Lock Legion - Revision history

imported>Yellowbird: Undo revision 1136478 by Bigbrainboyo (talk) Don't think because the article size hasn't changed that someone won't notice

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Undo revision 1136478 by Bigbrainboyo (talk) Don't think because the article size hasn't changed that someone won't notice

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imported>SomePrickNamedMemphis at 21:51, 27 December 2016

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	[[Image:Strawberrylock.png\|thumb\|200px\|MAN, THIS HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE.]]		[[Image:Strawberrylock.png\|thumb\|200px\|MAN, THIS HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE.]]

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	'''Other Noteworthy Members:'''		'''Other Noteworthy Members:'''
	[[Image:Sensitive_pumpkin.png\|thumb\|Pumpkin Lock is an [[anorexic]] [[whore]] of a man, who will gladly suck the highest ranking member's [[cock]] for his main source of protien.]]		[[Image:Sensitive_pumpkin.png\|thumb\|Pumpkin Lock is an [[anorexic]] [[whore]] of a man, who will gladly suck the highest ranking member's [[cock]] for his main source of protien.]]

			* DarkSquidge Lock - Commonly known as [[Tomska\|Thomas Ridgewell]], Talentless '''"Animator"''' who later gained fame and popularity through working on Eddsworld after the creator died

	* 8-Ball Lock - Talentless [[asian]] member who spends more time on [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]] and [[FPS]] games than actual creation of flash.		* 8-Ball Lock - Talentless [[asian]] member who spends more time on [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]] and [[FPS]] games than actual creation of flash.

imported>MasterKuronagi: /* External Links */ updated valid Link for Facebook on Lock Legion ~~~MasterKuronagi

2015-03-11T22:45:26Z

External Links: updated valid Link for Facebook on Lock Legion ~~~MasterKuronagi

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imported>MasterKuronagi: /* External Links */ updated valid Link for Facebook on Lock Legion ~~~MasterKuronagi

2015-03-11T22:45:26Z

External Links: updated valid Link for Facebook on Lock Legion ~~~MasterKuronagi

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imported>MasterKuronagi: /* External Links */ updated valid Link for Facebook on Lock Legion ~~~MasterKuronagi

2015-03-11T22:45:26Z

External Links: updated valid Link for Facebook on Lock Legion ~~~MasterKuronagi

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imported>MasterKuronagi: /* External Links */ updated valid Link for Facebook on Lock Legion ~~~MasterKuronagi

2015-03-11T22:45:26Z

External Links: updated valid Link for Facebook on Lock Legion ~~~MasterKuronagi

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	*<s>[http://www.locklegion.com The Lock Legion website.]</s> it's officially dead because of Corpsegrinderclock and McNeb.		*<s>[http://www.locklegion.com The Lock Legion website.]</s> it's officially dead because of Corpsegrinderclock and McNeb.
	*[http://thelocklegion.com/ The Updated Website, they added a The because CorpseGrinderClock Doxxed the old site!]		*[http://thelocklegion.com/ The Updated Website, they added a The because CorpseGrinderClock Doxxed the old site!]
	*[~~http~~://www.~~facbook~~.com/~~LockLegion~~ Yup, Facebook is now known to accept these faggots as a community]		*[https://www.facebook.com/groups/169591469733960/ Yup, Facebook is now known to accept these faggots as a community]

	[[Category:Cliques]][[category:Sites]][[category:People]]		[[Category:Cliques]][[category:Sites]][[category:People]]

imported>MasterKuronagi: /* External Links */ new domain and crossed out the old outdated one! also a Facebook Link ~~~~MasterKuronagi

2015-03-11T22:41:43Z

External Links: new domain and crossed out the old outdated one! also a Facebook Link ~~~~MasterKuronagi

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	*[http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/locklegion.html A bunch of Lock Legion movies. They don't make them anymore.]		*[http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/locklegion.html A bunch of Lock Legion movies. They don't make them anymore.]
	*[http://www.locklegion.com The Lock Legion website.]		*<s>[http://www.locklegion.com The Lock Legion website.]</s> it's officially dead because of Corpsegrinderclock and McNeb.
			*[http://thelocklegion.com/ The Updated Website, they added a The because CorpseGrinderClock Doxxed the old site!]
			*[http://www.facbook.com/LockLegion Yup, Facebook is now known to accept these faggots as a community]

	[[Category:Cliques]][[category:Sites]][[category:People]]		[[Category:Cliques]][[category:Sites]][[category:People]]

imported>MasterKuronagi: /* Members */ added Cherrylock, Arrow and Others ~~~~MasterKuronagi

2015-03-11T22:33:52Z

Members: added Cherrylock, Arrow and Others ~~~~MasterKuronagi

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	* A token black person		* A token black person
	* [[Nazis]] most of which are too cool for the [[Douche\|Lock Legionnaire passes]]		* [[Nazis]] most of which are too cool for the [[Douche\|Lock Legionnaire passes]]
	* [[Jewgrounds\|Newgrounds]] who hate the Clock crew and wants to join the Locks of El Fartos.		* [[Jewgrounds\|Newgrounds]] members who hate the Clock crew and wants to join the Locks of El Fartos.

	'''Current Lock Legion Staff:'''		'''Current Lock Legion Staff:'''
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	* Arm Lock - a Dumbass from [[England\|UK ville]] who makes [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|dumb shit flashes]] that talks bad to		* Arm Lock - a Dumbass from [[England\|UK ville]] who makes [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|dumb shit flashes]] that talks bad to
	new Lock members while eating Fish and dicks like [[Nigger\|Kanye West]].		new Lock members while eating Fish and dicks like [[Nigger\|Kanye West]].

