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	\|Desmond's ability to predict the future is actually him somehow channeling predictions from The Island or the magnetic force itself. This is demonstrated through the similarities between the hieroglyphs witnessed by [[Locke]], which were displayed on the Countdown Timer during the system failure, and Desmond's prediction. One interpretation of the hieroglyphs Locke saw in the hatch is "She/Rises to the sky/in Flames//He/Dies." The first part, "She/Rises to the sky/in Flames/" is the female part of the sentence (it's on a red background) and the second part "He/Dies" is male and is on black. This sounds similar to Desmond's prediction about Claire and Aaron getting into a helicopter and Charlie dying in The Looking Glass. SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE IS ~~DEADDesmond~~'s abilities will develop and evolve as the series continues leading to the point of which he can travel through space and time at will. Because of this he will appear in other character's flashbacks and flashforwards with the knowledge he has in the present and try to stop them from coming to the island. The sound you hear between flashbacks and present event is the sound of Desmond breaking through time. The quarantine may also have been faked by Ben and the Others after the Purge, to keep the station inhabitants in their stations, and keep their various experiments running. The Monster would then be a security system meant to enforce the Quarantine, and perhaps deliver the Periodic Food Drops as well. Boone is alive and living underground with Charlie and Eko.\|Typical Lostpedia User, ''A theory on why the polar bears attacked Sawyer in the first episode''.		\|<small>Desmond's ability to predict the future is actually him somehow channeling predictions from The Island or the magnetic force itself. This is demonstrated through the similarities between the hieroglyphs witnessed by [[Locke]], which were displayed on the Countdown Timer during the system failure, and Desmond's prediction. One interpretation of the hieroglyphs Locke saw in the hatch is "She/Rises to the sky/in Flames//He/Dies." The first part, "She/Rises to the sky/in Flames/" is the female part of the sentence (it's on a red background) and the second part "He/Dies" is male and is on black. This sounds similar to Desmond's prediction about Claire and Aaron getting into a helicopter and Charlie dying in The Looking Glass. SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE IS DEAD Desmond's abilities will develop and evolve as the series continues leading to the point of which he can travel through space and time at will. Because of this he will appear in other character's flashbacks and flashforwards with the knowledge he has in the present and try to stop them from coming to the island. The sound you hear between flashbacks and present event is the sound of Desmond breaking through time. The quarantine may also have been faked by Ben and the Others after the Purge, to keep the station inhabitants in their stations, and keep their various experiments running. The Monster would then be a security system meant to enforce the Quarantine, and perhaps deliver the Periodic Food Drops as well. Boone is alive and living underground with Charlie and Eko.\|Typical Lostpedia User, ''A theory on why the polar bears attacked Sawyer in the first episode''.

	\|Aside from the theory that Richard Alpert is a vain metrosexual stuck on a permanent vacation, I think that Alpert's eyeliner relates to his immortality...like a ~~pharoah~~ or something...I've been researching all day, but can't find a conclusive connection to the ancient world, immortality and the wearing of eyeliner.<br /><br />Anyone want to help out?\|jtavano on [http://forum.lostpedia.com/archive/index.php/t-5564.html "The importance of Alpert's eyeliner"]}}</center>		\|Aside from the theory that Richard Alpert is a vain metrosexual stuck on a permanent vacation, I think that Alpert's eyeliner relates to his immortality...like a pharaoh or something...I've been researching all day, but can't find a conclusive connection to the ancient world, immortality and the wearing of eyeliner.<br /><br />Anyone want to help out?\|jtavano on [http://forum.lostpedia.com/archive/index.php/t-5564.html "The importance of Alpert's eyeliner"</small>]}}</center>

	== [[Scientology\|COS]] claims Lost Island run by [[Anonymous]] ==		== [[Scientology\|COS]] claims Lost Island run by [[Anonymous]] ==

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	==How to make a retarded TV show==		==How to make a retarded TV show==

imported>Lazarus: /* The Episodes, The Dramaz */ couldn't get it in the section. I'm fucking Lost, brutha.

