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	[[Image:Unseen Lithuania.jpg\|right\|thumb\|What has been seen cannot be unseen]]		[[Image:Unseen Lithuania.jpg\|right\|thumb\|What has been seen cannot be unseen]]

	Lithuania (derived from "lit" - name of the Lithuanian [[Money\|monies]] and "hui" ("хуй") - the Russian word for [[dick]]) is a country in the [[Europe\|middle of fucking nowhere]] (province of [[Putin\|Soviet Union]]).		'''Lithuania''' (derived from "lit" - name of the Lithuanian [[Money\|monies]] and "hui" ("хуй") - the Russian word for [[dick]]) is a country in the [[Europe\|middle of fucking nowhere]] (province of [[Putin\|Soviet Union]]).

	In short, Lithuania is. Throughout its thousand-year history, Lithuania has been fucked by its [[Retards\|parliament]], and the whole country is in an [[Money\|economic]], [[Mindfuck\|psychological]] and [[Emo\|moral]] crisis. Their only remaining hope is the new [[President]]...~~oops~~, the new President is a [[Whore\|woman]], hence all hope is lost. The natives are usually [[Drunk\|drowning in alcohol]], owing to the wide availability of locally produced, highly drinkable beer and spirits. Some delusional people still have hope of finding a [[Lie\|better life]], resulting in mass exodus from Lithuania to [[England\|elsewhere in Europe]]. Upon arrival these lucky few see what we did there, and try to escape the fat whores and fast food that plague western Europe, but has all their euros turned into imaginary weapons for British soldiers. Thus, they remain...out-drinking their western counterparts and occasionally putting their penors somewhere they regret.		In short, Lithuania is. Throughout its thousand-year history, Lithuania has been fucked by its [[Retards\|parliament]], and the whole country is in an [[Money\|economic]], [[Mindfuck\|psychological]] and [[Emo\|moral]] crisis. Their only remaining hope is the new [[President]]... Oops, the new President is a [[Whore\|woman]], hence all hope is lost. The natives are usually [[Drunk\|drowning in alcohol]], owing to the wide availability of locally produced, highly drinkable beer and spirits. Some delusional people still have hope of finding a [[Lie\|better life]], resulting in mass exodus from Lithuania to [[England\|elsewhere in Europe]]. Upon arrival these lucky few see what we did there, and try to escape the fat whores and fast food that plague western Europe, but has all their euros turned into imaginary weapons for British soldiers. Thus, they remain...out-drinking their western counterparts and occasionally putting their penors somewhere they regret.

	But [[You don't have any friends\|nobody knows]], or has ever heard of Lithuania anyway.		But [[You don't have any friends\|nobody knows]], or has ever heard of Lithuania anyway.
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	==Natives==		==Natives==

	[[Image:Saulenas.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Saulėnas, Lithuania's former [[president]]. Notice the typical Lithuanian's look and wardrobe.]]		[[Image:Saulenas.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Saulėnas, Lithuania's former [[president]]. Notice the typical Lithuanian's look and wardrobe.]]
	[[Image:Basketballer.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Lithuanian basketball player, sucking invisible [[dick]]]]		[[Image:Basketballer.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Lithuanian basketball player, sucking invisible [[dick]]]]
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	===Women===		===Women===

	Lithuania is rumored to have [[hawt]] women, though no evidence of this has ever been found. All the Lithuanian [[whores]] are [[drunk]], [[raped]] and heavily beaten by their [[Gods\|husbands/pimps]] - which is [[Nothing\|anything]] but [[Hawt\|beautiful]].		Lithuania is rumored to have [[hawt]] women, though no evidence of this has ever been found. All the Lithuanian [[whores]] are [[drunk]], [[raped]] and heavily beaten by their [[Gods\|husbands/pimps]] - which is [[Nothing\|anything]] but [[Hawt\|beautiful]].

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	===Famous Lithuanians===		===Famous Lithuanians===

	[[Image:LithuanianHansen.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A wild [[Chris Hansen]] appears!]]		[[Image:LithuanianHansen.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A wild [[Chris Hansen]] appears!]]

