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Pooper at 12:54, 7 December 2024

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	[[Image:Userinfo_large.gif\|thumb\|120x60px\|\|[[Userinfo]] and passport to idiocy.]]		[[Image:Userinfo_large.gif\|thumb\|120x60px\|\|[[Userinfo]] and passport to idiocy.]]

	Often seen as a seething, [[attention]]-starved hivemind of [[histrionic]] [[16 year old girls]], [[~~Furry\|~~furries]], [[~~homosexual~~]]s, middle-aged [[~~virgin~~]]s, [[old ~~meme~~]]s and the occasional [[Fundamentalist\|fundie nutcase]]. Such a collection of [[drama]] obviously needs referees to occasionally keep combatants apart. The [[Nazi\|gestapo corps]] of [[LiveJournal Abuse\|LJ Abuse]] fulfills that role. Regardless of their status as any of the above, [[At least 100 percent]] of LiveJournal female/gay users are either [[pro-ana]] or [[BBW]]. The rest are lying about not being female or gay. Weights of members range from 45-85 and 400-[[Over_9000\|999,699]]. However, [[midget]]s of a relatively normal weight (because all midgets are also [[fat]] [[lesbian\|dykes]], but not all fat dykes are midgets) and [[Ann Coulter]] (and her dyke cheerleader counterpart, [[Rachel Maddow]]) are also members of LiveJournal.		Often seen as a seething, [[attention]]-starved hivemind of [[histrionic]] [[16 year old girls]], [[furries]], [[homosexuals]], middle-aged [[virgins]], [[old memes]] and the occasional [[Fundamentalist\|fundie nutcase]]. Such a collection of [[drama]] obviously needs referees to occasionally keep combatants apart. The [[Nazi\|gestapo corps]] of [[LiveJournal Abuse\|LJ Abuse]] fulfills that role. Regardless of their status as any of the above, [[At least 100 percent]] of LiveJournal female/gay users are either [[pro-ana]] or [[BBW]]. The rest are lying about not being female or gay. Weights of members range from 45-85 and 400-[[Over_9000\|999,699]]. However, [[midget]]s of a relatively normal weight (because all midgets are also [[fat]] [[lesbian\|dykes]], but not all fat dykes are midgets) and [[Ann Coulter]] (and her dyke cheerleader counterpart, [[Rachel Maddow]]) are also members of LiveJournal.

	In recent years LiveJournal has continued its decline into [[fail\|obscurity]] behind such [[faggot\|blogging]] sites as [[Wordpress]] or Blogger. But, since ED owes its heritage to LJ, let's all have an introspective moment of [[gayness\|silence]] for poor old LiveJournal.		In recent years LiveJournal has continued its decline into [[fail\|obscurity]] behind such [[faggot\|blogging]] sites as [[Wordpress]] or Blogger. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was originally created to document LJ drama before branching out to include [[b/\|/b/]] culture and eventually all teh interwebz. Æ even hosts [[Portal:LiveJournal\|a portal]] dedicated to LiveJournal, which just like the site today, is as dead as [[OldDirtyBtard]] and is [[shit no one cares about]]. But, since ED owes its heritage to LJ, let's all have an introspective moment of [[gayness\|silence]] for poor old LiveJournal.

	== Proof all bloggers are pedophiles ==		== Proof all bloggers are pedophiles ==

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	{{Rainbow\|Dead with MySpace!}}		{{Rainbow\|Dead with MySpace!}}
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	'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twatter]], and being laughed at by the then dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[Tumblr]], until it committed it suicide to be dethroned by Twatter, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].		'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twatter]], and being laughed at by the then dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[Tumblr]], until it committed it suicide to be dethroned by Twatter, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].

	[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]		[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]
	Typically abbreviated as "[[LJ\|LJ]]," and "eljay," and occasionally by nerdraged users as "elgay," [[LiveJournal]] is a free online [[Weblog\|journaling]] service created by [[bradfitz\|Brad Fritzl]] (son of [[Josef Fritzl\|Josef]]) under the Danga Company owned by Mena of [[Six Apart]], who described LJ as ~~[http://www.sixapart.com/about/corner/2005/04/i_take_the_bait.html~~ "a journalling service with a lot of teen girls screaming OMG."]		Typically abbreviated as "[[LJ\|LJ]]," and "eljay," and occasionally by nerdraged users as "elgay," [[LiveJournal]] is a free online [[Weblog\|journaling]] service created by [[bradfitz\|Brad Fritzl]] (son of [[Josef Fritzl\|Josef]]) under the Danga Company owned by Mena of [[Six Apart]], who described LJ as '''{{archive\|jLpuB\|"a journalling service with a lot of teen girls screaming OMG."}}'''

