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	but really, he is most famous for his saying of this, regarding [[Daniel Brandt]]:		but really, he is most famous for his saying of this, regarding [[Daniel Brandt]]:

	*''"Whiny and baseless. He can cry about this until the cows come home".'' [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/06/wikipedia_bio/page2.html]		*''Whiny and baseless. He can cry about this until the cows come home.'' [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/06/wikipedia_bio/page2.html]

	So he is obviously ruthless, yet proud. A typical [[zealot]], nothing more than a [[Illuminati\|puppet]], willing to die for whatever Jimbo says.		So he is obviously ruthless, yet proud. A typical [[zealot]], nothing more than a [[Illuminati\|puppet]], willing to die for whatever Jimbo says.

	==The Schnickerdoodle on Encyclopedia Dramatica==		==The Schnickerdoodle on Encyclopedia Dramatica==
	''I made an interesting realization today. Listen, trolls. [[Paranoid\|I know you're watching this page]].		{{quote\|''I made an interesting realization today. Listen, trolls. [[Paranoid\|I know you're watching this page]].

	I am not going to stop you from having your fun on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] anymore. Go ahead. I, quite frankly, don't care anymore. Why?		I am not going to stop you from having your fun on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] anymore. Go ahead. I, quite frankly, don't care anymore. Why?

	Because... I'm going to be bringing home [[Unrealistic expectations\|a six-figure paycheck with the degree I'm getting]]. I'm going to [[WTC\|own my own aircraft]]. I've got [[Phaedriel\|a girlfriend that is to die for]]. I'm going to have fun with Wikipedia in the meantime. [[Lie\|I love my job and I love my life]]. [[Unwarranted self importance\|I'm going to pretty much outpace any low-life scum that tries to get their kicks by making fun of me]]. I honestly.. [[Emo\|just don't care anymore]]! So, go ahead and act like a [[loser]] on the internet. [[I am pwned\|I'm not going to stop you.]]		Because... I'm going to be bringing home [[Unrealistic expectations\|a six-figure paycheck with the degree I'm getting]]. I'm going to [[WTC\|own my own aircraft]]. I've got [[Phaedriel\|a girlfriend that is to die for]]. I'm going to have fun with Wikipedia in the meantime. [[Lie\|I love my job and I love my life]]. [[Unwarranted self importance\|I'm going to pretty much outpace any low-life scum that tries to get their kicks by making fun of me]]. I honestly.. [[Emo\|just don't care anymore]]! So, go ahead and act like a [[loser]] on the internet. [[I am pwned\|I'm not going to stop you.]]}} (lol!)

	== Becoming a [[Bureaucratic Fuck]] ==		== Becoming a [[Bureaucratic Fuck]] ==

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	==Controversy==		==Controversy==
	[[Chir.pn]] user, ~~[[User:~~ScheisseGern~~\|ScheisseGern]]~~, helping with the [[POSC]] troll on Wikipedia, called Linuxbeak up in a pretense of being Alfred Cunningham. lulz ensued:		[[Chir.pn]] user, ScheisseGern, helping with the [[POSC]] troll on Wikipedia, called Linuxbeak up in a pretense of being Alfred Cunningham. And hearty lulz ensued:

	[[Image:linuxbeakgay.jpg\|thumb\|Interests: Wikipedia, Half-Life, Counting Cards, Driving Slow in the Driveway, having a [[Dickneck\|dickneck]]]]		[[Image:linuxbeakgay.jpg\|thumb\|Interests: Wikipedia, Half-Life, Counting Cards, Driving Slow in the Driveway, having a [[Dickneck\|dickneck]]]]

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 23:10, 23 March 2015

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	[[Image:linuxbeaksuit.jpg\|thumb\|<3]]		[[Image:linuxbeaksuit.jpg\|thumb\|<3]]