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	==Basketball==		==Basketball==

	<s>The only thing that Lithuania actually ''can'' do without [[Fail\|failing]] is play [[basketball]].</s>		<s>The only thing that Lithuania actually ''can'' do without [[Fail\|failing]] is play [[basketball]].</s>

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	==Lithuania and the internets==		==Lithuania and the internets==

	Lithuania, in a pathetic effort to keep up with the "civilized world", recently got involved in the [[Internet\|internets]]. At this time, only [[Money\|rich]] people can afford such a [[Epic\|prestigious]] [[Fail\|comfort]].		Lithuania, in a pathetic effort to keep up with the "civilized world", recently got involved in the [[Internet\|internets]]. At this time, only [[Money\|rich]] people can afford such a [[Epic\|prestigious]] [[Fail\|comfort]].

	===One.lt===		===One.lt===

	[[Image:Delicious_cake_i_must_eat_it.jpg\|thumb\|A lithuanian female undergoing a traditional birthday ritual.]]		[[Image:Delicious_cake_i_must_eat_it.jpg\|thumb\|A lithuanian female undergoing a traditional birthday ritual.]]
	The most popular website in Lithuana is a social networking one, known as [[Oneoneone\|One.lt]]. It's exactly the same as [[Facebook]] or [[Myspace]], just more pathetic, and in a language no one understands. Every goddamn [[redneck]] has as least five One accounts, so that makes One sort of like Lithuania's [[AIDS]]. Just as any other website, One.lt has its [[Haet\|haters]], thus has encouraged many [[Unfunny\|inside]] "jokes" in Lithuania.		The most popular website in Lithuana is a social networking one, known as [[Oneoneone\|One.lt]]. It's exactly the same as [[Facebook]] or [[Myspace]], just more pathetic, and in a language no one understands. Every goddamn [[redneck]] has as least five One accounts, so that makes One sort of like Lithuania's [[AIDS]]. Just as any other website, One.lt has its [[Haet\|haters]], thus has encouraged many [[Unfunny\|inside]] "jokes" in Lithuania.

	===Lithuanian Uncyclopedia===		===Lithuanian Uncyclopedia===

	The Lithuanian [[Popular\|hipsters]] recently came across [[Uncyclopedia]], and, being the [[Fucktard\|fucktards]] that they are, made a decision that [[All Caps\|"OMG LOL ROFL TIS PLACE IS HILAROIUS WE HAS TO MAKE UOR OWN"]], and so [http://juokopedija.org/ Juokopedija] ([[Le sigh\|Laugh-o-pedia]], if literally translated) was [[Fail\|made]].		The Lithuanian [[Popular\|hipsters]] recently came across [[Uncyclopedia]], and, being the [[Fucktard\|fucktards]] that they are, made a decision that [[All Caps\|"OMG LOL ROFL TIS PLACE IS HILAROIUS WE HAS TO MAKE UOR OWN"]], and so [http://juokopedija.org/ Juokopedija] ([[Le sigh\|Laugh-o-pedia]], if literally translated) was [[Fail\|made]].

	===Pipedija===		===Pipedija===

	[[Image:Planet terror pipedija small.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Medicine for all]]		[[Image:Planet terror pipedija small.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Medicine for all]]

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	=== 370Chan ===		=== 370Chan ===