			* Arrow Lock - He's now mouselock, This guy has [[Aspergers\|Anger Issue]] that me came up with a [[Nigger\|Black yourselves lock memes]]. This shit was a [[Unfunny\|Fabulous Bandwagon]] caused by mr [[Uganda\|Eat da poo poo Martin Ssempa Jr]] Himself!

	* Aubergine Lock - Raging [[alcoholic]] and [[Metal (music)\|metal]] head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.		* Aubergine Lock - Raging [[alcoholic]] and [[Metal (music)\|metal]] head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.
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	* Cloud Lock- aka '''Wonchop''' the fucking [[Wigger\|Britishman]] Himself, Even though he quit LL since 2008, His name is everywhere like		* Cloud Lock- aka '''Wonchop''' the fucking [[Wigger\|Britishman]] Himself, Even though he quit LL since 2008, His name is everywhere like
	No one cares. [[Weeaboo\|Final Fantasy Cloud guy]] who wishes to be Asian more than any member of Lock Legion.		No one cares. [[Weeaboo\|Final Fantasy Cloud guy]] who wishes to be Asian more than any member of Lock Legion.

			* Cherry Lock - some [[Mexican\|Beaner]] who came from 7-Eleven and offered a Tortilla for Masterlock, they became great buddies while
			Snorting Bacon grease from Oscar Meyer Little ass [[Taco Bell\|Grade F Baconbits]]

	* Converse Lock- Frylock's personal [[gay\|Bitch]], He joined in 2006 and feels like [[Fucktard\|Fryman have a damn about him.]] His brother Elfonzo77 is a lot cooler than this [[Retard\|Stupid Homosexual]] who eats french fries with a mp3 player as a plate!		* Converse Lock- Frylock's personal [[gay\|Bitch]], He joined in 2006 and feels like [[Fucktard\|Fryman have a damn about him.]] His brother Elfonzo77 is a lot cooler than this [[Retard\|Stupid Homosexual]] who eats french fries with a mp3 player as a plate!

imported>MasterKuronagi: /* Members */ added some other members for LULZ

2015-03-11T22:19:38Z

Members: added some other members for LULZ

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	* Explosive Lock - A [[Belgium\|Belgian]] loser who thinks he's [[cool]] by depicting his character wearing sunglasses.		* Explosive Lock - A [[Belgium\|Belgian]] loser who thinks he's [[cool]] by depicting his character wearing sunglasses.

	* Grey Lock - An [[unfunny]] retard from [[Boston]]. Spends his nights with his butt buddy MasterLock and has an obsession with [[Pokemon]] and [[video games]] in general. Also suspected of liking [[Dragon Ball Z]].		* Grey Lock - An [[unfunny]] retard from [[Boston]]. Spends his nights with his butt buddy MasterLock, and Frylock and has an obsession with [[Pokemon]] and [[video games]] in general. Also suspected of liking [[Naruto]] & [[Dragon Ball Z]]. He's also has a dick [[Nigger\| A size of a subway 5 dollar footlong]]!

	* Jujube Lock - [[Hippie]] [[liberal]] treehugger.		* Jujube Lock - [[Hippie]] [[liberal]] treehugger.
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	Bacon. He's worst than [[Wigger\|King Curtis]] from Wifeswap.		Bacon. He's worst than [[Wigger\|King Curtis]] from Wifeswap.

	* Communist Lock - Former [[nazi\|Nazi]] ~~mod~~ who has a secret fetish for [[Hello Kitty\|Hello Kitty]]. Also, a two star Janitor for		* Coffee Lock - some [[Nigger\|Choclate Face]] that had AIDS and cancer. Although some said he's a [[weeaboo]] and also has a fetish for [[Thongs\|Pantyshot]]! He eats [[Chikins\|Good Old Country meat]] and brags about his [[Shit\|epicness]]! He maybe dead, no one has heard from this [[Fucktard\|White guy Chocolatté]]!


			* Communist Lock - Former [[nazi\|Nazi]] <s>Mod</s> who has a secret fetish for [[Hello Kitty\|Hello Kitty]]. Also, a two star Janitor for
	a guy in Massachusetts. '''Now De-moded''' because He's that much of a [[Fag\|Dumbass Loser]]		a guy in Massachusetts. '''Now De-moded''' because He's that much of a [[Fag\|Dumbass Loser]]

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	* Foreverkul/Red Bull Lock - The most [[Awesome\|Swell lock]] in existence. He pissed off Peachlock and gets a 999 day ban and		* Foreverkul/Red Bull Lock - The most [[Awesome\|Swell lock]] in existence. He pissed off Peachlock and gets a 999 day ban and
	gets Unbanned for Improving his [[Flash Skills~~\|Kung fu~~]]. Thus he changed his Lock to Red Bull because He knows that this Club		gets Unbanned for Improving his [[Kung fu\|Flash Skills]]. Thus he changed his Lock to Red Bull because He knows that this Club
	is full of Bullshit!		is full of Bullshit!

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	* Lady-bell Lock - An [[Emo]] Gal who loves Hamtaro, that she has a house based on a Hamster Cage! This gal is a [[Weeaboo\|Wapanese]] retard from [[Wisconsin]]. She loves Wonchop and Gimpy so much She'll make a hentai based off the [[Orgasm\|Threesome]]!		* Lady-bell Lock - An [[Emo]] Gal who loves Hamtaro, that she has a house based on a Hamster Cage! This gal is a [[Weeaboo\|Wapanese]] retard from [[Wisconsin]]. She loves Wonchop and Gimpy so much She'll make a hentai based off the [[Orgasm\|Threesome]]!

			* Lip Lock - Some [[Fag]] who cries and takes the internet as a battle Arena. She wants People to suck her asshole. She's a [[Internet Tough Guy\|Badass prostitute]]!

