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Paul in the Mall at 11:51, 25 June 2025

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	*[[Jews]]		*[[Jews]]
	*[[Arab Spring]]		*[[Arab Spring]]
			{{Commonwealth}}
	{{Islam}}		{{Islam}}

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	When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please		When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
	=== 3rd Civil War ===		=== 3rd Civil War ===
	When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped\|assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, ~~So much for~~ special forces..		When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped\|assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day,However, after many years of fighting,
	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		a lot of Al-Qaeda trolls were [[banned\|killed]] and now a large portion of libya's misplaced families have begun returning to their homes, and exploding afterwards due to [[Admiral_Ackbar\|booby-traps]] that the [[pussies\|special forces]] were too scared to try and defuse.
			== Benghazi power/internet crisis/currency crash ==
	On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.		On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.
			And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]

	~~And if that isn~~'~~t enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used~~ [[~~hax~~\|~~cutting edge technology~~]] ~~to slow down~~ the ~~internet~~ to ~~a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED~~ [[~~obvious~~\|~~for some reason~~]]), ~~again, don't~~ [[~~You]] [[No~~\|~~want to live in that wonderful place?~~]]		Libya's [[fiction\|economy]] has been thoroughly fucked by the civil war and the libyan dinar's worth has plummeted from 1.34 dinars for a single US dollar to [[over nine thousand\|9001]] dinars for one dollar, most libyans believe it to be the work of the [[jews\|jews]].
	== General Hafter ==		== General Hafter ==
	'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.		'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.

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	''Maybe you were looking for [[~~Turkey~~]]?''<br /><br />		''Maybe you were looking for [[Italy]]?''<br /><br />
	[[File:Libya hafter.jpg\|frame\|center\|current Libyan Flag]]		[[File:Libya hafter.jpg\|frame\|center\|current Libyan Flag]]
	{{goodnews\|{{colortext\|orange\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|blue\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|red\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}		{{goodnews\|{{colortext\|orange\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|blue\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|red\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}
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	== Libyan Civil War ==		== Libyan Civil War ==
	Once a day, [[Gaddafi]] was bored, so he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan [[people]], and gassed some people for the [[lulz]], causing massive [[butthurt]] to the Libyans, so much that they decided to troll back, in 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", at which they, They [[Raped\|attacked]] a military stronghold [[lie\|unarmed]], it has gone on for 5 days, and so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan [[Nazis\|special forces]], Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "[[anti lulz\|unlulzy]]", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard\|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, [[World War 2\|They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]]		Once a day, [[Gaddafi]] was bored, so he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan [[people]], and gassed some people for the [[lulz]], causing massive [[butthurt]] to the Libyans, so much that they decided to troll back, in 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", at which they, They [[Raped\|attacked]] a military stronghold [[lie\|unarmed]], it has gone on for 5 days, and so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan [[Nazis\|special forces]], Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "[[anti lulz\|unlulzy]]", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard\|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, [[World War 2\|They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]]
	== 2nd Civil War ==		=== 2nd Civil War ===
	After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], The people could not decide who would rule, Causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands		After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], The people could not decide who would rule, Causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands
	[[File:Hafter wut.jpeg\|thumb\|GO TO SLEEP OR HE'LL GET YOU!]]		[[File:Hafter wut.jpeg\|thumb\|GO TO SLEEP OR HE'LL GET YOU!]]
	When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please		When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
	== 3rd Civil War ==		=== 3rd Civil War ===
	When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped\|assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..		When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped\|assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..
	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==

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	[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]		[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]
	[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]		[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]
	[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]		[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|right\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]
	'''Libya''', aka "The [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] nation in the [[Middle East]]. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found [[Jewgold\|useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the [[Whitey\|Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.		'''Libya''', aka "The [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] nation in the [[Middle East]]. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found [[Jewgold\|useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the [[Whitey\|Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
	[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]		[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]
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	== General Hafter ==		== General Hafter ==
	'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.		'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.
	~~== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==~~
	{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! [[Animals\|they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us]]\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}
	~~The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.~~
	~~The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..~~
	~~[[File:Libya Mortar shot.jpg\|thumb]]~~
	~~[[File:Mortar explosion.jpg\|thumb]]~~
	~~[[File:Jew symphathy pwnt.jpg\|thumb\|Jew Sympathizer! you totally deserve it]]~~