	'''Linuxbeak''' ([[powerword]] Alex Schrenk) was the number one henchman of [[Jimbo Wales\|King Jimbo I of Wikiland]], back in the [[olden days]]. He is a detached pedophile who prowls the net looking for little boys to rape and consume. Aside from being a brown-shirted wiki thug, he is also the seneschal to King Jimbo and the gay lover of [[Psychonaut]]. He recently assassinated a [[~~User:JarlaxleArtemis~~\|great member]] of Wikiland, who will be poignantly missed and always remembered for bravely challenging the evil and sadistic "Schenckmeister." His [[Wikipedia]] user page has been vandalized 159 times and counting, quite possibly because he's a fucking dweeb who quotes the bible. [[Raptor Jesus\|Jesus Christ]] is dead, Alex, get over it.		'''Linuxbeak''' ([[powerword]] Alex Schrenk) was the number one henchman of [[Jimbo Wales\|King Jimbo I of Wikiland]], back in the [[at least 100 years ago\|olden days]]. He is a detached pedophile who prowls the net looking for little boys to rape and consume. Aside from being a brown-shirted wiki thug, he is also the seneschal to King Jimbo and the gay lover of [[Psychonaut]]. He recently assassinated a [[Grawp\|great member]] of Wikiland, who will be poignantly missed and always remembered for bravely challenging the evil and sadistic "Schenckmeister." His [[Wikipedia]] user page has been vandalized 159 times and counting, quite possibly because he's a fucking dweeb who quotes the bible. [[Raptor Jesus\|Jesus Christ]] is dead, Alex, get over it.

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

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	[[Image:linuxbeaksuit.jpg\|thumb\|<3]]		[[Image:linuxbeaksuit.jpg\|thumb\|<3]]

	'''Linuxbeak''' is the number one henchman of [[Jimbo Wales\|King Jimbo I of Wikiland]]. He is a detached pedophile who prowls the net looking for little boys to rape and consume. Aside from being a brown-shirted wiki thug, he is also the seneschal to King Jimbo and the gay lover of [[Psychonaut]]. He recently assassinated a [[User:JarlaxleArtemis\|great member]] of Wikiland, who will be poignantly missed and always remembered for bravely challenging the evil and sadistic "Schenckmeister." His [[Wikipedia]] user page has been vandalized 159 times and counting, quite possibly because he's a fucking dweeb who quotes the bible. [[Raptor Jesus\|Jesus Christ]] is dead, Alex, get over it.		'''Linuxbeak''' ([[powerword]] Alex Schrenk) was the number one henchman of [[Jimbo Wales\|King Jimbo I of Wikiland]], back in the [[olden days]]. He is a detached pedophile who prowls the net looking for little boys to rape and consume. Aside from being a brown-shirted wiki thug, he is also the seneschal to King Jimbo and the gay lover of [[Psychonaut]]. He recently assassinated a [[User:JarlaxleArtemis\|great member]] of Wikiland, who will be poignantly missed and always remembered for bravely challenging the evil and sadistic "Schenckmeister." His [[Wikipedia]] user page has been vandalized 159 times and counting, quite possibly because he's a fucking dweeb who quotes the bible. [[Raptor Jesus\|Jesus Christ]] is dead, Alex, get over it.

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
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	#This is some kind of joke.		#This is some kind of joke.

	If the former (which I think is probably very unlikely, but I obviously can't know for sure), what makes you think that it's acceptable to use your power like this? If the latter, the same applies; I'm not sure it's really appropriate for a Wikipedia administrator in your position to make light of paedophilia and Nazism. --[[GNAA\|Rolloffle]] 17:15, 12 December 2006 (UTC)		"If the former (which I think is probably very unlikely, but I obviously can't know for sure), what makes you think that it's acceptable to use your power like this? If the latter, the same applies; I'm not sure it's really appropriate for a Wikipedia administrator in your position to make light of paedophilia and Nazism. --[[GNAA\|Rolloffle]] 17:15, 12 December 2006 (UTC)"

			It was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Linuxbeak&diff=next&oldid=93845657 deleted as "rubbish"] the next day.

	~~It was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title~~=~~User_talk:Linuxbeak&diff~~=~~next&oldid~~=~~93845657 deleted as "rubbish"] the next day~~.		==All meaningless==
			Because he got sick of fighting with people and being criticized, Alex quit Wikipedia in 2012. Wimp!