	* Mango Lock - <s>[[Nazi]] sympathizer</s> Drug addict, who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. He is still waiting for [[internet tough guy\|superiority complex]] to arrive in the mail.		* Mango Lock - <s>[[Nazi]] sympathizer</s> Drug addict, who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. He is still waiting for [[internet tough guy\|superiority complex]] to arrive in the mail.
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	* Peach Lock - Mono-browed [[Spain\|sand nigger]] [[faggot]] who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his former [[nazi\|nazi]] regime of moderation. '''NOW WITH BOOBS AND A DICK, HE GOT A TRANSEXUAL SURGERY SO, Watch out for a He-She!'''		* Peach Lock - Mono-browed [[Spain\|sand nigger]] [[faggot]] who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his former [[nazi\|nazi]] regime of moderation. '''NOW WITH BOOBS AND A DICK, HE GOT A TRANSEXUAL SURGERY SO, Watch out for a He-She!'''

	* Pumpkin Lock - Formerly Marker Lock, A Nazi Half Dutch Half German little Bottom-feeder that often can be found attached to the [[cock]] of nearest admin or mod. Obsesses over kiddy bullshit like [[Digimon]]. Known to cosplay [[Cardcaptor Sakura]]. This bastard has [[Cancer\|Locust Schnitzel Disorder]] He believes his buddy [[Asshole\|Vozz]] is a good guy but Vozz is a [[hack\|doxxer]] who got caught by [[Jewgrounds\|NG]] and the [[~~PartyVan~~\|FBI]] for [[Pedophilia\|Child porn that sick Fuck]]!		* Pumpkin Lock - Formerly Marker Lock, A Nazi Half Dutch Half German little Bottom-feeder that often can be found attached to the [[cock]] of nearest admin or mod. Obsesses over kiddy bullshit like [[Digimon]]. Known to cosplay [[Cardcaptor Sakura]]. This bastard has [[Cancer\|Locust Schnitzel Disorder]] He believes his buddy [[Asshole\|Vozz]] is a good guy but Vozz is a [[hack\|doxxer]] who got caught by [[Jewgrounds\|NG]] and the [[Party Van\|FBI]] for [[Pedophilia\|Child porn that sick Fuck]]!

	* Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiny [[bitch]]. Also a [[pedophile]]. While fucking his underage [[girlfriend]] he inadvertently had a son and was caught in [[Marriage\|wedlock]]. He also lives in Pennsylavania to become a [[Terrorist\|Josh Bedn]] on Tomfulp's Newgrounds company!		* Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiny [[bitch]]. Also a [[pedophile]]. While fucking his underage [[girlfriend]] he inadvertently had a son and was caught in [[Marriage\|wedlock]]. He also lives in Pennsylavania to become a [[Terrorist\|Josh Bedn]] on Tomfulp's Newgrounds company!
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	* Stressball Lock - [[Fat]] trash bag squished into a [[fat]] ball. Insecure to the point of needing to be in every Lock Flash ever due to the fact that he has never done anything worth remembering in his life.		* Stressball Lock - [[Fat]] trash bag squished into a [[fat]] ball. Insecure to the point of needing to be in every Lock Flash ever due to the fact that he has never done anything worth remembering in his life.

	* Walnut Lock - One of Dots Lock's two retarded twin brothers. Shitty [[gay\|guitarist]] who thinks he is [[the shit]]. [[Fat]] as fuck, weighs [[Over 9000\|over 300]] pounds. [[stupid\|Doesn't know how to watch his own flash movies.]] Is also completely inable to make a decent post on the internet, as every single such post is either a useless quote with no added text, or completely retarded insight (or lack thereof).		* Walnut Lock - One of Dots Lock's two retarded twin brothers. Shitty [[gay\|guitarist]] who thinks he is [[Best\|the shit]]. [[Fat]] as fuck, weighs [[Over 9000\|over 300]] pounds. [[stupid\|Doesn't know how to watch his own flash movies.]] Is also completely inable to make a decent post on the internet, as every single such post is either a useless quote with no added text, or completely retarded insight (or lack thereof).

	* Virus Lock - The left testicle of [[rage]] belonging to the Lock Legion. A whining slut of a man who gets upset when he [[woman\|cannot beat a game on his first try]].		* Virus Lock - The left testicle of [[rage]] belonging to the Lock Legion. A whining slut of a man who gets upset when he [[woman\|cannot beat a game on his first try]].

imported>MasterKuronagi: /* Members */ added some new members for more Lulz and assplay ~~~~MasterKuronagi

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Members: added some new members for more Lulz and assplay ~~~~MasterKuronagi

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	* A token [[redneck]]		* A token [[redneck]]
	* A token black person		* A token black person
			* [[Nazis]] most of which are too cool for the [[Douche\|Lock Legionnaire passes]]
			* [[Jewgrounds\|Newgrounds]] who hate the Clock crew and wants to join the Locks of El Fartos.

	'''Current Lock Legion Staff:'''		'''Current Lock Legion Staff:'''

	* Almond Lock - A member who tries to cover up his lack of Flash production with shitty [[MS Paint]] drawings and school doodles. Members suck his dick to have one of these shit stains.		* Almond Lock - A member who tries to cover up his lack of Flash production with shitty [[MS Paint]] drawings and school doodles. Members suck his dick to have one of these shit stains.

			* Arm Lock - a Dumbass from [[England\|UK ville]] who makes [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|dumb shit flashes]] that talks bad to
			new Lock members while eating Fish and dicks like [[Nigger\|Kanye West]].

	* Aubergine Lock - Raging [[alcoholic]] and [[Metal (music)\|metal]] head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.		* Aubergine Lock - Raging [[alcoholic]] and [[Metal (music)\|metal]] head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.