	== How To Troll ==		== How To Troll ==
	*See the "[[Islam]]"page, Most ways there work on them		*See the "[[Islam]]"page, Most ways there work on them

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			''Maybe you were looking for [[Turkey]]?''<br /><br />
	[[File:Libya hafter.jpg\|frame\|center\|current Libyan Flag]]		[[File:Libya hafter.jpg\|frame\|center\|current Libyan Flag]]
	~~''Maybe you were looking for [[Turkey]]?''<br /><br />~~
	{{goodnews\|{{colortext\|orange\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|blue\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|red\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}		{{goodnews\|{{colortext\|orange\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|blue\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|red\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}
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	[[File:Libyan Oil.jpg\|thumb\|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews\|ECONOMY!!1]]]]		[[File:Libyan Oil.jpg\|thumb\|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews\|ECONOMY!!1]]]]
	~~{{spoilers\|THE LIBYAN ARMY IS A BUNCH OF RAPISTS}}~~
	[[File:111jnmu.JPG\|thumb\|Libyan women]]		[[File:111jnmu.JPG\|thumb\|Libyan women]]
	[[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg\|thumb\|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]		[[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg\|thumb\|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
			[[File:Libya.jpg\|right\|250px]]
	*[[Gaddafi]]		*[[Gaddafi]]
	*[[Egypt]]		*[[Egypt]]

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			''Maybe you were looking for [[Turkey]]?''<br /><br />
			{{goodnews\|{{colortext\|orange\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|blue\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|red\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}
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			\|<big>'''This Country needs a serious clean up'''</big><br>[[Gaddafi\|Somebody]] should [[Arab Spring\| do something about it.]]
			\|[[Image:Billymays1.png\|55px]]
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	[[File:Libyan Oil.jpg\|thumb\|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews\|ECONOMY!!1]]]]		[[File:Libyan Oil.jpg\|thumb\|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews\|ECONOMY!!1]]]]
			{{spoilers\|THE LIBYAN ARMY IS A BUNCH OF RAPISTS}}
	[[File:111jnmu.JPG\|thumb\|Libyan women]]		[[File:111jnmu.JPG\|thumb\|Libyan women]]
	[[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg\|thumb\|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]		[[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg\|thumb\|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]
	[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]		[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]
	[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]		[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]
	[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]		[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|left\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]
			'''Libya''', aka "The [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] nation in the [[Middle East]]. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found [[Jewgold\|useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the [[Whitey\|Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
	'''Libya''', aka ~~the~~ [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] ~~shit-laden sand hole country located in North [[Africa]]~~ in the [[Middle East]]. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels. A countless series of wars undertaken by the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
	[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]		[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]
	[[File:Libyan denar.jpg\|thumb\|All hail our new [[Gaddafi\|Savior!]]]]		[[File:Libyan denar.jpg\|thumb\|All hail our new [[Gaddafi\|Savior!]]]]
			== Location ==
			It is located in north [[Africa]], and is therefore a shit-laden [[Arab#Sand hole\|Sand Hole]].
	== The [[People]] ==		== The [[People]] ==
	Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold\|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:		Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold\|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:
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	*[[Niger]]ian		*[[Niger]]ian
	*Any other nation that was not mentioned		*Any other nation that was not mentioned
	And they respect the following because they have moar [[~~Jew Gold~~]].		And they respect the following because they have moar/equal amount of [[Jewgold]]
	*[[~~Israeli~~]]		*[[Israel]]
	*[[America]]		*[[America]]
	*All [[kittens#Europeans\|Europeans]]		*All [[kittens#Europeans\|Europeans]]

