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Women

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	== Women ==		== Women ==

	[[Women]] are teh opposites of logic. This has perplexed [[intellectual]]s since the early [[At_least_100_years_ago\|Victorian Era]]. At the time, it was believed that [[women]] lacked the ability to use logic because they were insatiably horny and motivated solely by their desire to have sex and die at thirty-four, giving birth to their two-dozenth child. It was thought that without constant supervision, a woman would be seduced by the first bounder who got her alone and told her as long as they kept their clothes mostly on, it didn't count as sex.		[[Women]] are teh opposites of logic. This has perplexed [[intellectual]]s since the early [[At_least_100_years_ago\|Victorian Era]]. At the time, it was believed that [[women]] lacked the ability to use logic because they were insatiably horny and motivated solely by their desire to have sex and die at thirty-four, giving birth to their two-dozenth child. It was thought that without constant supervision, a woman would be [[rape\|seduced]] by the first bounder who got her alone and told her as long as they kept their clothes mostly on, it didn't count as sex.

	While this is still very true, this stereotype has reversed itself in the 21st Century due largely to a massive PR campaign by shitty stand-up comedians and the [[feminazis]] who claim women are superior communicators, which is why they fill [[college]]s more than [[men]]. In actuality, this is complete bullshit that is only believed by other women and castrated liberal faggots, and college is for [[/b/tard]] [[fail]]~~res~~ that can't get into universities (though universities suck too, as anyone with logic can enter them).		While this is still very true, this stereotype has reversed itself in the 21st Century due largely to a massive PR campaign by shitty stand-up comedians and the [[feminazis]] who claim women are superior communicators, which is why they fill [[college]]s more than [[men]]. In actuality, this is complete bullshit that is only believed by other women and castrated liberal faggots, and college is for [[/b/tard]] [[fail]]ures that can't get into universities (though universities suck too, as anyone with logic can enter them).

	In reality, the only form of logic known to the common woman is girl logic. If you <s>decide</s> [[Joe Biden\|are forced to argue with a woman]] do not be distracted by the following:		In reality, the only form of logic known to the common woman is girl logic. If you <s>decide</s> [[Joe Biden\|are forced to argue with a woman]] do not be distracted by the following:

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Lolgic */

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Lolgic

imported>Hagibor: /* See also */

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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 08:18, 20 February 2016

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	{{Spoilers\|Kurt Gödel incompleteness theorems prove that logic is bullshit! Contradictions have as much validity as non-contradictions; there is no truth}}		{{Spoilers\|Kurt Gödel's incompleteness theorems prove that logic is bullshit! Contradictions have as much validity as non-contradictions; there is no truth}}

	[[Image:ITS_LOGIC_BITCH.jpg\|thumb\|[[This looks shopped\|Indeed it is]]]]		[[Image:ITS_LOGIC_BITCH.jpg\|thumb\|[[This looks shopped\|Indeed it is]]]]
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	* [[Wikipedia:Gödel's incompleteness theorems]]		* [[Wikipedia:Gödel's incompleteness theorems]]
	* {{ytlink\|i2KP1vWkQ6Y\|Kurt Godel: The World's Most Incredible Mind (Part 1 of 3)}}		* {{ytlink\|i2KP1vWkQ6Y\|"Kurt Godel: The World's Most Incredible Mind (Part 1 of 3)"}}

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 08:17, 20 February 2016

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			{{Spoilers\|Kurt Gödel incompleteness theorems prove that logic is bullshit! Contradictions have as much validity as non-contradictions; there is no truth}}

	[[Image:ITS_LOGIC_BITCH.jpg\|thumb\|[[This looks shopped\|Indeed it is]]]]		[[Image:ITS_LOGIC_BITCH.jpg\|thumb\|[[This looks shopped\|Indeed it is]]]]
	[[Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg\|thumb\|Logic has a run-in with indoctrination]]		[[Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg\|thumb\|Logic has a run-in with indoctrination]]
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	== External links ==		== External links ==

	* [[Wikipedia:Gödel's incompleteness theorems~~\|"Logic is bullshit" —Kurt Gödel, Austrian mathematician]], a [[TL;DR~~]] ~~response to [[Wikipedia:Principia Mathematica~~\|~~''Principia Mathematica'']] ([[Wat~~\|~~a 600 page book that proved that 1+1=2 on p. 300]]), which was written in response to [[Wikipedia~~:~~Russel's paradox\|Russel~~'s ~~paradox]]~~ (know as the "[[Wikipedia:Barber paradox\|Barber paradox]]" by [[noobs]]): the antithesis to the [[Wikipedia:Set theory\|set theory]]. Thus, all of the [[Drama\|internet bickering]] over logic and fallacies was one big waste of time because from a physical (in lieu of ~~metaphyscial~~) ~~standpoint it is unknowable if logic is true—although one can have faith.~~		* [[Wikipedia:Gödel's incompleteness theorems]]
			* {{ytlink\|i2KP1vWkQ6Y\|Kurt Godel: The World's Most Incredible Mind (Part 1 of 3)}}