	* Dia Lock - God-like figure in the Lock Legion who is known for its artistic ability and unfinished projects. It is also often seen for obsessively playing [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]]. Believed by many to be a [[Matrix\|brain in a jar that has been connected to the internet]].		* Cloud Lock- aka '''Wonchop''' the fucking [[Wigger\|Britishman]] Himself, Even though he quit LL since 2008, His name is everywhere like
			No one cares. [[Weeaboo\|Final Fantasy Cloud guy]] who wishes to be Asian more than any member of Lock Legion.

			* Converse Lock- Frylock's personal [[gay\|Bitch]], He joined in 2006 and feels like [[Fucktard\|Fryman have a damn about him.]] His brother Elfonzo77 is a lot cooler than this [[Retard\|Stupid Homosexual]] who eats french fries with a mp3 player as a plate!

			* Dia Lock - God-like figure in the Lock Legion who is known for its artistic ability and unfinished projects. It is also often seen for obsessively playing [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]]. Believed by many to be a [[Matrix\|brain in a jar that has been connected to the internet]]
			. Like El Peachy, He's a confirmed Transsexual who is [[Azn\|Japanese]]!

	* Explosive Lock - A [[Belgium\|Belgian]] loser who thinks he's [[cool]] by depicting his character wearing sunglasses.		* Explosive Lock - A [[Belgium\|Belgian]] loser who thinks he's [[cool]] by depicting his character wearing sunglasses.
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	* 8-Ball Lock - Talentless [[asian]] member who spends more time on [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]] and [[FPS]] games than actual creation of flash.		* 8-Ball Lock - Talentless [[asian]] member who spends more time on [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]] and [[FPS]] games than actual creation of flash.

	* Master Lock - N00blet and also a suspected [[babyfur]].		* Master Lock - N00blet and also a suspected [[babyfur]]. He is also a [[India\|Half-Indian dick]] little bastard that fucks pigs for
			Bacon. He's worst than [[Wigger\|King Curtis]] from Wifeswap.

	* Communist Lock - Former [[nazi\|Nazi]] mod who has a secret fetish for [[Hello Kitty\|Hello Kitty]].		* Communist Lock - Former [[nazi\|Nazi]] mod who has a secret fetish for [[Hello Kitty\|Hello Kitty]]. Also, a two star Janitor for
			a guy in Massachusetts. '''Now De-moded''' because He's that much of a [[Fag\|Dumbass Loser]]

	* Dots Lock- A [[wigger]] living in the suburbs with his parents. Enjoys riding scooters, [[rap\|DMX]] and other black person music. When he was a moderator, his bans had reasons such as "fuck you" or "shut up"; a true [[internet tough guy\|badass]]. Also has two [[retarded]] brothers.		* Dots Lock- A [[wigger]] living in the suburbs with his parents. Enjoys riding scooters, [[rap\|DMX]] and other black person music. When he was a moderator, his bans had reasons such as "fuck you" or "shut up"; a true [[internet tough guy\|badass]]. Also has two [[retarded]] brothers.
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	* Clock Lock - Overly emotional [[liberal]] Mexican [[bitch]] who pretends to be a psychologist when she is in fact bat shit crazy. Her [[MSN]] conversations have wreaked havoc on the fragile structure of the group itself.		* Clock Lock - Overly emotional [[liberal]] Mexican [[bitch]] who pretends to be a psychologist when she is in fact bat shit crazy. Her [[MSN]] conversations have wreaked havoc on the fragile structure of the group itself.

			* Donut Lock - a Cousin of Clocky but a lot smarter [[Mexico\|Latina]] bitch who likes white men because Clocky gave a blow job to Winchester Man, and she took that as a dream. Also, She said to people '''I'd rather date a Cute Godzilla than an Asshole with a sixpack'''

			* Foreverkul/Red Bull Lock - The most [[Awesome\|Swell lock]] in existence. He pissed off Peachlock and gets a 999 day ban and
			gets Unbanned for Improving his [[Flash Skills\|Kung fu]]. Thus he changed his Lock to Red Bull because He knows that this Club
			is full of Bullshit!

	* Grey Lock - An [[unfunny]] retard from [[Boston]]. Spends his nights with his butt buddy Master Lock and has an obsession with [[Pokemon]] and video games in general. Also suspected of liking [[Dragon Ball Z]].		* Grey Lock - An [[unfunny]] retard from [[Boston]]. Spends his nights with his butt buddy Master Lock and has an obsession with [[Pokemon]] and video games in general. Also suspected of liking [[Dragon Ball Z]].
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	* Lemming Lock - A closet [[wigger]] jock who claims to be able to take Wizard Lock in a fight. A.K.A. Lemming "the [[Homosexuality\|gay]]" Lock.		* Lemming Lock - A closet [[wigger]] jock who claims to be able to take Wizard Lock in a fight. A.K.A. Lemming "the [[Homosexuality\|gay]]" Lock.

			* Lady-bell Lock - An [[Emo]] Gal who loves Hamtaro, that she has a house based on a Hamster Cage! This gal is a [[Weeaboo\|Wapanese]] retard from [[Wisconsin]]. She loves Wonchop and Gimpy so much She'll make a hentai based off the [[Orgasm\|Threesome]]!

	* Mango Lock - <s>[[Nazi]] sympathizer</s> Drug addict, who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. He is still waiting for [[internet tough guy\|superiority complex]] to arrive in the mail.		* Mango Lock - <s>[[Nazi]] sympathizer</s> Drug addict, who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. He is still waiting for [[internet tough guy\|superiority complex]] to arrive in the mail.
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	[[Image:Wine_Boner.png‎\|thumb\|Picture is an accurate representation of both Wine Lock and the conversations on the Lock Legion.]]		[[Image:Wine_Boner.png‎\|thumb\|Picture is an accurate representation of both Wine Lock and the conversations on the Lock Legion.]]

