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The Different Levels of the Caste

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	[[Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg\|thumb\|You can find early adopters [[basement-dweller\|here]].]]		[[Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg\|thumb\|You can find early adopters [[basement-dweller\|here]].]]

	Consider the Early adopter as the elders of the LiveJournal community. They were likely [[in the ass]] of [[Brad Fitzpatrick]] long before he became [[rich and beautiful]], and have definitely been around for longer than 5 years, which means they know how LiveJournal works and you should just shut your piehole and listen, dang nabbit.		Consider the Early adopter as the elders (or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmin ''Brahmins''] if you're a [[Curry nigger]]) of the LiveJournal community. They were likely [[in the ass]] of [[Brad Fitzpatrick]] long before he became [[rich and beautiful]], and have definitely been around for longer than 5 years, which means they know how LiveJournal works and you should just shut your piehole and listen, dang nabbit.

	While they regard themselves as trend-setters, in reality they are serious [[loser]]s (think of all the people that rush to register all their names on the fad-sites like [[Friendster]], [[MySpace]], [[Thefacebook]] etc.). Early adopters are sort of like freeloaders, except that they get diplomatic immunity from attacks on LJ's server leeches. They get many, but not all, of the paid account features, but don't need them anyways, because they know how LJ was in the good old days.		While they regard themselves as trend-setters, in reality they are serious [[loser]]s (think of all the people that rush to register all their names on the fad-sites like [[Friendster]], [[MySpace]], [[Thefacebook]] etc.). Early adopters are sort of like freeloaders, except that they get diplomatic immunity from attacks on LJ's server leeches. They get many, but not all, of the paid account features, but don't need them anyways, because they know how LJ was in the good old days.

	=== Permanent Account Users ===		=== Permanent Account Users [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kshatriya (Kshatriyas)] ===

	Permanent account users are the envy of LiveJournalers everywhere. To have a permanent account means that you're either [[rich and beautiful]] or insanely [[e-popular]] enough to have people spend [[At least 100\|at least $100]] or more on your free service.		Permanent account users are the envy of LiveJournalers everywhere. To have a permanent account means that you're either [[rich and beautiful]] or insanely [[e-popular]] enough to have people spend [[At least 100\|at least $100]] or more on your free service.
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	Either way, if you were to check LiveJournal the following day, you'd see many [[emo]] tears shed by those who couldn't afford permanent accounts, didn't present enough [[boob shots]], or weren't [[e-popular]] enough for someone to give them a permanent account.		Either way, if you were to check LiveJournal the following day, you'd see many [[emo]] tears shed by those who couldn't afford permanent accounts, didn't present enough [[boob shots]], or weren't [[e-popular]] enough for someone to give them a permanent account.

	=== Paid Account Users ===		=== [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaishya Paid Account Users] ===

	Those who have a paid account have paid money for the privilege to have more userpics and [[shit]] on those who haven't paid any money. There's nothing very special about paid users, except that they single-handedly subsidize the LiveJournal system for all the freeloaders.		Those who have a paid account have paid money for the privilege to have more userpics and [[shit]] on those who haven't paid any money. There's nothing very special about paid users, except that they single-handedly subsidize the LiveJournal system for all the freeloaders.
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	Either way, paid users are normally the ones that are in most of the LJ action. They are higher up than the free users, but are not loserly enough to purchase permanent accounts. If LJ was [[IRL]], these people would live in Bethesda.		Either way, paid users are normally the ones that are in most of the LJ action. They are higher up than the free users, but are not loserly enough to purchase permanent accounts. If LJ was [[IRL]], these people would live in Bethesda.

	=== Free Account Users ===		=== [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shudra Free Account Users]. ===

	The welfare families of LiveJournal, these people get the bare minimum in terms of features, the scraps from the table, etc. They're the free users, and everyone who isn't one hates them.		The welfare families of LiveJournal, these people get the bare minimum in terms of features, the scraps from the table, etc. They're the free users, and everyone who isn't one hates them.
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	From December 2005, these welfare families have been given the ability to have twice as many userpics than they used to. It sounded impressive, but when you realize that they only had the capability to store 3 pictures in the first place, it's a crap deal.		From December 2005, these welfare families have been given the ability to have twice as many userpics than they used to. It sounded impressive, but when you realize that they only had the capability to store 3 pictures in the first place, it's a crap deal.