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Circular Logic */

2016-01-18T02:21:43Z

Circular Logic

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	*Therefore, God doesn't exist		*Therefore, God doesn't exist

	===[[Circular Logic]]===		=== Circular Logic ===

			{{Main\|Circular Logic}}

	The most common logical fallacy, it happens when the conclusion reiterates the premises that supported it. In other words, its like saying that you were right to begin with ([[dumbass\|and you weren't]]).		The most common logical fallacy, it happens when the conclusion reiterates the premises that supported it. In other words, its like saying that you were right to begin with ([[dumbass\|and you weren't]]).

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* External links */

2016-01-18T02:13:59Z

External links

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	{{trolls}}		{{trolls}}
	{{FoxNews}}		{{FoxNews}}

	{{Timeline\|Featured article October 9, [[2005]]\|[[Nikola Tesla]]\|[[Logic]]\|[[Joseph Evers]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article October 9, [[2005]]\|[[Nikola Tesla]]\|[[Logic]]\|[[Joseph Evers]]}}

			[[Category:Logic\| ]]
	[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* See also */

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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* See also */

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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* External links */ ED: Postmodern or Neoreaction?

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External links: ED: Postmodern or Neoreaction?

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	== External links ==		== External links ==

	* [[Wikipedia:Gödel's incompleteness theorems\|"Logic is bullshit" —Kurt Gödel, Austrian mathematician]], [[TL;DR]] response to [[Wikipedia:Principia Mathematica\|''Principia Mathematica'']] ([[Wat\|a 600 page book that proved that 1+1=2 on p. 300]]), which was written in response to [[Wikipedia:Russel's paradox\|Russel's paradox]] (know as the "[[Wikipedia:Barber paradox\|Barber paradox]]" by [[noobs]]): the antithesis to the [[Wikipedia:Set theory\|set theory]].		* [[Wikipedia:Gödel's incompleteness theorems\|"Logic is bullshit" —Kurt Gödel, Austrian mathematician]], a [[TL;DR]] response to [[Wikipedia:Principia Mathematica\|''Principia Mathematica'']] ([[Wat\|a 600 page book that proved that 1+1=2 on p. 300]]), which was written in response to [[Wikipedia:Russel's paradox\|Russel's paradox]] (know as the "[[Wikipedia:Barber paradox\|Barber paradox]]" by [[noobs]]): the antithesis to the [[Wikipedia:Set theory\|set theory]]. Thus, all of the [[Drama\|internet bickering]] over logic and fallacies was one big waste of time because from a physical (in lieu of metaphyscial) standpoint it is unknowable if logic is true—although one can have faith.

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	* [[LOGIC AND REASON]]		* [[LOGIC AND REASON]]
			* [[Occam's Razor]]

	'''Shit logic:'''		'''Shit logic:'''

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	== See also ==		== See also ==

			* [[LOGIC AND REASON]]

	'''Shit logic:'''		'''Shit logic:'''

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	== See also ==		== See also ==

	* [[Fallacious reasoning~~\|Tons of~~]] [[Faulty Logic~~\|pages that~~]] [[Questionable logic~~\|talk about~~]] ~~the same damn thing.~~		'''Shit logic:'''

			* [[Fallacious reasoning]]
			* [[Faulty Logic]]
			* [[Questionable logic]]
	* [[Circular logic]]		* [[Circular logic]]
			* [[Ad hominem]]
			* [[Strawman]]

			'''Other:'''

	* [[Venn diagram]]		* [[Venn diagram]]
	* [[Theoretical physics]]		* [[Theoretical physics]]
	* [[Ad hominem]]
	* [[Strawman]]
	* [[PsyOps]]		* [[PsyOps]]