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The Episodes, The Dramaz: couldn't get it in the section. I'm fucking Lost, brutha.

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	==How to make a retarded TV show==		==How to make a retarded TV show==

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	==How to make a retarded TV show==		==How to make a retarded TV show==

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			File:Charlie_Pace_Claire_Littleton_fakes.jpg\|It's even got preggo porn for you sick fuckers.
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	* '''[[British\|Charlie]]:''' Pronounced "Chah-ley". Heroin addict, brainwashed Mr. Eko follower, and bassist in the fictional band [[Cock\|Driveshaft]]. All he ever does is redeem himself and try to drown Claire's BAAAEE-BEEEEE!!!!. Fucks Jack's sister Clair. While completely stoned, he hears that Frodo Baggins is in a secret underwater base and goes down to save him. Drowns in the process after realizing it's too late and that Hobbits can't swim.		* '''[[British\|Charlie]]:''' Pronounced "Chah-ley". Heroin addict, brainwashed Mr. Eko follower, and bassist in the fictional band [[Cock\|Driveshaft]]. All he ever does is redeem himself and try to drown Claire's BAAAEE-BEEEEE!!!!. Fucks Jack's sister Clair. While completely stoned, he hears that Frodo Baggins is in a secret underwater base and goes down to save him. Drowns in the process after realizing it's too late and that Hobbits can't swim.

	* '''[[Bitch\|Claire]]:''' Mocked constantly for having a ridiculously nasally voice, always whining about CHAAAARHHHLLIEEEE!!!! and bitching about her BAAAEE-BEEEEE!!!!, Aaron, a.k.a. [[Penis\|Turnip Head]]. She is the only Australian on a flight originating from Australia. She's dead or a ghost or some shit like that, recently reappeared as she enjoyed her former [[emo]] life in the dark rape cabin with her father. She is now the second coming of the French jungle bitch, and also [[fat]].		* '''[[Bitch\|Claire]]:''' Mocked constantly for having a ridiculously nasally voice, always whining about CHAAAARHHHLLIEEEE!!!! and bitching about her BAAAEE-BEEEEE!!!!, Aaron, a.k.a. [[Penis\|Turnip Head]]. She is the only Australian on a flight originating from Australia, besides that Cindy cunt who was a other all along or whatever fuck happened, no one cares. She's dead or a ghost or some shit like that, recently reappeared as she enjoyed her former [[emo]] life in the dark rape cabin with her father. She is now the second coming of the French jungle bitch, and also [[fat]].

	* '''[[Terrorist\|Sayid]]:''' [[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?\|Iraqi]] with 1337 skillz. Torturer. Breaks necks with his feet for the [[lulz]]. Always finding new things to triangulate. Every woman he falls in love with ends up murdered. Did Benjamin's bidding and killed many people—including himself—because he's too retarded to realize he's a tool. Recently became [[Star Wars\|Darth Vader]] after The Monster offered to bring his dead girlfriend back to life. He later had a change of heart and went [[an hero]] [[For great justice\|to save every one else's lives]], or because he is [[Islam\|muslim]] and [[Jihad\|that's just what muslims do]].		* '''[[Terrorist\|Sayid]]:''' [[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?\|Iraqi]] with 1337 skillz. Torturer. Breaks necks with his feet for the [[lulz]]. Always finding new things to triangulate. Every woman he falls in love with ends up murdered. Did Benjamin's bidding and killed many people—including himself—because he's too retarded to realize he's a tool. Recently became [[Star Wars\|Darth Vader]] after The Monster offered to bring his dead girlfriend back to life. He later had a change of heart and went [[an hero]] [[For great justice\|to save every one else's lives]], or because he is [[Islam\|muslim]] and [[Jihad\|that's just what muslims do]].

