Lindsay Lohan - Revision history

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Filmography

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	===Filmography===		===Filmography===
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			*''Liz Loves Dick'' 2012
	*''[[Mexican\|Machete]]'' (2010)		*''[[Mexican\|Machete]]'' (2010)
	*''American Bukkake 56: Black Men Cum Nigg...er,...Bigger'' (2009) ''[[Truth\|Rumored]]''		*''American Bukkake 56: Black Men Cum Nigg...er,...Bigger'' (2009) ''[[Truth\|Rumored]]''

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	[[Image:Lohan knife.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Lindsay loves the pussy.]]		[[Image:Lohan knife.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Lindsay loves the pussy.]]
	[[Image:Lindsaylohantan.JPG\|thumb\|Lindsay Lohan, after stealing the world's supply of fake tanning solution.]]		[[Image:Lindsaylohantan.JPG\|thumb\|\|Lindsay Lohan, after stealing the world's supply of fake tanning solution.]]
	[[Image:Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll.JPG\|thumb\|DO NOT WANT.]]		[[Image:Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll.JPG\|thumb\|DO NOT WANT.]]
	[[Image:Hohan Classy.jpg\|thumb\|Hohan is known for her classy self-respect.]]		[[Image:Hohan Classy.jpg\|thumb\|Hohan is known for her classy self-respect.]]
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	'''BREAKING LULZ:''' On June 8th, 2010, Hohan threw a bitch-fit over some poorly-timed photos and even moar poorly-timed MTV Awards Show after-parties. Her SCRAM went off [[bullshit\|"accidentally"]] after being there not but half an hour. She literally couldn't go a whole week without booze, much less her months-long probation; admittably, that's hard for some of our very own [[EDiot\|EDiots]], but that's besides the point. She even spent less time making excuses on [[Twitter]] as soon as she realized just how fucked she was, claiming everything from a malfunction to a [[Raver\|"flashing bracelet"]] in her boots. Or y'know, maybe she could've said someone spilled a drink on her, though [[LOL\|her probation requirements stipulated she wasn't even supposed to be AROUND alcohol]], so again, she was boned. The judge locked her up the next day and she was out the next night, this time with TWICE the bail held against her ([[OMG\|$200,000 American!]]) via a bail-bondsman; she only thought she was broke before, now she's gonna have to suck dick for more than [[Cocaine\|Coke]] from now on, <strike>assuming she doesn't end up in jail next.</strike> <strike> DISREGARD THAT ''After'' [http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/18962247419 she gets out of jail].</strike> until she goes back to jail.		'''BREAKING LULZ:''' On June 8th, 2010, Hohan threw a bitch-fit over some poorly-timed photos and even moar poorly-timed MTV Awards Show after-parties. Her SCRAM went off [[bullshit\|"accidentally"]] after being there not but half an hour. She literally couldn't go a whole week without booze, much less her months-long probation; admittably, that's hard for some of our very own [[EDiot\|EDiots]], but that's besides the point. She even spent less time making excuses on [[Twitter]] as soon as she realized just how fucked she was, claiming everything from a malfunction to a [[Raver\|"flashing bracelet"]] in her boots. Or y'know, maybe she could've said someone spilled a drink on her, though [[LOL\|her probation requirements stipulated she wasn't even supposed to be AROUND alcohol]], so again, she was boned. The judge locked her up the next day and she was out the next night, this time with TWICE the bail held against her ([[OMG\|$200,000 American!]]) via a bail-bondsman; she only thought she was broke before, now she's gonna have to suck dick for more than [[Cocaine\|Coke]] from now on, <strike>assuming she doesn't end up in jail next.</strike> <strike> DISREGARD THAT ''After'' [http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/18962247419 she gets out of jail].</strike> until she goes back to jail.
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Latest Dramas