	Despite the fact that Lithuanians do not have any detectable sense of humour, they have recently created a fucking clone of [[4chan]], full of [[Poles]] and [[niggers]], called {{strike\|"LTChan"}} "370chan". Some idiot drunken Lit haxors say that 370Chan is the best fucking place on the [[internet]], but it seems that 370Chan is fucking retarded [[Crap\|shit]], as usual, and will die soon. The site is already invaded by Poles, so it will be soon renamed to "PLChan". The worst thing is that Lithuanian (or should we say Polish) [[b\|/b/]] is full of [[fags]], so real /b/(re)tards don't give a fuck about it.		Despite the fact that Lithuanians do not have any detectable sense of humour, they have recently created a fucking clone of [[4chan]], full of [[Poles]] and [[niggers]], called {{strike\|"LTChan"}} "370chan". Some idiot drunken Lit haxors say that 370Chan is the best fucking place on the [[internet]], but it seems that 370Chan is fucking retarded [[Crap\|shit]], as usual, and will die soon. The site is already invaded by Poles, so it will be soon renamed to "PLChan". The worst thing is that Lithuanian (or should we say Polish) [[b\|/b/]] is full of [[fags]], so real /b/(re)tards don't give a fuck about it.

	==How to Troll Lithuanians==		==How to Troll Lithuanians==

	Some old Lithuanians love their country more than their life (and others' lives, too!) Even the smallest insult to Lithuania will generate massive lulz. In order to make them spew [[RAGE]], do the following:		Some old Lithuanians love their country more than their life (and others' lives, too!) Even the smallest insult to Lithuania will generate massive lulz. In order to make them spew [[RAGE]], do the following:

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	==Lithuanian gallery==		==Lithuanian gallery==

	{{cg\|Lithuanian gallery\|god help us all\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|Lithuanian gallery\|god help us all\|center\|<gallery>
	Image:vezis.png\|370chan's mascot - Vėžis		Image:vezis.png\|370chan's mascot - Vėžis

imported>Fun Guerillero: /* How to Troll Lithuanians */

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How to Troll Lithuanians

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	*Tell them they are the last ignorant [[Pagans]] in Europe. (This doesn't work because Lithuania is still a Pagan country. They ''like'' to worship trees.)		*Tell them they are the last ignorant [[Pagans]] in Europe. (This doesn't work because Lithuania is still a Pagan country. They ''like'' to worship trees.)
	*Tell them that while the ancient [[Chinese]] were inventing paper and gunpowder and the ancient [[Greece\|Greeks]] were creating philosophy, Lithuanians were sitting in trees throwing rocks at squirrels. ~~(Works with Germans, Britons, and many more too.)~~		*Tell them that while the ancient [[Chinese]] were inventing paper and gunpowder and the ancient [[Greece\|Greeks]] were creating philosophy, Lithuanians were sitting in trees throwing rocks at squirrels.
	*Tell them that the reason their language is so praised by the linguists for being ancient is because it has not evolved over time, like the other European languages, thus being impossible to be spoken by a person from a normal environment.		*Tell them that the reason their language is so praised by the linguists for being ancient is because it has not evolved over time, like the other European languages, thus being impossible to be spoken by a person from a normal environment.
	*Remind them that their country is the European leader in emigration, suicides, car accident deaths, cervical cancer, corruption and divorces. (Doesn't work because Lithuanians are proud of these things.)		*Remind them that their country is the European leader in emigration, suicides, car accident deaths, cervical cancer, corruption and divorces. (Doesn't work because Lithuanians are proud of these things.)

imported>ElSegCunt: /* How to Troll Lithuanians */

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How to Troll Lithuanians

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	*Remind them that their country is the European leader in emigration, suicides, car accident deaths, cervical cancer, corruption and divorces. (Doesn't work because Lithuanians are proud of these things.)		*Remind them that their country is the European leader in emigration, suicides, car accident deaths, cervical cancer, corruption and divorces. (Doesn't work because Lithuanians are proud of these things.)
	*Just tell them a few facts from this article and you'll be fine.		*Just tell them a few facts from this article and you'll be fine.
	*~~Most importantly, never stop confusing their country, nation and "culture" with those~~ of Russia~~, the Soviet Union, and maybe some of their other neighbors like Poland or Latvia. (This idea is taught in schools so it won~~'~~t work anyway~~.)		*Ask what part of Russia they're from.
	*Alternatively, confuse their name with Latvia and insist on being right.		*Alternatively, confuse their name with Latvia and insist on being right.
	*Remind them who rules their country!!! A WOMAN!!!		*Remind them who rules their country!!! A WOMAN!!!
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	*Tell them that Crizi is over in the rest of the world but not Lithuania (this trick works maybe 50% of the time).		*Tell them that Crizi is over in the rest of the world but not Lithuania (this trick works maybe 50% of the time).
	*Tell them that Lithuanians help troll Lithuanians.		*Tell them that Lithuanians help troll Lithuanians.
	*Be [[Poland\|Polish]] and show them your [[dick]].		*Be [[Poland\|Polish]] and show them your thick, throbbing, uncut [[dick\|kiolbasa]].

