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	[[File:Like whore.png\|thumb\|left\|130px\|They're real.]]		[[File:Like whore.png\|thumb\|left\|130px\|They're real.]]
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	Likes, the [[Chris Chan\|gay morbidly obese autistic]] brother of dislikes, are an unofficial form of [[Jew gold\|currency]] on the majority of websites. It gives a sense of "worth" to the users of the internets, and it's the [[Internet Hate Machine\|rubbery black dildo of the internets]] that [[Banhammer\|penetrates users]] to keep posting. More often than not, the more [[cock\|likes]] you have [[rape\|forcefully shoved up your anus]], the more "[[gay\|kewler]]" you are to other users. These like whores are seen as bad asses by the foolish users who fall blind to their faggotry, and are butt-buddies with the mods. They live in this fantasy, in which they think that they are the most [[lie\|original oldfag on the site]], that every post they make is [[shit\|pure gold]], and that they are the [[WayBack Machine\|savior of the internets and lulz]]. Even though in reality, Saving the internets without getting a lethal dose of cancer and [[E.T.\|fail]] is impossible. People who think they aren't just another faggot on the web cause they have more likes are not bad asses, but rather disillusioned faggots who have [[sexlord66\|fucked themselves]] into believing that getting "liked" by some [[cockmongler\|cock smuggler]] on the net has a value. In truth, [[Nothing\|likes are worth about as much as another dead nigger lying in the streets of Detroit]]. A [[Lol wut\|smart user]], if any exist, would know [[Fap\|not to waste their time]] on licking the internets [[Goatse\|large gaping butthole]], as when they die, the users of the internets will to busy lubing themselves up for the ass fucking they are about to get from the [[House\|endless supply of drama, lulz,]] and [[b\|cancer]] they provide. Fortunately on some websites, they have implemented the ass raping dislike button, which if used correctly, [[Truth\|will shrink the like whores dick even smaller]] and give it the [[Semen\|creamy taste of the nut butter of reality]]. Use it enough, and the like whore will finally realize how much of a [[You\|stale unfunny semen soaked kissless virgin faggot]] it is, and will [[Girlvinyl\|ultimately fall under it's own fail]] and turn into a black hole. At this stage it will try everything to [[Never\|get someone to fill it's black hole]], preferably with likes. [[The best\|The best]] thing to do now at this moment, is to [[Kill yourself\|keep disliking the faggot]], while [[Double Nigger\|simultaneously]] squeezing your nipples until it acknowledges that [[9gag\|no one likes it]] and [[EDF2\|hopefully kills itself]]. Either way that will only give you a [[Fat\|few seconds of breathing time]], as another like whore will quickly crawl up your sweaty anus and begin the [[circle jerk\|cycle]] yet again.
			'''Likes''', the [[Chris Chan\|gay morbidly obese autistic]] brother of dislikes, are an unofficial form of [[Jew gold\|currency]] on the majority of websites. It gives a sense of "worth" to the users of the internets, and it's the [[Internet Hate Machine\|rubbery black dildo of the internets]] that [[Banhammer\|penetrates users]] to keep posting. More often than not, the more [[cock\|likes]] you have [[rape\|forcefully shoved up your anus]], the more "[[gay\|kewler]]" you are to other users. These like whores are seen as bad asses by the foolish users who fall blind to their faggotry, and are butt-buddies with the mods. They live in this fantasy, in which they think that they are the most [[lie\|original oldfag on the site]], that every post they make is [[shit\|pure gold]], and that they are the [[WayBack Machine\|savior of the internets and lulz]]. Even though in reality, Saving the internets without getting a lethal dose of cancer and [[E.T.\|fail]] is impossible. People who think they aren't just another faggot on the web cause they have more likes are not bad asses, but rather disillusioned faggots who have [[sexlord66\|fucked themselves]] into believing that getting "liked" by some [[cockmongler\|cock smuggler]] on the net has a value. In truth, [[Nothing\|likes are worth about as much as another dead nigger lying in the streets of Detroit]]. A [[Lol wut\|smart user]], if any exist, would know [[Fap\|not to waste their time]] on licking the internets [[Goatse\|large gaping butthole]], as when they die, the users of the internets will to busy lubing themselves up for the ass fucking they are about to get from the [[House\|endless supply of drama, lulz,]] and [[b\|cancer]] they provide. Fortunately on some websites, they have implemented the ass raping dislike button, which if used correctly, [[Truth\|will shrink the like whores dick even smaller]] and give it the [[Semen\|creamy taste of the nut butter of reality]]. Use it enough, and the like whore will finally realize how much of a [[You\|stale unfunny semen soaked kissless virgin faggot]] it is, and will [[Girlvinyl\|ultimately fall under it's own fail]] and turn into a black hole. At this stage it will try everything to [[Never\|get someone to fill it's black hole]], preferably with likes. [[The best\|The best]] thing to do now at this moment, is to [[Kill yourself\|keep disliking the faggot]], while [[Double Nigger\|simultaneously]] squeezing your nipples until it acknowledges that [[9gag\|no one likes it]] and [[EDF2\|hopefully kills itself]]. Either way that will only give you a [[Fat\|few seconds of breathing time]], as another like whore will quickly crawl up your sweaty anus and begin the [[circle jerk\|cycle]] yet again.

