Lifting Blogs - Revision history

imported>LSCG at 01:13, 23 October 2016

2016-10-23T01:13:30Z

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	Assuming they're protected by the [[Anonymous\|anonymity]] of the internet, and being ignorant Tumblrinas and all, the shoplifters carelessly upload photo after photo of brand new merchandise along with its value, revealing on their blog that it was stolen by them. The more [[Stupid\|daring]] lifters even include the name of the store in the mall that the items were taken from, as well as stories of all the times they were close to getting caught.		Assuming they're protected by the [[Anonymous\|anonymity]] of the internet, and being ignorant Tumblrinas and all, the shoplifters carelessly upload photo after photo of brand new merchandise along with its value, revealing on their blog that it was stolen by them. The more [[Stupid\|daring]] lifters even include the name of the store in the mall that the items were taken from, as well as stories of all the times they were close to getting caught.

	Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' [[IP address]]es, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to ~~be tracked~~ them down if their IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.		Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' [[IP address]]es, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to track them down if their IPs were turned into the authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.

	This is similar to the [[Al Qaeda]] dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in, who was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of [[Social Media\|social media]].		This is similar to the [[Al Qaeda]] dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in, who was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of [[Social Media\|social media]].

imported>GirlOnInternet at 21:05, 22 October 2016

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	{{timeline\|Featured article October 21 & 22, [[2016]]\|[[Jessica Leeds]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|~~TBA~~}}		{{timeline\|Featured article October 21 & 22, [[2016]]\|[[Jessica Leeds]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Colby James]]}}

imported>Vermin at 01:42, 18 October 2016

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	[[Category:Crime]]		[[Category:Crime]]

			{{timeline\|Featured article October 21 & 22, [[2016]]\|[[Jessica Leeds]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|TBA}}

imported>Vermin at 01:30, 18 October 2016

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	We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.		We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.

	Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are [[IRL]] stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise. It should come as no surprise that the majority of these lifters turn out to be spoiled, [[middle class]] citizens who have no shame in admitting that they're spoiled middle class girls who steal for "all the [[Wrong\|right]] reasons."		Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, which is short for shoplifting blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are [[IRL]] stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise. It should come as no surprise that the majority of these lifters turn out to be spoiled, [[middle class]] citizens who have no shame in admitting that they're spoiled middle class girls who steal for "all the [[Wrong\|right]] reasons."

	Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor, when it reality the only thing they're doing is giving a judge the information they need to either charge the idiots with petty theft or [[GTA\|grand theft]]. As is usually the case, [[High score\|highest score]] wins!		Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor, when it reality the only thing they're doing is giving a judge the information they need to either charge the idiots with petty theft or [[GTA\|grand theft]]. As is usually the case, [[High score\|highest score]] wins!

imported>Vermin: /* True Tumblrites */

2016-10-18T01:30:03Z

True Tumblrites

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	File:Lifting Idiots 08.png\|Put that donut down and get to work, San Luis Obispo PD		File:Lifting Idiots 08.png\|Put that donut down and get to work, San Luis Obispo PD
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			Some of these idiot thieves believe that tacking "role play" onto the top of their blog protects them from being investigated, but just like anyone who decides to "role play" as an assassin, rapist, or terrorist, their interest in crime will very likely result in an arrest.

	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==

imported>Vermin at 01:26, 18 October 2016

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	We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.		We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.

	Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise. It should come as no surprise that the majority of these lifters turn out to be spoiled, middle class citizens who have no shame in admitting that they're spoiled middle class girls who steal for "all the [[Wrong\|right]] reasons."		Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are [[IRL]] stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise. It should come as no surprise that the majority of these lifters turn out to be spoiled, [[middle class]] citizens who have no shame in admitting that they're spoiled middle class girls who steal for "all the [[Wrong\|right]] reasons."

	Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. As is usually the case, [[High score\|highest score]] wins!		Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor, when it reality the only thing they're doing is giving a judge the information they need to either charge the idiots with petty theft or [[GTA\|grand theft]]. As is usually the case, [[High score\|highest score]] wins!

	== True Tumblrites ==		== True Tumblrites ==

	Assuming they're protected by the [[Anonymous\|anonymity]] of the internet, and being ignorant Tumblrinas and all, the shoplifters carelessly upload photo after photo of brand new merchandise, revealing on their blog that it was stolen by them. ~~They also include the price of each individual item, as well as the total of the entire haul. As if that wasn't stupid enough, they'll~~ even include the name of the store in the mall that the items were taken from, as well as stories of all the times they were close to getting caught.		Assuming they're protected by the [[Anonymous\|anonymity]] of the internet, and being ignorant Tumblrinas and all, the shoplifters carelessly upload photo after photo of brand new merchandise along with its value, revealing on their blog that it was stolen by them. The more [[Stupid\|daring]] lifters even include the name of the store in the mall that the items were taken from, as well as stories of all the times they were close to getting caught.

	Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' [[IP address]]es, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if their IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.		Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' [[IP address]]es, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if their IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.

	This is similar to the [[Al Qaeda]] dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in~~. He~~ was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of ~~the internet~~.		This is similar to the [[Al Qaeda]] dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in, who was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of [[Social Media\|social media]].

	<center><gallery caption="Lifting Idiots" widths="150px" heights="150px">		<center><gallery caption="Lifting Idiots" widths="150px" heights="150px">
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	\|The ‘shoplifting haul’ tag is honestly the most middle class spoiled brat thing I’ve ever seen. None of you are shoplifting for survival, last time I checked you can’t feed your family with a Benefit mascara. Grow up, save your pennies and PAY FOR THINGS like the rest of us.\|Another angry blogger, doubting the Benefit of mascara.		\|The ‘shoplifting haul’ tag is honestly the most middle class spoiled brat thing I’ve ever seen. None of you are shoplifting for survival, last time I checked you can’t feed your family with a Benefit mascara. Grow up, save your pennies and PAY FOR THINGS like the rest of us.\|Another angry blogger, doubting the Benefit of mascara.
	\|Petition to convert the shoplifting fandom into the coupon-ing fandom. Both get hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise for free (or nearly) but one is legal.\|Fails to realize the couponing fandom has already been claimed by the elderly.		\|Petition to convert the shoplifting fandom into the coupon-ing fandom. Both get hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise for free (or nearly) but one is legal.\|Fails to realize the couponing fandom has already been claimed by the elderly.
	}}		}}</center>
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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
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	*{{tumblr\|guccilift}} - going for the big-name grabs		*{{tumblr\|guccilift}} - going for the big-name grabs
	*{{tumblr\|letsgolifting}} - a 5-year UK veteran who claims to have saved at least £10,000		*{{tumblr\|letsgolifting}} - a 5-year UK veteran who claims to have saved at least £10,000
			*{{tumblr\|goldielift}} - may be expecting a visit from the San Luis Obispo PD very shortly

imported>Vermin at 14:37, 16 October 2016

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	We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.		We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.

	Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise.		Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise. It should come as no surprise that the majority of these lifters turn out to be spoiled, middle class citizens who have no shame in admitting that they're spoiled middle class girls who steal for "all the [[Wrong\|right]] reasons."

	Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. [[High score\|~~Highest~~ score]] wins!		Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. As is usually the case, [[High score\|highest score]] wins!

	== True Tumblrites ==		== True Tumblrites ==
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	Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' [[IP address]]es, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if their IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.		Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' [[IP address]]es, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if their IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.

	This is similar to the Al Qaeda dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in. He was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of the internet.		This is similar to the [[Al Qaeda]] dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in. He was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of the internet.

	<center><gallery caption="Lifting Idiots" widths="150px" heights="150px">		<center><gallery caption="Lifting Idiots" widths="150px" heights="150px">

imported>Vermin at 14:34, 16 October 2016

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	We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.		We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.

	Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores, and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them ~~and~~ claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise.		Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise.

	Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. [[High score\|Highest score]] wins!		Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. [[High score\|Highest score]] wins!

imported>Krade at 05:40, 16 October 2016

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	This is similar to the Al Qaeda dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in. He was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of the internet.		This is similar to the Al Qaeda dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in. He was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of the internet.

	<center><gallery caption="Lifting Idiots" widths="~~200px~~" heights="~~200px~~">		<center><gallery caption="Lifting Idiots" widths="150px" heights="150px">
	File:Lifting Idiots.png\|Shoplifters giving cops a lift in catching them.		File:Lifting Idiots.png\|Shoplifters giving cops a lift in catching them.
	File:Lifting Idiots 02.png\|More idiot lifters giving cops a lift.		File:Lifting Idiots 02.png\|More idiot lifters giving cops a lift.
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	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==
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	{{morphquote\|liftingblogs\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;		{{morphquote\|liftingblogs\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|The fact that shoplifting is okay on here but being straight isn't says a lot about tumblr.\|A blogger weighs in with the facts, triggering everyone in the process.		\|The fact that shoplifting is okay on here but being straight isn't says a lot about tumblr.\|A blogger weighs in with the facts, triggering everyone in the process.
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	\|Petition to convert the shoplifting fandom into the coupon-ing fandom. Both get hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise for free (or nearly) but one is legal.\|Fails to realize the couponing fandom has already been claimed by the elderly.		\|Petition to convert the shoplifting fandom into the coupon-ing fandom. Both get hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise for free (or nearly) but one is legal.\|Fails to realize the couponing fandom has already been claimed by the elderly.
	}}		}}
			</center>

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

imported>Vermin at 04:23, 16 October 2016

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	~~{{stub}}~~		[[File:Lifting blogs1.jpg\|thumb\|Because makeup > life, apparently.]]
	We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so ~~stupid,~~ stupid.		We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.

	Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting,"]] this phenomenon consists of women (and sissy men) who are IRL stealing from stores, and teenagers who are role playing as people stealing from stores, ~~who anonymously share~~ their ~~thievery (or pretend thievery) with the world~~. Now, anyone who's ever stolen a candy bar ~~or a mascara pen~~ has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. [[High score\|Highest score]] wins!		Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores, and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them and claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise.

			Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. [[High score\|Highest score]] wins!

	== True Tumblrites ==		== True Tumblrites ==

	Assuming they're protected by the anonymity of the internet, the shoplifters carelessly upload photo after photo of brand new merchandise, revealing that it~~'s been~~ stolen by them. They also include the price of each individual item, ~~and~~ the total of the entire haul. As if that ~~isn~~'t stupid enough, they'll even include the name of the store in the mall that the items were taken from.		Assuming they're protected by the [[Anonymous\|anonymity]] of the internet, and being ignorant Tumblrinas and all, the shoplifters carelessly upload photo after photo of brand new merchandise, revealing on their blog that it was stolen by them. They also include the price of each individual item, as well as the total of the entire haul. As if that wasn't stupid enough, they'll even include the name of the store in the mall that the items were taken from, as well as stories of all the times they were close to getting caught.

	Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' IP ~~addresses~~, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if ~~the~~ IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact!		Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' [[IP address]]es, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if their IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.

	This is similar to the Al Qaeda dingbat who was tweeting threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led soldiers to the cave he was hiding in.		This is similar to the Al Qaeda dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in. He was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of the internet.

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	File:Lifting Idiots 02.png\|More idiot lifters giving cops a lift.		File:Lifting Idiots 02.png\|More idiot lifters giving cops a lift.
	File:Lifting Idiots 03.png\|An EDiot giving cops a lift in catching idiot lifters.		File:Lifting Idiots 03.png\|An EDiot giving cops a lift in catching idiot lifters.
			File:Lifting Idiots 05.png\|Traced to an exact fucking address
			File:Lifting Idiots 06.png\|"You can't dox me, I'm under 18!"
			File:Lifting Idiots 08.png\|Put that donut down and get to work, San Luis Obispo PD
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	{{cg\|Do you even lift?\|liftingblogsgallery\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|Do you even lift?\|liftingblogsgallery\|center\|<gallery>
	File:Lifting ~~blogs1~~.~~jpg~~\|~~Because makeup > life apparently~~		File:Lifting Idiots 07.png\|The holy declarations of lifting blogs
	File:Lifting blogs2.jpg\|Snatch and go, yo!		File:Lifting blogs2.jpg\|Snatch and go, yo!
	File:Lifting blogs cruelty free.jpg\|Even thieves have their standards. Sort of.		File:Lifting blogs cruelty free.jpg\|Even thieves have their standards. Sort of.
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	*[[Looting]]		*[[Looting]]
	*[[Women]]		*[[Women]]
			*[[Role playing]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	*{{tumblr\|losangeleslifter}} - warns she'll block anyone who's not a fellow lifting blogger!		*{{tumblr\|losangeleslifter}} - warns she'll block anyone who's not a fellow lifting blogger
	*{{tumblr\|theylift}} - a shoplifting couple who reminds you to only steal makeup products not tested on animals		*{{tumblr\|theylift}} - a shoplifting couple who reminds you to only steal makeup products not tested on animals
	*{{tumblr\|liftingblog}} - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit		*{{tumblr\|liftingblog}} - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit

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	We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.		We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.

	Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are [[IRL]] stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise. It should come as no surprise that the majority of these lifters turn out to be spoiled, [[middle class]] citizens who have no shame in admitting that they're spoiled middle class girls who steal for "all the [[Wrong\|right]] reasons."		Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, which is short for shoplifting blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are [[IRL]] stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise. It should come as no surprise that the majority of these lifters turn out to be spoiled, [[middle class]] citizens who have no shame in admitting that they're spoiled middle class girls who steal for "all the [[Wrong\|right]] reasons."

	Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor, when it reality the only thing they're doing is giving a judge the information they need to either charge the idiots with petty theft or [[GTA\|grand theft]]. As is usually the case, [[High score\|highest score]] wins!		Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor, when it reality the only thing they're doing is giving a judge the information they need to either charge the idiots with petty theft or [[GTA\|grand theft]]. As is usually the case, [[High score\|highest score]] wins!

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	We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.		We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.

	Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores, and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them ~~and~~ claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise.		Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise.

	Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. [[High score\|Highest score]] wins!		Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. [[High score\|Highest score]] wins!

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	~~{{stub}}~~		[[File:Lifting blogs1.jpg\|thumb\|Because makeup > life, apparently.]]
	We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so ~~stupid,~~ stupid.		We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal\|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid.

	Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting,"]] this phenomenon consists of women (and sissy men) who are IRL stealing from stores, and teenagers who are role playing as people stealing from stores, ~~who anonymously share~~ their ~~thievery (or pretend thievery) with the world~~. Now, anyone who's ever stolen a candy bar ~~or a mascara pen~~ has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. [[High score\|Highest score]] wins!		Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr\|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift\|"lifting"]] blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are [[role playing]] as people stealing from stores, and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them and claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise.

			Now, anyone who's ever stolen a mascara pen or a candy bar has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Most blogs tally up the grand total of everything stolen and stick the number at the top of their blogs like a badge of honor. [[High score\|Highest score]] wins!

	== True Tumblrites ==		== True Tumblrites ==

	Assuming they're protected by the anonymity of the internet, the shoplifters carelessly upload photo after photo of brand new merchandise, revealing that it~~'s been~~ stolen by them. They also include the price of each individual item, ~~and~~ the total of the entire haul. As if that ~~isn~~'t stupid enough, they'll even include the name of the store in the mall that the items were taken from.		Assuming they're protected by the [[Anonymous\|anonymity]] of the internet, and being ignorant Tumblrinas and all, the shoplifters carelessly upload photo after photo of brand new merchandise, revealing on their blog that it was stolen by them. They also include the price of each individual item, as well as the total of the entire haul. As if that wasn't stupid enough, they'll even include the name of the store in the mall that the items were taken from, as well as stories of all the times they were close to getting caught.

	Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' IP ~~addresses~~, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if ~~the~~ IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact!		Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' [[IP address]]es, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if their IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.

	This is similar to the Al Qaeda dingbat who was tweeting threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led soldiers to the cave he was hiding in.		This is similar to the Al Qaeda dingbat who was [[Twitter\|tweeting]] threats of mass destruction and terror from his cell phone, and was almost apprehended when the geo-location led US soldiers to the cave he was hiding in. He was the [[Abu Hajaar]] of the internet.

	<center><gallery caption="Lifting Idiots" widths="200px" heights="200px">		<center><gallery caption="Lifting Idiots" widths="200px" heights="200px">
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	File:Lifting Idiots 02.png\|More idiot lifters giving cops a lift.		File:Lifting Idiots 02.png\|More idiot lifters giving cops a lift.
	File:Lifting Idiots 03.png\|An EDiot giving cops a lift in catching idiot lifters.		File:Lifting Idiots 03.png\|An EDiot giving cops a lift in catching idiot lifters.
			File:Lifting Idiots 05.png\|Traced to an exact fucking address
			File:Lifting Idiots 06.png\|"You can't dox me, I'm under 18!"
			File:Lifting Idiots 08.png\|Put that donut down and get to work, San Luis Obispo PD
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	{{cg\|Do you even lift?\|liftingblogsgallery\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|Do you even lift?\|liftingblogsgallery\|center\|<gallery>
	File:Lifting ~~blogs1~~.~~jpg~~\|~~Because makeup > life apparently~~		File:Lifting Idiots 07.png\|The holy declarations of lifting blogs
	File:Lifting blogs2.jpg\|Snatch and go, yo!		File:Lifting blogs2.jpg\|Snatch and go, yo!
	File:Lifting blogs cruelty free.jpg\|Even thieves have their standards. Sort of.		File:Lifting blogs cruelty free.jpg\|Even thieves have their standards. Sort of.
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	*[[Looting]]		*[[Looting]]
	*[[Women]]		*[[Women]]
			*[[Role playing]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	*{{tumblr\|losangeleslifter}} - warns she'll block anyone who's not a fellow lifting blogger!		*{{tumblr\|losangeleslifter}} - warns she'll block anyone who's not a fellow lifting blogger
	*{{tumblr\|theylift}} - a shoplifting couple who reminds you to only steal makeup products not tested on animals		*{{tumblr\|theylift}} - a shoplifting couple who reminds you to only steal makeup products not tested on animals
	*{{tumblr\|liftingblog}} - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit		*{{tumblr\|liftingblog}} - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit