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The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

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MusicianuponMahalath: /* Character Levels */

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Character Levels

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	'''[[13-year-old boy\|13]]''': Here, you play as a retarded midget with a foolish and one-sided opinion who enjoys screaming over the mic in mini-games like ''[[Halo]]'' and claim that you know a lot about firearms. In this level, you tend to believe yourself superior to those lower in level than you despite sounding, looking, and acting as though you were at Level 5.		'''[[13-year-old boy\|13]]''': Here, you play as a retarded midget with a foolish and one-sided opinion who enjoys screaming over the mic in mini-games like ''[[Halo]]'' and claim that you know a lot about firearms. In this level, you tend to believe yourself superior to those lower in level than you despite sounding, looking, and acting as though you were at Level 5.

	'''[[Loli\|13 year old girl]]''': This is about the level girls learn about that happy, little pleasure spot and lock themselves in their room. When they're at school and not [[masturbating\|flicking the bean]] they're realizing the immense power they have over boys with those growing bumps on their chest that they were ~~embarassed~~ about a week ago.<br>		'''[[Loli\|13 year old girl]]''': This is about the level girls learn about that happy, little pleasure spot and lock themselves in their room. When they're at school and not [[masturbating\|flicking the bean]] they're realizing the immense power they have over boys with those growing bumps on their chest that they were embarrassed about a week ago.<br>
	It should be noted that boys should be very careful, Jr High, High School, Adult, pervert, whatever, around the girl at this level whose parents let her get her underwear at a Victoria's Secret and not those 3 pack nylon disasters from [[Wal-Mart]] for $5 a pack. Most girls like this have some very dangerous hidden skills because their parents are very open about sex and they know that once they have a boy in a situation where they can play the [[rape]] card, they own their ass.<br>		It should be noted that boys should be very careful, Jr High, High School, Adult, pervert, whatever, around the girl at this level whose parents let her get her underwear at a Victoria's Secret and not those 3 pack nylon disasters from [[Wal-Mart]] for $5 a pack. Most girls like this have some very dangerous hidden skills because their parents are very open about sex and they know that once they have a boy in a situation where they can play the [[rape]] card, they own their ass.<br>
	They're very obvious to figure out because all you need to do is listen to the girl chatter for them to name the girl that wears a thong. Just stay the fuck away from this oncoming blight because they couldn't care less about sex and are only looking to [[pwn\|own]] your stupid ass just for [[lulz\|shits and giggles]] and if you end up in a bad situation with this one it's your own damn fault. <br>		They're very obvious to figure out because all you need to do is listen to the girl chatter for them to name the girl that wears a thong. Just stay the fuck away from this oncoming blight because they couldn't care less about sex and are only looking to [[pwn\|own]] your stupid ass just for [[lulz\|shits and giggles]] and if you end up in a bad situation with this one it's your own damn fault. <br>
	This is the girl you will call <b>That Evil Cockteasing Whore</b> in college or when you get a job in an office.<br>		This is the girl you will call <b>That Evil Cockteasing Whore</b> in college or when you get a job in an office.<br>
	Be especially aware of the petite, flat chested and ~~smalled~~ hipped version of this character model, not because they'll play to men with [[pedophile\|lolita complexes]] well into their 30s but because they are well practiced in using their small stature as a weapon against you as well. Most importantly, if it comes to her calling the cops, they will beat your ass [[Just Because]] you were picking on such a tiny, defenseless girl.<br>		Be especially aware of the petite, flat chested and small hipped version of this character model, not because they'll play to men with [[pedophile\|lolita complexes]] well into their 30s but because they are well practiced in using their small stature as a weapon against you as well. Most importantly, if it comes to her calling the cops, they will beat your ass [[Just Because]] you were picking on such a tiny, defenseless girl.<br>

MusicianuponMahalath: /* Character Levels */

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Character Levels

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	'''[[Loli\|13 year old girl]]''': This is about the level girls learn about that happy, little pleasure spot and lock themselves in their room. When they're at school and not [[masturbating\|flicking the bean]] they're realizing the immense power they have over boys with those growing bumps on their chest that they were embarassed about a week ago.<br>		'''[[Loli\|13 year old girl]]''': This is about the level girls learn about that happy, little pleasure spot and lock themselves in their room. When they're at school and not [[masturbating\|flicking the bean]] they're realizing the immense power they have over boys with those growing bumps on their chest that they were embarassed about a week ago.<br>
	It should be noted that boys should be very careful, Jr High, High School, Adult, pervert, whatever, around the girl at this level whose parents let her get her underwear at a Victoria's Secret and not those 3 pack nylon disasters from [[Wal-Mart]] for $5 a pack. Most girls like this have some very dangerous hidden skills because their parents are very open about sex and they know that once they have a boy in a situation where they can play the [[rape]] card, they own their ass.<br>		It should be noted that boys should be very careful, Jr High, High School, Adult, pervert, whatever, around the girl at this level whose parents let her get her underwear at a Victoria's Secret and not those 3 pack nylon disasters from [[Wal-Mart]] for $5 a pack. Most girls like this have some very dangerous hidden skills because their parents are very open about sex and they know that once they have a boy in a situation where they can play the [[rape]] card, they own their ass.<br>
	They're very obvious to figure out because all you need to do is listen to the girl chatter for them to name the girl that wears a thong. Just stay the fuck away from this oncoming blight because they ~~could~~ care less about sex and are only looking to [[pwn\|own]] your stupid ass just for [[lulz\|shits and giggles]] and if you end up in a bad situation with this one it's your own damn fault. <br>		They're very obvious to figure out because all you need to do is listen to the girl chatter for them to name the girl that wears a thong. Just stay the fuck away from this oncoming blight because they couldn't care less about sex and are only looking to [[pwn\|own]] your stupid ass just for [[lulz\|shits and giggles]] and if you end up in a bad situation with this one it's your own damn fault. <br>
	This is the girl you will call <b>That Evil Cockteasing Whore</b> in college or when you get a job in an office.<br>		This is the girl you will call <b>That Evil Cockteasing Whore</b> in college or when you get a job in an office.<br>
	Be especially aware of the petite, flat chested and smalled hipped version of this character model, not because they'll play to men with [[pedophile\|lolita complexes]] well into their 30s but because they are well practiced in using their small stature as a weapon against you as well. Most importantly, if it comes to her calling the cops, they will beat your ass [[Just Because]] you were picking on such a tiny, defenseless girl.<br>		Be especially aware of the petite, flat chested and smalled hipped version of this character model, not because they'll play to men with [[pedophile\|lolita complexes]] well into their 30s but because they are well practiced in using their small stature as a weapon against you as well. Most importantly, if it comes to her calling the cops, they will beat your ass [[Just Because]] you were picking on such a tiny, defenseless girl.<br>

imported>The PolishPrince: /* Notable Players */

2023-08-19T02:15:32Z

Notable Players

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Notable Players

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	'''[[Anders Behring Breivik]]''' - The highest score achieved by a currently active player.		'''[[Anders Behring Breivik]]''' - The highest score achieved by a currently active player.

	'''[[Philosophy\|Nick Bostrom]]''' - Claims that we are living in a simulation and when we die we will wake up as the person who was playing as us. ~~Realy~~ depresses the ~~hell~~ out of us to think that someone consciously made decisions that you'd grow up to be the [[Autistic]], [[Manchild]], [[Loser]] that ~~you~~ are.		'''[[Philosophy\|Nick Bostrom]]''' - Claims that we are living in a simulation and when we die we will wake up as the person who was playing as us. Really depresses the [[Hell]] out of us to think that someone consciously made decisions that you'd grow up to be the [[Autistic]], [[Manchild]], [[Loser]] that [[You]] are.

	== Success ==		== Success ==

imported>The PolishPrince: /* Notable Players */

2023-08-19T02:11:10Z

Notable Players

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imported>The PolishPrince: /* Notable Players */

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Notable Players

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	'''[[Anders Behring Breivik]]''' - The highest score achieved by a currently active player.		'''[[Anders Behring Breivik]]''' - The highest score achieved by a currently active player.

			'''[[Philosophy\|Nick Bostrom]]''' - Claims that we are living in a simulation and when we die we will wake up as the person who was playing as us. Realy depresses the hell out of us to think that someone consciously made decisions that you'd grow up to be the [[Autistic]], [[Manchild]], [[Loser]] that you are.

	== Success ==		== Success ==

imported>The PolishPrince: /* Races */

2023-08-13T04:34:06Z

Races

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imported>The PolishPrince: /* Races */

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Races

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	* '''[[Jap]]''' - You also like to eat dog, spank it to German [[Shit\|Shizer]] videos, tentacle porn and as a male you were born to have a [[lolita complex]]. When things don't go your way, you are inclined to commit seppuku.		* '''[[Jap]]''' - You also like to eat dog, spank it to German [[Shit\|Shizer]] videos, tentacle porn and as a male you were born to have a [[lolita complex]]. When things don't go your way, you are inclined to commit seppuku.
	* '''[[korean]]''' - You also like to eat dog, You must study at least 12 hours a day, Also, those with cocks will be forced into the military for two years. If you were born with a pussy, you won't go to the military, but if you're into feminism, you'll become a keyboard warrior who makes a fuss in the corner of the room except for a few.		* '''[[korean]]''' - You also like to eat dog, You must study at least 12 hours a day, Also, those with cocks will be forced into the military for two years. If you were born with a pussy, you won't go to the military, but if you're into feminism, you'll become a keyboard warrior who makes a fuss in the corner of the room except for a few.
	* '''[[Vietnam\|Vietnamese]]''' - Congratulations. You are at the top of the bottom feeding Azns. Where you don't sell 10-year-old girls out in open air markets like [[Cambodia]], you make people come to private brothels because you want to keep [[Pedophile\|Kiddie Sex]] private because you're worried about what the world might think. While you might not hunt the streets for rats to eat, you do farm them. Thanks to the years between 1962 and 1975 your country is covered in land mines and other [[America\|U.S. Military]] presents that are all your's to keep.		* '''[[Vietnam\|Vietnamese]]''' - Congratulations. You are at the top of the bottom feeding Azns and 3 steps up from a [[Nigger]]. Where you don't sell 10-year-old girls out in open air markets like [[Cambodia]], you make people come to private brothels because you want to keep [[Pedophile\|Kiddie Sex]] private because you're worried about what the world might think. While you might not hunt the streets for rats to eat, you do farm them. Thanks to the years between 1962 and 1975 your country is covered in land mines and other [[America\|U.S. Military]] presents that are all your's to keep.
	* '''[[Shit nobody cares about\|Everyone else]]''' - You come from a shitty, desolate backwater country which has been anally raped by the Japs/British/Americans for all of time and now to top it all off you have some crazy batshit insane leader calling the shots. Basically your life sucks and don't expect to live past level 20.		* '''[[Shit nobody cares about\|Everyone else]]''' - You come from a shitty, desolate backwater country which has been anally raped by the Japs/British/Americans for all of time and now to top it all off you have some crazy batshit insane leader calling the shots. Basically your life sucks and don't expect to live past level 20.

imported>The PolishPrince: /* Races */

2023-08-13T04:31:13Z

Races

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	* [[Coffin]]		* [[Coffin]]
	* [[Dead-Pool]]		* [[Dead-Pool]]
	* [[You]]
	* [[Existence]]
	* [[God]]		* [[God]]
			* [[Johnny Somali]]
			* [[King Of The Nerds]]
	* [[Ninja Gaiden]]		* [[Ninja Gaiden]]
	* [[~~King Of The Nerds~~]]		* [[You]]


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