Also, [[robot]]s.

Things MIT is famous for:
*Manufacturing of world-class [[nerds]] with life-time limited warrenties.
*[[India|Pwofesser Anant Agarwal]] (Who cannot fucking speak english.)
*[[Gay|Buttsecks]]
*Inventing the [[Internets]]
*[[Lie|Supporting our awesome new president!]]
*Fugly nerd chicks
*Also, [[Cocks|robots]].

==[[Statistics]]==
MIT's Student body is made up of approximatly:
*128% Asians
*<s>[[Niggers|No Blacks]]</s> [http://www.mitadmissions.org/topics/life/the_mit_minority_community/index.shtml DISREGARD THAT, MIT ADMISSIONS SUCKS BIG BLACK COCKS.]

Academic Profile:
*Average high school class rank: 1
*Average [[SAT]] Score: [[over 9000]]
*[[Mensa|Average IQ: 437]]

Student Life:
*[[Suicide]] rate: 1.9 per student, per year.
*Number of Division 1 Sports Teams: -17.8

Most Common Majors:
*[[Engineer|Engineering]] - 93%
*[[Bullshit|Liberal Arts]] - 6%
*[[Goatse|Other]] - 1%
*Also, Quantum Buttsecks.

==Pwofessers==
[[Fact|MIT empwoys pwofessers fwom India]] [[for great justice]]. Being Indian, they cannot fuckwing say a sentwence pwoperly, genewating much wulz.

MIT's Pwofessers hwave becwome the butt of [[unfunny|nerd jwokes]] ever swince MIT bewgan owffering fwee [[Shit nobody cares about|wideo wectures]].

Here is Pwofesser Agalwar expwaining the [[Nerd|Thevenin Voltage Law]]: (Twons of werbal fuckwups and general wulz)
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vHGYdepKLw ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?]

==Star Simpson==
Star Simpson is the retarded bitch with the clown hair that walked into the fucking '''AIRPORT''' with a circuit board, flashing LEDs and play dough strapped to her chest, someone figured out it would be a [[winnar|damn good idea]] to [[switch police on]]. Seeing as she was not some [[liberal]] that does not liek teh police, or some Arab trying to blow the whole fucking place up, they didn't shoot. Had they shot, much lulz and investigations would have ensued.

She still got charged with a black person, and is required to do [[buttsex|community service]]. Star Simpson will forever be remembered as "that stupid bitch with the clown hair that almost got glock'd".

==Sodium Party==
Every year, MIT [[asian|students]] black person [[bomb|sodium metal]] from the MIT [[chemistry]] lab. They take the sodium, and throw it into the river [[for great justice]]. [[Some argue]] the [[An Hero|students]] do this because its fun to [[Anarchy|watch explosives go off]]. [[http://www-tech.mit.edu/V127/N37/sodiumdrop.html And of course someone had to fuck up sooner or later!]]

==General College Shits==
[[Noone]] ever gets into MIT, fucking accept it. You don't want to be there anyway, it's just too damn [[nerd|nerdy]]. All MIT "students" are infact [[Taco Bell|actors]] pretending to be [[college]] [[asian|students]].

Fun ways to troll MIT students:
*Talk about suicide
*Ask for their GPA and say "YOUR DOING IT WRONG"
*Ask them to find the square root of -1337
*Tell them that lawyers still make moar
*Ask how much they can bench press
*Take away their General Tso's chicken
*Steal their rice

==[[Copypasta]] etc==
Some argue that MIT invented all this shit:
*Lightbulbs
*[[Buttsecks]]
*[[Engineers]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*Pong
*[[Wang]]
*[[Cunt]]
*General Tso's Chicken
*[[Grammar Nazi|Typo Jews]]
*Regular [[Jews]]
*Rice
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Moar]] [[Suicide]]
*Ricers
*Quantum Riceronomics
*[[Goatse|Moar Buttsecks]]
*The PS2
*The PS3
*The PS5
*[[Photoshop]] CS5
*Yo mamma
*You
*[[Nerds]]
*[[Nikola Tesla]]
*Tesla Coils
*Thomas Edison
*[[Furries]]
*Fursuits
*Electrocuting Furries
*Electic Chair
*The Multiverse
*Lockpicking
*[[Textfile]]
*[[Anarchy]]
*[[Virginia Tech Massacre]]
*[[Atleast 100]] [[Memes]]
*Pwofessers that can't fucking talk right
*Dildos
*[[AZN]]
*[[Large Hadron Collider]]
*[[SAT]]
*[[Lulz]]
*[[Copypasta]]
*[[ED]]
*[[Noobs]]
*[[Goatse]]
*[[Newfags]]
*Moar Robots
*Rule 24
*[[So i herd u liek mudkip|Mudkipz]]

==Moar lulz==
Even MIT has its own set of rules
# Do not qwestion the pwofesser's engwish.
# Tewenin Woltage Waw is Always Welvent.
# Quantum Buttsecks.
# [[India|Indian Peoples run this. Got a problem with that, bitch?]]
# [[Pi|Pi is 3.14159265358979232846]]
# Moar robots plox.
# STFU, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT UNDERGRADS. Enjoy ur coursework. KTHNX.
# No one fucking gets in, enjoy your rejection letter.
# V=IR, I=V/R, R=V/I, P=IV, GPA Always <0.93
# Tuition is going up 872% this year.
# All the girls on campus only got in by sucking the Dean's cock
# After they get in the girls have to suck the guys' cocks as well as just the Dean's

==How to get into MIT==
# Have [[Asian]] [[parents]]
# Eat rice while growing up
# Have a 5.0 GPA in middle school
# Become [[emo|err... depressed]]
# Score [[Over 9000]] on the [[SAT]]
# [[Winnar|GET IN!]]
# Fuck up at Physics 101.
# Become [[An Hero]]
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT!]] ([[IRL]] AS A [[Zombie|ZOMBIE]] [[Engineer|ENGINEER]]!)

Or alternatively, walk in through the front door.

==External Links==

[http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0HJE/is_2_2/ai_79961273 Suicide rate at MIT higher than at other schools]<br>
[http://tech.caltech.edu/TECH/mit/index.html Official MIT news letter mentions a new invention -- THE INTERWEBZ]<br>
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooa8nHKPZ5k Even MIT students rap]<br>
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Ambgh89Ws Typical Reaction of an MIT student after getting a B]<br>
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw&feature=related Pretty much sums up MIT]

==See Also:==
*[[Harvard]]
*[[Engineer]]
*[[College]]
*[[SAT]]
*[[Asian]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[India]]
*[[China]]
*[[Basement Dweller]]
*[[Nerd]]
*[[$100 Laptop]]
*[[MIT OpenCourseWare]]

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