	* Peach Lock - Mono-browed [[Spain\|sand nigger]] [[faggot]] who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his former [[nazi\|nazi]] regime of moderation.		* Peach Lock - Mono-browed [[Spain\|sand nigger]] [[faggot]] who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his former [[nazi\|nazi]] regime of moderation. '''NOW WITH BOOBS AND A DICK, HE GOT A TRANSEXUAL SURGERY SO, Watch out for a He-She!'''

	* Pumpkin Lock - Bottom-feeder that often can be found attached to the [[cock]] of nearest admin or mod. Obsesses over kiddy bullshit like [[Digimon]]. Known to cosplay [[Cardcaptor Sakura]].		* Pumpkin Lock - Formerly Marker Lock, A Nazi Half Dutch Half German little Bottom-feeder that often can be found attached to the [[cock]] of nearest admin or mod. Obsesses over kiddy bullshit like [[Digimon]]. Known to cosplay [[Cardcaptor Sakura]]. This bastard has [[Cancer\|Locust Schnitzel Disorder]] He believes his buddy [[Asshole\|Vozz]] is a good guy but Vozz is a [[hack\|doxxer]] who got caught by [[Jewgrounds\|NG]] and the [[PartyVan\|FBI]] for [[Pedophilia\|Child porn that sick Fuck]]!

	* Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiny [[bitch]]. Also a [[pedophile]]. While fucking his underage [[girlfriend]] he inadvertently had a son and was caught in [[Marriage\|wedlock]].		* Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiny [[bitch]]. Also a [[pedophile]]. While fucking his underage [[girlfriend]] he inadvertently had a son and was caught in [[Marriage\|wedlock]]. He also lives in Pennsylavania to become a [[Terrorist\|Josh Bedn]] on Tomfulp's Newgrounds company!

	* Spitfire Lock - Whiny [[emo]] who has a [[internet_tough_guy\|superiority complex]], believing he is the biggest badass ever to surf the [[Internet]]. Also suspected to be a Jew.		* Spitfire Lock - Whiny [[emo]] who has a [[internet_tough_guy\|superiority complex]], believing he is the biggest badass ever to surf the [[Internet]]. Also suspected to be a [[Nigger\|Black]] Jew.

	* Stressball Lock - [[Fat]] trash bag squished into a [[fat]] ball. Insecure to the point of needing to be in every Lock Flash ever due to the fact that he has never done anything worth remembering in his life.		* Stressball Lock - [[Fat]] trash bag squished into a [[fat]] ball. Insecure to the point of needing to be in every Lock Flash ever due to the fact that he has never done anything worth remembering in his life.

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	* A token black person		* A token black person
	* [[Nazis]] most of which are too cool for the [[Douche\|Lock Legionnaire passes]]		* [[Nazis]] most of which are too cool for the [[Douche\|Lock Legionnaire passes]]
	* [[Jewgrounds\|Newgrounds]] who hate the Clock crew and wants to join the Locks of El Fartos.		* [[Jewgrounds\|Newgrounds]] members who hate the Clock crew and wants to join the Locks of El Fartos.

	'''Current Lock Legion Staff:'''		'''Current Lock Legion Staff:'''
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	* Arm Lock - a Dumbass from [[England\|UK ville]] who makes [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|dumb shit flashes]] that talks bad to		* Arm Lock - a Dumbass from [[England\|UK ville]] who makes [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|dumb shit flashes]] that talks bad to
	new Lock members while eating Fish and dicks like [[Nigger\|Kanye West]].		new Lock members while eating Fish and dicks like [[Nigger\|Kanye West]].

			* Arrow Lock - He's now mouselock, This guy has [[Aspergers\|Anger Issue]] that me came up with a [[Nigger\|Black yourselves lock memes]]. This shit was a [[Unfunny\|Fabulous Bandwagon]] caused by mr [[Uganda\|Eat da poo poo Martin Ssempa Jr]] Himself!

	* Aubergine Lock - Raging [[alcoholic]] and [[Metal (music)\|metal]] head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.		* Aubergine Lock - Raging [[alcoholic]] and [[Metal (music)\|metal]] head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.
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	* Cloud Lock- aka '''Wonchop''' the fucking [[Wigger\|Britishman]] Himself, Even though he quit LL since 2008, His name is everywhere like		* Cloud Lock- aka '''Wonchop''' the fucking [[Wigger\|Britishman]] Himself, Even though he quit LL since 2008, His name is everywhere like
	No one cares. [[Weeaboo\|Final Fantasy Cloud guy]] who wishes to be Asian more than any member of Lock Legion.		No one cares. [[Weeaboo\|Final Fantasy Cloud guy]] who wishes to be Asian more than any member of Lock Legion.

			* Cherry Lock - some [[Mexican\|Beaner]] who came from 7-Eleven and offered a Tortilla for Masterlock, they became great buddies while
			Snorting Bacon grease from Oscar Meyer Little ass [[Taco Bell\|Grade F Baconbits]]

	* Converse Lock- Frylock's personal [[gay\|Bitch]], He joined in 2006 and feels like [[Fucktard\|Fryman have a damn about him.]] His brother Elfonzo77 is a lot cooler than this [[Retard\|Stupid Homosexual]] who eats french fries with a mp3 player as a plate!		* Converse Lock- Frylock's personal [[gay\|Bitch]], He joined in 2006 and feels like [[Fucktard\|Fryman have a damn about him.]] His brother Elfonzo77 is a lot cooler than this [[Retard\|Stupid Homosexual]] who eats french fries with a mp3 player as a plate!

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	* Explosive Lock - A [[Belgium\|Belgian]] loser who thinks he's [[cool]] by depicting his character wearing sunglasses.		* Explosive Lock - A [[Belgium\|Belgian]] loser who thinks he's [[cool]] by depicting his character wearing sunglasses.