	[[Image:ljcausenowowad.jpg\|thumb\|Just gay.]]		[[Image:ljcausenowowad.jpg\|thumb\|Just gay.]]
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	==Flagging==		==Flagging==
	29 November 2007: Because being called Nazi censorship freaks once wasn't enough, LiveJournal implements a new [~~http~~://news.livejournal.com/104319.html flagging system] comprising two parts: the option for users to label their personal journals as "adult," and a little flag button on every entry to allow users to send insta-reports to LJ Abuse. Since such a feature could never possibly be abused in any fashion, especially not by people with stupid grudges, users hailed this innovation as a great boon.		29 November 2007: Because being called Nazi censorship freaks once wasn't enough, LiveJournal implements a new [https://news.livejournal.com/104319.html flagging system] comprising two parts: the option for users to label their personal journals as "adult," and a little flag button on every entry to allow users to send insta-reports to LJ Abuse. Since such a feature could never possibly be abused in any fashion, especially not by people with stupid grudges, users hailed this innovation as a great boon.

	==The Butthurt Report Form==		==The Butthurt Report Form==
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	{{bigpic\|Butthurt-ad-de.jpg\|700\|200\|The all important Butthurt Report Form\|link=}}		{{bigpic\|Butthurt-ad-de.jpg\|700\|200\|The all important Butthurt Report Form\|link=}}
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	==In Soviet Russia, internet writes on you==		==In Soviet Russia, internet writes on you==
	2 December 2007: SixApart announces that LiveJournal has been [~~http~~://news.livejournal.com/104520.html sold to the Russians]. Massive anti-Communist wank, Russian hate, standard paranoia, and a few lulzy "SUP WILL SAVE LIVEJOURNAL FOR FANDOM!!" responses ensued.		2 December 2007: SixApart announces that LiveJournal has been [https://news.livejournal.com/104520.html sold to the Russians]. Massive anti-Communist wank, Russian hate, standard paranoia, and a few lulzy "SUP WILL SAVE LIVEJOURNAL FOR FANDOM!!" responses ensued.

	Also, the Russian liberal intelligentsia ([[hypocrite\|which is actually a major bulk of Russian LiveJournal users]]) despises the fact that LJ is now Russian and subject to Putin's evil regime.		Also, the Russian liberal intelligentsia ([[hypocrite\|which is actually a major bulk of Russian LiveJournal users]]) despises the fact that LJ is now Russian and subject to Putin's evil regime.
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:Strip.jpg\|The origins of livejournal.		Image:Strip.jpg\|The origins of livejournal.
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[0 apathetic 0]]		*[[0 apathetic 0]]
	* [[Dernek.ba]] for dirty slavs.		*[[Dernek.ba]] for dirty slavs.
	* [[Fanfiction]]		*[[Fanfiction]]
	* [[GreatestJournal]] R.I.P.		*[[GreatestJournal]] R.I.P.
	* [[Journalspace]] R.I.P.		*[[Journalspace]] R.I.P.
	* [[Kelpie Dingo]] - Furfags on LJ.		*[[Kelpie Dingo]] - Furfags on LJ.
	* [[LiveJournal Buyout]]		*[[LiveJournal Buyout]]
	* [[Mcclane]]		*[[Mcclane]]
	* [[Must Be Pop]]		*[[Must Be Pop]]
	* [[Rei saru]] - Some [[Faggot]] on livejournal.		*[[Rei saru]] - Some [[Faggot]] on livejournal.
	* [[Sick fuck]]		*[[Sick fuck]]
	* [[Six Apart]]		*[[Six Apart]]
	* [[The Daily Dot]]		*[[The Daily Dot]]
	* [[The LiveJournal War]]		*[[The LiveJournal War]]
	* [[Twitter]]		*[[Twitter]]
	* [[Unrealistic expectations]]		*[[Unrealistic expectations]]
	* [[Vox]], LJ for grown-ups!		*[[Vox]], LJ for grown-ups!
	* [[Yaoi]]		*[[Yaoi]]