	=== Sponsored Accounts ===		=== [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalit Sponsored Accounts] ===

	Some poor [[retard]]s are so pitiful that they require sponsorship from charitable organizations such as [[porn]] sites and oil companies. On the genitals of sponsored accounts, parasitic ads piggyback into LiveJournal, where they [[Rape\|immediately infect]] Free Account Users: the vast majority of LiveJournal users. There the parasites will continue to multiply until they become a LiveJournal pandemic. The prognosis for the entire population of LiveJournal is appalling.		Some poor [[retard]]s are so pitiful that they require sponsorship from charitable organizations such as [[porn]] sites and oil companies. On the genitals of sponsored accounts, parasitic ads piggyback into LiveJournal, where they [[Rape\|immediately infect]] Free Account Users: the vast majority of LiveJournal users. There the parasites will continue to multiply until they become a LiveJournal pandemic. The prognosis for the entire population of LiveJournal is dire and appalling.

	== See also ==		== See also ==

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	[[Image:Lj-caste.jpg\|thumb\|A [[diagram]] explaining the LiveJournal ~~hierarchical~~ structure]]		[[Image:Lj-caste.jpg\|thumb\|A [[diagram]] explaining the LiveJournal hierarchial structure]]

	Nearly all of [[LiveJournal]]'s functionality is available free of charge. Fortunately for [[Bradfitz]], [[Six Apart]] and freeloaders who don't like pop-ups, [[Paraphilia\|sexual deviants]] are willing to pay. A smaller number of [[Nerd\|nerds]] (who may or may not also be sexual deviants) enjoy the [http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=131 extra features] available to paid accounts. "Fill up my paid account" is a common [[wishlist]] item of [[whores]].		Nearly all of [[LiveJournal]]'s functionality is available free of charge. Fortunately for [[Bradfitz]], [[Six Apart]] and freeloaders who don't like pop-ups, [[Paraphilia\|sexual deviants]] are willing to pay. A smaller number of [[Nerd\|nerds]] (who may or may not also be sexual deviants) enjoy the [http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=131 extra features] available to paid accounts. "Fill up my paid account" is a common [[wishlist]] item of [[whores]].
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	=== Sponsored Accounts ===		=== Sponsored Accounts ===

	Some poor [[retard]]s are so pitiful that they require sponsorship from charitable organizations such as [[porn]] sites and oil companies. On the genitals of sponsored accounts, parasitic ads piggyback into LiveJournal, where they [[Rape\|immediately infect]] Free Account Users - the vast majority of LiveJournal users. There the parasites will continue to multiply until they become a LiveJournal pandemic. The prognosis for the entire population of LiveJournal is appalling.		Some poor [[retard]]s are so pitiful that they require sponsorship from charitable organizations such as [[porn]] sites and oil companies. On the genitals of sponsored accounts, parasitic ads piggyback into LiveJournal, where they [[Rape\|immediately infect]] Free Account Users: the vast majority of LiveJournal users. There the parasites will continue to multiply until they become a LiveJournal pandemic. The prognosis for the entire population of LiveJournal is appalling.

	== See also ==		== See also ==

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	[[Image:Lj-caste.jpg\|thumb\|A [[diagram]] explaining the LiveJournal ~~hierarchial~~ structure.]]		[[Image:Lj-caste.jpg\|thumb\|A [[diagram]] explaining the LiveJournal hierarchical structure]]

	Nearly all of [[LiveJournal]]'s functionality is available free of charge. Fortunately for [[Bradfitz]], [[Six Apart]] and freeloaders who don't like pop-ups, [[Paraphilia\|sexual deviants]] are willing to pay. A smaller number of [[Nerd\|nerds]] (who may or may not also be sexual deviants) enjoy the [http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=131 extra features] available to paid accounts. "Fill up my paid account" is a common [[wishlist]] item of [[whores]].		Nearly all of [[LiveJournal]]'s functionality is available free of charge. Fortunately for [[Bradfitz]], [[Six Apart]] and freeloaders who don't like pop-ups, [[Paraphilia\|sexual deviants]] are willing to pay. A smaller number of [[Nerd\|nerds]] (who may or may not also be sexual deviants) enjoy the [http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=131 extra features] available to paid accounts. "Fill up my paid account" is a common [[wishlist]] item of [[whores]].