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	* '''[[An hero\|Michael]]:''' [[Nigra]]. Known for stealing watches and watermelon. Also <s>yells for</s> abandoning his son in typical [[Child Abuse\|black fashion]]. Left the island after his stash of KFC was blown up by Locke. Only line in the whole series was [[LINK MAH BOIIIII\|"MAH BOI!!!"]], repeated [[over 9000]] times an episode. He returned to the island, but nobody gave a shit.		* '''[[An hero\|Michael]]:''' [[Nigra]]. Known for stealing watches and watermelon. Also <s>yells for</s> abandoning his son in typical [[Child Abuse\|black fashion]]. Left the island after his stash of KFC was blown up by Locke. Only line in the whole series was [[LINK MAH BOIIIII\|"MAH BOI!!!"]], repeated [[over 9000]] times an episode. He returned to the island, but nobody gave a shit.
	<~~video type="~~youtube~~" id="A_wnh0I3Bg0&autoplay=0" width="200" height="180" position="left" desc="~~[[faggot\|WAAALLLTTTT!!1]]"/>		<youtube>5_ZvUxkDGSI</youtube>[[faggot\|WAAALLLTTTT!!1]]"

	* '''[[Baw\|Walt]]:''' Is actually Walt [[Disney]], but came back as a black person, and does creepy shit like kill Shannon, which is a good thing. [[John Locke]] [[Stalker\|stalks]] him so he can be the world's craziest wheelchair [[pedophile]]. Basically has nothing else to do but tell his father to [[GTFO]] because he told Walt he killed two [[women]] as the actors were due to be killed off because they got [[Arrested\|raped]]. Meanwhile, Ben and Hurley kidnapped him from a mental hospital to visit his dead father, because he forgot some left over [[KFC]].		* '''[[Baw\|Walt]]:''' Is actually Walt [[Disney]], but came back as a black person, and does creepy shit like kill Shannon, which is a good thing. [[John Locke]] [[Stalker\|stalks]] him so he can be the world's craziest wheelchair [[pedophile]]. Basically has nothing else to do but tell his father to [[GTFO]] because he told Walt he killed two [[women]] as the actors were due to be killed off because they got [[Arrested\|raped]]. Meanwhile, Ben and Hurley kidnapped him from a mental hospital to visit his dead father, because he forgot some left over [[KFC]].

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

			* [http://lurkmore.to/Lost "Lost"] at lurkmore.to
	* [http://www.lostpedia.com Lostpedia]		* [http://www.lostpedia.com Lostpedia]
	* [http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jackface Jackface] The many hilarious faces of Jack		* [http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jackface Jackface] The many hilarious faces of Jack

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	{{~~Television~~}}		{{TV Shows}}

	[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

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	\|Desmond's ability to predict the future is actually him somehow channeling predictions from The Island or the magnetic force itself. This is demonstrated through the similarities between the hieroglyphs witnessed by [[Locke]], which were displayed on the Countdown Timer during the system failure, and Desmond's prediction. One interpretation of the hieroglyphs Locke saw in the hatch is "She/Rises to the sky/in Flames//He/Dies." The first part, "She/Rises to the sky/in Flames/" is the female part of the sentence (it's on a red background) and the second part "He/Dies" is male and is on black. This sounds similar to Desmond's prediction about Claire and Aaron getting into a helicopter and Charlie dying in The Looking Glass. SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE IS ~~DEADDesmond~~'s abilities will develop and evolve as the series continues leading to the point of which he can travel through space and time at will. Because of this he will appear in other character's flashbacks and flashforwards with the knowledge he has in the present and try to stop them from coming to the island. The sound you hear between flashbacks and present event is the sound of Desmond breaking through time. The quarantine may also have been faked by Ben and the Others after the Purge, to keep the station inhabitants in their stations, and keep their various experiments running. The Monster would then be a security system meant to enforce the Quarantine, and perhaps deliver the Periodic Food Drops as well. Boone is alive and living underground with Charlie and Eko.\|Typical Lostpedia User, ''A theory on why the polar bears attacked Sawyer in the first episode''.		\|<small>Desmond's ability to predict the future is actually him somehow channeling predictions from The Island or the magnetic force itself. This is demonstrated through the similarities between the hieroglyphs witnessed by [[Locke]], which were displayed on the Countdown Timer during the system failure, and Desmond's prediction. One interpretation of the hieroglyphs Locke saw in the hatch is "She/Rises to the sky/in Flames//He/Dies." The first part, "She/Rises to the sky/in Flames/" is the female part of the sentence (it's on a red background) and the second part "He/Dies" is male and is on black. This sounds similar to Desmond's prediction about Claire and Aaron getting into a helicopter and Charlie dying in The Looking Glass. SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE IS DEAD Desmond's abilities will develop and evolve as the series continues leading to the point of which he can travel through space and time at will. Because of this he will appear in other character's flashbacks and flashforwards with the knowledge he has in the present and try to stop them from coming to the island. The sound you hear between flashbacks and present event is the sound of Desmond breaking through time. The quarantine may also have been faked by Ben and the Others after the Purge, to keep the station inhabitants in their stations, and keep their various experiments running. The Monster would then be a security system meant to enforce the Quarantine, and perhaps deliver the Periodic Food Drops as well. Boone is alive and living underground with Charlie and Eko.\|Typical Lostpedia User, ''A theory on why the polar bears attacked Sawyer in the first episode''.