	==External links==		==External links==
	* [~~http~~://~~Livejournal~~.com/ LiveJournal], where it all began.		*[https://www.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal], where it all began.
	* [~~http~~://www.bbb.org/~~greater-~~san-francisco/~~business-reviews~~/internet-~~services~~/livejournal-~~in-san-francisco~~-ca-207069 Better Business Bureau] report for LiveJournal.		*[https://www.bbb.org/us/ca/san-francisco/profile/internet-service/livejournal-inc-1116-207069/ Better Business Bureau] report for LiveJournal.
	* {{ytlink\|fg9IAnKfOF4\|Ad for LiveJournal}}		*'''{{ytlink\|fg9IAnKfOF4\|Ad for LiveJournal}}'''
	* [http://www.proxies.co.nr Proxies for unlimited infliction of fun.]		*<s>[http://www.proxies.co.nr Proxies for unlimited infliction of fun.]</s> (dead)
	* <s>[http://www.myspace.com/drink_to_your_freedom official livejournal anthem]: scroll down and click the handy play button</s> ~~'''~~(~~Down~~)~~'''~~		*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/drink_to_your_freedom official livejournal anthem]: scroll down and click the handy play button</s> (down)
	* [http://www.perverted-justice.com/index.php?updates=recent LiveJournal: move over Wikipedia, there's a new place to meet hot young 11 year olds]		*[http://www.perverted-justice.com/index.php?updates=recent LiveJournal: move over Wikipedia, there's a new place to meet hot young 11 year olds]
	* ~~[http://community.livejournal.com/evening_dream/ Evening_dream]~~, the most popular graphics and fan fiction community on LiveJournal (to have been created this year)<br>		*'''{{ljcommunity\|evening-dream\|Evening dream}}''', the most popular graphics and fan fiction community on LiveJournal (to have been created this year)
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	{{trolls}}		{{trolls}}
	{{Social Media}}		{{Social Media}}
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	{{timeline\|Featured article June 8, [[2008]]\|[[Hal Turner]]\|[[LiveJournal]]\|[[Anabelle Lotus]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article June 8, [[2008]]\|[[Hal Turner]]\|[[LiveJournal]]\|[[Anabelle Lotus]]}}

imported>Thegibuspyro at 21:58, 1 April 2023

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			{{Rainbow\|Dead with MySpace!}}

	'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twatter]], and being laughed at by the then dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[Tumblr]], until it committed it suicide to be dethroned by Twatter, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].		'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twatter]], and being laughed at by the then dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[Tumblr]], until it committed it suicide to be dethroned by Twatter, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].

imported>ZoneDart at 02:34, 26 August 2021

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	'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[~~Twitter~~]], and being laughed at by the then dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[Tumblr]], until it committed it suicide to be dethroned by ~~Twitter~~, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].		'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twatter]], and being laughed at by the then dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[Tumblr]], until it committed it suicide to be dethroned by Twatter, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].

	[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]		[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]

imported>ZoneDart at 02:33, 26 August 2021

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	'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twitter]], and being laughed at by the ~~now~~ dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[~~tumblr~~]], ~~then brought back~~ to Twitter, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].		'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twitter]], and being laughed at by the then dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[Tumblr]], until it committed it suicide to be dethroned by Twitter, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].

	[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]		[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]

imported>ZoneDart at 14:58, 18 August 2021

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	'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twitter]], and being laughed at by the now dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[tumblr]], who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].		'''LiveJournal''' is where words go to die. LiveJournal long ago succumbed to the massive [[butthurt]] brought on by [[MySpace]], who in turn was the recipient of [[rape\|surprise sex]] from [[Facebook]], while simultaneously getting in the mouth by [[Twitter]], and being laughed at by the now dominant Queen of [[hugbox\|Hugboxes]] [[tumblr]], then brought back to Twitter, who [[faps]] in the corner watching. There is no permanency on teh interwebz. [[Shit nobody cares about\|If it bothers you that much]], go be [[an hero]].

	[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]		[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]

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Gallery

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	Image:Livejournaluserscunt.jpg\|[[Whore\|Most LJ users]]		Image:Livejournaluserscunt.jpg\|[[Whore\|Most LJ users]]
	image:LiveJournal Look at Me.gif		image:LiveJournal Look at Me.gif
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imported>LIOD at 10:51, 24 July 2017