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	This simple system is guaranteed to [[piss]] off just about everybody.		This simple system is guaranteed to [[piss]] off just about everybody.

	==The Different Levels of the Caste==		== The Different Levels of the Caste ==

	The LiveJournal Caste can be separated into four groups.		The LiveJournal Caste can be separated into four groups.

	===Early Adopters===		=== Early Adopters ===

	[[Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg\|thumb\|You can find early adopters [[basement-dweller\|here]].]]		[[Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg\|thumb\|You can find early adopters [[basement-dweller\|here]].]]

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	While they regard themselves as trend-setters, in reality they are serious [[loser]]s (think of all the people that rush to register all their names on the fad-sites like [[Friendster]], [[MySpace]], [[Thefacebook]] etc.). Early adopters are sort of like freeloaders, except that they get diplomatic immunity from attacks on LJ's server leeches. They get many, but not all, of the paid account features, but don't need them anyways, because they know how LJ was in the good old days.		While they regard themselves as trend-setters, in reality they are serious [[loser]]s (think of all the people that rush to register all their names on the fad-sites like [[Friendster]], [[MySpace]], [[Thefacebook]] etc.). Early adopters are sort of like freeloaders, except that they get diplomatic immunity from attacks on LJ's server leeches. They get many, but not all, of the paid account features, but don't need them anyways, because they know how LJ was in the good old days.

	===Permanent Account Users===		=== Permanent Account Users ===

	Permanent account users are the envy of LiveJournalers everywhere. To have a permanent account means that you're either [[rich and beautiful]] or insanely [[e-popular]] enough to have people spend [[~~At_least_100~~\|at least $100]] or more on your free service.		Permanent account users are the envy of LiveJournalers everywhere. To have a permanent account means that you're either [[rich and beautiful]] or insanely [[e-popular]] enough to have people spend [[At least 100\|at least $100]] or more on your free service.

	There was, however, one interesting wrinkle. Much like royalty, the permanent account owners were around. Whenever LiveJournal needed a new server or was low on [[E-points\|money]], [[Brad Fitzpatrick]] would sell a handful of permanent accounts for $100, which would negate the need for users to renew their accounts every year. This, of course, would create a feeding frenzy every time permanent accounts were released, and predictably inundate every [http://www.livejournal.com/users/news news] post with "[[OMG]] I want a permanent account!"		There was, however, one interesting wrinkle. Much like royalty, the permanent account owners were around. Whenever LiveJournal needed a new server or was low on [[E-points\|money]], [[Brad Fitzpatrick]] would sell a handful of permanent accounts for $100, which would negate the need for users to renew their accounts every year. This, of course, would create a feeding frenzy every time permanent accounts were released, and predictably inundate every [http://www.livejournal.com/users/news news] post with "[[OMG]] I want a permanent account!"
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	These are the [[elite]]s, and they're better than paid users because they came through when LiveJournal needed them the most. They're also the least likely to [[Deleting your LiveJournal\|delete their LiveJournal]] because it's become an investment for them. Or because they're ashamed they were effectively whored up for money by an internet fad.		These are the [[elite]]s, and they're better than paid users because they came through when LiveJournal needed them the most. They're also the least likely to [[Deleting your LiveJournal\|delete their LiveJournal]] because it's become an investment for them. Or because they're ashamed they were effectively whored up for money by an internet fad.