	\|Aside from the theory that Richard Alpert is a vain metrosexual stuck on a permanent vacation, I think that Alpert's eyeliner relates to his immortality...like a ~~pharoah~~ or something...I've been researching all day, but can't find a conclusive connection to the ancient world, immortality and the wearing of eyeliner.<br /><br />Anyone want to help out?\|jtavano on [http://forum.lostpedia.com/archive/index.php/t-5564.html "The importance of Alpert's eyeliner"]}}</center>		\|Aside from the theory that Richard Alpert is a vain metrosexual stuck on a permanent vacation, I think that Alpert's eyeliner relates to his immortality...like a pharaoh or something...I've been researching all day, but can't find a conclusive connection to the ancient world, immortality and the wearing of eyeliner.<br /><br />Anyone want to help out?\|jtavano on [http://forum.lostpedia.com/archive/index.php/t-5564.html "The importance of Alpert's eyeliner"</small>]}}</center>

	== [[Scientology\|COS]] claims Lost Island run by [[Anonymous]] ==		== [[Scientology\|COS]] claims Lost Island run by [[Anonymous]] ==

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	* '''[[British\|Charlie]]:''' Pronounced "Chah-ley". Heroin addict, brainwashed Mr. Eko follower, and bassist in the fictional band [[Cock\|Driveshaft]]. All he ever does is redeem himself and try to drown Claire's BAAAEE-BEEEEE!!!!. Fucks Jack's sister Clair. While completely stoned, he hears that Frodo Baggins is in a secret underwater base and goes down to save him. Drowns in the process after realizing it's too late and that Hobbits can't swim.		* '''[[British\|Charlie]]:''' Pronounced "Chah-ley". Heroin addict, brainwashed Mr. Eko follower, and bassist in the fictional band [[Cock\|Driveshaft]]. All he ever does is redeem himself and try to drown Claire's BAAAEE-BEEEEE!!!!. Fucks Jack's sister Clair. While completely stoned, he hears that Frodo Baggins is in a secret underwater base and goes down to save him. Drowns in the process after realizing it's too late and that Hobbits can't swim.

	* '''[[Bitch\|Claire]]:''' Mocked constantly for having a ridiculously nasally voice, always whining about CHAAAARHHHLLIEEEE!!!! and bitching about her BAAAEE-BEEEEE!!!!, Aaron, a.k.a. [[Penis\|Turnip Head]]. She is the only Australian on a flight originating from Australia. She's dead or a ghost or some shit like that, recently reappeared as she enjoyed her former [[emo]] life in the dark rape cabin with her father. She is now the second coming of the French jungle bitch, and also [[fat]].		* '''[[Bitch\|Claire]]:''' Mocked constantly for having a ridiculously nasally voice, always whining about CHAAAARHHHLLIEEEE!!!! and bitching about her BAAAEE-BEEEEE!!!!, Aaron, a.k.a. [[Penis\|Turnip Head]]. She is the only Australian on a flight originating from Australia, besides that Cindy cunt who was a other all along or whatever fuck happened, no one cares. She's dead or a ghost or some shit like that, recently reappeared as she enjoyed her former [[emo]] life in the dark rape cabin with her father. She is now the second coming of the French jungle bitch, and also [[fat]].