	== ~~Libyan Civil Wars~~ ==		== Religion ==
			Libya is 99% Muslim, With only 150 [[Christians]] in it,They used to have [[Jews]] But they [[holocaust\|were flushed out]], They do not tolerate other [[Religion\|religions]], But they [[no\|are still open minded tho]]
	*'''First Civil War~~''': The First Libyan Civil war was an armed conflict between Gaddafi's~~ [[~~personal army~~]], ~~and outside forces seeking~~ to ~~overthrow his government. The war was precipitated by protests in Zawiya on August 8th,~~ [[~~2009~~]] and the ~~whole war was finally ignited by protests in~~ [[~~sand niggers\|Benghazi~~]] ~~on Tuesday~~, ~~February 11~~ [[~~2011~~]]~~. This lead~~ to ~~local forces~~ to ~~fire on civilians and therefore cause~~ a ~~low-scale~~ [[~~genocide~~]] ~~within the country. These protests escalated into a full blown rebellion of lulz~~ and ~~drama, with~~ many ~~people seeking~~ to ~~create their own separate groups within Libya. Some~~ of ~~these groups were fighting for~~ Gaddafi, ~~while some of them them were trying~~ to ~~overthrow~~ him~~. After~~ Gaddafi was ~~finally killed in late 2011~~, the ~~first civil war ended with a sudden crash~~, and ~~the second civil war would be soon underway.~~		== Libyan Civil War ==
			Once a day, [[Gaddafi]] was bored, so he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan [[people]], and gassed some people for the [[lulz]], causing massive [[butthurt]] to the Libyans, so much that they decided to troll back, in 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", at which they, They [[Raped\|attacked]] a military stronghold [[lie\|unarmed]], it has gone on for 5 days, and so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan [[Nazis\|special forces]], Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "[[anti lulz\|unlulzy]]", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard\|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, [[World War 2\|They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]]
	*'''Second Civil War~~''':~~ After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], ~~the~~ people could not decide who would rule, ~~causing~~ a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands. When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, ~~they~~ didn't want to miss the chance, so they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], ~~who~~ kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, at which, ~~they~~ got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]] so they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please.		== 2nd Civil War ==
			After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], The people could not decide who would rule, Causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands
	*'''Third Civil War~~''':~~ When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was assassinated, [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, so much for special forces.		[[File:Hafter wut.jpeg\|thumb\|GO TO SLEEP OR HE'LL GET YOU!]]
			When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
			== 3rd Civil War ==
			When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped\|assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..
	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==

	On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.		On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.

	And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]		And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]

	== General Hafter ==		== General Hafter ==

	'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.		'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.
	== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==		== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==
			{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! [[Animals\|they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us]]\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}
	{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us.\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}

	The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.		The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.
	The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..		The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..
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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	~~[[File:Libya.jpg\|right\|250px]]~~
	*[[Gaddafi]]		*[[Gaddafi]]
	*[[Egypt]]		*[[Egypt]]

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	== Libyan Civil Wars ==		== Libyan Civil Wars ==

	*'''pre-coup''': Gaddafi decided that after U.S. changed its mind about Saddam he couldn't trust the value of worthless US dollar, and that he should sell oil for gold. Nelson Maldela was his good friend because of his efforts to give Africa independence. He also called for an end of the UN Security Council. This pissed the Department of [[irony\|Defense]] off.

	*'''First Civil War''': The First Libyan Civil war was an armed conflict between Gaddafi's [[personal army]], and outside forces seeking to overthrow his government. The war was precipitated by protests in Zawiya on August 8th, [[2009]] and the whole war was finally ignited by protests in [[sand niggers\|Benghazi]] on Tuesday, February 11 [[2011]]. This lead to local forces to fire on civilians and therefore cause a low-scale [[genocide]] within the country. These protests escalated into a full blown rebellion of lulz and drama, with many people seeking to create their own separate groups within Libya. Some of these groups were fighting for Gaddafi, while some of them them were trying to overthrow him. After Gaddafi was finally killed in late 2011, the first civil war ended with a sudden crash, and the second civil war would be soon underway.		*'''First Civil War''': The First Libyan Civil war was an armed conflict between Gaddafi's [[personal army]], and outside forces seeking to overthrow his government. The war was precipitated by protests in Zawiya on August 8th, [[2009]] and the whole war was finally ignited by protests in [[sand niggers\|Benghazi]] on Tuesday, February 11 [[2011]]. This lead to local forces to fire on civilians and therefore cause a low-scale [[genocide]] within the country. These protests escalated into a full blown rebellion of lulz and drama, with many people seeking to create their own separate groups within Libya. Some of these groups were fighting for Gaddafi, while some of them them were trying to overthrow him. After Gaddafi was finally killed in late 2011, the first civil war ended with a sudden crash, and the second civil war would be soon underway.
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	*'''Third Civil War''': When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was assassinated, [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, so much for special forces.		*'''Third Civil War''': When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was assassinated, [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, so much for special forces.