	==Lithuanian gallery==		==Lithuanian gallery==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Famous Lithuanians */

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Famous Lithuanians

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	As you may already know, nobody really gives a fuck about Lithuania, not even the natives. However, there are some noteworthy Lithuanians that made a place in the state - either with their [[Lie\|amazing discoveries]] or simply retarded [[sick fuck]]ery.		As you may already know, nobody really gives a fuck about Lithuania, not even the natives. However, there are some noteworthy Lithuanians that made a place in the state - either with their [[Lie\|amazing discoveries]] or simply retarded [[sick fuck]]ery.

	*'''Drasius Kedys''' - Lithuanian-[[batshit]]-insane-version of [[Chris Hansen]], a guy who shot two [[Jesus\|judges]] who raped his daughter. Considered by many as [[An hero\|a great hero]], likewise, he is utterly awesome		*'''Drasius Kedys''' - Lithuanian-[[batshit]]-insane-version of [[Chris Hansen]], a guy who shot two [[Jesus\|judges]] who raped his daughter. Considered by many as [[An hero\|a great hero]], likewise, he was utterly awesome and zaddy.
	*'''Vytautas Kernagis''' - [[Emo\|desperate]] musician/composer and [[Hookers and blow\|show-biz specialist]] who got [[pwnt]] by [[cancer]].		*'''Vytautas Kernagis''' - [[Emo\|desperate]] musician/composer and [[Hookers and blow\|show-biz specialist]] who got [[pwnt]] by [[cancer]].
	*'''[[TL;DR\|Mikalojus Konstantinas Ciurlionis]]''' - ancient, even more desperate musician/composer and [[Rule 34\|painter]]. Considered one of the most famous Lithuanians on the world [[Fail\|(because there is an asteroid named after him)]].		*'''[[TL;DR\|Mikalojus Konstantinas Ciurlionis]]''' - ancient, even more desperate musician/composer and [[Rule 34\|painter]]. Considered one of the most famous Lithuanians on the world [[Fail\|(because there is an asteroid named after him)]].
	*'''Virgilijus Alekna''' - [[Serious business\|world champion]] [[CD\|discus]]-thrower, one of the best athletes in Lithuania.		*'''Virgilijus Alekna''' - Highly fuckable, [[Serious business\|world champion]] [[CD\|discus]]-thrower, one of the best athletes in Lithuania.
	*'''Zydrunas Ilgauskas''' - a [[basketball]] player who made it into (the bench of) the [[Niggers\|NBA]]. What else? Well, he's [[Awesome\|got bolts in his feet]].		*'''Zydrunas Ilgauskas''' - a [[basketball]] player who made it into (the bench of) the [[Niggers\|NBA]]. What else? Well, he's [[Awesome\|got bolts in his feet]] and is directly related to [[Cancer Jesus]].
	*'''Tadas Blinda''' - Lithuanian [[Faggot\|Robin Hood]].		*'''Tadas Blinda''' - Lithuanian [[Faggot\|Robin Hood]].
	*'''Hannibal Lecter''' - [[Cannibal Troll\|Cannibalistic serial killer]] who was born in Lithuania. Oh, [[Fiction\|he doesn't fucking exist]], by the way.		*'''Hannibal Lecter''' - [[Cannibal Troll\|Cannibalistic serial killer]] who was born in Lithuania. Oh, [[Fiction\|he doesn't fucking exist]], by the way.