	* '''[[Terrorist\|Sayid]]:''' [[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?\|Iraqi]] with 1337 skillz. Torturer. Breaks necks with his feet for the [[lulz]]. Always finding new things to triangulate. Every woman he falls in love with ends up murdered. Did Benjamin's bidding and killed many people—including himself—because he's too retarded to realize he's a tool. Recently became [[Star Wars\|Darth Vader]] after The Monster offered to bring his dead girlfriend back to life. He later had a change of heart and went [[an hero]] [[For great justice\|to save every one else's lives]], or because he is [[Islam\|muslim]] and [[Jihad\|that's just what muslims do]].		* '''[[Terrorist\|Sayid]]:''' [[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?\|Iraqi]] with 1337 skillz. Torturer. Breaks necks with his feet for the [[lulz]]. Always finding new things to triangulate. Every woman he falls in love with ends up murdered. Did Benjamin's bidding and killed many people—including himself—because he's too retarded to realize he's a tool. Recently became [[Star Wars\|Darth Vader]] after The Monster offered to bring his dead girlfriend back to life. He later had a change of heart and went [[an hero]] [[For great justice\|to save every one else's lives]], or because he is [[Islam\|muslim]] and [[Jihad\|that's just what muslims do]].

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	* '''[[An hero\|Michael]]:''' [[Nigra]]. Known for stealing watches and watermelon. Also <s>yells for</s> abandoning his son in typical [[Child Abuse\|black fashion]]. Left the island after his stash of KFC was blown up by Locke. Only line in the whole series was [[LINK MAH BOIIIII\|"MAH BOI!!!"]], repeated [[over 9000]] times an episode. He returned to the island, but nobody gave a shit.		* '''[[An hero\|Michael]]:''' [[Nigra]]. Known for stealing watches and watermelon. Also <s>yells for</s> abandoning his son in typical [[Child Abuse\|black fashion]]. Left the island after his stash of KFC was blown up by Locke. Only line in the whole series was [[LINK MAH BOIIIII\|"MAH BOI!!!"]], repeated [[over 9000]] times an episode. He returned to the island, but nobody gave a shit.
	<~~video type="~~youtube~~" id="A_wnh0I3Bg0&autoplay=0" width="200" height="180" position="left" desc="~~[[faggot\|WAAALLLTTTT!!1]]"/>		<youtube>5_ZvUxkDGSI</youtube>[[faggot\|WAAALLLTTTT!!1]]"

	* '''[[Baw\|Walt]]:''' Is actually Walt [[Disney]], but came back as a black person, and does creepy shit like kill Shannon, which is a good thing. [[John Locke]] [[Stalker\|stalks]] him so he can be the world's craziest wheelchair [[pedophile]]. Basically has nothing else to do but tell his father to [[GTFO]] because he told Walt he killed two [[women]] as the actors were due to be killed off because they got [[Arrested\|raped]]. Meanwhile, Ben and Hurley kidnapped him from a mental hospital to visit his dead father, because he forgot some left over [[KFC]].		* '''[[Baw\|Walt]]:''' Is actually Walt [[Disney]], but came back as a black person, and does creepy shit like kill Shannon, which is a good thing. [[John Locke]] [[Stalker\|stalks]] him so he can be the world's craziest wheelchair [[pedophile]]. Basically has nothing else to do but tell his father to [[GTFO]] because he told Walt he killed two [[women]] as the actors were due to be killed off because they got [[Arrested\|raped]]. Meanwhile, Ben and Hurley kidnapped him from a mental hospital to visit his dead father, because he forgot some left over [[KFC]].