	~~===Nation building===~~
	NATO loved building a giant system of pipes and canals biggest than the world had even seen in Libya [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4814988.stm], and then they changed their mind and bombed it. [http://humanrightsinvestigations.org/2011/07/27/great-man-made-river-nato-bombs/]

	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==

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	== Libyan Civil Wars ==		== Libyan Civil Wars ==

			*'''pre-coup''': Gaddafi decided that after U.S. changed its mind about Saddam he couldn't trust the value of worthless US dollar, and that he should sell oil for gold. Nelson Maldela was his good friend because of his efforts to give Africa independence. He also called for an end of the UN Security Council. This pissed the Department of [[irony\|Defense]] off.

	*'''First Civil War''': The First Libyan Civil war was an armed conflict between Gaddafi's [[personal army]], and outside forces seeking to overthrow his government. The war was precipitated by protests in Zawiya on August 8th, [[2009]] and the whole war was finally ignited by protests in [[sand niggers\|Benghazi]] on Tuesday, February 11 [[2011]]. This lead to local forces to fire on civilians and therefore cause a low-scale [[genocide]] within the country. These protests escalated into a full blown rebellion of lulz and drama, with many people seeking to create their own separate groups within Libya. Some of these groups were fighting for Gaddafi, while some of them them were trying to overthrow him. After Gaddafi was finally killed in late 2011, the first civil war ended with a sudden crash, and the second civil war would be soon underway.		*'''First Civil War''': The First Libyan Civil war was an armed conflict between Gaddafi's [[personal army]], and outside forces seeking to overthrow his government. The war was precipitated by protests in Zawiya on August 8th, [[2009]] and the whole war was finally ignited by protests in [[sand niggers\|Benghazi]] on Tuesday, February 11 [[2011]]. This lead to local forces to fire on civilians and therefore cause a low-scale [[genocide]] within the country. These protests escalated into a full blown rebellion of lulz and drama, with many people seeking to create their own separate groups within Libya. Some of these groups were fighting for Gaddafi, while some of them them were trying to overthrow him. After Gaddafi was finally killed in late 2011, the first civil war ended with a sudden crash, and the second civil war would be soon underway.
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	*'''Third Civil War''': When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was assassinated, [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, so much for special forces.		*'''Third Civil War''': When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was assassinated, [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, so much for special forces.

			===Nation building===
			NATO loved building a giant system of pipes and canals biggest than the world had even seen in Libya [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4814988.stm], and then they changed their mind and bombed it. [http://humanrightsinvestigations.org/2011/07/27/great-man-made-river-nato-bombs/]

	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==

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	[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]		[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]
	[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb~~\|left~~\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]		[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]
	[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb~~\|left~~\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]		[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]
	'''Libya''', aka ~~"The~~ [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] ~~nation~~ in the [[Middle East]]~~. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about~~. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found ~~[[Jewgold\|~~useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the ~~[[Whitey\|~~Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists. ~~NATO backed Al Qaeda to try to oust Gaddafi.<ref>http://libyanwarthetruth.com/who-are-james-and-joanne-moriarty-our-story-intro</ref>~~
			'''Libya''', aka the [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] shit-laden sand hole country located in North [[Africa]] in the [[Middle East]]. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels. A countless series of wars undertaken by the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
	[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]		[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]
	[[File:Libyan denar.jpg\|thumb\|All hail our new [[Gaddafi\|Savior!]]]]		[[File:Libyan denar.jpg\|thumb\|All hail our new [[Gaddafi\|Savior!]]]]
	~~== Location ==~~
	~~It is located in north [[Africa]], and is therefore a shit-laden [[Arab#Sand hole\|Sand Hole]].~~
	== The [[People]] ==		== The [[People]] ==
	Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold\|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:		Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold\|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:
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	*[[Niger]]ian		*[[Niger]]ian
	*Any other nation that was not mentioned		*Any other nation that was not mentioned
	And they respect the following because they have moar~~/equal amount of~~ [[~~Jewgold~~]]		And they respect the following because they have moar [[Jew Gold]].
	*[[~~Israel~~]]		*[[Israeli]]
	*[[America]]		*[[America]]
	*All [[kittens#Europeans\|Europeans]]		*All [[kittens#Europeans\|Europeans]]

	== ~~Religion~~ ==		== Libyan Civil Wars ==
	Libya is 99% Muslim, With only 150 [[Christians]] in it,They used to have [[Jews]] But they [[holocaust\|were flushed out]], They do not tolerate other [[Religion\|religions]], But they [[no\|are still open minded tho]]
	== Libyan Civil ~~War ==~~		*'''First Civil War''': The First Libyan Civil war was an armed conflict between Gaddafi's [[personal army]], and outside forces seeking to overthrow his government. The war was precipitated by protests in Zawiya on August 8th, [[2009]] and the whole war was finally ignited by protests in [[sand niggers\|Benghazi]] on Tuesday, February 11 [[2011]]. This lead to local forces to fire on civilians and therefore cause a low-scale [[genocide]] within the country. These protests escalated into a full blown rebellion of lulz and drama, with many people seeking to create their own separate groups within Libya. Some of these groups were fighting for Gaddafi, while some of them them were trying to overthrow him. After Gaddafi was finally killed in late 2011, the first civil war ended with a sudden crash, and the second civil war would be soon underway.
	~~Once a day,~~ [[~~Gaddafi~~]] was ~~bored~~, ~~so he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan~~ [[~~people~~]], and ~~gassed some people for~~ the [[~~lulz~~]], ~~causing massive~~ [[~~butthurt~~]] to ~~the Libyans, so much that they decided~~ to ~~troll back, in 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", at which they, They~~ [[~~Raped\|attacked~~]] a ~~military stronghold [[lie\|unarmed]]~~, ~~it has gone on for 5 days, and so~~ many ~~of the Libyan trolls died only~~ to ~~injure some~~ of ~~the~~ Gaddafi ~~soldiers~~, ~~But then, the Libyan [[Nazis\|special forces]], Decided~~ to ~~turn against Gaddafi after they deemed~~ him ~~"[[anti lulz\|unlulzy]]", The~~ Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard\|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was ~~not happy~~, ~~Being~~ the ~~anti trolls they are~~, ~~[[World War 2\|They got~~ the ~~whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn~~'~~t, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]]~~
	~~== 2nd~~ Civil War ==		*'''Second Civil War''': After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], the people could not decide who would rule, causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands. When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, they didn't want to miss the chance, so they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, at which, they got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]] so they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please.
	After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], ~~The~~ people could not decide who would rule, ~~Causing~~ a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands
	~~[[File:Hafter wut~~.~~jpeg\|thumb\|GO TO SLEEP OR HE'LL GET YOU!]]~~		*'''Third Civil War''': When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was assassinated, [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, so much for special forces.
	When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, ~~They~~ didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], ~~Who~~ kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, ~~They~~ got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]]~~, So~~ they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
	~~== 3rd~~ Civil War ==
	When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was ~~[[raped\|~~assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..
	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==

	On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.		On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.

	And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]		And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]

	== General Hafter ==		== General Hafter ==

	'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.		'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.
	== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==		== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==
	{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! ~~[[Animals\|~~they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us]]\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}
			{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us.\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}

	The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.		The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.
	The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..		The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..

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	When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please		When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
	=== 3rd Civil War ===		=== 3rd Civil War ===
	When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped\|assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, ~~So much for~~ special forces..		When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped\|assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day,However, after many years of fighting,
	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		a lot of Al-Qaeda trolls were [[banned\|killed]] and now a large portion of libya's misplaced families have begun returning to their homes, and exploding afterwards due to [[Admiral_Ackbar\|booby-traps]] that the [[pussies\|special forces]] were too scared to try and defuse.
			== Benghazi power/internet crisis/currency crash ==
	On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.		On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.
			And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]

	~~And if that isn~~'~~t enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used~~ [[~~hax~~\|~~cutting edge technology~~]] ~~to slow down~~ the ~~internet~~ to ~~a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED~~ [[~~obvious~~\|~~for some reason~~]]), ~~again, don't~~ [[~~You]] [[No~~\|~~want to live in that wonderful place?~~]]		Libya's [[fiction\|economy]] has been thoroughly fucked by the civil war and the libyan dinar's worth has plummeted from 1.34 dinars for a single US dollar to [[over nine thousand\|9001]] dinars for one dollar, most libyans believe it to be the work of the [[jews\|jews]].
	== General Hafter ==		== General Hafter ==
	'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.		'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.