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	'''BREAKING LULZ:''' On June 8th, 2010, Hohan threw a bitch-fit over some poorly-timed photos and even moar poorly-timed MTV Awards Show after-parties. Her SCRAM went off [[bullshit\|"accidentally"]] after being there not but half an hour. She literally couldn't go a whole week without booze, much less her months-long probation; admittably, that's hard for some of our very own [[EDiot\|EDiots]], but that's besides the point. She even spent less time making excuses on [[Twitter]] as soon as she realized just how fucked she was, claiming everything from a malfunction to a [[Raver\|"flashing bracelet"]] in her boots. Or y'know, maybe she could've said someone spilled a drink on her, though [[LOL\|her probation requirements stipulated she wasn't even supposed to be AROUND alcohol]], so again, she was boned. The judge locked her up the next day and she was out the next night, this time with TWICE the bail held against her ([[OMG\|$200,000 American!]]) via a bail-bondsman; she only thought she was broke before, now she's gonna have to suck dick for more than [[Cocaine\|Coke]] from now on, <strike>assuming she doesn't end up in jail next.</strike> <strike> DISREGARD THAT ''After'' [http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/18962247419 she gets out of jail].</strike> until she goes back to jail.		'''BREAKING LULZ:''' On June 8th, 2010, Hohan threw a bitch-fit over some poorly-timed photos and even moar poorly-timed MTV Awards Show after-parties. Her SCRAM went off [[bullshit\|"accidentally"]] after being there not but half an hour. She literally couldn't go a whole week without booze, much less her months-long probation; admittably, that's hard for some of our very own [[EDiot\|EDiots]], but that's besides the point. She even spent less time making excuses on [[Twitter]] as soon as she realized just how fucked she was, claiming everything from a malfunction to a [[Raver\|"flashing bracelet"]] in her boots. Or y'know, maybe she could've said someone spilled a drink on her, though [[LOL\|her probation requirements stipulated she wasn't even supposed to be AROUND alcohol]], so again, she was boned. The judge locked her up the next day and she was out the next night, this time with TWICE the bail held against her ([[OMG\|$200,000 American!]]) via a bail-bondsman; she only thought she was broke before, now she's gonna have to suck dick for more than [[Cocaine\|Coke]] from now on, <strike>assuming she doesn't end up in jail next.</strike> <strike> DISREGARD THAT ''After'' [http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/18962247419 she gets out of jail].</strike> until she goes back to jail.

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imported>LIOD: /* Lilo and Snatch */

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Lilo and Snatch

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	* On April 6th, Lindsay Lohan said that she would take a break from seeing SaMANtha Ronson, this was probably caused by the preview footage of the [[Eminem]] music video "We Made You" bashing them both alongside with other idiots.		* On April 6th, Lindsay Lohan said that she would take a break from seeing SaMANtha Ronson, this was probably caused by the preview footage of the [[Eminem]] music video "We Made You" bashing them both alongside with other idiots.

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imported>LIOD: /* Lohan on teh Internets */

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Lohan on teh Internets

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	She recently became the subject of the [[4chan]] [[meme]] [[I came]]. It features a picture of her from the movie ''The Parent Trap'' looking quite satisfied with the caption [[I came]] [[photoshop]]ped on it. It is notable that Lohan was still a child when this [[movie]] was filmed which officially makes her [[jailbait]].		She recently became the subject of the [[4chan]] [[meme]] [[I came]]. It features a picture of her from the movie ''The Parent Trap'' looking quite satisfied with the caption [[I came]] [[photoshop]]ped on it. It is notable that Lohan was still a child when this [[movie]] was filmed which officially makes her [[jailbait]].

	Also recently has had several personal emails [http://~~thesuperficial~~.~~com~~/~~2006/11/lindsay_lohan_shouldnt_be_allo.html~~] [http://~~thesuperficial~~.~~com/2006~~/~~12/lindsay_lohans_full_letter_of.html~~] leaked to the [[internets]], revealing her Shakespearean grasp of the English language. Apparently, she is part of a newly-formed lobby to change the spelling of [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/adequate 'adequate'] to [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/adequite 'adequite.']		Also recently has had several personal emails [http://archive.fo/BgQKC] [http://archive.fo/lxMBR] leaked to the [[internets]], revealing her Shakespearean grasp of the English language. Apparently, she is part of a newly-formed lobby to change the spelling of [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/adequate 'adequate'] to [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/adequite 'adequite.']

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Lilo and Snatch

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	A reliable but [[anonymous]] person mentioned that when no one's looking, Lohan plays the submissive housewife and Ronson is the very [[rape\|dominating]] husband. They have also said... just fuck it, go buy a random celebrity magazine or visit a random [[tabloid]] website and read about their lesbian relationship. [[OVER 9000\|''Every-single-one'']] of them are talking about it!		A reliable but [[anonymous]] person mentioned that when no one's looking, Lohan plays the submissive housewife and Ronson is the very [[rape\|dominating]] husband. They have also said... just fuck it, go buy a random celebrity magazine or visit a random [[tabloid]] website and read about their lesbian relationship. [[OVER 9000\|''Every-single-one'']] of them are talking about it!

	* On April 6th, Lindsay Lohan said that she would take a break from seeing SaMANtha Ronson, this was probably caused by the preview footage of the [[~~Rap\|~~Eminem]] music video "We Made You" bashing them both alongside with other idiots.		* On April 6th, Lindsay Lohan said that she would take a break from seeing SaMANtha Ronson, this was probably caused by the preview footage of the [[Eminem]] music video "We Made You" bashing them both alongside with other idiots.

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	Image:Lindsay Lohan Tries To Think.JPG\|Lindsay Lohan immediately after listening to her own CD.		Image:Lindsay Lohan Tries To Think.JPG\|Lindsay Lohan immediately after listening to her own CD.
	File:Lindsey Lohan in court.jpg		File:Lindsey Lohan in court.jpg
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://perezhilton.com/category/lindsay-lohan/ Perez Hilton Tabloid Fodder]		*[http://perezhilton.com/category/lindsay-lohan/ Perez Hilton Tabloid Fodder]


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