	CAUTION. The previous paragraph shows how likes would be perceived from the viewpoint of a sperg. Actually likes provide an easy way for websites to tell which content is likely to be enjoyed by other users, so that they can display this content on their "most liked" pages.		CAUTION. The previous paragraph shows how likes would be perceived from the viewpoint of a sperg. Actually likes provide an easy way for websites to tell which content is likely to be enjoyed by other users, so that they can display this content on their "most liked" pages.
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	== [[Boxxy\|Like whores]] ==		== [[Boxxy\|Like whores]] ==
	[[File:cum rag.jpg\|thumb~~\|150px~~\|Towelie is a great example of a like whore]]
	[[File:old whore.jpg\|thumb\|left~~\|150px~~\|A whore who couldn't get its fix]]		[[File:cum rag.jpg\|thumb\|Towelie is a great example of a like whore]]
			[[File:old whore.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A whore who couldn't get its fix]]
			[[File:Facebook extra hard like.jpg\|right\|185px]]

	A cousin of the common [[Your mom\|attention whore]], likes whores are generally faggots who only post things that [[Porn\|appeal to a wide audience]] to get their daily fix of likes. They will [[Nerd\|often fall to peer pressure]], and do whatever they must do to get accepted, even if it means the [[outside\|extreme]]. They are oblivious to the fact that it will eventually lead to their [[rape\|painful death]], and an butt hole hole wider than the nostrils of a [[jew\|jew]]'s giant dick nose. As with any whore, their body becomes stale, and the same goes with whores as their posts become stale until the filthy whore literally turns into a [[Grandma\|dry crusty cum drenched towel long forgotten by the users]], but through time they'll soon forget also, and the filthy whore will make a [[DO IT FAGGOT\|come back]], and once again get their meat stroked by thousands of [[virgin\|cock hungry faggots]] having a head rush. If they're lucky, one of these mods who aren't complete [[Ediots\|nipple lickers]] will stop the dirty whore in it's tracks.		A cousin of the common [[Your mom\|attention whore]], likes whores are generally faggots who only post things that [[Porn\|appeal to a wide audience]] to get their daily fix of likes. They will [[Nerd\|often fall to peer pressure]], and do whatever they must do to get accepted, even if it means the [[outside\|extreme]]. They are oblivious to the fact that it will eventually lead to their [[rape\|painful death]], and an butt hole hole wider than the nostrils of a [[jew\|jew]]'s giant dick nose. As with any whore, their body becomes stale, and the same goes with whores as their posts become stale until the filthy whore literally turns into a [[Grandma\|dry crusty cum drenched towel long forgotten by the users]], but through time they'll soon forget also, and the filthy whore will make a [[DO IT FAGGOT\|come back]], and once again get their meat stroked by thousands of [[virgin\|cock hungry faggots]] having a head rush. If they're lucky, one of these mods who aren't complete [[Ediots\|nipple lickers]] will stop the dirty whore in it's tracks.