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	[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]		[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]
	[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]		[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]
	[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]		[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|right\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]
	'''Libya''', aka "The [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] nation in the [[Middle East]]. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found [[Jewgold\|useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the [[Whitey\|Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.		'''Libya''', aka "The [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] nation in the [[Middle East]]. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found [[Jewgold\|useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the [[Whitey\|Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
	[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]		[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]
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	== General Hafter ==		== General Hafter ==
	'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.		'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.
	~~== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==~~
	{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! [[Animals\|they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us]]\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}
	~~The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.~~
	~~The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..~~
	~~[[File:Libya Mortar shot.jpg\|thumb]]~~
	~~[[File:Mortar explosion.jpg\|thumb]]~~
	~~[[File:Jew symphathy pwnt.jpg\|thumb\|Jew Sympathizer! you totally deserve it]]~~

	== How To Troll ==		== How To Troll ==
	*See the "[[Islam]]"page, Most ways there work on them		*See the "[[Islam]]"page, Most ways there work on them

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	[[File:Libya hafter.jpg\|frame\|center\|current Libyan Flag]]		[[File:Libya hafter.jpg\|frame\|center\|current Libyan Flag]]
	~~''Maybe you were looking for [[Turkey]]?''<br /><br />~~
	{{goodnews\|{{colortext\|orange\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|blue\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|red\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}		{{goodnews\|{{colortext\|orange\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|blue\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|red\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}
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	[[File:Libyan Oil.jpg\|thumb\|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews\|ECONOMY!!1]]]]		[[File:Libyan Oil.jpg\|thumb\|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews\|ECONOMY!!1]]]]
	~~{{spoilers\|THE LIBYAN ARMY IS A BUNCH OF RAPISTS}}~~
	[[File:111jnmu.JPG\|thumb\|Libyan women]]		[[File:111jnmu.JPG\|thumb\|Libyan women]]
	[[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg\|thumb\|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]		[[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg\|thumb\|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]

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			''Maybe you were looking for [[Turkey]]?''<br /><br />
			{{goodnews\|{{colortext\|orange\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|blue\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext\|red\|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}
			{\|style="border: 3px solid #99CCFF; background: #FFFFFF;" cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0 align="center"
			\|[[Image:ED CLEANER 2.jpg\|55px]]
			\|<big>'''This Country needs a serious clean up'''</big><br>[[Gaddafi\|Somebody]] should [[Arab Spring\| do something about it.]]
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	[[File:Libyan Oil.jpg\|thumb\|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews\|ECONOMY!!1]]]]		[[File:Libyan Oil.jpg\|thumb\|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews\|ECONOMY!!1]]]]
			{{spoilers\|THE LIBYAN ARMY IS A BUNCH OF RAPISTS}}
	[[File:111jnmu.JPG\|thumb\|Libyan women]]		[[File:111jnmu.JPG\|thumb\|Libyan women]]
	[[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg\|thumb\|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]		[[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg\|thumb\|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]
	[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]		[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]
	[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]		[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]
	[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]		[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|left\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]
			'''Libya''', aka "The [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] nation in the [[Middle East]]. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found [[Jewgold\|useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the [[Whitey\|Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
	'''Libya''', aka ~~the~~ [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] ~~shit-laden sand hole country located in North [[Africa]]~~ in the [[Middle East]]. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels. A countless series of wars undertaken by the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
	[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]		[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]
	[[File:Libyan denar.jpg\|thumb\|All hail our new [[Gaddafi\|Savior!]]]]		[[File:Libyan denar.jpg\|thumb\|All hail our new [[Gaddafi\|Savior!]]]]
			== Location ==
			It is located in north [[Africa]], and is therefore a shit-laden [[Arab#Sand hole\|Sand Hole]].
	== The [[People]] ==		== The [[People]] ==
	Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold\|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:		Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold\|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:
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	*[[Niger]]ian		*[[Niger]]ian
	*Any other nation that was not mentioned		*Any other nation that was not mentioned
	And they respect the following because they have moar [[~~Jew Gold~~]].		And they respect the following because they have moar/equal amount of [[Jewgold]]
	*[[~~Israeli~~]]		*[[Israel]]
	*[[America]]		*[[America]]
	*All [[kittens#Europeans\|Europeans]]		*All [[kittens#Europeans\|Europeans]]

	== ~~Libyan Civil Wars~~ ==		== Religion ==
			Libya is 99% Muslim, With only 150 [[Christians]] in it,They used to have [[Jews]] But they [[holocaust\|were flushed out]], They do not tolerate other [[Religion\|religions]], But they [[no\|are still open minded tho]]
	*'''First Civil War~~''': The First Libyan Civil war was an armed conflict between Gaddafi's~~ [[~~personal army~~]], ~~and outside forces seeking~~ to ~~overthrow his government. The war was precipitated by protests in Zawiya on August 8th,~~ [[~~2009~~]] and the ~~whole war was finally ignited by protests in~~ [[~~sand niggers\|Benghazi~~]] ~~on Tuesday~~, ~~February 11~~ [[~~2011~~]]~~. This lead~~ to ~~local forces~~ to ~~fire on civilians and therefore cause~~ a ~~low-scale~~ [[~~genocide~~]] ~~within the country. These protests escalated into a full blown rebellion of lulz~~ and ~~drama, with~~ many ~~people seeking~~ to ~~create their own separate groups within Libya. Some~~ of ~~these groups were fighting for~~ Gaddafi, ~~while some of them them were trying~~ to ~~overthrow~~ him~~. After~~ Gaddafi was ~~finally killed in late 2011~~, the ~~first civil war ended with a sudden crash~~, and ~~the second civil war would be soon underway.~~		== Libyan Civil War ==
			Once a day, [[Gaddafi]] was bored, so he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan [[people]], and gassed some people for the [[lulz]], causing massive [[butthurt]] to the Libyans, so much that they decided to troll back, in 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", at which they, They [[Raped\|attacked]] a military stronghold [[lie\|unarmed]], it has gone on for 5 days, and so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan [[Nazis\|special forces]], Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "[[anti lulz\|unlulzy]]", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard\|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, [[World War 2\|They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]]
	*'''Second Civil War~~''':~~ After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], ~~the~~ people could not decide who would rule, ~~causing~~ a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands. When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, ~~they~~ didn't want to miss the chance, so they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], ~~who~~ kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, at which, ~~they~~ got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]] so they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please.		== 2nd Civil War ==
			After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], The people could not decide who would rule, Causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands
	*'''Third Civil War~~''':~~ When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was assassinated, [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, so much for special forces.		[[File:Hafter wut.jpeg\|thumb\|GO TO SLEEP OR HE'LL GET YOU!]]
			When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
			== 3rd Civil War ==
			When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped\|assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..
	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==

	On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.		On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.

	And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]		And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]

	== General Hafter ==		== General Hafter ==

	'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.		'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.
	== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==		== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==
			{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! [[Animals\|they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us]]\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}
	{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us.\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}

	The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.		The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.
	The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..		The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..
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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	~~[[File:Libya.jpg\|right\|250px]]~~
	*[[Gaddafi]]		*[[Gaddafi]]
	*[[Egypt]]		*[[Egypt]]

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	[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]		[[File:Old libya flag.png\|thumb\|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]
	[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb~~\|left~~\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]		[[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg\|thumb\|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]
	[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb~~\|left~~\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]		[[File:Libyahouse.jpg\|thumb\|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]
	'''Libya''', aka ~~"The~~ [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] ~~nation~~ in the [[Middle East]]~~. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about~~. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found ~~[[Jewgold\|~~useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the ~~[[Whitey\|~~Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists. ~~NATO backed Al Qaeda to try to oust Gaddafi.<ref>http://libyanwarthetruth.com/who-are-james-and-joanne-moriarty-our-story-intro</ref>~~
			'''Libya''', aka the [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead\|Arab]] shit-laden sand hole country located in North [[Africa]] in the [[Middle East]]. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels. A countless series of wars undertaken by the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out\|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
	[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]		[[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg\|thumb\|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]
	[[File:Libyan denar.jpg\|thumb\|All hail our new [[Gaddafi\|Savior!]]]]		[[File:Libyan denar.jpg\|thumb\|All hail our new [[Gaddafi\|Savior!]]]]
	~~== Location ==~~
	~~It is located in north [[Africa]], and is therefore a shit-laden [[Arab#Sand hole\|Sand Hole]].~~
	== The [[People]] ==		== The [[People]] ==
	Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold\|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:		Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold\|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:
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	*[[Niger]]ian		*[[Niger]]ian
	*Any other nation that was not mentioned		*Any other nation that was not mentioned
	And they respect the following because they have moar~~/equal amount of~~ [[~~Jewgold~~]]		And they respect the following because they have moar [[Jew Gold]].
	*[[~~Israel~~]]		*[[Israeli]]
	*[[America]]		*[[America]]
	*All [[kittens#Europeans\|Europeans]]		*All [[kittens#Europeans\|Europeans]]