	== Docs ==		== Docs ==

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Controversy

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	[[Chir.pn]] user, [[User:ScheisseGern\|ScheisseGern]], helping with the [[POSC]] troll on Wikipedia, called Linuxbeak up in a pretense of being Alfred Cunningham. lulz ensued:		[[Chir.pn]] user, [[User:ScheisseGern\|ScheisseGern]], helping with the [[POSC]] troll on Wikipedia, called Linuxbeak up in a pretense of being Alfred Cunningham. lulz ensued:

	[[Image:linuxbeakgay.jpg\|thumb\|Interests: Wikipedia, Half-Life, Counting Cards, Driving Slow in the Driveway]]		[[Image:linuxbeakgay.jpg\|thumb\|Interests: Wikipedia, Half-Life, Counting Cards, Driving Slow in the Driveway, having a [[Dickneck\|dickneck]]]]
	In December the following allegations were [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Linuxbeak&diff=93845657&oldid=92943356 posted] on '''Linuxbeak's''' talk page concerning a phone call he made that had been recorded.		In December the following allegations were [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Linuxbeak&diff=93845657&oldid=92943356 posted] on '''Linuxbeak's''' talk page concerning a phone call he made that had been recorded.
	=== Concerning phone call - is this you? ===		=== Concerning phone call - is this you? ===
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	It was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Linuxbeak&diff=next&oldid=93845657 deleted as "rubbish"] the next day.		It was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Linuxbeak&diff=next&oldid=93845657 deleted as "rubbish"] the next day.

	== Docs ==		== Docs ==
	'''Websites:''' http://www.cs.uri.edu/~aschenck/weblog, http://forum.americasarmy.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=121423, http://102nd.ricap.com		'''Websites:''' http://www.cs.uri.edu/~aschenck/weblog, http://forum.americasarmy.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=121423, http://102nd.ricap.com

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	[[Image:Linuxbeak.jpg\|thumb\|Linuxbeak on the morning of [[9/11\|September eleventh]]. His whereabouts are still unknown.]]		[[Image:Linuxbeak.jpg\|thumb\|Linuxbeak on the morning of [[9/11\|September eleventh]]. His whereabouts are still unknown.]]
	[[Image:linuxbeaksuit.jpg\|thumb\|<3]]		[[Image:linuxbeaksuit.jpg\|thumb\|<3]]
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	'''Linuxbeak''' is the number one henchman of [[Jimbo Wales\|King Jimbo I of Wikiland]]. He is a detached pedophile who prowls the net looking for little boys to rape and consume. Aside from being a brown-shirted wiki thug, he is also the seneschal to King Jimbo and the gay lover of [[Psychonaut]]. He recently assassinated a [[User:JarlaxleArtemis\|great member]] of Wikiland, who will be poignantly missed and always remembered for bravely challenging the evil and sadistic "Schenckmeister." His [[Wikipedia]] user page has been vandalized 159 times and counting, quite possibly because he's a fucking dweeb who quotes the bible. [[Raptor Jesus\|Jesus Christ]] is dead, Alex, get over it.		'''Linuxbeak''' is the number one henchman of [[Jimbo Wales\|King Jimbo I of Wikiland]]. He is a detached pedophile who prowls the net looking for little boys to rape and consume. Aside from being a brown-shirted wiki thug, he is also the seneschal to King Jimbo and the gay lover of [[Psychonaut]]. He recently assassinated a [[User:JarlaxleArtemis\|great member]] of Wikiland, who will be poignantly missed and always remembered for bravely challenging the evil and sadistic "Schenckmeister." His [[Wikipedia]] user page has been vandalized 159 times and counting, quite possibly because he's a fucking dweeb who quotes the bible. [[Raptor Jesus\|Jesus Christ]] is dead, Alex, get over it.

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	*''We'll stick with [[Uncyclopedia]] and stay away from overused sex jokes that border and occasionally cross into harassment'' [http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/irc/6070101.txt]		*''We'll stick with [[Uncyclopedia]] and stay away from overused sex jokes that border and occasionally cross into harassment'' [http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/irc/6070101.txt]

	but really, he is most famous for his saying of this ~~(Over an issue of a person's privacy on~~ [[~~TOW~~]]):		but really, he is most famous for his saying of this, regarding [[Daniel Brandt]]:

	*''"Whiny and baseless. He can cry about this until the cows come home".'' [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/06/wikipedia_bio/page2.html]		*''"Whiny and baseless. He can cry about this until the cows come home".'' [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/06/wikipedia_bio/page2.html]