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	== Abusing The Dislike Button ==		== Abusing The Dislike Button ==
	[[File:like fail.png\|thumb~~\|160px~~\|The failure of the like button]]		[[File:like fail.png\|thumb\|The failure of the like button]]
	[[File:butthurt cream.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The original]]		[[File:butthurt cream.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The original]]
	As said before, the dislike button is one of the very few ways to get a like whore to [[GTFO\|fuck off]]. Unfortunately, the dislike button [[children\|can be abused]] just as it's gay faggot brother. Typically it is abused by someone who has been [[mr. hands\|devastatingly sodomized]] with a lubricated banana on [[hackers on steroids\|steroids]] or a giant jar of bee's while they were sleeping. Offering constructive criticism to someone who has been touched inappropriately in their fanny will result in them having a [[seizure\|seizure]] or [[mindfuck\|shatting themselves]]. The most severe case of people harassing the dislike button comes from them learning the truth. For example, if you went to the [[brony\|Brony]] board on [[unfunny\|funnyjunk]] and made a thread consisting of something along the lines of "[[Truth\|THIS SHOW IS FOR FUCKING CHILDREN YOU FILTHY PONY WANKERS]]" then most likely you will be disliked until ban. Though it depends if you're being truly honest or just trolling. Sometimes [[butthurt\|anus bruised]] testyflappers will use long complex and hard to spell words, such as "Inevitable, Prejudiced, Narrow-minded, Faggot, and Idiosyncratic" to confuse you, or make it sound like they're winning the argument (which they probably are). You have only 4 ways to counter this.		As said before, the dislike button is one of the very few ways to get a like whore to [[GTFO\|fuck off]]. Unfortunately, the dislike button [[children\|can be abused]] just as it's gay faggot brother. Typically it is abused by someone who has been [[mr. hands\|devastatingly sodomized]] with a lubricated banana on [[hackers on steroids\|steroids]] or a giant jar of bee's while they were sleeping. Offering constructive criticism to someone who has been touched inappropriately in their fanny will result in them having a [[seizure\|seizure]] or [[mindfuck\|shatting themselves]]. The most severe case of people harassing the dislike button comes from them learning the truth. For example, if you went to the [[brony\|Brony]] board on [[unfunny\|funnyjunk]] and made a thread consisting of something along the lines of "[[Truth\|THIS SHOW IS FOR FUCKING CHILDREN YOU FILTHY PONY WANKERS]]" then most likely you will be disliked until ban. Though it depends if you're being truly honest or just trolling. Sometimes [[butthurt\|anus bruised]] testyflappers will use long complex and hard to spell words, such as "Inevitable, Prejudiced, Narrow-minded, Faggot, and Idiosyncratic" to confuse you, or make it sound like they're winning the argument (which they probably are). You have only 4 ways to counter this.


	# Pull out the trusty Zoidberg butthurt cream		# Pull out the trusty Zoidberg butthurt cream
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	Due to the fact that the average I.Q of a user on the internets is as about as high as the smartest autistic kid in a special ed class. It is relatively easy to get likes. So follow these ways and your dirty whore hands will soon have their own pool full of aids.		Due to the fact that the average I.Q of a user on the internets is as about as high as the smartest autistic kid in a special ed class. It is relatively easy to get likes. So follow these ways and your dirty whore hands will soon have their own pool full of aids.

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	[[File:Facebook_Meh_Hand.png\|~~150px\|right~~\|MEH]]
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	*[[Like]]		*[[Like]]
	*[[Liek]]		*[[Liek]]
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	*[[Dislikes]]		*[[Dislikes]]


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	{{Timeline\|Featured article August 23 & 24, [[2013]]\|[[XRazorfistx]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Britam]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article August 23 & 24, [[2013]]\|[[XRazorfistx]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Britam]]}}
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