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	[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]		[[Image:Logocombined.gif\|left\|thumb\|When you see this: assume the position.]]
	~~[[Image:Userinfo.gif\|thumb\|[[Userinfo]] and passport to idiocy.]]~~
	Typically abbreviated as "[[LJ\|LJ]]," and "eljay," and occasionally by nerdraged users as "elgay," [[LiveJournal]] is a free online [[Weblog\|journaling]] service created by [[bradfitz\|Brad Fritzl]] (son of [[Josef Fritzl\|Josef]]) under the Danga Company owned by Mena of [[Six Apart]], who described LJ as [http://www.sixapart.com/about/corner/2005/04/i_take_the_bait.html "a journalling service with a lot of teen girls screaming OMG."]		Typically abbreviated as "[[LJ\|LJ]]," and "eljay," and occasionally by nerdraged users as "elgay," [[LiveJournal]] is a free online [[Weblog\|journaling]] service created by [[bradfitz\|Brad Fritzl]] (son of [[Josef Fritzl\|Josef]]) under the Danga Company owned by Mena of [[Six Apart]], who described LJ as [http://www.sixapart.com/about/corner/2005/04/i_take_the_bait.html "a journalling service with a lot of teen girls screaming OMG."]

	[[Image:ljcausenowowad.jpg\|thumb\|Just gay.]]		[[Image:ljcausenowowad.jpg\|thumb\|Just gay.]]
			[[Image:Userinfo_large.gif\|thumb\|120x60px\|\|[[Userinfo]] and passport to idiocy.]]

	Often seen as a seething, [[attention]]-starved hivemind of [[histrionic]] [[16 year old girls]], [[Furry\|furries]], [[homosexual]]s, middle-aged [[virgin]]s, [[old meme]]s and the occasional [[Fundamentalist\|fundie nutcase]]. Such a collection of [[drama]] obviously needs referees to occasionally keep combatants apart. The [[Nazi\|gestapo corps]] of [[LiveJournal Abuse\|LJ Abuse]] fulfills that role. Regardless of their status as any of the above, [[At least 100 percent]] of LiveJournal female/gay users are either [[pro-ana]] or [[BBW]]. The rest are lying about not being female or gay. Weights of members range from 45-85 and 400-[[Over_9000\|999,699]]. However, [[midget]]s of a relatively normal weight (because all midgets are also [[fat]] [[lesbian\|dykes]], but not all fat dykes are midgets) and [[Ann Coulter]] (and her dyke cheerleader counterpart, [[Rachel Maddow]]) are also members of LiveJournal.		Often seen as a seething, [[attention]]-starved hivemind of [[histrionic]] [[16 year old girls]], [[Furry\|furries]], [[homosexual]]s, middle-aged [[virgin]]s, [[old meme]]s and the occasional [[Fundamentalist\|fundie nutcase]]. Such a collection of [[drama]] obviously needs referees to occasionally keep combatants apart. The [[Nazi\|gestapo corps]] of [[LiveJournal Abuse\|LJ Abuse]] fulfills that role. Regardless of their status as any of the above, [[At least 100 percent]] of LiveJournal female/gay users are either [[pro-ana]] or [[BBW]]. The rest are lying about not being female or gay. Weights of members range from 45-85 and 400-[[Over_9000\|999,699]]. However, [[midget]]s of a relatively normal weight (because all midgets are also [[fat]] [[lesbian\|dykes]], but not all fat dykes are midgets) and [[Ann Coulter]] (and her dyke cheerleader counterpart, [[Rachel Maddow]]) are also members of LiveJournal.
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	* {{ytlink\|fg9IAnKfOF4\|Ad for LiveJournal}}		* {{ytlink\|fg9IAnKfOF4\|Ad for LiveJournal}}
	* [http://www.proxies.co.nr Proxies for unlimited infliction of fun.]		* [http://www.proxies.co.nr Proxies for unlimited infliction of fun.]
	* [http://www.myspace.com/drink_to_your_freedom official livejournal anthem]: scroll down and click the handy play button		* <s>[http://www.myspace.com/drink_to_your_freedom official livejournal anthem]: scroll down and click the handy play button</s> '''(Down)'''
	* [http://www.perverted-justice.com/index.php?updates=recent LiveJournal: move over Wikipedia, there's a new place to meet hot young 11 year olds]		* [http://www.perverted-justice.com/index.php?updates=recent LiveJournal: move over Wikipedia, there's a new place to meet hot young 11 year olds]
	* [http://community.livejournal.com/evening_dream/ Evening_dream], the most popular graphics and fan fiction community on LiveJournal (to have been created this year)<br>		* [http://community.livejournal.com/evening_dream/ Evening_dream], the most popular graphics and fan fiction community on LiveJournal (to have been created this year)<br>