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	\|You are a [[Christian]] \|\| [[Evolution]] sux \|\| You're a [[fat]] [[ugly]] [[retard\|retarded]] piece of [[shit]] [[Redneck]] [[Americunt]] who [[Pedo\|rapes 13-year-old boys]], just like [[W]].		\|You are a [[Christian]] \|\| [[Evolution]] sux \|\| You're a [[fat]] [[ugly]] [[retard\|retarded]] piece of [[shit]] [[Redneck]] [[Americunt]] who [[Pedo\|rapes 13-year-old boys]], just like [[W]].
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	\|You are a [[intellectual\|scientist]] \|\| Evolution is [[fact]] \|\| You're a [[Satan]]-worshipping [[furry]] [[liberal]] Jew [[goronchev\|smart-ass]] who luvs to [[Up_the_ass\|~~takes it~~ up the ass]].		\|You are a [[intellectual\|scientist]] \|\| Evolution is [[fact]] \|\| You're a [[Satan]]-worshipping [[furry]] [[liberal]] Jew [[goronchev\|smart-ass]] who luvs to takes it [[Up_the_ass\|up the ass]] rough and raw.
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	\|You use [[Linux]] \|\| [[Windows]] sux \|\| You are a [[fat]] [[anime]]-watching [[basement dweller\|basement dwelling]] penguin-fucker who luvs to [[Up_the_ass\|takes it up the ass]] and thinks they are [[Unwarranted_self-importance\|better at computers than everyone]].		\|You use [[Linux]] \|\| [[Windows]] sux \|\| You are a [[fat]] [[anime]]-watching [[basement dweller\|basement dwelling]] penguin-fucker who luvs to [[Up_the_ass\|takes it up the ass]] and thinks they are [[Unwarranted_self-importance\|better at computers than everyone]].
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	\|You're [[Nigra\|black]] \|\| Fried Chicken is too expensive \|\| You wish you were [[White_people\|white]].		\|You're [[Nigra\|black]] \|\| Fried Chicken is too expensive \|\| You wish you were [[White_people\|white]].
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	\|You're [[Azn\|Asian]] \|\| [[Tits_or_leave\|Tits or GTFO]] \|\| You have no tits and you are a [[pedo]] [[communism\|commie]] from [[Japan]] with a slanty [[vagina]] who worships [[Santa Claus]] because you think he's the illegitimate ~~child~~ of [[Jesus]] and [[chav\|David Beckham.]]		\|You're [[Azn\|Asian]] \|\| [[Tits_or_leave\|Tits or GTFO]] \|\| You have no tits and you are a [[pedo]] [[communism\|commie]] from [[Japan]] with a slanty [[vagina]] who worships [[Santa Claus]] because you think he's the illegitimate rape baby of [[Jesus]] and [[chav\|David Beckham.]]
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	\|You're [[Hispanic]] \|\| QUE PASA ~~SENOR~~ \|\| You are a fat, Spanish-speaking immigrant who came over from Mexico to steal our jobs and infect American culture with quesadillas and [[swine flu]].		\|You're [[Hispanic]] \|\| QUE PASA SEÑOR \|\| You are a fat, Spanish-speaking immigrant who came over from Mexico to steal our jobs and healthcare and infect American culture with quesadillas, delectably throbbing baby-arm chorizos, and [[swine flu]].
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	\|You're a Jew \|\| You're still alive \|\| [[Holocaust\|Go die in a hole.]]		\|You're a Jew \|\| You're still alive \|\| [[Holocaust\|Go die in a hole.]]
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	\|You're a [[Muslim]] \|\| You're a man \|\| You are therefore a [[Nigra]] with sand in your [[vagina]]		\|You're a [[Muslim]] \|\| You're a man \|\| You are therefore a [[Nigra]] with sand in your [[vagina]].
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	\|You are a [[btard\|/b/tard]] \|\| DESUDESUDESU \|\| Therefore you are a [[weeaboo]] [[pedo]] who spouts memes and torments others and [[pretty cool guy\|~~doesn~~'t afraid of anything]].		\|You are a [[btard\|/b/tard]] \|\| DESUDESUDESU \|\| Therefore you are a [[weeaboo]] [[pedo]] who spouts memes like you have Tourette's and torments others and [[pretty cool guy\|isn't afraid of anything]].
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	\|You are a [[furry]] \|\| yiff yiff scritch murr \|\| You are a [[fat]] [[faggot]] who enjoys ~~fucking~~ others like you while in [[fursuit]]s or drawing it when you're not [[bestiality\|raping animals]] or stirring up Internets [[drama]].		\|You are a [[furry]] \|\| yiff yiff scritch murr \|\| You are a [[fat]] [[faggot]] who enjoys getting buttfucked by others like you while in [[fursuit]]s or drawing it when you're not [[bestiality\|raping animals]] or stirring up Internets [[drama]].
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	\|You are an hero \|\| You can not has iPod \|\| You were [[asking for it]].		\|You are an hero \|\| You can not has iPod \|\| You were [[asking for it]].
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	\|You are an EDiot \|\| LULZ \|\| You are a stupid faggot who claims to document memes but in reality only perpetuate the cancer for newfags to find and copy, further ruining everything.		\|You are an EDiot \|\| LULZ \|\| You are a stupid, anally gifted faggot who claims to document memes but in reality only perpetuate the cancer for newfags to find and copy, further ruining everything.
	\|}		\|}