	== ~~Religion~~ ==		== Libyan Civil Wars ==
	Libya is 99% Muslim, With only 150 [[Christians]] in it,They used to have [[Jews]] But they [[holocaust\|were flushed out]], They do not tolerate other [[Religion\|religions]], But they [[no\|are still open minded tho]]
	== Libyan Civil ~~War ==~~		*'''First Civil War''': The First Libyan Civil war was an armed conflict between Gaddafi's [[personal army]], and outside forces seeking to overthrow his government. The war was precipitated by protests in Zawiya on August 8th, [[2009]] and the whole war was finally ignited by protests in [[sand niggers\|Benghazi]] on Tuesday, February 11 [[2011]]. This lead to local forces to fire on civilians and therefore cause a low-scale [[genocide]] within the country. These protests escalated into a full blown rebellion of lulz and drama, with many people seeking to create their own separate groups within Libya. Some of these groups were fighting for Gaddafi, while some of them them were trying to overthrow him. After Gaddafi was finally killed in late 2011, the first civil war ended with a sudden crash, and the second civil war would be soon underway.
	~~Once a day,~~ [[~~Gaddafi~~]] was ~~bored~~, ~~so he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan~~ [[~~people~~]], and ~~gassed some people for~~ the [[~~lulz~~]], ~~causing massive~~ [[~~butthurt~~]] to ~~the Libyans, so much that they decided~~ to ~~troll back, in 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", at which they, They~~ [[~~Raped\|attacked~~]] a ~~military stronghold [[lie\|unarmed]]~~, ~~it has gone on for 5 days, and so~~ many ~~of the Libyan trolls died only~~ to ~~injure some~~ of ~~the~~ Gaddafi ~~soldiers~~, ~~But then, the Libyan [[Nazis\|special forces]], Decided~~ to ~~turn against Gaddafi after they deemed~~ him ~~"[[anti lulz\|unlulzy]]", The~~ Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard\|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was ~~not happy~~, ~~Being~~ the ~~anti trolls they are~~, ~~[[World War 2\|They got~~ the ~~whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn~~'~~t, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]]~~
	~~== 2nd~~ Civil War ==		*'''Second Civil War''': After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], the people could not decide who would rule, causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands. When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, they didn't want to miss the chance, so they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, at which, they got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]] so they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please.
	After Gaddafi was [[pwned\|killed]], ~~The~~ people could not decide who would rule, ~~Causing~~ a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands
	~~[[File:Hafter wut~~.~~jpeg\|thumb\|GO TO SLEEP OR HE'LL GET YOU!]]~~		*'''Third Civil War''': When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was assassinated, [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, so much for special forces.
	When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, ~~They~~ didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], ~~Who~~ kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs\|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, ~~They~~ got [[pwned\|their ass handed to them]]~~, So~~ they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
	~~== 3rd~~ Civil War ==
	When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler\|Al-fattah yonis]], Was ~~[[raped\|~~assassinated]], [[Nazi\|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..
	== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==		== Benghazi power/internet crisis ==

	On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.		On one fine day, the [[ISIS\|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.

	And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]		And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax\|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious\|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No\|want to live in that wonderful place?]]

	== General Hafter ==		== General Hafter ==

	'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.		'''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard\|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.
	== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==		== The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==
	{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! ~~[[Animals\|~~they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us]]\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}
			{{Quote\|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol\|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us.\|Jew Sympathizer speech}}

	The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.		The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.
	The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..		The people's respond? [[Holocaust\|Nothing]]..