	* Grey Lock - An [[unfunny]] retard from [[Boston]]. Spends his nights with his butt buddy MasterLock and has an obsession with [[Pokemon]] and [[video games]] in general. Also suspected of liking [[Dragon Ball Z]].		* Grey Lock - An [[unfunny]] retard from [[Boston]]. Spends his nights with his butt buddy MasterLock, and Frylock and has an obsession with [[Pokemon]] and [[video games]] in general. Also suspected of liking [[Naruto]] & [[Dragon Ball Z]]. He's also has a dick [[Nigger\| A size of a subway 5 dollar footlong]]!

	* Jujube Lock - [[Hippie]] [[liberal]] treehugger.		* Jujube Lock - [[Hippie]] [[liberal]] treehugger.
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	Bacon. He's worst than [[Wigger\|King Curtis]] from Wifeswap.		Bacon. He's worst than [[Wigger\|King Curtis]] from Wifeswap.

	* Communist Lock - Former [[nazi\|Nazi]] ~~mod~~ who has a secret fetish for [[Hello Kitty\|Hello Kitty]]. Also, a two star Janitor for		* Coffee Lock - some [[Nigger\|Choclate Face]] that had AIDS and cancer. Although some said he's a [[weeaboo]] and also has a fetish for [[Thongs\|Pantyshot]]! He eats [[Chikins\|Good Old Country meat]] and brags about his [[Shit\|epicness]]! He maybe dead, no one has heard from this [[Fucktard\|White guy Chocolatté]]!


			* Communist Lock - Former [[nazi\|Nazi]] <s>Mod</s> who has a secret fetish for [[Hello Kitty\|Hello Kitty]]. Also, a two star Janitor for
	a guy in Massachusetts. '''Now De-moded''' because He's that much of a [[Fag\|Dumbass Loser]]		a guy in Massachusetts. '''Now De-moded''' because He's that much of a [[Fag\|Dumbass Loser]]

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	* Foreverkul/Red Bull Lock - The most [[Awesome\|Swell lock]] in existence. He pissed off Peachlock and gets a 999 day ban and		* Foreverkul/Red Bull Lock - The most [[Awesome\|Swell lock]] in existence. He pissed off Peachlock and gets a 999 day ban and
	gets Unbanned for Improving his [[Flash Skills~~\|Kung fu~~]]. Thus he changed his Lock to Red Bull because He knows that this Club		gets Unbanned for Improving his [[Kung fu\|Flash Skills]]. Thus he changed his Lock to Red Bull because He knows that this Club
	is full of Bullshit!		is full of Bullshit!

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	* Lady-bell Lock - An [[Emo]] Gal who loves Hamtaro, that she has a house based on a Hamster Cage! This gal is a [[Weeaboo\|Wapanese]] retard from [[Wisconsin]]. She loves Wonchop and Gimpy so much She'll make a hentai based off the [[Orgasm\|Threesome]]!		* Lady-bell Lock - An [[Emo]] Gal who loves Hamtaro, that she has a house based on a Hamster Cage! This gal is a [[Weeaboo\|Wapanese]] retard from [[Wisconsin]]. She loves Wonchop and Gimpy so much She'll make a hentai based off the [[Orgasm\|Threesome]]!

			* Lip Lock - Some [[Fag]] who cries and takes the internet as a battle Arena. She wants People to suck her asshole. She's a [[Internet Tough Guy\|Badass prostitute]]!

	* Mango Lock - <s>[[Nazi]] sympathizer</s> Drug addict, who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. He is still waiting for [[internet tough guy\|superiority complex]] to arrive in the mail.		* Mango Lock - <s>[[Nazi]] sympathizer</s> Drug addict, who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. He is still waiting for [[internet tough guy\|superiority complex]] to arrive in the mail.
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	* Peach Lock - Mono-browed [[Spain\|sand nigger]] [[faggot]] who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his former [[nazi\|nazi]] regime of moderation. '''NOW WITH BOOBS AND A DICK, HE GOT A TRANSEXUAL SURGERY SO, Watch out for a He-She!'''		* Peach Lock - Mono-browed [[Spain\|sand nigger]] [[faggot]] who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his former [[nazi\|nazi]] regime of moderation. '''NOW WITH BOOBS AND A DICK, HE GOT A TRANSEXUAL SURGERY SO, Watch out for a He-She!'''

	* Pumpkin Lock - Formerly Marker Lock, A Nazi Half Dutch Half German little Bottom-feeder that often can be found attached to the [[cock]] of nearest admin or mod. Obsesses over kiddy bullshit like [[Digimon]]. Known to cosplay [[Cardcaptor Sakura]]. This bastard has [[Cancer\|Locust Schnitzel Disorder]] He believes his buddy [[Asshole\|Vozz]] is a good guy but Vozz is a [[hack\|doxxer]] who got caught by [[Jewgrounds\|NG]] and the [[~~PartyVan~~\|FBI]] for [[Pedophilia\|Child porn that sick Fuck]]!		* Pumpkin Lock - Formerly Marker Lock, A Nazi Half Dutch Half German little Bottom-feeder that often can be found attached to the [[cock]] of nearest admin or mod. Obsesses over kiddy bullshit like [[Digimon]]. Known to cosplay [[Cardcaptor Sakura]]. This bastard has [[Cancer\|Locust Schnitzel Disorder]] He believes his buddy [[Asshole\|Vozz]] is a good guy but Vozz is a [[hack\|doxxer]] who got caught by [[Jewgrounds\|NG]] and the [[Party Van\|FBI]] for [[Pedophilia\|Child porn that sick Fuck]]!

	* Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiny [[bitch]]. Also a [[pedophile]]. While fucking his underage [[girlfriend]] he inadvertently had a son and was caught in [[Marriage\|wedlock]]. He also lives in Pennsylavania to become a [[Terrorist\|Josh Bedn]] on Tomfulp's Newgrounds company!		* Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiny [[bitch]]. Also a [[pedophile]]. While fucking his underage [[girlfriend]] he inadvertently had a son and was caught in [[Marriage\|wedlock]]. He also lives in Pennsylavania to become a [[Terrorist\|Josh Bedn]] on Tomfulp's Newgrounds company!
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	* Stressball Lock - [[Fat]] trash bag squished into a [[fat]] ball. Insecure to the point of needing to be in every Lock Flash ever due to the fact that he has never done anything worth remembering in his life.		* Stressball Lock - [[Fat]] trash bag squished into a [[fat]] ball. Insecure to the point of needing to be in every Lock Flash ever due to the fact that he has never done anything worth remembering in his life.

	* Walnut Lock - One of Dots Lock's two retarded twin brothers. Shitty [[gay\|guitarist]] who thinks he is [[the shit]]. [[Fat]] as fuck, weighs [[Over 9000\|over 300]] pounds. [[stupid\|Doesn't know how to watch his own flash movies.]] Is also completely inable to make a decent post on the internet, as every single such post is either a useless quote with no added text, or completely retarded insight (or lack thereof).		* Walnut Lock - One of Dots Lock's two retarded twin brothers. Shitty [[gay\|guitarist]] who thinks he is [[Best\|the shit]]. [[Fat]] as fuck, weighs [[Over 9000\|over 300]] pounds. [[stupid\|Doesn't know how to watch his own flash movies.]] Is also completely inable to make a decent post on the internet, as every single such post is either a useless quote with no added text, or completely retarded insight (or lack thereof).

	* Virus Lock - The left testicle of [[rage]] belonging to the Lock Legion. A whining slut of a man who gets upset when he [[woman\|cannot beat a game on his first try]].		* Virus Lock - The left testicle of [[rage]] belonging to the Lock Legion. A whining slut of a man who gets upset when he [[woman\|cannot beat a game on his first try]].

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	* A token [[redneck]]		* A token [[redneck]]
	* A token black person		* A token black person
			* [[Nazis]] most of which are too cool for the [[Douche\|Lock Legionnaire passes]]
			* [[Jewgrounds\|Newgrounds]] who hate the Clock crew and wants to join the Locks of El Fartos.

	'''Current Lock Legion Staff:'''		'''Current Lock Legion Staff:'''

	* Almond Lock - A member who tries to cover up his lack of Flash production with shitty [[MS Paint]] drawings and school doodles. Members suck his dick to have one of these shit stains.		* Almond Lock - A member who tries to cover up his lack of Flash production with shitty [[MS Paint]] drawings and school doodles. Members suck his dick to have one of these shit stains.

			* Arm Lock - a Dumbass from [[England\|UK ville]] who makes [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance\|dumb shit flashes]] that talks bad to
			new Lock members while eating Fish and dicks like [[Nigger\|Kanye West]].

	* Aubergine Lock - Raging [[alcoholic]] and [[Metal (music)\|metal]] head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.		* Aubergine Lock - Raging [[alcoholic]] and [[Metal (music)\|metal]] head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.

	* Dia Lock - God-like figure in the Lock Legion who is known for its artistic ability and unfinished projects. It is also often seen for obsessively playing [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]]. Believed by many to be a [[Matrix\|brain in a jar that has been connected to the internet]].		* Cloud Lock- aka '''Wonchop''' the fucking [[Wigger\|Britishman]] Himself, Even though he quit LL since 2008, His name is everywhere like
			No one cares. [[Weeaboo\|Final Fantasy Cloud guy]] who wishes to be Asian more than any member of Lock Legion.

			* Converse Lock- Frylock's personal [[gay\|Bitch]], He joined in 2006 and feels like [[Fucktard\|Fryman have a damn about him.]] His brother Elfonzo77 is a lot cooler than this [[Retard\|Stupid Homosexual]] who eats french fries with a mp3 player as a plate!

			* Dia Lock - God-like figure in the Lock Legion who is known for its artistic ability and unfinished projects. It is also often seen for obsessively playing [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]]. Believed by many to be a [[Matrix\|brain in a jar that has been connected to the internet]]
			. Like El Peachy, He's a confirmed Transsexual who is [[Azn\|Japanese]]!

	* Explosive Lock - A [[Belgium\|Belgian]] loser who thinks he's [[cool]] by depicting his character wearing sunglasses.		* Explosive Lock - A [[Belgium\|Belgian]] loser who thinks he's [[cool]] by depicting his character wearing sunglasses.
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	* 8-Ball Lock - Talentless [[asian]] member who spends more time on [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]] and [[FPS]] games than actual creation of flash.		* 8-Ball Lock - Talentless [[asian]] member who spends more time on [[MMORPG\|MMORPG's]] and [[FPS]] games than actual creation of flash.

	* Master Lock - N00blet and also a suspected [[babyfur]].		* Master Lock - N00blet and also a suspected [[babyfur]]. He is also a [[India\|Half-Indian dick]] little bastard that fucks pigs for
			Bacon. He's worst than [[Wigger\|King Curtis]] from Wifeswap.