	====The Permanent Account Fire Sale====		==== The Permanent Account Fire Sale ====

	On [[Last Thursday\|June 7, 2005]], LiveJournal decided to have a permanent account sale. To sweeten the pot, they allowed 100 [[user icons]] and unlimited sales in a 24 hour period, but made them cost $150.		On [[Last Thursday\|June 7, 2005]], LiveJournal decided to have a permanent account sale. To sweeten the pot, they allowed 100 [[user icons]] and unlimited sales in a 24 hour period, but made them cost $150.
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	Either way, if you were to check LiveJournal the following day, you'd see many [[emo]] tears shed by those who couldn't afford permanent accounts, didn't present enough [[boob shots]], or weren't [[e-popular]] enough for someone to give them a permanent account.		Either way, if you were to check LiveJournal the following day, you'd see many [[emo]] tears shed by those who couldn't afford permanent accounts, didn't present enough [[boob shots]], or weren't [[e-popular]] enough for someone to give them a permanent account.

	===Paid Account Users===		=== Paid Account Users ===

	Those who have a paid account have paid money for the privilege to have more userpics and [[shit]] on those who haven't paid any money. There's nothing very special about paid users, except that they single-handedly subsidize the LiveJournal system for all the freeloaders.		Those who have a paid account have paid money for the privilege to have more userpics and [[shit]] on those who haven't paid any money. There's nothing very special about paid users, except that they single-handedly subsidize the LiveJournal system for all the freeloaders.
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	Either way, paid users are normally the ones that are in most of the LJ action. They are higher up than the free users, but are not loserly enough to purchase permanent accounts. If LJ was [[IRL]], these people would live in Bethesda.		Either way, paid users are normally the ones that are in most of the LJ action. They are higher up than the free users, but are not loserly enough to purchase permanent accounts. If LJ was [[IRL]], these people would live in Bethesda.

	===Free Account Users===		=== Free Account Users ===

	The welfare families of LiveJournal, these people get the bare minimum in terms of features, the scraps from the table, etc. They're the free users, and everyone who isn't one hates them.		The welfare families of LiveJournal, these people get the bare minimum in terms of features, the scraps from the table, etc. They're the free users, and everyone who isn't one hates them.

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	From December 2005, these welfare families have been given the ability to have twice as many userpics than they used to. It sounded impressive, but when you realize that they only had the capability to store 3 pictures in the first place, it's a crap deal.		From December 2005, these welfare families have been given the ability to have twice as many userpics than they used to. It sounded impressive, but when you realize that they only had the capability to store 3 pictures in the first place, it's a crap deal.

	===Sponsored Accounts===		=== Sponsored Accounts ===

	Some poor [[retard]]s are so pitiful that they require sponsorship from charitable organizations such as [[porn]] sites and oil companies. On the genitals of sponsored accounts, parasitic ads piggyback into LiveJournal, where they [[Rape\|immediately infect]] Free Account Users - the vast majority of LiveJournal users. There the parasites will continue to multiply until they become a LiveJournal pandemic. The prognosis for the entire population of LiveJournal is appalling.		Some poor [[retard]]s are so pitiful that they require sponsorship from charitable organizations such as [[porn]] sites and oil companies. On the genitals of sponsored accounts, parasitic ads piggyback into LiveJournal, where they [[Rape\|immediately infect]] Free Account Users - the vast majority of LiveJournal users. There the parasites will continue to multiply until they become a LiveJournal pandemic. The prognosis for the entire population of LiveJournal is appalling.

			== See also ==

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	===Sponsored Accounts===		===Sponsored Accounts===
	Some poor [[retard]]s are so pitiful that they require sponsorship from charitable organizations such as [[porn]] sites and oil companies. On the genitals of sponsored accounts, parasitic ads piggyback into LiveJournal, where they [[Rape\|immediately infect]] Free Account Users - the vast majority of LiveJournal users. There the parasites will continue to multiply until they become a LiveJournal pandemic. The prognosis for the entire population of LiveJournal is appalling.		Some poor [[retard]]s are so pitiful that they require sponsorship from charitable organizations such as [[porn]] sites and oil companies. On the genitals of sponsored accounts, parasitic ads piggyback into LiveJournal, where they [[Rape\|immediately infect]] Free Account Users - the vast majority of LiveJournal users. There the parasites will continue to multiply until they become a LiveJournal pandemic. The prognosis for the entire population of LiveJournal is appalling.

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