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Women */

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Women

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	===Women===		===Women===
	Lithuania is rumored to have [[hawt]] women~~. No~~ evidence of this has ever been found. All the Lithuanian [[whores]] are [[drunk]], [[raped]] and heavily beaten by their [[Gods\|husbands/pimps]] - which is [[Nothing\|anything]] but [[Hawt\|beautiful]].		Lithuania is rumored to have [[hawt]] women, though no evidence of this has ever been found. All the Lithuanian [[whores]] are [[drunk]], [[raped]] and heavily beaten by their [[Gods\|husbands/pimps]] - which is [[Nothing\|anything]] but [[Hawt\|beautiful]].

	According to the local man-whores, [[Redneck\|"All the dum sluts is good foar is milkin' cows and buyin' me beer, ya."]]		According to the local man-whores, [[Redneck\|"All the dum sluts is good foar is milkin' cows and buyin' me beer, ya."]]

	However, one [[Fail\|mighty]] [[lesbian]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalia_Grybauskait%C4%97 goddess] thought that it would be a [[Nice try\|great idea]] to join the parliament. Thanks to her endless promises of [[Hookers and blow\|wildest riches and endless opportunities]] for all drunken Lit chavs, she has actually been [[ALL CAPS\|ELECTED PRESIDENT OF LITHUANIA, HOLY FUCK]]. She even got re-elected in 2014. Now, the country is even more fucked up, [[Troll's remorse\|and now it's all her fault]] and everybody [[Rape\|hates]] women even [[Moar\|more]]. Plus she's into karate and has a cuntgrip that can crush steel pipes. [[Putin]] shows up on occasion just to stick his [[Cock\|head]] in there and feel the crush. Sick bastard, that.		However, one [[Fail\|mighty]] [[lesbian]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalia_Grybauskait%C4%97 goddess] thought that it would be a [[Nice try\|great idea]] to join the parliament. Thanks to her endless promises of [[Hookers and blow\|wildest riches and endless opportunities]] for all drunken Lit chavs, she has actually been [[ALL CAPS\|ELECTED PRESIDENT OF LITHUANIA, HOLY FUCK]]. She even got re-elected in 2014. Now, the country is even more fucked up, [[Troll's remorse\|and now it's all her fault]] and everybody [[Rape\|hates]] women even [[Moar\|more]]. Plus she's into karate and has a cuntgrip that can crush steel pipes. [[Putin]] shows up on occasion just to stick his [[Cock\|head]] in there and feel the crush. Sick bastard, that Vlad.

	===Famous Lithuanians===		===Famous Lithuanians===

imported>Staabalo: /* How to Troll Lithuanians */

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How to Troll Lithuanians

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	*Just tell them a few facts from this article and you'll be fine.		*Just tell them a few facts from this article and you'll be fine.
	*Most importantly, never stop confusing their country, nation and "culture" with those of Russia, the Soviet Union, and maybe some of their other neighbors like Poland or Latvia. (This idea is taught in schools so it won't work anyway.)		*Most importantly, never stop confusing their country, nation and "culture" with those of Russia, the Soviet Union, and maybe some of their other neighbors like Poland or Latvia. (This idea is taught in schools so it won't work anyway.)
			*Alternatively, confuse their name with Latvia and insist on being right.
	*Remind them who rules their country!!! A WOMAN!!!		*Remind them who rules their country!!! A WOMAN!!!
	*Tell them that they never gotta go to countries like England or USA.		*Tell them that they never gotta go to countries like England or USA.