	* Communist Lock - Former [[nazi\|Nazi]] mod who has a secret fetish for [[Hello Kitty\|Hello Kitty]].		* Communist Lock - Former [[nazi\|Nazi]] mod who has a secret fetish for [[Hello Kitty\|Hello Kitty]]. Also, a two star Janitor for
			a guy in Massachusetts. '''Now De-moded''' because He's that much of a [[Fag\|Dumbass Loser]]

	* Dots Lock- A [[wigger]] living in the suburbs with his parents. Enjoys riding scooters, [[rap\|DMX]] and other black person music. When he was a moderator, his bans had reasons such as "fuck you" or "shut up"; a true [[internet tough guy\|badass]]. Also has two [[retarded]] brothers.		* Dots Lock- A [[wigger]] living in the suburbs with his parents. Enjoys riding scooters, [[rap\|DMX]] and other black person music. When he was a moderator, his bans had reasons such as "fuck you" or "shut up"; a true [[internet tough guy\|badass]]. Also has two [[retarded]] brothers.
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	* Clock Lock - Overly emotional [[liberal]] Mexican [[bitch]] who pretends to be a psychologist when she is in fact bat shit crazy. Her [[MSN]] conversations have wreaked havoc on the fragile structure of the group itself.		* Clock Lock - Overly emotional [[liberal]] Mexican [[bitch]] who pretends to be a psychologist when she is in fact bat shit crazy. Her [[MSN]] conversations have wreaked havoc on the fragile structure of the group itself.

			* Donut Lock - a Cousin of Clocky but a lot smarter [[Mexico\|Latina]] bitch who likes white men because Clocky gave a blow job to Winchester Man, and she took that as a dream. Also, She said to people '''I'd rather date a Cute Godzilla than an Asshole with a sixpack'''

			* Foreverkul/Red Bull Lock - The most [[Awesome\|Swell lock]] in existence. He pissed off Peachlock and gets a 999 day ban and
			gets Unbanned for Improving his [[Flash Skills\|Kung fu]]. Thus he changed his Lock to Red Bull because He knows that this Club
			is full of Bullshit!

	* Grey Lock - An [[unfunny]] retard from [[Boston]]. Spends his nights with his butt buddy Master Lock and has an obsession with [[Pokemon]] and video games in general. Also suspected of liking [[Dragon Ball Z]].		* Grey Lock - An [[unfunny]] retard from [[Boston]]. Spends his nights with his butt buddy Master Lock and has an obsession with [[Pokemon]] and video games in general. Also suspected of liking [[Dragon Ball Z]].
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	* Lemming Lock - A closet [[wigger]] jock who claims to be able to take Wizard Lock in a fight. A.K.A. Lemming "the [[Homosexuality\|gay]]" Lock.		* Lemming Lock - A closet [[wigger]] jock who claims to be able to take Wizard Lock in a fight. A.K.A. Lemming "the [[Homosexuality\|gay]]" Lock.

			* Lady-bell Lock - An [[Emo]] Gal who loves Hamtaro, that she has a house based on a Hamster Cage! This gal is a [[Weeaboo\|Wapanese]] retard from [[Wisconsin]]. She loves Wonchop and Gimpy so much She'll make a hentai based off the [[Orgasm\|Threesome]]!

	* Mango Lock - <s>[[Nazi]] sympathizer</s> Drug addict, who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. He is still waiting for [[internet tough guy\|superiority complex]] to arrive in the mail.		* Mango Lock - <s>[[Nazi]] sympathizer</s> Drug addict, who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. He is still waiting for [[internet tough guy\|superiority complex]] to arrive in the mail.
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	[[Image:Wine_Boner.png‎\|thumb\|Picture is an accurate representation of both Wine Lock and the conversations on the Lock Legion.]]		[[Image:Wine_Boner.png‎\|thumb\|Picture is an accurate representation of both Wine Lock and the conversations on the Lock Legion.]]

	* Peach Lock - Mono-browed [[Spain\|sand nigger]] [[faggot]] who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his former [[nazi\|nazi]] regime of moderation.		* Peach Lock - Mono-browed [[Spain\|sand nigger]] [[faggot]] who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his former [[nazi\|nazi]] regime of moderation. '''NOW WITH BOOBS AND A DICK, HE GOT A TRANSEXUAL SURGERY SO, Watch out for a He-She!'''

	* Pumpkin Lock - Bottom-feeder that often can be found attached to the [[cock]] of nearest admin or mod. Obsesses over kiddy bullshit like [[Digimon]]. Known to cosplay [[Cardcaptor Sakura]].		* Pumpkin Lock - Formerly Marker Lock, A Nazi Half Dutch Half German little Bottom-feeder that often can be found attached to the [[cock]] of nearest admin or mod. Obsesses over kiddy bullshit like [[Digimon]]. Known to cosplay [[Cardcaptor Sakura]]. This bastard has [[Cancer\|Locust Schnitzel Disorder]] He believes his buddy [[Asshole\|Vozz]] is a good guy but Vozz is a [[hack\|doxxer]] who got caught by [[Jewgrounds\|NG]] and the [[PartyVan\|FBI]] for [[Pedophilia\|Child porn that sick Fuck]]!

	* Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiny [[bitch]]. Also a [[pedophile]]. While fucking his underage [[girlfriend]] he inadvertently had a son and was caught in [[Marriage\|wedlock]].		* Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiny [[bitch]]. Also a [[pedophile]]. While fucking his underage [[girlfriend]] he inadvertently had a son and was caught in [[Marriage\|wedlock]]. He also lives in Pennsylavania to become a [[Terrorist\|Josh Bedn]] on Tomfulp's Newgrounds company!

	* Spitfire Lock - Whiny [[emo]] who has a [[internet_tough_guy\|superiority complex]], believing he is the biggest badass ever to surf the [[Internet]]. Also suspected to be a Jew.		* Spitfire Lock - Whiny [[emo]] who has a [[internet_tough_guy\|superiority complex]], believing he is the biggest badass ever to surf the [[Internet]]. Also suspected to be a [[Nigger\|Black]] Jew.

	* Stressball Lock - [[Fat]] trash bag squished into a [[fat]] ball. Insecure to the point of needing to be in every Lock Flash ever due to the fact that he has never done anything worth remembering in his life.		* Stressball Lock - [[Fat]] trash bag squished into a [[fat]] ball. Insecure to the point of needing to be in every Lock Flash ever due to the fact that he has never done anything worth remembering in his life.