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* Famous Lithuanians */

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Famous Lithuanians

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	*'''Tadas Blinda''' - Lithuanian [[Faggot\|Robin Hood]].		*'''Tadas Blinda''' - Lithuanian [[Faggot\|Robin Hood]].
	*'''Hannibal Lecter''' - [[Cannibal Troll\|Cannibalistic serial killer]] who was born in Lithuania. Oh, [[Fiction\|he doesn't fucking exist]], by the way.		*'''Hannibal Lecter''' - [[Cannibal Troll\|Cannibalistic serial killer]] who was born in Lithuania. Oh, [[Fiction\|he doesn't fucking exist]], by the way.
	*''' Oksana Pikul''' - World famous whore.		*'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Eo9Z45eSy8 Oksana Pikul]''' - World famous whore. Much plastic surgery.
	*'''Antanas Daktaras''' - World famous "ganksta".		*'''Antanas Daktaras''' - World famous "ganksta".
	*'''Jonas Kazlauskas''' - Lithuanian professional basketball coach and former professional basketball player.		*'''Jonas Kazlauskas''' - Lithuanian professional basketball coach and former professional basketball player.

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	As you may already know, nobody really gives a fuck about Lithuania, not even the natives. However, there are some noteworthy Lithuanians that made a place in the state - either with their [[Lie\|amazing discoveries]] or simply retarded [[sick fuck]]ery.		As you may already know, nobody really gives a fuck about Lithuania, not even the natives. However, there are some noteworthy Lithuanians that made a place in the state - either with their [[Lie\|amazing discoveries]] or simply retarded [[sick fuck]]ery.

	*'''Drasius Kedys''' - Lithuanian-[[batshit]]-insane-version of [[Chris Hansen]], a guy who shot two [[Jesus\|judges]] who raped his daughter. Considered by many as [[An hero\|a great hero]], likewise, he is utterly awesome		*'''Drasius Kedys''' - Lithuanian-[[batshit]]-insane-version of [[Chris Hansen]], a guy who shot two [[Jesus\|judges]] who raped his daughter. Considered by many as [[An hero\|a great hero]], likewise, he was utterly awesome and zaddy.
	*'''Vytautas Kernagis''' - [[Emo\|desperate]] musician/composer and [[Hookers and blow\|show-biz specialist]] who got [[pwnt]] by [[cancer]].		*'''Vytautas Kernagis''' - [[Emo\|desperate]] musician/composer and [[Hookers and blow\|show-biz specialist]] who got [[pwnt]] by [[cancer]].
	*'''[[TL;DR\|Mikalojus Konstantinas Ciurlionis]]''' - ancient, even more desperate musician/composer and [[Rule 34\|painter]]. Considered one of the most famous Lithuanians on the world [[Fail\|(because there is an asteroid named after him)]].		*'''[[TL;DR\|Mikalojus Konstantinas Ciurlionis]]''' - ancient, even more desperate musician/composer and [[Rule 34\|painter]]. Considered one of the most famous Lithuanians on the world [[Fail\|(because there is an asteroid named after him)]].
	*'''Virgilijus Alekna''' - [[Serious business\|world champion]] [[CD\|discus]]-thrower, one of the best athletes in Lithuania.		*'''Virgilijus Alekna''' - Highly fuckable, [[Serious business\|world champion]] [[CD\|discus]]-thrower, one of the best athletes in Lithuania.
	*'''Zydrunas Ilgauskas''' - a [[basketball]] player who made it into (the bench of) the [[Niggers\|NBA]]. What else? Well, he's [[Awesome\|got bolts in his feet]].		*'''Zydrunas Ilgauskas''' - a [[basketball]] player who made it into (the bench of) the [[Niggers\|NBA]]. What else? Well, he's [[Awesome\|got bolts in his feet]] and is directly related to [[Cancer Jesus]].
	*'''Tadas Blinda''' - Lithuanian [[Faggot\|Robin Hood]].		*'''Tadas Blinda''' - Lithuanian [[Faggot\|Robin Hood]].
	*'''Hannibal Lecter''' - [[Cannibal Troll\|Cannibalistic serial killer]] who was born in Lithuania. Oh, [[Fiction\|he doesn't fucking exist]], by the way.		*'''Hannibal Lecter''' - [[Cannibal Troll\|Cannibalistic serial killer]] who was born in Lithuania. Oh, [[Fiction\|he doesn't fucking exist]], by the way.